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bro I love how your new girlfriend is exactly like me! but like.. she’s a she yknow.. haha! I kinda resent her for being able to spend that extra time with you, for being closer to you than our platonic binds will let us be.. but it’s ok! she’s a lot like me so, in some corner of your mind, when you make love to her.. ah, well lost my train of thought. anyways I guess I approve of her, she seems to make you happy, she seems to challenge you, so good pick! by the way, off topic but I’m in love with you and have been over the course of our entire friendship, seeing you happy with someone so close to my personality is heartbreaking because I just know that if I were born with tits we would’ve been together already. hah, but whatever! doomed by the narrative! see ya champ!

#misc #date

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@terrainofheartfelt HEY look you're here!

#misc #COULDN'T RESIST SORRY. #jessica tag

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get to know me meme: female characters [9/10] Jenny Humphrey I lied, and I stole, and I lost the respect of my family, for what? So I can be like you?

#my DAUGHTER. outta the way rufus

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#shirts i want jenny to buy natie #misc

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DAIR REWATCH ⇢ 4.16 While You Weren’t Sleeping

#new hypothesis: dating serena made dan the perfect best friend for blair. via osmosis. he absorbed iy #*it

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ahhh its been like 10 days, i meant to reblog this and forgot, sorry ;-;

"active" is very much a loose term yes but me, and most of the people on this list i think are still here in some capacity and some scope, feel free to send asks and messages and tag me in stuff - i may not be fast to respond (as evidenced by this response itself hahahaha) but i will respond eventually most of the time!

while i am primarily a dan x nate shipper (lol) i actually started this blog and dipped my toes into the gg fandom solely because of dair as a ship, so i owe them a lot lmao. they're truly iconic and special to me, im almost always down to talk abt thwm

Hey, since it's an older fandom, I was wondering if you have still active dair fic writers you might recommend following on here? I've recently gotten back into this pairing and am overwhelmed by all the talent and good fanfic I'm still seeing. This ship will always bring me so much comfort, and I'm so happy people are still writing for it.

Yes! “Active” is kind of a loose term here tbh but here are some blogs that have written dair in the past few years you should follow:

@terrainofheartfelt

@blairwaldcrf

@mysteriesofloves

@vanderwoodlings

@mrs-nate-humphrey

@himbobisexual

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#there's this one irl friend i wanna lure over to the dairside . i think shed like them #anyway S thank u for remembering me and tagging me in this list alongside so many other wonderful people! tis appreciated!!

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hello yes i DID write that! flattered that you remember, here you go:

Who do you think would most likely have a threesome in GG? I feel like it would be Carter, Blair, and Serena ha!

first of all, I love that you came to me with this question. I'm honored

for most likely, I think Dan, Nate, and Serena -- the clear solution to the whatever they were doing in 4a was to get with each other. Hell, throw Dan in as Serenate's third in s3! I think beloved @mrs-nate-humphrey wrote that fic? ivy? am I correct?

idk if Blair and Serena could handle being in a threesome, honestly. like the competitive & mercurial push and pull of their relationship--I just don't think they would go there. or that blair would let herself go there. (that being said beloved @mysteriesofloves wrote a beautiful dairthaniel fic that evolved so naturally - actually I think Dan may be the only character in the mix that could balance them out. mixing Blair & Serena in a sexual situation feels like mixing chemicals while cleaning -- ultimately toxic)

I remember reading a Carter/Blair/Serena fic -- I think a margottenenbaum livejournal fic lost to the ether, and it was fun. the premise was like, they pick up Carter during their summer in Paris.

I am also a dairthaniel truther and have written a handful of fics about them. and, my most recent threesome work is Carter/Serena/Dan, and that was real fun.

#dan x nate is my main thing but yeahhh derenate is very special to me hahahah #also lmao i love that blairena threesome chemical mixing metaphor LOLLL #i love this question #may i humbly suggest: carter x nate x serena

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Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl pilot. (2006)

Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic.

#love the fluorescence it's so beautiful

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Serena van der Woodsen:

#yay i found a gif of her leaving!! #lmao S you're so right

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🎄 come help decorate my tree 🎄

tagged by @kiwiana-writes

this is literally the cutest thing?! ❤ ty!

tagging: @takaraphoenix @terrainofheartfelt @strideofpride @mrs-nate-humphrey @laufire @purgeshubble @freddieslater @legendsofentity @tuseranita @hydesjackiespuddinpop @hood-ex @rachelblairy @breadandblankets @vanderwoodlings @wishingprince @missbrunettebarbie @a-lil-bi-furious @himbobisexual @insistonyourcupofstars @lvcygraybaird @kmze @ssmtskw @welldressedllama @dylanobrienisbatman @furiousfinnstan @chasecordelias @besosquecreanadiccion @khalidaaaaa @feralcherry

#omg this is soooo cute #ill make one soon !! :3

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deleting that single post because it's quite jarring to post just one political post esp without any context whatsoever. i've been posting like that on my personal blogs (& fandom twitter) quite a lot, though. quick recap of what i HAVE been posting

i stand with palestine, i'm staying updated via following bisan, motaz, hind, plestia, and other journalists as well as certain palestine focused accounts on IG /twitter & partially on tumblr as well

there definitely is a double standard on how human life itself is viewed, if you live in the global south it feels a lot like your life matters less - not to appropriate the palestinian cause to say this because speaking up for palestine is so important to me by itself - but it has opened my eyes to that

why are we taught that the middle east is synonymous to war & disharmony? WHY is that something we're expected to believe? (rhetorical question)

people who are displacing their anger at violence caused by israel as a state by targetting random jewish people/ random israelis / defacing synagogues etc please stop, that does not help anybody. antisemitism is unacceptable and there'll never be an acceptable target for it

the global rise of islamophobia is quite upsetting and frightening ngl

biden's approach to this is . fucked up and disappointing but i DO recognise that if trump wins the upcoming elections americans are quite Fucked, and sadly the rest of the world due to the ripple effect of america's place in global politics and current affairs are also quite fucked, so. i don't know enough abt american politics to say anything other than "this is so bad & concerning, fuck" and ALSO "hey lets do whatever we can to keep trump out of power maybe"

probably other/more things along these lines. i just realised i haven't said anything at all even slightly political on this blog & tbh i don't want to be silent or separate that from my fandom spaces.

WRONG BLOG FUCK SORRY

#this is okay to reblog i don't mind #current events #personal

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WRONG BLOG FUCK SORRY

#whoops. lkdfhlkgfh #personal

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To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

#not me putting my own gifs on here lkdfhskglh 💀 #date #milo

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"vampire" - Olivia Rodrigo // Nate & Catherine - Gossip Girl

#:( natieeeee #S this gave me chills

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natie ☀️

#this is a gossip girl historical post. to me

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5.16 cross rhodes Dan Humphrey icons part 1,

like or reblog if you save please <3

#i used to own this shirt! i dont know where it is anymore :( #resources

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dan: i can't help being affection nate to you

nate: that's it, we're getting divorced.

#date #dan x nate #nate x dan #i .. found this in my drafts and have no recollection of making it #i think i was gonna gif it