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Oohh Maneater got me thinking of Y2K Hermoine, Harry, and Ron 👀. I want to draw them wearing y2k outfits, using flip phones, but still going to Hogwarts.
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James: climbs through the window of his own house
Sirius, watching the tv: hey
James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??
Sirius: Reg gave me yours
James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?
Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing
James: ...
Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn
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James going for an eye exam/checkup and the optometrist is some new young guy who’s all stone-faced business, barely looking at him, flipping through paper work, “are you having any problems with your current glasses,” etc and James is just stumbling over his words practically drooling at this man and also flirting unashamedly with terribly cheesy lines. Something about “the eyes are the windows to the soul you know? see anything you like in mine?” and reg’s just like “well your vision sucks so they’re pretty shit windows if you ask me” and then he watches James’ pupils dilate cartoonishly in response and is like where did this man come from and why does he clearly have a degradation kink of some sort. And then he does the thing where he makes James look at him while he moves his finger back and forth to test his peripheral vision or whatever but James keeps accidentally following his hand instead of looking straight ahead because he’s getting distracted by all the rings and picturing how they’d feel on him and and Regulus is like “please for the love of god just look at me” and James is like “oh I’ve been” and then he finally averts his attention from his hands but now he’s just staring into his eyes, jaw slack, down bad and regulus is like “okay can you see my finger still. Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter are you listening to me.” and James is just mumbling “oh I’m listening baby I’m all ears” and it’s the longest fucking checkup regulus has ever had to give but he secretly doesn’t actually mind at all
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James : if I die how much would you miss me?
Regulus : it’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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RONARRY. Ron x Harry.
Thinking of You, Constantly
Harry constantly thinks of his best friend Ron. It must be because that he was his very first friend, or because he was the very first person that he met that didn't expect anything that much of him (still he did ask if he vanquished you-know-who, but he was a misinformed child at that time), or maybe because he treats him equally to everyone else, unlike others that puts him on a pedestal or thinks the worst of him.
Then he realizes that half of those reasons can also fit Hermoine. Don't get him wrong, Hermoine is his platonic soulmate. She is the sister that came out of a different womb, the one that is born from a different blood, the one that supported his every move with Ron; but there's something about the red-haired boy that has him thinking of him in his lowest days. He wagers that Sirius would know something about this, or even Professor Lupin. But... he feels quite embarrassed writing to them about something so frivolous.
Still, he wants to understand what he is feeling about Ron. It's not a brother's love that he feels; he knows how that feels like thanks to the Weasley twins and Neville. It's not like a best friend type of way, though it is quite close, but comparing it to how he feels towards Hermoine's— it really is quite different.
Now that leaves only one... romance. And everyone knows that he have never felt anything remotely close to that; frankly speaking, he doesn't have the time and space to do so. With the constant death threats and fear looming around him, no one is really comfortable getting THAT close to him. Well, again, of course both Hermoine and Ron are an exception— except that Hermoine set her eyes on someone, and he might confess that he also have set his eyes on a certain person as well.
"Ron..." He murmured under his breath, unbeknownst to him, the red-haired boy heard him.
"Yes, Harry?"
Harry took a deep breath and faced the boy— no man and caressed him on his cheeks.
"I think I love you."
After all, how can one describe how he has the red-haired boy on his mind almost every minute?
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Draco is not used to not getting his way.
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Ron about Drarry
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wool - unofficial jegulus microfic - thanks, @emlovessid
"Oi, Reg! WOW, Is that James's sweater?"
The table quieted.
He and Sirius had been in a secret competition for days. He had no memory of how it started, but they'd spent the entire break working diligently to embarrass each other in front of Effie and Fleamont.
Call it revenge for Regulus keeping his and James's relationship a secret for the first month, or for Sirius stealing Regulus's broom and flying it into a tree 'for a prank' but Regulus and Sirius had been at each other's throats for a while. This was just the latest way.
"Did you steal my sweater, Reggie?" James piped up, a bit of a grin on his face.
Effie and Fleamont exchanged a grin next to him. They, clearly, found the whole thing entertaining.
But Regulus kept his cool, as he always did, and just picked at a strand of wool on his boyfriend's oversized sweater.
"Sorry, love. Sirius and Remus were rather busy in Sirius and I's room, so I had to borrow one," he said with a smirk, meeting Sirius's mortified expression.
Remus, sitting nearby and well-aware of the game Regulus and Sirius had been playing, burst into laughter.
"Kelpto," Sirius shot at Regulus as the rest of the table began to laugh.
"Slag," Regulus retorted smugly, snuggling deeper into the sweater.
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Severus Sleepover! Severus Sleepover! Severus Sleepover!
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Overprotective Ron and Hermoine
Thinking of Ron and Hermoine being so overprotective over Harry after the war. No one even dares to crowd around Harry, not when the two other part of the golden trio started brandishing their wands around as if they were knives that they could just use to stab someone.
(They could, and they would. No one really dared to know because they've seen the two fight in the war; Harry has morals stopping him from doing things, but the two? They seemed to lost it after watching their Harry trying to fight to live and to save their world.)
Once, someone tried ambusing Harry to talk to him (when others say that he was so protected, it was not a lie). It was someone (coughFudgecough) who wants Harry to support him in his political agenda. Unfortunately, when the emerald-eyed boy denied the man, he started shouting at him and even dared to cast a spell towards his direction.
Very furious about what the man tried to do, both Ron and Hermoine started casting every (legal and borderline illegal) curses and spells that they could think of. A few of the witnesses even swore that they saw Hermoine cast a crucio towards the foolish man, but they aren't really willing to do so in court.
(They believe that the man coughFudgecough deserves it.)
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Sirius *drunk at a family dinner*: mother is not a huge fan of me
Regulus: and?
Sirius: and that is so ok but, mother if you didn't like me then you're really not gonna like me now
Andromeda * who knows exactly where he's going with this : oh Merlin
Sirius: cause I'm dating a halfbreed and I'm like super gay dude.
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sirius: bad news - reggie locked himself outside of his and james’ house.
sirius: good news - we didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
sirius: bad news - james finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too embarrassed to admit that the reason i learned it was because, at thirteen, i figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
sirius: good news- a cute guy saw me do it.
sirius: bad news - it was remus, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because i saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows i can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think i’m cool no matter what i do. it's too late. he knows.
marlene: you’re a fool.
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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.
Sirius: What- no!
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regulus: why does sirius keep calling you “my dear”
james: what? oh… well sirius and i-
regulus: you’re not in love, james
james: regulus, there’s something i need to tell you
regulus: if this is some stupid game you two are playing i’m not falling for it-
james: *turns into prongs*
regulus: oh… deer
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James: I taught Padfoot a new trick! *throws ball* Fetch! Padfoot: *just stands there* Remus: He didn't do anything... James: I taught him to ignore social conventions and to think for himself.
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