"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."
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Every time I post anything on this hellsite
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Part 5 of catching up on Tumblr its your two favorite himbos !
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i remembered a schmando vtuber AU the drawfee mods and i came up with like 2 years ago and immediately became possessed
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Every day I look up for a few minutes and thank God or whoever else is out there, that the writers of Brooklyn Nine Nine never ever ever added a cheating plot line to any character. Didn't even make them think any such thing. Thank fuck. You can sing piña colada over a corpse but by God you WILL be madly in love with your partner
(Context: watching New girl. This is I think the third sitcom where they've put in a cheating plotline for NO REASON. )
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RWRB as New Girl
Zahra
Alex
Henry
Alex seeing Henry in his polo outfit
Alex jacking off another boy in high school
Alex at the Royal Wedding
Zahra
Luna
Nora emerging from her cave after 3 days after tracking down the leak
Alex and Henry
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