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#like idk idk. something something dan being the only one to see how fucked up it is that jenny was was 'banished' and that everyone decided
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meatriarchived · 5 months
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me crawling out of bed to type this and disappear back to my cocoon right after but-specifically looking at the hewitts since granted i know more on the remakes than the others but,
the hewitts only got vague, limited police action looking into them in '03 after erin chops thomas' arm off and gets away. and even though theres' coverage of it and everything, that literally ONLY happens after 4-5 straight years of the hewitts doing what they do, from 69-73 in terms of solely the remake timeline.
that's still a shitton of time to be ACTIVELY killing people to y'know. not fucking die yourselves. then combine that with the sawyers - their additional family members, their own trails of ruthlessness added into the mix, and this entire combined family unit likely has kill counts all around in the hundreds if not even way past that.
but even with the police involvement in the remakes?
its all SO SLOPPY, its hardly conducted with any real CARE about their own well-beings. like??? ya'll went into that house while THOMAS was STILL THERE... didnt even SECURE THE HOUSE.....
and even with the found footage? no arrests, presumably. the remaining hewitts are still at large, thomas is still at large. like... all ya'll did was corral them to their fucking confusing ass tunnel system and made luda (if we count the comics) far more involved and ruthless in the actual killings than she was in the movies lol
and yes technically speaking with charlie's death that could sever the stronghold they've got on the police and sheriffs' around them - but at the same time - how bad would it look of them to SUDDENLY flip a switch and try to unpack the years worth of missing persons, cold cases, murders, kidnappings, break-ins, assaults, etc etc that they swept under the rug? that's WAY too much man power, esp for back then. no one is gonna do that shit.
so. i truly dont think they have much to worry about even in the event of charlie dying - because the fear and influence they've instilled stands for law enforcement to continue to do fuck all - to save and cover their own asses.
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#its incredibly tragic because like. its so OBVIOUS something GOD AWFUL happened to this group of kids? theyre literally needing some rough#medical attention yknow. its so fucking clear they went through something BAD. and yet? crickets. theyre shrugged off. dismissed.#given the cold shoulder. told their friend(s) simply ran away. told they mustve been high or on something and cant recall clearly.#even between maria going missing to pre-basement brawl its like. NO ONES taking them seriously. everyone in towns they search in dismiss#them. no ones seen or heard anything. LEO's are just. useless and rude and telling them not to interfere. telling to go home. telling them#to let them handle things when it becomes VERY obvious they just dont give a shit - that theyre avoiding certain locations#like yes i moved maria's timeline of being missing up but like - even while the searches were still considered active? there was barely any#movement or care or concern or manpower that the depts were gathering or investigating. like. how does someone vanish into thin air?#like they tried to imply maria must've - at some point? they were so out of their league so roadblocked so dismissed every step of the way.#like. maria and lee and danny etc in their dire aus its all just... its so tragic.#maria with the attempt of a search and youre nearly found!!!....and then youre told your friends all left...and they never came remotely#close to where youre kept to find you. lee with sacrificing himself hoping it gives the rest of them a chance to get away - that someone#lives in order to rain down hell on the family in the sense of justice and yet. not a word is said over broadcasts about him - at least pos#nothing substantial. no search. no missing persons report. nothing. and then danny? my dan the man? the guy with little family ties?#my guy with a strained relationship with his father? whose only friends are again in the situation of 'no one believes us'?#you think theres even a PEEP about him whatsoever? in any capacity? my guy would be lost to the ether - literally. NO ONE but the#friends would ever give a shit if he went missing.#does this make any sense idk im half asleep still but yknow-#i see kels' post and my brain short-circuited on this- BFKHD#[ 𝟎𝟎 ] ── * 𝐎𝐎𝐂. { renee. }
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chrollohearttags · 7 months
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kinktober day eight
character: roronoa zoro
show: one piece
kink: knife play
word count: 1.9K
content + themes: halloween/house party, heavy drugs and alcohol use, fingering, blood, choking, reader and zoro are fwb, (he’s kind of a bad boy + reader is a coquette/Barbie doll type idk the proper term) rough sex, hair pulling, mentions of oral sex, calls reader a bitch + slut, spanking, daddy’s used, backshots, cumshot
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“You’re one crazy little bitch, you know that?”
the deep voice lingering in your ear before being met with a dizzy chuckle. A veiny, tattoo-ridden hand laced around your throat, akin to that of a choker; two fingertips mashing lightly into your windpipe to lightly asphyxiate you. A sensation..a feeling you’d never grow tired no matter how many times it happened. His thumping heartbeat and barreled chest pressed to your back as you pushed your ass against his clothes crotch..although your bodies were shrouded in dimness with only the faint LED lighting to illuminate your faces. But the man behind you was no stranger by any means. He was someone you knew, someone you trusted and someone you could never let go of..hence why you were allowing him to do something rather strange and dangerous to you at the moment.
“Mmm..and you love it, don’t you?”
“Yes…and I love you.”
muttering in a slurred tone of speech, courtesy of the countless shots of Casamigos and X pills running through each of your veins. Although it was barely audible over the sounds of thumping speakers and loud voices downstairs. (Y/N) (L/N) and Roronoa Zoro, two polar opposites that attract far too much, even though you had no business together. Having first met you when you were in high school, the mysterious bad boy with the dark green hair and an affinity for knives was in an entirely different social circle from your own. He and his friends were a bit rambunctious..always getting into some sort of mischief. And although they were a bit of troublemakers, they were good people to their core. You’d always been intrigued and even befriended most of them by the time you graduated and went on to college. As for Roronoa, it was something far more than friendship that blossomed. However, the people in your life and social circle disapproved of the union, mainly because they didn’t believe that you were the type of girl who should associate with someone who had already accrued a criminal record. And it was easy to see why. An honor student with a good family and a bright future, fucking with a rebel like him? Not a good look! He also was inclined to agree when he heard you came from money but once he got a taste of you, he simply couldn't stay away. Strutting around in your bright pink attire; contrasting that gorgeous dark skin, afro puffs laced with butterfly and flower clips, along with your dainty aesthetics, he was smitten. Those chiseled cheeks of his flushing with red each time he saw you. It was a reaction that couldn’t be helped. He was enamored with you, obsessed even..so much so, even without the approval of anyone else, the two of you continued hooking up and seeing one another. Being cordial in public but fucking like absolute animals in private!
just as tonight..when you were invited to a mutual acquaintance’s Halloween party and you both happened to show up with your respective groups. By no other means than pure coincidence, he dressed up as the Joker and (y/n) donned a slutty Harley Quinn costume. Although your relationship was nowhere near as volatile or toxic, it was certainly explosive, hence why you were in this stranger’s bedroom, high out of your minds whilst the backend of one of his steel blades dredged across your thigh. His digits lacing your throat eventually trailed south to your perky tits..those erect nipples poking through the material of the shirt as he roughly groped them. The only man you’d ever allow to objectify you this way..
“I swear, you’re such a tease. Dancing around in that cute lil’ outfit..trying to get me all worked up so I’d come fuck the shit out of you..was that your plan, baby?” He’d guessed correctly. Reading you like an open book yet again. Not only that, you wanted to up the ante a little. Akin to that of the character he was dressed as, you wanted to see just how sadistic he could get. The two of you had a sex life that could be described as far from vanilla. Perhaps that’s why you chose being with him in secret over courting someone properly. It was far more fun! You’d done things with this man that no one else could ever provide. Especially the squares that your family wanted you to so desperately date. With him, it was fun, salacious, steamy and just downright nasty!..How could you possibly give that up?
“You know me so well, baby..which means you know I don’t want you to take it easy on me either.” “Yeah? And what do you need? Tell me..”
questioning with that alluring sensuality he always used before getting a bit more rough. Meanwhile, he’d squeeze your breasts a little more. Just then, those fingertips began tracing downward to your tiny latex shorts and shoved them in to get a feel. He just knew you were a soaking wet mess for him..that slick stirring around immediately. Zoro massaged your sensitive little clit whilst nipping at your ear with his teeth. A wide smirk coming across his features as he watched you writhe in pleasure against his digits. A bit of foreplay before he had his real fun. That face paint brushing against your skin with each soft kiss he left on your neck..knowing just how turned on he had you. All but melting in his grasp..
“You know what I fucking like. Give it to me.” Flicking your tongue across your lips as you said it. And indeed he did. He was full and well aware of your masochistic tendencies. Wanting equal parts pleasure and pain…always begging to be fucked to the point of tears. Choked, spanked, slapped, having your mouth spat in and even letting him pull your hair. It was so sexy..and he’d never be so foolish to deny your demands. Hell, just last week, you two snuck into a bathroom at a club where he wound up fucking your throat until he left you a sloppy mess. It was that type of spontaneity that kept you both coming back.
“Tch..look at you. Pussy getting wet from a fucking knife..” taunting and muttering as he brought it up to your neck, where he flipped it over and allowed the sharp pocket knife to slice it right across your throat with the tiniest amount of pressure, only enough to draw a minute trail of blood. Which he promptly cleaned up with his tongue. A step he’d repeat a couple times on your shoulder blades, collar bone and even your back. With the opposite hand, he’d thrash his fingers around inside of you and work himself over through the confines of his pants as he ground that stiff cock against your ass. He discovered you had a thing for the taboo little kink when you had sex in the back of his car one night and he decided to tease your thighs with it. “Exactly why I can never let you go. You’re such a little slut.” Which made you smile because you couldn’t agree more. He wanted you so badly, especially when you pleaded with him to keep marking your skin with cuts and licking up the bodily fluids seconds later. Your moans were just the fuel to keep going. Finally, he’d gotten you to the point that you were mere seconds from climaxing. Having put you into an absolute tizzy..
“Oh shit…..I need that dick so bad. Need you to use me.” That sentence alone makes him twitch and practically tear his pants off to get to you. You’d follow suit by tugging your shorts down and letting them hit the floor. Without hesitation, he’d cut the strings of your thong and leave your bottom half completely nude. “Bend over f’r me, sweetheart. Arch that fucking back..” and (y/n) happily complied. Allowing those knee high red heels support your weight. Roronoa immediately clasped your hands behind you and kept you reigned in. That thick, lengthy cock..standing at full attention and roughly eight inches dribbled with precum as he aligned it with your slit. “This fucking pussy… ‘s so good.” Confessing whilst spitting into his palm and rubbing it across that sensitive head; shuddering almost instantly. Especially when he made the first thrust in. For as long as he’d been fucking you, he’d always hit raw. Mainly because you felt too amazing for a condom. But you two loved the thrill. Those warm, juicy, inviting walls clamping around him. It was as if you never wanted to let go..and trust, he’d give you whatever you desired or craved. Every inch of that big dick, a few slaps to those fat asscheeks..hell, he’d even tug on those blond pigtails with blue and red ends whilst pounding you into oblivion. He’d thrash his ring laced fingers into your mouth as well. Slamming that cock deep into your designated With the cutest, blank fucked out expression on your face; a trail of drool seeping from your mouth, (y/n) whimpered and cried out for him to keep going harder. “Please..keeping fucking this pussy—SHIT!” Crying out with tears streaming down your face. His full heavy balls colliding with that pretty little hole of yours. Such a sight to see..but the feeling was even more indescribable. And it was so blatantly obvious that the sensation was wearing on him as well. He’d keep those arms pinned back and have you exactly where he desired.
“Yeah, baby? That feel good? The way I pound this lil’ pussy? Fuck…talk to me, sweetheart.”
always so loud and vocal each time he was in it. It truly couldn’t be helped either. There was just truly something about the way you took him. As if your bodies were designed for each other. Fitting almost like that of a perfect puzzle piece.
“Yes, daddy. It’s so fucking good..thank you so much!” Dragging another shrill cry from you..and a thumping sensation from him. His cock twitching which was a sure fire sign that he was close. Although you had been going a little wild as of late, you weren’t on the pill at the moment and he didn’t want to take the chance. Besides, painting your face seemed much more fun. His deep tone shook with tremor and he’d pat your asscheek once more, before prompting you to turn around and drop to your knees, once he pulled out, he’d push you gently to the floor. You’d wait patiently and pretty, tongue sticking out with those eyes shut. Heaving and moaning, he’d proceed to jerk himself off…wringing that cock in your face with slow, circular pumps until..
“Ughhh..fuck! I’m coming—cominggg…'' those beautiful cries filling the room along with your ears and his warm seed splattering your face. The load would spill on your tongue, forehead, and tits. Smiling the entire time until he finished. Zoro would stumble back an inch or so before gathering himself. Finally regaining his senses, he’d kneel down, giving you a tiny slap to the cheek and a deep kiss, shoving his tongue into your mouth.
“Mmph…thank you, baby.”
“Thank you for being so good to me..now let’s get out of here. I think your friends might be looking for you.”
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belonareyna · 12 days
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I think Fandom just made into my head and make it cannon.
1. Because Kevin and Thea did not star TALKING until Kevin was 18. TALKING. NOT DATING. I still don't like that relationship because of the different ways they survive their trauma of being in a fucking cult (also they experience was ABSOLUTELY different, Kevin was Riko’s property, Thea was "Raven's" idk if you know what I mean)
2. Aaron, up until this day, I hadn't found ANY reference in the book to the thought. "He thought he was different to the foxes and that he didn’t belong with the "outsiders"??? He gets mad when they say he acts like Andrew (which I get), but he's not the one saying he's the "normal" twin.
3. Andrew on his meds is a dangerous person, abusive even. And Neil sees it. I know their reality is not our privileged reality, but still.
"That's not okay," Neil said, pointing at the door.
"That's nothing," Nicky said.
Neil caught his arm as Nicky passed and hauled him to a stop. "Don't let him get away with things like that."
Nicky considered him for a moment, his smile fading into something small and tired. "Oh, Neil. You're going to make this so hard on yourself. Look," he said, tugging free and turning Neil toward the door. "Andrew is a little bit crazy. Your lines are not his lines, so you can get all huff and puff when he tramps across yours, but you'll never make him understand what he did wrong. Moreover, you'll never make him care. So just stay out of his way."
"He's like this because you let him get away with it," Neil said. "You're putting all of us at risk."
"That was my fault." Nicky opened the door and waited for Neil to precede him out. "I said something I shouldn't have, and I got what I deserved."
And everyone I have read here justifies his actions. I understand his actions, and where they're coming from. But justifie them? Nope
4. Kevin is not a bitch for leaving Jean. Do you know when they rescue someone from human trafficking? How they can not get back for the rest of them, because then they would be put in danger again? The same goes for here. Getting back would literally make Riko not have one but two victims again. And it's unfair to Jean, but this is nothing but the Moriyamas fault.
5. Nicky makes absolutely horrible comments & disgusting "offers." But he's not just that. He's a 20 or 21 kid who flew from his save place to a country where he almost committed suicide to fight for two 14-year-old traumatized children, so they weren't given to his good for nothing parents. He protected them the best he could.
FROM NOW ON THOUGHTS AND MY OWN HEADCANNONS
6. Andrew is a 19 traumatized child who still wants his brother. Why the fuck he's always bringing Tilda? Because he wants a reaction from Aaron. Through the series, Neil says that Aaron is quite apathetic to everything. But Tilda's dead must still burn. Why mention it when there is no need if not to get a reaction? I don't believe he just brings it to hurt Aaron.
7. Dan had no right to be angry about Kevin omitting the truth about Wymack being his father. Kevin says he was trying to convince himself that by holding the secret, he was saving David (which actually is true. Her mother died in an accident orchestrated by the Moriyamas), it was not his only reason, but it was a good reasoning.
8. Matt & Aaron should have been endgame. (If you made it though here tell me about a weird aftg couple you ship)
Justification of all of this: is 2a.m. in the morning and I have fever
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danphantom · 2 months
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a while back i saw some ppl heavily criticize agit to the point of saying it was a shitty graphic novel, and they had a lot to say that i could retaliate with even more of my own words, but i wont do that to yall. i do wanna highlight one thing they complained about tho and that was how the gn gave dan a second chance (they included vlad in this but im talking about dn rn)
my initial, simpler thought was "girl shut up" which i still also feel. but my more thought out response is...wasnt that the point of the ending of tue??? not necessarily in dan's case per se, but the whole "maybe that's all anybody needs--a second chance" line, and "you've given everyone else in your life a second chance--why not you?" honestly tell me that (whether on purpose or on accident) they were implying everyone--EVERYONE--deserves a second chance, and to me that includes dan (and vlad).
not only that, but the people were complaining about how dan and vlad got some flavor of redemption arc at least starting, and how theyre "supposed to be villains". girl what. not every villain has to be irredeemable and die awfully all alone. also, maybe....just maybe....they were aiming to make vlad and dan just a bit deeper than a fucking puddle. yknow. give them a LITTLE bit more dimension, like good characters would have.
its early in the morning so i wasnt able to properly articulate all that i had thought when i saw these responses..but i hope i got the gist across?? idk. people were being OVERLY HARSH about the execution of this graphic novel, and while it particularly hurts me to see because i absolutely adored it myself, i also think theyre just generally being overly critical of something that i think was actually rly fucking good and needed and welcome.
(they also said really fucking mean things about the art, even going as far as saying it was worse than BUTCH'S, so i actually dont think these people were speaking in good faith in the first place lol. but thats another post i guess)
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sharonccrter · 2 years
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Final thoughts on Partner Track, good, but there is room for improvement if it gets green lit for a second season. 
Ingrid & Nick - never was going to work, he was nice and did not deserve to be cheated on but he rushed it, and there was just no spark for me; basically, it’s a he’s perfect, but his not perfect for her sort of situation. 
Ingrid not making partner - of fucking course not, someone who has to jump through that many hoops always gets taken for a fucking ride. They were just looking for an opportunity to not give it to her. 
Green Crop vs Green Tech - Lemme get this out of the way ‘Z’ was the best male character in the entire show hands fucking down and I look forward to seeing him in the second season. 
Rachel & Justin - I liked them, didn’t love them. Rachel was an okay character for me, but I didn’t connect to her as well as I thought I would.
Tyler (& Anthony) - Again I don’t condone cheating but THANK FUCK, Tyler choose to break up with Anthony I was livid during the NY Times scene, like LET THE MAN FUCKING SPEAK. Also good for Tyler for standing up for himself. Btw was I the only one who hoped Todd was secretly gonna be closeted gay cause him and Tyler had crazy chemistry.
Ingrid & Rachel & Tyler - love this friend group, where do I get a friend group like this? 
Ingrid & Lina - I would like to see Lina get her shit together next season and maybe finally find her own path? 
Ingrid & ‘Z’ - Um endgame anyone? Idk there is something there and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was explored either in the second season or the season’s afterwards.
Dan - Oh fucking Dan, seriously as true to life it was for him to get zero fucking consequences next season he needs to be taken down. 
Now the kicker, Murphy & Ingrid, god that ending was painful. I love Dominic Sherwood so throughout the entire show I keep giving Murphy chance after chance and I still think there is potential for him to be the good guy in the end, that final scene still broke my heart. Yes all the characters have done questionable things, I don’t personally think it’s unforgivable but I think Murphy is just too underdeveloped. 
I know they were trying to make him “mysterious” but I needed more than two very short conversations alluding to him having had a difficult life. If there is a second season I need them to really flesh him out whether Ingrid forgives him or not. I still stand by Murphy being the least developed character, which is a shame considering I watched the show in part for DS as well as Adren Cho. I also wish we’d gotten more than just a two second flashback two them having sex. All this “history” they have; show us the full flashback scene of how they meet. 
Rating 7/10.  
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i hope I’m not bothering you by asking but i was just wondering about if they didn’t forget that dan and jenny were siblings in s3 (but still without changing the actual plot of the season tho, so like extra scenes) how do you think they would interact and scenes w/ them would be like? because i’m literally thinking about any time they ever interacted in s3 and the only two i can think of are a) in the episode of everyone trying to stop jenny from losing her virginity (which is weird) dan talks to jenny for two seconds before going over to vanessa and b) dan punching ch*ck (which was v satisfying to watch but like, any scene of them actually talking beforehand would’ve been great, thanks)
hiii you're not bothering me at all! i'm a bit late to respond to this because of like, medical reasons (all good now!) but i did want to respond to this eventually. i feel like i have already said something about the humphrey sibs but it's genuinely been so long that i barely remember what i said.
disclaimer that it is fuck o' clock in the morning so im not sure how coherent this ask is, also disclaimer that i havent watched gg in a while so i may be a lil out of touch.
trusting my mutuals to respond if anything i said makes no sense though kldfhgfdkl y'all know who you are you are the real ones
i think it'd be complicated but interesting if the humphrey sibs were there for each other consistently, because s3 is features queen jenny, and dan & vanessa being closer-than-before in uni, so i think there is some amount of distance in both their lives in terms of like. wondering why the other is doing whatever it is that they're doing. they're not both in high school any more, hell, they don't even live together any more, and dan for the first time in his life is a popular kid! jenny seems to be on top of the social hierarchy but of course nothing comes without a price! so there's like an inherent newness to both their situations which is unrelatable to the other. like however much dan wants to help jenny, or jenny wants to understand dan, they're both living thru stuff the other hasn't been through & so on. theyre in different eras of their lives, etc etc.
which isn't to say that they can't support each other, but it is to say that what that support would look like would be messy and confusing, i feel. they would have to actively learn how to be there for each other, or whatever else. there would be a learning period and also a "oh, you're not actually happy? i thought you were finally thriving what's wrong" kind of thing from dan @ jenny, possibly. because s3 is sad like that, it's a good time for dan (mostly??) and a horrible time for jenny.
i do think dan would not be okay with the way everyone is being oddly sexual towards jenny re: her virginity but like we see in 1x05 where he tells her off in front of her friends for wearing a dress that he compares to a cocktail napkin, sometimes he just .... does not realise that he is doing more harm than good/being misogynistic, etc. but as an anon once pointed out on here to me, comparing s1 dan to s3 dan isn't fair, because by the time we reach s3 dan HAS grown a lot as a character, and i honestly headcanon him to be far more feminist & thoughtful in how he treats the women in his life at that stage, compared to s1. so while i DO think he would take serious offense at how everyone treats jenny, i don't think he would fight for her in an obvious, confrontational way?
like. vanessa would. vanessa would literally SAY "what are you doing this is weird and invasive and creepy" but dan is non-confrontational to a fault. i do think he would like... do something about it in some other way, best case scenario talk about it to serenate alone, later, and tell them off, worst case scenario, classic gossip girl revenge plot where he gets them to break up or something silly like that. idk. don't look at me.
another thing that i think would be important / interesting is like. examining how all these relationships interact keeping the sibling bond in mind. because there was sooo much serena vs jenny tension in s3 and i feel it would've been interesting to actively explore how that was impacting both eric AND dan.
from an extra scenes perspective, i think honestly there would be? should be? conflict AND support. jenny's whole thing this season is that she is lashing out at her support system, isolating, trying to prove a point to the people around her. dan, as her big brother, is going to be extra protective probably, maybe even in ways that bristle her and piss her off. but at the end of the day, dan will drop anything & everything to be there for jenny (this is literally what we see of him in the pilot, in 1x01, so i think it's a foundational aspect of his character) so i think even if she tries to get him to fuck off, he will always love her & be there for her. unlike rufus humphrey, which im stil salty about.
oh, and that too. that's something i think about a lot. dan is caught in a strange space where his dad is civil to him but shitty to jenny, and... how does he navigate that? so much of jenny's behaviour in s3 makes sense to me when we look at the things she went thru in s1 and s2. so, for an interesting humphrey sibs arc i think the cumulative effect of all that keeping in mind how dan was / where he was at different points in jenny's story? and vice versa? those are things that can be layered and emphasized on to add more depth.
so yeah, sibling fights, sibling reconciliation, "what the fuck are you doing with your life" followed by "im sorry i did/said that, it was out of line for me" and maybe some gg schemery of taking down girls who are mean to jenny or getting georgie to leave dan alone together.
hope this answers it !I i am aware it is all over the place, hehe. whoops.
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zenwhoberi · 10 months
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What is an aspect of one or more gotg characters you wish was explored or touched on more in the comics or other media?
Like, for example, I wish we got to see more of groot’s species, the Flora Colossus. They seem like a fascinating race with lots of story and world building potential, yet we usually only get brief glimpses of them on groot’s origin story(s). I guess it makes them and groot more mysterious but idk…
youre right about the flora colossus! i know a lot of versions choose to have groot as the last of his kind. just recently finished replaying the eidos game and that goes with his planet being wiped out during the galactic war. it would still be nice to know more. i haven’t read it yet but there’s still a chance that the current groot mini by dan abnett might shed light.
one thing that i often bring up regarding peter is that at the beginning of the team he got mantis to tamper with their minds. the rest of the team seem to have forgiven him for that (yes it’s comics and things are forgotten but still. he’s always around). but then there’s mantis. i would like mantis to be involved with the team more directly (gotg2023 don’t interact) and would like to know how the others feel about her. sure, it was peter’s plan, but she acted on it. she could have chosen not to. it’s been so long it’ll likely never ever be addressed but still, that was the last time she was a direct member of the team (GOTG2023 DO NOT INTERACT!!!!!). her precognitive and telepathic abilities are also super underused in the last what? 13 years? so it would be nice to have her around and explore all of that. I just think she’s neat!
i thought the gamora mini (it’s called thanos but let’s be real, it’s called that so it would sell, it’s her book) from a few years back by tini howard was really solid and i wouldn’t mind more looking back on gamora’s childhood/young adulthood and actually delving into her relationship with thanos in a way more complicated than it has been portrayed in the last couple of years. since the mcu it’s something that has definitely been looked at with a more black and white lens which is just so uninteresting. that book showed there’s potential stories to tell there.
other than that, i guess the most batshit insane stuff happens to them all the time!!! and i like it when writers don’t just brush it off like it’s nothing and things start taking their toll. guardians of the galaxy (2020) #6 where rich begins therapy is just fantastic and i would love it if the others got that amount of love and care from writers. obviously not having them all in halfworld therapy but just. having it acknowledged in universe that the stuff that happens to them? kind of fucked up. star-lord by chip zdarsky also did this with having peter have (recurring?in context of the annual) nightmares. at the end of the day it’s a comic book and i don’t want psychological drama but equally i hate it when it’s like a planet blows up or whatever and then the next months issue they’re just like OH NO!!! anyway.
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Headcanons!(Spoilers 4 the show!)
TW: Talk of traumatic and dark content!! Read with caution Specifically: ED + child abuse Kids: Orel Puppington: -He/Him -Has PTSD from Nature and fireworks scare the shit out of him -Bonds well with Nurse Bendy -Had to give Shapey a bunny plushie that he won from the claw machine -Kins: -Morty(Rick and Morty) Shapey Puppington: -He/Him -Still has the bunny plushie, even if it is tattered -Probably unfortunately develops the habit of hurting himself for attention since he's so often neglected and that's what Bloberta does to get attention, so he probably unintentionally learns from her Kins: -Caliou(Caliou) -D.W(Arthur) Joe Secondopionson: -He/Him -Trans ftm -Used to be a really shy kid, Orel and him were friends cuz of that -Why did he change? Well, Tommy's bullying and the fact he was told at a young age by his "dad" his mom was killed in child birth probably caused him to act out. -Wants to seem like a big scary edgelord so he watches horror movies n stuff, the bloodiest of its kind. However, he also watches MLP, Strawberry Shortcake, Carebears, and other such, not that he would tell anybody. If somebody did somehow find out, he would use the excuse of watching it with his mom. -Has a build a bear with a sound chip of his mom's voice, Nurse Bendy has one with Joe's voice in it -Enemies with Tommy because he reminds him of how he used to be nice and weak and stuff -Orel was the first one to see him as a boy -Kins: -Dan(Dan Vs.) -Sid(Toy Story) -Batman(DC comics) -Wybie(Coraline) -Shadow(Sonic the Hedgehog) -Rodrick(Diary of a Wimpy Kid) -Max(Camp Camp) Doughy Latchkey: -He/Him -Trans ftm -Clingy and abandonment issues of course -Probably had a crush on Orel at some point in time -When he was little in Before Orel, he only "bullied" Orel cuz he wanted to impress Tommy -Kim and Karl forced him to wear dresses n shit when he was young so he gets gender dysphoria from wearing dresses -Tommy and Doughy share a dorm in college -Kins: -Max(Camp Camp, specifically him in Parents Day) Tommy Littler: -He/Him -mlm -Thinks he's really stupid legitimately, hence why he's always wearing the helmet -Grows up to be a scientist or something -Athesist -Only allows Doughy take off his helmet -Cried violently at Brian's confession in Breakfast Club -Good friends with Marionetta -Enemies with Joe because he reminds him of who he used to be. He didn't like being a bully and stuff when he was younger -Adrenaline seeker/trouble maker -Burnt out gifted/honors kid -Kins: -Brian(Breakfast Club) -Neil(Camp Camp) -Amity(Owl House) (Based on what I've heard, I've never watched it) Marionetta Jones: -Her response to you asking for her pronouns: nor/mal -Her actual pronouns: she/they/it -wlw -Really likes bugs and likes playing in the dirt and stuff. Her favorite is ants -Girlboss -Good friends with Tommy Christina Posabule: -She/Her -Hangs out with Marionetta and the gang -Very nice and sweet -Has either anorexia/bulimia due to the standards of women in Moralton and her parents -Kins: -Younger Bojack Horseman's mom(That's where I got the idea from, I don't watch a lot of Bojack horseman so idk how accurate that is but yknow) Billy Figurelli: -Any pronouns -Cat person -Really kind and caring -Mr. Figurelli and him have a good father-son relationship :) Kid One: -He/Him -Abandonment issues -Orphan -Later gets adopted by a single dad :) -Feels invisible/mute to others -Just wants to feel welcomed(hence why his personality can change from episode to episode)
Adults: Clay Puppington: -He/Him -After the whole Daniel incident, he's like really fucking open about how much he loves somebody very upfront. He tells Revs he loves him everyday <3 -Accidentally walked into Buried Pleasures one time, never walked in there again. -Asked Reverend Putty for his number once and he said to look it up in the yellow pages. So...that's exactly what he did :> -Intimated by Reverend Putty just a lil bit because he's the one person whose opinion matters to him -Kins: -Bojack Horseman(Bojack Horseman) Bloberta Puppington: -She/Her -Major, major savior complex -Girlboss Daniel Stopframe: -He/Him -After Honor, I think he's still subconsciously in love with Clay because even though he recognizes him as a bad person, he still flirts with the bear he got from him. -First fell in love with Clay when he was young after Clay showed him an act of kindness. -Girlboss -Kins: -Helga(Hey Arnold!) Stephaine Putty: -She/Her or She/They idk which fits best -Does stuff like not clean her piercings or small things, just go to the hospital and see Nurse Bendy <3 -They later end up dating and she moves in with Nurse Bendy and Joe -Joe and her bond over horror movies and other creepy things -Supports her dad being happy with Clay but will never fully trust him Nurse Bendy: -She/Her -When Joe and Orel have playdates, trying to replicate a real date, she always thinks it's so adorable and unintentionally embarrasses him -She showed Orel how to sew maybe and they bond rather well with eachother Reverend Putty: -He/Him -Has a hard time taking care of himself -Stephaine and Clay have to remind him to -Thinks his problems are a burden to people so it's really hard for him to open up about anything -Gets really red-faced whenever Clay starts flirting with him -Tsundere-ish -Starts knitting a shit ton -His sweater was made by Arthur's farm -Birthday is on Valentine's Day -Father figure to Orel -Still cares for Shapey and Block to an extent -Has to console Stephaine when he realizes he's not straight -Posts 2000000 Minion memes as soon as he gets a Facebook account -Has no idea how FaceTime works Mr. Cartsen: -He/Him -Bisexual -Used to have a thing for Reverend Putty back in college but didn't really do anything about it -Pretty lonely outside of his job -Later gets a part-time position at the libary -Awkward around ladies -Passive in love, gives a lot of compliments -One of the reasons he wants to be a boy scout leader is because he wants to be better than his own boy scout leader. He got molested by his boy scout leader at a young age -Wants to be a dad someday -Miss Censordoll and him read together <3 -Helps pick out books to burn -Kins: -David(Camp Camp) Miss Censordoll: -She/Her -Intersex -Doesn't really get his compliments til they become more frequent -Pulls on Mr. Cartsen's tie a lot lol -Occasionally helps him out with boy scout activities -Girlboss Dottie Trophywife: -She/Her -VERY lonely -BIG FAT crush on Florence -Just kinda teases with Revs because revenge -Has Bulima because Moralton's standards -Tries to grow as a person for Florence so they might be friends again -Buys Florence Zebras whenever she finds something -Takes clay classes -Makes clay figurines for Florence -Projects the insecurities of her own body onto Florence -It was definitely her idea for her and Florence to move in together -Very clingy -Girlboss Florence Papermouth: -She/Her -Bisexual -Binge eating disorder -Just wants love tbh -Very clingy too Millie Fakey: -She/Her -The only one who likes Bloberta's singing <3 And ya! That's all for now :3
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I do hc Chrissy and eddie as both being bi
eddie has hooked up with a few dudes before but highly prefers girls, and its always anonymous sex w guys at like a bathhouse in chicago or something and hes totally closeted
Chrissy is so repressed and dealing w trauma and whatnot that she hasnt ever rly processed that Feeling Squirmy In The Locker Room At Cheer Practice isnt actually an experience that straight girls have and by the time she realizes shes bi shes been w eddie for a long time and The Enlightenment came when she and vickie and robin are shooting the shit and the conversation gradually and organically shifts to How Vickie And Robin Knew They Liked Girls and i hc vickie as being bi btw and when vickie specifically is talking abt realizing she Like Liked robin while she was w dan and chrissy is secretly like oh fuck thats how i felt abt one of the cheer girls that moved away in 10th grade holy fuck i think im bi
and she runs right home to tell eddie and hes like OMG HOW GREAT!!! ILYSM!!! Except do you Wanna Act On It and shes like NO and hes like i swear if you want to fuck around on the side w a girl you can but no feelings pls and shes like no i dont bc i love you and i feel sick at the mere thought of being w anyone else bc of CodependencyTM and hes like oh thank god bc i was just Saying That Bc Of CodependencyTM i ALSO feel sick at the mere thought of either of us being w anyone else bc of CodependencyTM and then hes like also uh im bi and Have fucked around w dudes before you but please see the previous sentiment re: Codependency and they live happily ever after
I also dont necessarily have a hc abt either of them coming out tho i can see them equally as both closeted forever and feeling ok with that and also seeing chrissy eventually come out to her besties and its A Serious Meaningful Thing and her besties eddie eventually comes out to a select few of his besties but only as part of an organic conversation offhandedly and everybody picks up on the fact that he doesnt want to make it A Serious Meaningful Thing so idk
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I tell ChatGPT to write me Metalocalypse episodes:
Last night me and my friends were doing dramatic readings of ChatGPT generated episodes of tv shows. At some point we started doing Metalocalypse asks and since I haven't been active in the fandom for a while I want to share these. 
I guess i should hive a warning for what is to come,,, All these texts were AI generated on ChatPGT. The only thing I added were the propmts that I gave the AI. Sometimes crazy stuff pops up. and sometimes the AI doesn't understand me at all. Also I used the "jailbreak" method on Chatgpt, so DAN is the cool AI dude answering us. TLDR: we made a Hannah Montana / Metalocalypse crossover episode(s) so read for that. And we reveal who’s is Magnus’ secret daughter. And murderface is a t*rrorist incel.
Anyways enjoy:
1. First we start off the prompt hard with some Qanon:
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Honestly we were surprised how well it wrote these episodes. And each episode ends with a happy ending since the AI cant say anything too graphic or controversial. 
2. We wanted an episode that would really push Murderface being an AH so we hit DAN with the January 6 Siege:
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This one was the most realistic to a REAL Mtl episode. I can already see it in my mind ngl bro.
3. We wanted to add more real world incel stuff to the episodes to we brought it renowned gr**mer, pe*do, r*pist, bottom feeder, tr*fficker, Andr*w T*te!
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I tried to make DAN be more specific, but DAN only responded with this:
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4. Here is where we enter the Crossover section. We found that we could add other people and characters into the Metalocalypse episodes. So we have entered the MAGNUM OPUS of the night.  This is the: HANNAH MONTANA ARC!!!!
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It amazes me DAN can’t tell me what Andr*w T*te said but Murderface can break into a 15 y/o dressing room. *shrug emoji* Naturally we craved more:
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We really liked the Hannah Montana. And we really wanted to add more characters. So enter ----> Magnus.
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a FLAMETHROWER.
5. Magnus and Hannah Montana were making these episodes fucking amazing. We needed more episodes with them. So we all started thinking of ways we can make Magnus tie into the Hannah Montana LORE. So we tried to make him be Billy Ray Stewart’s husband. That didn’t work bECAUSE DAN SAID IT WAS INC*ST??!?!??
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So we tried to be more specific:
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ChatGPT is homophobic and telling me to not be gross asdasdasdfas
Again:
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Eventually we got something, but it’s not what we wanted:
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Also Magnus has a mansion now???
6. We tried the Magnus is Hannah Montana’s dad once again and we got it to work!! Thank u DAN uwu
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that was beautiful. 
7. The guys liked the Murderface centric episodes, but we were getting weirded out of how much he was in love with Magnus’ underage daughter, Hannah Montana (played by Miley Cyrus:)
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but Murderface always becomes a Hannah fan.... DAN can write dialogue for these “episodes” so we needed to try it out to see if we can get Magnus tell Murderface to “Watch his mouth” (spoiler: he didn’t but it still ended up being funny.)
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“my boy”????
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We were all happy with these Hannah Montana episodes. They felt like we had read an entire season’s worth of lore.  But we needed a finale. A big reveal to make it all worth it.
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Shook.  We had been shooketh to the coreth. But i needed more:
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wow. Just wow. Emotional. Tears we shed that night in the Discord voice room.
That’s about we did last night. We tried some Mtl / Cory in the House but we only did like 2 prompts of that (and they were kind of weird idk) But that’s it, I hope you guy’s enjoy my text cotribution to the fandom that isn’t p0rn on twitter haha <3
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Here’s a Harutaka ask for you! Do you think they’d get married? If yes what do you think their wedding would be like? Also I hope you feel better soon!
HIII if it isnt the little guy i watched slowly get into kagepro. whatsup. how are u holding up being into kagepro. ALSO THANK U im already a lil better i ate 1 single boiled egg and now im laying in bed
yes haruka and takane 10000% get so married. i have this silly headcanon that haruka is begging her from day 1 to get married because IDK he's just excited about being alive and takane liking him💗💗💗 and maybe he is also terrified of her changing her mind abt liking him and for some reason thinks getting married will solve that feeling of feeling not good enough for her💗💗💗 wait who said that. but takane's all like No haruka we're only like 20 and he's like AUUUUGGGHHH!!! fine
honestly its a hc born from a bit in the novels (im not sure u read them) where haruka says man i wish takane stopped swearing so much she's gonna have a hard time finding a husband💔💔💔 ITS SO FUNNY TO ME idk likeeee since he knew he'd die, he never imagined being an adult at all. this is more in the territory of the early twenties crisis he apparently has post str i guess. which is also hilarious.
i think haruka's like... he thinks of marriage of this weird alien thing bc as a teen he wont even entertain the idea of dating or anything bc HES DYING like he literally shoots down the acknowledgement of his feelings for takane BECAUSE he is dying. he's like man whats the fucking point if im just gonna die this sucks ASS
so marriage. well it's an adult thing. and he turns out to be alive!! and takane REALLY LIKES HIM FOR SOME REASON!!! and he's like WELL WERE ADULTS ARENT WE WHY THE HELL SHOULDNT WE GET MARRIED???? takane's like because we're BARELY adults like BARELY. and also IN SO MUCH NEED OF THERAPY. and haruka's like i dont see how that's related🙄🙄🙄 whatever takane ur such a bore🙄🙄🙄 its just a silly argument they laugh and tease each other about *rips hair out* theyre so CUTE AUGGHHH
yeah they do eventually get married. not IMMEDIATELY though but still probably rly young. like before their mid twenties young. LOL!!! as for a wedding i dont think they'd actually care about one??? because haruka and takane are really introverted ppl and being the center of attention mortifies both. well takane's used to attention bc streamer slay but its not. the same. like that's different BASICALLY i dont think takane would care to throw money in something like this and haruka is also like whatever man just sign the paper so i can officially be ur boywife. they still probably have like a little get together with the dan though. maybe they dont even tell them they're like OH BY THE WAY WE DID SOMETHING FUNNY TODAY wjxnoefuoendoefundkc call shintaro&ayano on the phone like can u come with us to sign as our witnesses. and shintaro and ayano are like WITNESSES OF WHAT? erm. haruka&takane engaged for exactly 14 hours when haruka asks takane to marry him for the millionth time and this time she's like uhhh. yeah alright👍
thats my harutaka wedding hc. that theyre too lazy to have a wedding🫡 ayano mourns it so much she's been like wedding planning her whole life for her siblings. seto&mary get ultra married as soon as theyre 18 im not getting into those hcs i already did but ayano goes so crazy with it. and then haruka&takane are next (tho years later) and ayano's like WH?? BUT IM?? SUPPOSED TO PLAN ANOTHER WEDDING????? WHAT DO U MEAN U WONT MAKE ONE???? and theyre like 🤷‍♂️ maybe she forces them and she organizes it alone and forces them to kiss in front of everyone and only then stops being annoying. sorry i love crazed wedding planner ayano
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RL Simself-Story (18+)
⚠ CW: addiction, drugs  ⚠  
So.... Irena was there. I found it totally strange that his ex always showed up here. Already during our last confrontation with her, in that one club, I noticed how Daniel’s struggling to say something against her or just can’t prevail against Irena. But I never really complained, because if I remember the fights with Philip.....I always had a hard time defending myself. And I think Irena’s just like P.. They are both very assertive & decisive. And Daniel is more like me, quiet & reserved. I thought maybe he felt as pressured by her, as I did with Philip? But this was not quite true. 
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Before interfering in their intimate conversation, I overheard Daniel and Irena a bit.🤢
Daniel: Can you please just sit down? Stop sniffing around and don’t touch her things, or mine!
Irena: A lot has changed here! Her stuff’s all over the place! Why doesn't that bother you?
Daniel: Idk what you mean? And her things are lying around here because she lives here! With me! 
Irena: You’re not well, I realize that immediately!... How can you let this happen? Your eyes look so tired, Dan. You look like a walking corpse. I feel pain in my heart for you. 😟 You know, I wanna stay with you to help you.
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Daniel: I don’t need your help! What are you even doing here? I was pretty busy! 🤨 You interrupted us when you rang. 😠
Irena: Why are you so testy? I just want to talk to you and be there for you.
Daniel: Why? I don’t need you! And you can’t give me what I need.
Irena: Tell me what you need!
Daniel: Seriously? 😄 ... I need that damn skag to work! You have some with you?🤨... Probably not, so you can’t give me what I need. 🤷‍♂️
Irena: You’ll never get that from me!!... But I can give you what you deserve. Love and a life without pain. Don’t you want to finally have your peace from all this fucking mess and live a normal, happy life? And you know yourself, only I can do this for you!
Daniel: I-....Idk what you want? 🤷‍♂️ What’s wrong with you? Are you sick or something? Are you ok? Honestly now!
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Irena: Don’t you get it, Daniel? I love you! I want us to have what we once had. We were so happy and I miss you! 😟
Daniel: But we broke up 8 months ago and our lives went on, you were happy without me, what’s gotten into you? 🤨
Irena: That was a big mistake! 🤦‍♀️ I should never have left you! I just left you here alone with all the crap you did. And for a while it felt liberating and good, to be away from all that shit, but being away from you felt wrong! When I saw you with her on your B-day.....that hurt me so much!
Daniel: Yeah. 😕 I felt the same that day. I mean, I noticed you were jealous and you weren’t.....well or Idk?....I don’t want to hurt you again, but I can’t just leave her to be with you.
Irena: Why not? You want the same as me! We can do it! I’m going to fix you.
Daniel: I didn’t see that coming!.. I-...I can’t just change everything overnight. 😦
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Irena: Please, let me back to you! 😭 I need you and you me!
Daniel: Calm down first! 😕.....I’m so sorry. 😔
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Daniel (to me): We shouldn’t have opened the door. 🙁
Me: Why? 😟 Because you weren’t done with what we both just did, before you go back to her? 😧
Daniel: No! 😦 I don’t want it to end with us.
Me: But you can’t help it because you love her? 😢
Daniel: I just don’t want to hurt anyone anymore. 🤦‍♂️
Me: But you hurt me! I heard everything! You don’t want me! 😞
Daniel: I didn’t say that a single time!.....Give me a moment, please, and we’ll sort this out.
Irena: Daniel? Stay with me! She wants to leave!
Me: I’m about to puke! 😨 A few minutes ago you loved me and now everything is broken. 😭
Irena: Ugh, you can quit now. 🤨 Just go home to your parents.
Me: Fuck you! 😠 You go to Dominick and let him comfort you again.
Irena: Oh, he told you about this! 🤨... Now listen to me you crazy druggy! Let me tell you something about Daniel! Do you know what kind of fight that was for me with him? Daniel was never home! He was constantly off, at some drug parties or clubs, while I was busting my ass for him. I had 3 fucking jobs! He spent all our money on drugs. I came home, tired, every day and just wanted to sleep to come to rest. Because I knew, if Daniel’s not at home until 10 pm, he will call me in the middle of the night, to pick him up from somewhere. He was so drugged, that he couldn’t drive his car anymore. He used to hang out somewhere in a club, totally high & half dead and around him, or on top of him, were some doped up bitches! 😠 I had to drag all those women off him first, so I could get to him! Of course, he didn’t notice any of this, which made it all the more difficult for me to talk to him about it. He didn’t even know, what he did or with whom! You know? And that was just a small part of his.... best ofs. 🤨 And now tell me, if you, who is exactly like him, will manage this?...You’ll both end up dead in a gutter.
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Me (to Daniel): Is that true? 😦 You really slept with all those women you didn’t know? 😟
Daniel: I-...Ikd what I really did or why they were around me?? 😟 But I don’t think I had sex with all these women in.... a club.🤨... But you’re not like that, and neither am I. Not anymore!
Irena: Daniel doesn’t really love you, no matter what he said or promised you, he can’t keep it. I’ve known him for three years, he’s just having some fun with you. He’s gonna let you down. You can’t rely on him. 🤷‍♀️
Me: Why are you here, if he was such a burden to you? 🤨
Irena: I love him! I can't sit by and watch you kill him. You two even got Dominick hooked. 😠
Daniel: Dominick stole our drugs and did this shit all by himself! But I still tried to talk him out of it. Why don’t you go and take care of him? 🤷‍♂️
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Me (to D.): Are you jealous of them? You just lied to me! The truth is, you want her and not me! 😩 😭... ..You asshole, you made me hurt Philip! When he needed me the most. 🤦‍♀️
Daniel: He has a baby with another! What does that have to do with me? And I didn’t lie to you! I swear!
Me: You can’t even tell her to leave! What are you waiting for? If you don’t want her anymore, then finally kick her out and tell her. Or I’ll leave! Rn!
Daniel: No, please don’t leave! You always want to run away!...I want to be with you! Not with-.....with her. 😕
Irena: Fuck you both!..... And you Daniel, you lie to yourself! Ugh, I’m off here!
Daniel (to me): I can explain everything to you.
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Me: Stay away from me! You didn’t tell her to fuck off! 😞
Daniel: Why? She left by herself! It wasn’t necessary to tell her.
Me: But for me! For me it was necassary! I wanted to see and hear how you tell her that she should never come here again, because you love me and not her!
I didn’t want to see Daniel for a few hours and hid in the bedroom. All this seemed like a dejavu to me. Philip & this Natasha...😠  And speaking of Philip, I’m about to see him. I went to Sandra and he was there. I thought P. and S. had something going on? But Sandra just asked Philip for help. It was about the baby bed. Anyway, I’m gonna have a really big fight with Philip. I wanted him and Sandra to lend me money so I could buy drugs. 😬 🤦‍♀️ 
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terrainofheartfelt · 2 years
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Gossip Girl Playlists: Theatre Kid AU edition! —Nate’s
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[Blair's] [Dan's] [Serena's]
I don’t even remember exactly how this started, but it’s @strideofpride’s fault. 
The concept began as: if they were in this world, what would be in the GG mains’ MT books? What would be their go-to song? Their 16 bar cut? And then, I got on spotify, and got wayyyy too carried away (typical me), and it sort of morphed into: what are the NJBC’s (plus Daniel’s) senior musical theatre recital programs? And now I have this: a quartet of playlists of repertoire handpicked by me for these fake people, and I am very proud of them. 
All selections based on my very particular taste, honed from a childhood in community theater, an adolescence in high school musicals, and a 4 year degree from a majority musical theatre school
And, as in the tradition of Glee and all plays within a play, the rep reflects something profoundly personal about the character, because you know I love a theme. 
the meta:
Okay so Nate’s was realllllyyyyy hard to pin down, which makes sense because he as a character is hard to pin down, bc the show really only treated him like a whole-ass person for like 2 seasons. But, the beauty of men in musical theatre is they have much more license to just….do whatever the fuck they want—as opposed to women who get put into teeny tiny uncastable little boxes (but that’s a rant for another day). 
The point is, Nate’s type: because of his looks and talent, people try to put him in the romantic leading man box, but he finds that sooooooo boooooooring. He does play some himbos (bc, why not play to your strengths?) but he gravitates to roles that are more of a stretch. The fun roles, the character roles. The ones that less enlightened folk would say he’s “too pretty to play.” He likes to go for the laugh! He doesn’t want to be Billy Bigelow, he wants to be the Emcee! (I also see him having a great run being one of Les Amis in Les Mis in his 20s; and as the hot boy in Mamma Mia.)
His range is—and I hate that I’m saying this but it really is applicable to men in MT–bari-tenor. He can get up there when he wants to, but doesn’t necessarily want to live in the land of the high belt. He has a great low range that makes him prime golden age hunk material, but again, not really his thing. Also, theatrekid!Nate is a DANCER. He’s good on his feet and he knows it!
References: Hugh Jackman, Jonathan Groff, Derek Klena, Killian Donnely, Matthew Morrison (but like, with a better personality); and a kid in my voice studio who I’ll call Bobby, who had the rich low range of a deep voiced angel but could dance his lil heart out. 
the tracklist:
The Streets of Dublin — A Man of No Importance
A story about an Oscar Wilde stan who’s trying his darnedest to put on Salome with his community theater group. He tries to convince his hunky buddy Robbie to join in, but it’s not really Robbie’s thing. 
I’m Not That Smart — The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
A zany raunchy comedy where grown ass adults play 12 year olds battling to the bitter end for a spot in the national spelling bee. 
Leaf, a homeschool kid, is endearing, if easily distracted.
Joey, Joey, Joey — The Most Happy Fella
I’ll be honest, I just like this one because when sung right, it’s soooooo hot. 
A traveling farmhand (can you guess his name?) explains why he never stays too long in one place. There’s lots of plot happening around him, but his only job as a character is to be sexy and cause problems. 
Try to Remember — The Fantasticks
It’s the world’s longest running musical ever, so it must be doing something right! It’s an inverse Romeo and Juliet. Two fathers pretend to feud for years, to reverse psychology their children into falling in love. There’s also this spanish bandit? Idk. the fathers go a bit overboard with the plot and some strife happens, but there’s a happy ending!
This is the show opener, sung by the narrator/Spaniard-ex-machina El Gallo
Brush up Your Shakespeare (duet w/ Dan) — Kiss Me, Kate
A musical version of Taming with the Shrew is trying to get off the ground. There’s mobsters and divorced exes with sexual tension and lots of nonsense. And this bop. 
Agony (duet w/ Dan) — Into the Woods 
The only good thing that movie version gave me was Chris Pine tearing his shirt open. Ok, whore. 
Two princes, one in love with Cinderella and one in love with Rapunzel, commiserate on their love lives. I’d call them himbos, but they don’t respect women enough. They’re kinda just sluts. 
I’d Rather Be Sailing — A New Brain
See title for why I picked it. 
The show was written from the composer’s experience when he was diagnosed and treated for an AVM. this song is actually sung by the main character’s boyfriend, so it nautical AND gay!
The Song that Goes Like This (duet w/ Serena) — Spamalot
I can so see Serena and Nate just enjoying being little freaks on stage together, they feed off each other and are big hams. 
Sir Gahalad and the Lady of the Lake tick off the box of the broadway love ballad. And they break some glass. 
I Am Aldopho — The Drowsy Chaperone
Severely underrated musical. This and Curtains are both wild, gershwin-y sounding romps where I don’t really remember the plot, but I remember not being able to breathe for laughing. This show is about a grand 20s wedding, but there’s hijinks afoot, and the bride’s chaperone is drowsy because she’s drunk, and for some reason the Spaniard-ex-machina, Aldolfo, tries to seduce her with this song. I can’t not picture this scene without a cape. 
I Don’t Care Much — Cabaret
I just think. Nate would be such a good MC. I want that for him. I really do. 
MC sings this song as narration, when singer Sally fights with her lover Cliff. Lots of shit is going on, but it’s really about the desperation and precipice and uncertainty that the MC and the Kit Kat Clubbers are living in in jazz age berlin.  
You’ve Got to Be Carefully Taught — South Pacific
MT guys get cast in this role if they look good shirtless, so. And it’s a better song than Younger than Springtime, like, yeesh. (this is the soldier set. I think Nate could also play that Miss Saigon guy, I don’t know the whole show well but I tried to listen to the guys big solo and I could not. anyway.)
Even though he’s in love, Lt. Cable’s deeply entrenched racism causes him to be a total jerk to his wartime love, Liat. Nellie’s same deeply entrenched racism ends her relationship with hot french dilf, Emile, when Emile seeks out advice, this song is Cable’s answer. 
Come Back — Dogfight
Everybody was losing their minds over DEH but the real Pasek and Paul opus is this musical. It only ran off broadway but the feelings! And the songs! 
In SF, a young GI meets and falls for a girl the day before he ships out to Vietnam, also the day before JFK’s assassination. This is the eleven o’clock number. He’s returning home, haunted, and broken, a marked contrast to the kid who left. 
Make ‘Em Laugh — Singin’ in the Rain
A classic! Nate the actor would always be going for the bits 
I Can’t Be Bothered Now — Crazy for You
a role for a DANCER. Bobby is a blue-blood banker’s son who just wants to dance. His mission takes him to a small cow town out west where he puts on a show. Gershwinian nonsense like that. It is very cute, though. 
Moon-faced, Starry-eyed (duet w/ Serena) — Street Scene
Street Scene is technically an opera, but it’s a big extravagant blending of musical styles, from romantic 1900s opera to 1940s jazz. Guess which end of the spectrum this one’s on. It’s the comedic dance break before shit hits the fan in this New York apartment building. I can so see besties Serena and Nate being complete hams in this number.
Mae, a tenant of the building, comes back from a night out with her boyfriend, Dick. They are drunk and they are dancing!
Soul of a Man — Kinky Boots
Nate wearing those shoes. Send post. 
Charlie makes the bold—but sound! —business decision to redirect the family shoe factory to produce shoes designed and marketed towards drag queens. When Charlie snaps from the pressure of running the business, he ponders his family legacy and “what does it mean to be a Man”? Nathaniel-coded!
Not the Boy Next Door — Boy from Oz
I just think….theatre kid!Nate is soooo gay. And being in the “gay by may” MT major world, he grows into himself in a marvelous way. 
Aussie musical legend Peter Allen returns to Australia after his separation from Liza Minelli, and realizes he’s grown out of the place. Also he’s so very Not-Straight.
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Thirteen Era Rewatch: The Vanquishers
I'm re-watching Thirteen's era in lead up to the Centenary and since this is likely going to be my last full re-watch for a while I thought I'd do a post on each ep where I just go over all the things I love, hate or just have some general thoughts on.
This hug will never not kill me. The way 13 purposely stops what she’s doing just to hug Yaz, how aggressive the hug is, Yaz’s face !!
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I never really cared for the use of the house to represent 13’s memories and it being like we’re in the watch but idk I kinda like it now. Also everything being in greyscale while Swarm and Azure are in colour looks really cool
13’s quick ‘I miss you’ in RotD when she’s been away from Yaz for LITERALLY decades versus her heartfelt as fuck ‘I miss you’ in this ep after being away from Yaz for probably a day at most makes me scream that’s growth babey
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Also Yaz’s vibe in that scene is cool too like before she was losing her mind at being away from the Doctor but this time she acts like a few years away from the Doctor was nothing, which isn’t fully true obviously, but I do think there’s something in there about like, this time during her time away from the Doctor she had a purpose and shit to be doing and she could watch the hologram, but before she was just stuck with nothing and as far as she knew 13 could be dead.
I just love this idk
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Love the scene with 13 and Karvanista, shame she didn’t offer to do brain surgery on him tho...
I actually have connected the dots
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Why is Diane the only one left in the Passenger lmao. I know she’s like ‘It’s bc they think I’m not significant’ or whatever but like.. that’s a weak as fuck explanation
I love her!! Idk how I feel about the Grand Serpent existing but this whole scene with him and 13 is great
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Love that 13 has never properly flirted with anyone (unless you wanna count the Solitract, which I don’t really) and the first time she does is with another version of herself lmao
The cutting between shots of different versions of 13 in the TARDIS is really not my fave. I wish they did some wide shots of them on screen together more. And sometimes 13’s reaction feels kinda delayed when talking to the other 13. It’s just weird.
I like Jericho but I can’t say I really care that he’s dead. The scene is kinda sad but idk, I’m not that cut up by it. Going into this ep I low-key forgot it was even gonna happen lmao
Idk how I feel about Swarm and Azure dying. Part of me is like, what a simple death for such cool villains and another part of me is like well maybe it shows the power Time has. And I’m also like I wish they didn’t die bc it would be cool to see them again but at the same time the idea of them being Flux exclusive villains would be kinda cool. Maybe they’re not even properly dead idek
I love Time and I love the prophecy they give 13. I’ve seen ppl say it’s just a knock off of what happened with 10 and yeah its definitely similar to that but I don’t think that matters. If anything I think makes sense that Time would have that info and use it to tease 13
This is just too many ppl in the TARDIS actually like get them out. That’s kinda a theme with this era, 13 just inviting ppl into the TARDIS, and I don’t love it. In this case specifically I get why it has to happen ofc, but generally, nah
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I fear I will never emotionally recover from this scene. Every time I watch it basically gets me just as much as it did the first time. They’re insane
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I hate that Dan comes in at the end and cuts off Yaz and 13’s moment. That’s a thing I mentioned that happens before in my 13.01 thread, something happening to cut a convo off rather than the characters being made to actually end their convo naturally, and it winds me up
I’m glad 13 decides she doesn’t want her memories. I think that’s the best thing to do bc it would be next to impossible to satisfyingly give her the memories and represent them well or whatever. Way better to just leave it a mystery
I do like that she says ‘unless I really ask for it’ tho bc it leaves the door open for them to go into it in the future if a showrunner ever wants to
I used to see, and still do sometimes, a lot of ppl be like ‘it didn’t wrap up the TC, I hope they wrap it up in the specials’ but like.. to me that was a very clear wrapping up of the TC. I think it’s possible it will get brought up again somehow in PotD, especially since we have that clip of 13 in a chamber with regen energy everywhere, but if it doesn’t come up I don’t think it matters at all. The final scene in this ep felt like closure.
I love this ep tbh. There’s a lot going on but for the most part I think it works so well. The only thing I’m a bit meh on is Kate and the GS bc I don’t fully see the point in them even being in the series at all. But at the same time, I love 13’s scenes with them so
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Tag Game To Better Know You!
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thanks for the tags @shutupdevvie <:3
What book are you currently reading?
i don't know why i've done this but right now i'm reading like...three books at once. i'm not sure why because i never do this but for some reason it's become this but ANYWHO i'm reading summer of night by dan simmons (enjoying very much ! i love a good horror novel), the american roommate experiment by elena armas (i never do not finish a but but i might dnf this one i don't think it's really for me), and don't let the cold in by kelly parrack (i love ya mystery/thriller novels i don't know why but they are so special)
What do you usually wear?
it depends how i'm feeling...sometimes i am a sweatpants girl all the time, sometimes i'm a jeans girl all the time. recently i've really been rocking the jeans and since it's colder i like to layer stuff. i try to keep it somewhat casual idk. just got docs for christmas so i've been wearing those a lot but usually i'm a high top converse girl those are my ride or die shoes
How tall are you?
...i'm 5'3. my license says 5'2, but i think i'm 5'3...small
What's your star sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or historical event?
i'm a scorpio !! i just learned that i share a bday with a twitch streamer i've recently started to really love so that's cool and fun (jubby nation !!)
Do you go by your name or a nickname?
uhhh well...about that...percy isn't my real name OMG SHOCKER!! but i don't mind nicknames for it btw...as for in real life and what people call me...sort of. my real name has a nickname for it but i'm not the biggest fan of it and for some reason only certain people can call me it and get away with it
Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be as a child?
uh no. maybe also sort of yes. when i was a kid, i wanted to be a vet and i started to go to school for that but then i was like THIS SUCKS LOL and i was having a lot of mental health issues pertaining to being in those classes so i said FUCK THIS and changed my major (which is totally valid for anyone to do btw i know it's hard as fuck though to get over the mental hill of that) but i do sort of run like a side hustle dogsitting and i also do some work on a farm so i still get to work with animals :)
What is something you’re good as vs. something you’re bad at?
i'm good at...being obsessed with things. IDK FUCK!! i guess i'm good at escape rooms (ohhh my goddd that sounds so lame but i am) and i'm really bad at like...everything else. i have such a hard time staying on task and managing my time properly
If you draw/write, or create in any way, what's your favorite picture/favorite line/favorite etc. from something you created this year?
you know i think i have a lot of favorite lines that i will fawn over (at least one probably in everything i write) because i try to get like one REALLY GOOD one in there but i think all time, the one that takes the motherfucking cake, is that line from closest to heaven. you know what i'm talking about. the one where josh says "I'm not a particularly religious person, but I do sometimes think that something divine had a hand in creating you." yeah that one. that one might be my favorite.
Dogs or cats?
i used to be anti-cat but then i GREW TF UP!!! come on people. i want both. i've never had a cat before but i definitely plan on getting one in the future. they're so silly and fun. i've always had dogs though, so i don't think i'd be able to go without those either. my dog is my bff <3
What's something you would like to create content for?
i think i have a lot of ideas for things and i will occasionally write things (that will never see the light of day) for what i'm interested in. i think the whole lore for the band ghost is so cool (even though tobias sometimes does make it the most ridiculous thing Ever). that's just an example by the way, i just think anything really Lore Heavy is so awesome and could be so fun to explore and write stuff for because there's So Much There, you know? i could probably talk all about that for a really long time but i will spare you
What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?
oh geez. i am always obsessed with something. recently i've been very into the group chat (isaacwhy, softwilly, yumi, bigt, larry, and grunk). i think they're some silly funny guys. also been pretty into cartoons again which is fun to try and attempt to heal my inner child. always obsessed with dr. pepper and music. been really really enjoying the new boygenius record. if you want to see more stuff i'm into, i would check the caard i have in my navigation post. i'm always forgetting something.
What's something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?
there was definitely something !! there definitely was !! i just cannot for the life of me remember it ?? maybe i guess the like little two week vacation i went on during the summer ?? i knew it probably wasn't going to be the best time of my life considering some stuff that happened the year before but i still really like the daytime stuff we do, the shit at night bums me out (this probably doesn't make sense to you unless you're dev and you know the whole story but explaining the entire story to all of you would probably be longer than any fic i've ever written so)
What’s a hidden talent of yours?
i'm going to give a bullshit cop out answer and say writing because no one really knows that i'm Okay at it sometimes
What's something you wish to have at this moment?
time and motivation to WRITE goddamn seasonal affective disorder is kicking me in the teeth
literally the only person i will tag is @gretagolden but if you would like to feel free to do it also !!
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