#that was an actual thing blair could do was just fine with it

[buffyspeak]

#go off king

#gossipgirledit #danhumphreyedit #gossip girl #dan humphrey #jenny humphrey #* mine #gifs #like idk idk. something something dan being the only one to see how fucked up it is that jenny was was 'banished' and that everyone decided #that was an actual thing blair could do was just fine with it #anti blair waldorf #for blacklisting purposes #i don't hate her but i have Issues lol #bc i'm a jenny stan first and always #i even had issues with dan in the ep that second gif was from and then he said this and i was like. points were made!!!!! #lmao #gossip girl parallels #and yeah i Know that jenny said it was her own idea once she actually left #and it was probably the best thing for her #but the double standard of it all Gets To Me

[absentia-if]

Sweet sweet headcanons..

I'd like RIP for K,

SUV for N

ZYN for M

and FAQ for B

pretty please. I hope they aren't too many, if they are, you could just pick one of those to answer?

Kade/Kara:

R = Random(How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

In the middle. They don't mind being spontaneous, but they also enjoy the structure of having something well thought out. It may just be the lawyer in them, but they tend to plan things ahead of time.

I = Intimacy(How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

They're very romantic. Romance is something that's super important to them, and they'll definitely try to showcase that through their actions. As for intimacy? They don't necessarily have an issue with it, but sometimes they just need a moment to sort themself out before anything else.

P =Playful(Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

They're not super serious, no. Having a fun day in the house, when you usually do household chores, is something that would definitely be up their alley. They may not be the most playful, but they definitely can be so. Especially if it means that they get to see you smile and laugh.

Nicholas/Natalie:

S = Sleep(How do they sleep with their s/o?)

Half Spoon. They like to feel that you're there in bed with them, but they also don't like to be sequestered in one spot for too long. So, being given the choice to be able to move if, or when, they wish to is a big thing.

U = Unique(What makes them unique as a s/o?)

N simply being N makes them a unique S/O. They're not like the other ROs, just like the other ROs aren't like them.

V = Vulnerable(How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

It may come as a surprise to some, but they're an extremely guarded individual. It may not appear to be that way because of their timidness, mixed with their shy personality, and their seeming openness, but it takes them a while to actually open up on the things that truly matter to them. When they do so? They're completely open, without any pretenses, and they don't hold anything back.

Michael/Margot:

Z = Zeal(Are they passionate as a s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

Very much so. Passion, romance, and everything mean a great deal to them because it helps them showcase how much they care for you. They'll never not want you, and they'll never not showcase it to you, because you alight that fire within their heart.

Y = Yuck(Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

I don't truly know... I'm not aware of various MC habits. Something that M can find annoying? If someone is always late, no matter what. There can be reasons, of course, and M is more than accepting of it, but if it becomes a thing? That can get on their nerves. As for them? They're a workaholic at times, and they're more than aware of the problems that can arise because of it.

N = Night out(What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

They're fine with doing anything the MC may wish to do -- within reason, of course. However, they do have a hectic schedule normally and they do enjoy going out and having a candlelit dinner followed by a moonlit walk, they're also more than happy with simply watching a movie on the couch with you with some takeout. It's something that they'd look forward to doing while they're on a long shift.

Blaine/Blaire:

F = Fear(What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Be as comforting as they possibly can be. Try to figure out the source of the problem and go from there. If they think that you need something then they'll go and get it-- while doing it as fast as they can-- before staying with you and being there for whatever you may need/want.

A = Affection(How affectionate are they with a s/o?)

They're an affectionate person regardless? When you're in a relationship it just gives them more ammo to use. Now they can give you cheek kisses, interlace your fingers together, and many other things.

Q = Questions(Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

Yes and yes. They always want a second opinion on something. They may not follow through on the other opinion, but they at least want to hear what someone else may think about it.

#absentia #kade lewis #kara lewis #michael steele #margot steele #blaine ellis #blaire ellis #nicholas paxton #natalie paxton #ask game #anonymous #asks #ask

[cakepoppresent]

Can You Fight?

Su: Leaving so soon Little man?

Grayson: Oh... yeah I don't want to stay here anymore. I'm leaving with my parents. They just went to get my discharge stuff sorted

Vaughn: Don't stress too much Grayson, things are going to get better

Grayson: Thanks Vaughn, Veronica is actually downstairs with everyone else. She's been really nervous, I'm sure she will be happy to see you

Vaughn: Alright, I'll head out. Don't hesitate to let me know if you need anything

Su: Will you be going back to the dorms?

Grayson: No...my parents have an apartment in the city I'll be there till the semester is over

Su: Are you doing okay?

Grayson: Not really...I thought about what you said and I told Gideon we should take a break

Su: A break?

Su heart explodes with excitement, its happening holy fuck its happening. The universe created this perfect moment. He won't let go of this chance. "Its for the best Grayson, you have to think of your sisters. You wouldn't forgive yourself if something happened to them"

Grayson: I know I know I don't want to think about it anymore. I don't want to go home either...can you take me out?

Su's head is actually going to explode "Yeah...I'll take you out I'll help you forget. I'll take you anywhere you want to go"

Grayson: Okay...let me talk to my mom and dad"

Brayden and Blair walk in at this moment noticing the closeness between Su and Grayson. Brayden steps forward first "Grayson?"

Grayson: Mom, Dad this is Su, you met him last Winterfest. He brought me to the hospital. I didn't want to go home right now, he's taking me out

Blair: I don't know if that is a good idea, honey. I think it's best if we head home, you've been through something traumatic

Grayson: Mooom!! I don't want to sit at home. I'll be fine I won't stay out too late

Su: I'll take good care of him, Mr. and Mrs. Reeves. You can trust me"

Grayson: So it's settled! Su and I are leaving I'll be home later tonight! Let's go, Su!" Grayson drags Su out of the room and they are gone in an instant

Brayden: I don't like that boy

Blair: You don't like anyone

Brayden: Let's go. I need to speak with Gideon

Blair: Don't scare the poor boy

Vaughn: Hey Princess. Hey Sams. How are you guys holding up

Veroinca: This is the worst! It was obviously Alaia and Gideon's grandparents. I'm going to find her an-

Vaughn: And do what? Beat her up? Can you fight?

Veroinca: Well...no...but" "Let's put some trust in Gideon. I'm sure he is handling it

Sams: Vaughn is right Veronica. Let's not make things worse. I believe in Gideon. He has been in love with Grayson since forever.

Veroinca: Can't I at least slap her

Sams: No!

Veroinca: Tsk...If I see her I'm slapping her"

Vaughn's reply is cut short when he gets tackled from behind

Xaiver: Vaughn! I missed you! it's so boring in Windenburg

Vaughn: Oh man, You're getting heavier. What are they feeding you over there?

Xavier: Let's go out! I have so much to tell you! My mom said I could stay for the summer

Vaughn: Let's all go out. My treat

Xavier: I want steak!

Vaughn: What's a little dude like you doing eating steak

Xavier: How else am I supposed to grow strong and big

Vaughn: Whatever you say Little Dude"

#my sims #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #sims #sims 4 creator #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 maxis match #thereevesfamily #i love Vaughn and Xavier realtionship so much #they are so cute

[likeabxrdinflight]

I definitely miss when the crown was more political, but I guess they were too scared to touch the politics of the 90s and 2000s too much, given it's all still very recent. tony blair really could have been a much more prominent character given how much they highlighted figures like churchill and thatcher and even anthony eden in previous seasons. some of the bigger historical moments are handwaved away too, when JFK and the suez crisis and aberfan and even the fog from the 1950s got entire episodes. it's very odd to me that there wasn't a 9/11 or iraq episode that dealt with how the fallout of all that was handled for blair. honestly it could have been two episodes at least, and previous seasons would have done it. they gave the suez crisis like, three or four episodes. thatcher got several dedicated to her and the falklands and managed to balance that with the diana story just fine.

the past two seasons really became the diana show, however, and the entire thing suffered for it. the main subject, elizabeth herself, was relegated to a background character. imelda staunton just didn't get the material to work with that her predecessors did. it really felt like the show lost some of its teeth. and like, yes, elizabeth debicki did incredible as diana, but lord they dragged that story out far too long and ultimately I think the show suffered for it. they let the interpersonal drama between charles, diana, and camilla consume everything else and the show really lost something of itself for it. even diana herself gets kind of screwed over for this- her story becomes about her failed marriage and relationship drama, and not any of the other incredible things she did with her life.

all that said, this last batch of episodes were still a lot better than season five and six part one. it finally put the focus back on elizabeth and gave imelda something to do. the margaret episode was incredible. there was at least some return of the politics, albeit I still think they missed the mark with blair. but I think the show ends on an interesting note, one I think a lot of people felt at the time of the actual queen's death- that the show's over, and it's never going to be the same after her. whatever becomes of the real monarchy, it's not going to be the same. elizabeth held that shit together with sheer force of will and glue, and I have my doubts that it will still be intact at the end of my lifetime- I think peter morgan does, too, though he seems a bit sadder about it than I am.

also I am positive the last couple scenes, and possibly a good chunk of that last episode, were re-written and shot after the real elizabeth died. but what they did with that was...I could see some people finding it tacky, but I thought it was nice. so while I think the last two seasons were overall weaker, it mostly stuck the landing. good show, interesting reflection on the monarchy, had it's issues, but good, generally. made you think a bit.

and I will say, and I've said this before, that the show is overall a bit wishy-washy on its opinion of the monarchy. I think that's still true. but it very much is, and always was, about the way the crown kills the people who get too close to it. and this last season was no different- I've said before that season one was about the slow death of a young woman named elizabeth windsor, murdered by elizabeth regina.

season six outright states that, and in many ways, I think that was the thesis of the entire show. the crown kills the personhood of the one who wears it and harms everyone in its immediate vicinity. what that means, exactly, and whether there's a good purpose behind it, might be left up to the viewer to decide.

#also I still think it's funny they paralleled margaret's death with 9-fucking-11 lmao #the crown

[ozymoron]

tell me a bit about sophia (i mean if u want) im interested

gladly. i love talking about her

shes a 20 something year old german trans woman living in nz. shes 5'10" (somewhere around like 177.80cm) and a lesbian. she uses she/her pronouns but is fine with being called a guy or people using he/him for her as long as she know they believe her when she says shes a woman (like they dont mean it in a transphobic way). she has a deep voice and a german accent i havent really got much of the worldbuilding down yet but i do have most of her personality down. also her story takes place in some vague year between 2000 and now

shes kinda a huge loser like in the sense that she spends most of her time just sorta sitting around at home drinking beer and smoking while listening to industrial and hardcore and metal and shit (shes almost definitely depressed but im yet to explore that side of her lmao). she drinks and drives, shes incredibly wreckless. she kinda doesnt care that much about others but more in a way where shes just kinda always in her own head only thinking about herself and what she wants but when it comes to the people close to her shes incredibly protective like a guard dog. she acts like kinda a silly idiot around her loved ones but as soon as someone even looks at any of them wrong, shes fully ready to kill them. she clings onto her friends and stuff like theyre the last thing she has left. less in a desperate kinda codependent way and more in a "i could not live without you i will protect you with all i have trust me please stick around and keep me in your life i will make my existence worth your while" kind of way

shes a wannabe badass but also just is a badass. like she acts all cold and stoic but laid back, i guess in a way trying to seem all mysterious and cool but mostly just comes off like a bit of a jackass (cause she kinda is a bit of a jackass but she means well. sometimes.) i havent got to this part of the worldbuilding so i dont have an explanation for why she is this way but im planning that theres something she has to fight against or something like that. i have a bit of a vague idea of what i want but no specifics but she has a side to her where like shes actually kinda badass. she wears a wolf mask and carries around this baseball bat which the tip is like covered in nails and shit. im planning she gets covered in blood often because women covered in blood is awesome. im planning a theme with the group of characters she hangs out with where they all wear some kind of animal mask and each have their own weapon which like reflects their personality and whatnot

she works in a fast food restaurant which i feel like explains a lot about her

she mostly wears the mask to hide her identity but also to just hide her face in general. shes not insecure about how she looks but more just worried about what other people think of her. shes on hrt but she wants to keep her body hair cause she likes her body hair which includes her facial hair though she does regularly shave it cause she knows it gets her misgendered. she also wears a spiked collar and sometimes a leash (if shes not wearing a leash shes wearing some kind of bondage harness thing) both to continue the whole wolf dog thing shes got going on and also for sexual reasons of course

she has a romance thing going on with another oc of mine called blair (the name is a placeholder im so bad at picking names). blairs tiger/big cat coded shes more of the happy-go-lucky chaotic type. sophia goes incredibly soft for her like the whole trying to be a stoic badass thing completely drops around her she would sacrifice herself in a heartbeat if it meant blair was kept alive and safe which worries the fuck out of blair cause half the time she does not need to sacrifice herself but she puts herself in danger for blair often times for no reason cause she believes its what she needs to do to keep her safe. like her life is meaningless without blair so she'd rather be the one to die than live without blair. which like yeah theres a flaw in her logic cause like if she dies shes still without blair and now blairs sad but yknow. maybe she'll figure that out someday not sure tho shes a little stupid

idk what else to write so ill just add little tiny things i added to her for fun her favourite movie is evil dead 2 (this is me projecting onto her), she moans when she pees, she would give everything to be a werewolf, she had her drivers license taken from her she still drives tho. she shouldnt but she does, she hates beer but drinks it anyways. i think she doesnt know theres other kinds of alcohol. no idea how she doesnt know maybe she just hates herself and wants to drink shit that tastes bad for fun,

shes all i have left im going crazy

i also have a playlist for her if anyone besides me cares i care so fucking deeply. also my tag for her i feel also illustrates her personality well

#⚠️ #asks #oc: sophia wolfe #quickly drew pants over the second drawing cause there was girl bulge and i dont wanna risk it man idk #i never colour in drawings of her lmaoo #her pretty much everything she wears is black her hairs black her collars always red her clothes sometimes have red accents shes pale her #eyes are dark dark brown like nearly black #half of her playlist is just shit you could do a badass walk out to or just edm hardcore bullshit or metal

[lexusiswriting]

A love you deserve (Ricky Olson) - Part 11 of ?

Hi guys!

Enjoy! <3

Warnings: none.

Tags: @multifandomcrackhead, @nicelittlenightmares, @roll-tide-babe89, @skulliecadaver-blog, @21-century-tae, @melissa-anderson, @abiomens, @w743, @insanitywulf, @awkwardalex, @philomenie

Requests: OPEN.

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Ricky’s point of view

It was almost 8 pm and I had 5 minutes left to get to Lexus’s house. Corey’s words were repeating over and over in my mind, “her heart is still full of you”. All the excitement I had before was now gone. I ruined her marriage, her family, her everything. Now, I was afraid I would ruin her life even more if I would do something stupid again.

Before deciding what would be the best next move, I had a plan. I want to hear her perspective on this. Maybe Corey wasn’t right and she really had different reasons to divorce. Even though it was clearly who was the one suffering, maybe there was something more to the story that he actually didn’t know about.

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Lexus’s point of view

I heard Ricky’s car in the driveway, and I looked in the mirror one last time. Everything seemed fine, from make-up to the dress. I decided to wear something casual, as this was a dinner between friends and nothing more. After I got my bag, I got out of the house.

My heart was going crazy, thinking anyone could hear its beatings. After he left my office earlier, I only thought about what the future may hold. Maybe he was not the same man I fell in love with, and that would make things easier. But what if he still is? What if he’ll make me fall for him even harder? Now it wasn’t just about me. I had to consider my daughter, Blaire, as well.

In the car, I was greeted by a not-so-happy Ricky. He had a little forced smile on his face.

“You’re absolutely gorgeous. These are for you.”

He reached his hand on the backseat to get something. It was a beautiful bouquet of red roses, my favourite type of flower.

“It’s really beautiful. But I thought this is not a date.”

“So, every time you receive flowers on your birthday from friends, you consider you are going on a date with them?”

“Touché.”

A little laugh escaped from his lips, being the only time his face lighted up for a little bit. Neither of us said anything else while we were on the way to the restaurant.

Only after we got inside, I decided to break the ice.

“Are you okay, Ricky? You barely said anything.”

“Yeah, don’t worry about me. What would you like to eat?”

We both ordered our meals, having some wine as well. I could feel how stressed he was, but I did not know what to do or how to get the answers out of his mouth. The thing that worried me the most was that he avoided looking me in the eyes.

“Look, if you don’t feel okay, or you’ve changed your mind, it’s fine. Just tell me, and after we eat, we can forget this night ever happened.”

“It’s complicated. The whole situation.”

“What do you mean? Please talk to me.”

“Corey and I met today, and he had some interesting things to say.”

My hands were shaking at this point. I was prepared if he had said this was a mistake, but I did not think this could happen.

“And what did he say exactly?”

“That you never loved him, and now you’re divorcing him because you are still in love with me.”

What a nice conversation I will have with Corey the next time I see him. All I wanted now was to get up and go home.

“Look, Lexus, the reason why I wanted to see you tonight was to see if I still have a chance to make things right. After hearing this, I don’t know if it’s a good idea. I do still want you so much in my life, but not at the cost of someone else’s happiness.”

“You know me, Ricky. Do you really think I would have married someone if I didn’t feel anything for that person? Or having a child?”

“That’s why I don’t know who I should trust. While he was talking about you, I could see the pain in his eyes. You had none.”

“Have you asked yourself why? While we were in a relationship, everything was perfect. When he proposed, I couldn’t contain how happy I was. But after Blaire was born, he became a different man. He refused to stay too much at home, even though I needed his help. At some point he made me look like a bad person, saying I should give up on the studio to raise our daughter, saying I was a bad mother. I refused to obey. The night when he came drunk home and almost hit me was the point where I decided to divorce. But thank you for believing him without hearing my side as well.”

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Ricky’s point of view

How could you respond to something like that? I was almost 100% sure she would agree to his story, with some little adjustments. Now it was even more complicated. Would he actually be violent? If that turned out to be true, I would regret I didn’t punch him in the face when I had the chance.

“I’m sorry, Lexus… I never thought he would…”

“Of course you didn’t. Everyone sees Corey as a God. But have you ever thought his story was just a strategy? He knows what happened between us, Ricky. Maybe it was his way to get into your head so you could back off. Before this conversation, I would have said that you had all the chances in the world to make things right. But now, I’m not that sure anymore.”

“You have all the right to hate me right now. All I tried was to find the full story, to know what happened.”

“And now that you know, it feels like you don’t know who to believe. I never expected that from you. I’m sorry, but I’m going home.”

“No, please. Let’s just change the subject and …”

“I said I’m going home. Before I’ll do something I will regret my whole life.”

“At least let me take you home.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll get a taxi.”

While she got all her stuff, I saw tears forming in her eyes. She left without saying anything else. I fucked up really bad for the second time.

#ricky horror #ricky olson x reader #ricky olson fanfic #ricky olson #ricky horror imagine #justin morrow #miw #motionless in white fanfic #ryan sitkowski #vinny mauro #chris motionless #motionless in white

[safely-in-vhagars-belly]

Aemond and Aegon brat taming lannister daughter oc. (Not their daughter BTW they ain't related)

Made by me but requested to be brought back by: @elegantsplendour. Here you go my friend.

This will likely be a short story and contain around maybe 10 chapters but I hope yall enjoy.

Warnings: Dub con non con mean mc mc being a bitch and poking fun of Aemonds eye and spankings, mentions of sex and actual sex, ass fucking, orgasm denial and humiliation and slut shaming (tho they both quit that once they learn she is not the whore they thought her to be) mentions of owning dangerous protected animals (Mc owns a lion) (YES THAT'S BAD OK WE SHOULD PROTECT ALL ANIMALS!!!!!) MC HAS A SHOPPING ADDICTION. (This is not meant in a funny way she uses it to make herself literally be happy. I have the same thing so I know what I'm talking bout)

Mc when she is challenged (Basically picture a blonde mini Blair)

Aemond: (once you call him a charity project)

Aegon: (once you call him a drunk)

Mcs mother.

And Twyin if he was alive, describing Aemond and Aegon:

It's another bloody hot day in the hell called Kings landing. You and your friend, Harmonia Beesbury, just watch Criston Cole, and one of the princes fights in the yard. The king had three sons with the new queen, but they could take your head, and you wouldn't know their names.

They are going at it, completely lost in their little fake battle. Men. You don't understand.

Harmonia does. She has a smitten blush over her face with two glazy eyes. Cole and the prince circle each other like savages and also destroy a good shield. Which is likely paid with your family's coin. Savages.

You'll never understand men: They pretend to play war when there is no war, they fight in wars when there are wars, and if there aren't any wars: they make sure there are. They are so eager to die, and for what? To create a legacy? To become a legend? Most of them won't even be mentioned.

You whine a bit by your best friend. You like to shop. It makes you very happy to purchase new things. 'Harmonia; I've seen plenty. Shall we go do something useful and pleasant? Instead of watching this savagery?' You suggest.

Harmonia pouts a bit. 'I'd like to watch them finish.' Of course, she does. Harmonia is stuck with her nose in a book every moment of every day. For her, this is probably her ultimate fantasy, two knights fighting for her hand. Except they aren't fighting for her hand, just lame training.

Your eyes roll, and you sigh. 'You enjoy yourself doing that, I have an appointment in town.' You don't. But she doesn't know that, does she?

Harmonia sighs but follows along, grabbing your arm. 'Fine, fine.' She says. You grin. A Lannister always gets her way.

You two walk to the gates where another Dornish guard carrying the name Cole waits for you. It's ser Criston's bastard-born son, Mesan.

'Lady Lannister, Lady Beesbury' He says with a nod. You scoff at him. How dare he even look at you? He is filth. Harmonia gently greets him back with an innocent smile, but you lean in and try to keep your grins hidden.

You nod to the prince.

'Bastard, watch out. It seems like your father has found a new charity project to support.' You nod to where Cole applauds for the prince who bested him, pride written over his face. You see Mesan's jaw clench, and his eyes harden. You grin before leaving the keep, but not before you watch Mesan confront the prince.

---

You sit in the newest boutique in King's Landing. They just had your size done, and now you are fitting necklaces when the seamstress works on dresses.

'Leyonara, that was very unkind. Prince Aemond and Ser Mesan are not charity projects.' Harmonia says when you try two red with gold necklaces.

Your poor friend must be so confused. 'I didn't ask about them; I asked: what necklace looks better on me? The one with the golden locket or the heart one?' You say, ignoring her comments about the one-eyed charity project or the bastard.

Harmonia sighs. 'I'm serious, Leyonara.'

'Well, hello serious. I'm Leyonra.' You dryly say. 'I didn't come here to bitch about boys. I came here for a nice new necklace that will get me lovers and a new enemy.' You say.

'Prince Aemond is worth your respect. He is your prince. That you are a Lannister doesn't change that at all.'

You feel a bit icky just thinking of that one-eyed silver-haired man.

You decide on the locket. The heart is too soft. You add the Locket to your growing collection of jewellery. There is nothing a good shopping won't solve. 'He is not. I don't know why he is not sent to the wall yet. He is a waste here. He will never be king. Neither will his brother. At least Aegon has two eyes to make up for it.'

'Leyonora! They're our princes. We should treat them with respect-' You feel your lips curl but hide it very quickly when you drop the necklace in a jewelry box.

You turn around to face her and just see how worked up she got from your harmless argument. There is no question or doubt about it. You can read her very well. 'How long have you been in love with that mutilated monster?' You grin.

You try to calm it down but part of you finds it so ridiculous that she of all people fell for that....thing.

You go on. 'You know he will never marry you? He is royalty. He has to marry for his house.' You say, teasing but it works.

'I'm not stupid!' She growls nearly shouting at you. You lean in and grab her by her throat suddenly. You don't choke her, but you want her to understand you.

Your voice is thin as ice and cold as stone. 'Good. Get rid of those feelings. We are not men, dear. We will likely be married off and Aemond isn't exactly an option.' You don't want him to be.

Harmonia's big blue eyes soften.

'It's nice to fantasize, not? I mean...He has become handsome.' She touches a necklace as well. It's a silver one with a big blue sapphire.

You suppose?

You never really thought about him that way. 'He is forbidden. No need to dwell on him. He will only destroy your reputation and bring ruin to your house.' It's for the best to be like that. If you don't reach for the stars you will never fall.

You do see her heartbroken little face and feel bad instantly. A bit. You hope she knows you mean well. 'Come, let's pick a new necklace for you. I heard Aemond likes sapphires. Do you want a necklace? My treat.' She looks at the necklace she has been toying with since you entered this place.

'I'd be so embarrassed if he knew why I'd worn it.' You can imagine. It would be so embarrassing.

But the bigger part of you hates the thought of her holding back because of him. 'Fuck him. If you like to wear it, you wear it. He is the prince, not a god.'

'Alright...'

--

That night you enjoy a nice big cake. In your dream. Shirtless servants feed you and you count your diamonds happily...

Until there is a hard knock on your door like someone tried to personally hurt it. One of the newer servant boys enters and quickly bows. 'Lady Lannister-'

You cover yourself and scream at him. 'By the Seven! Do you wish me to die from a heart attack?!' You scream at him. 'I am not properly dressed! Do you know I could have your eyes poked out for this?' You continue berating him and even grab your golden lion statue that stands next to your bed ready to smash his brains in.

He gawks.

'I'm so sorry my lady, you have a visitor. That's all.' He scurries off.

You sigh. You get out of bed and put on your robe made of golden silk and brush your hair very quickly. You apply some light blush and put on earrings before leaving your room.

Inside your study, two men are waiting for you. You instantly feel the tension rise. One of the two is the charity project you insulted. The other is the brainless drunk you also insulted many times.

Aemond wears his usually black clothing and is busy inspecting your desk. Touching it and everything. You will ask them to clean it later for you.

Aegon waits on your sofa, toying with a pillow. You will replace that, just in case. 'I assume there is a good reason for you two to be here at this ungodly hour of the night?' You speak directly to Aemond. He is easier to insult.

He looks at you.

You hope he looks at your necklace and not your breasts. 'New necklace?' A very transparent desperate attempt.

You scoff, covering yourself even more. 'What do you take me for, a simpleton? Explain yourselves, or I will have you removed.'

Aemond chuckles at your threat. 'Hm. There are rumours you said something very improper about us.' He makes it sounds like you were complimenting them or fawning over them like some smitten girl.

You quickly clear it up.

'Don't flatter yourself, I was just insulting you.' You will not have them think you think of them. No. Not at all.

He blinks with one eye, very displeased. 'That's what I was referring to.' He says. 'Something about...a charity project? Did you know what was said, Aegon?' He asks his brother, but you just know he knows very well.

Aegon thinks, but surprisingly enough, he does remember something. 'Something about you being better off at the wall. How we were both useless, but at least I still had both my eyes. And she called me a drunk.' And so what? Where is the lie?

The other prince smiles sweetly at you, tilting his head a bit. 'Oh yes. That was it, indeed.'

They woke you for this nonsense. You regret not having your lion with you. 'Do you want me to apologise for hurting your feelings? Do you want me to take it all back? Maybe get on my knees and beg for forgiveness?' You suggest, sarcastic and mockingly.

'No.' Aemond speaks firmly. 'We have something else in mind.' You try to ignore the alarm bells ringing in your head and just keep calm. He comes closer and grabs your chin, touching your face when leaning in closer and closer. You feel your cheeks become red but don't pull away. You won't give him that satisfaction.

'What is that, exactly?' You ask, leaning in too so your noses can nearly touch. As can your lips. You can nearly taste the wine he had hours ago and it tastes so good just from the smell.

'Punishment.' You freeze.

'What?' You laugh. 'Punishment? Who are you, my father? My husband? My Septa? You don't decide when I have Punishment. You can't punish me I'm an adult.'

'I am very certain I can and I will. The question is: Will you make this easy and lower your Punishment or will you disobey and add to it?'

You understand finally how serious he is.

You look at his sitting brother. At him. At his daggers. And finally at the door. Aemond follows your gaze but he is never prepared for the kick you give him before running off. Aemond curses before following you.

You scream. A guard opens the door quickly and sees you and Aemond fighting. Well, Aemond dragging you and you just clawing at his face. 'Get him off of me!' You groan.

Aemond stares the guard down. 'I am your prince. Get out of here. You saw nothing. Understood?' He loses his patience and hits you across your face. You knock to the ground and feel your split lip.

The guard nods and leaves. You still scream at him enraged. 'No! You're supposed to protect me! I fucking pay you, you brainless imbecile! You worthless street rat!' Aemond chuckles.

You groan.

'I hate you!' You groan as he pulls your hair. 'I hate you, I hate you!' You don't want Punishment. It sounds scary and very unpleasant.

Aegon chims in.

'You'll accept it sooner rather than later. I think we'll start with a nice spanking to warm up. Then we can think of all the fun and dirty ways you will apologise to my brother and me.'

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Twyin if he saw his ancestor alive and slowly getting closer to two royals.

#house of the dragon #aemond targaryen #dark aemond targaryen #house of the dragon fanfiction #dark aemond targaryen x oc #aegon ii targaryen #dark aegon ii targaryen #dark aegon ii targaryen x oc #aegon the drunk #brat mc #brattaming #dom Aemond targaryen #dark! #head the warnings #dubcon #possible triggering content #She/her reader #AFAB Reader #DarkFantasy #Possible noncon #Possible gore #Old work

[yanderes-galore]

Can I get a Romantic Yandere! Jeremy Blaire (Outlast) with Defiant! Darling who fights back too much? She’s his persona assistant and only tolerated his attempted advances (and creepy personality) because she needs the money to financially support herself.

From what I've seen he only shows up three times in the DLC so I'll do what I can. I'll also make him a creep as this ask suggests since that is the most Outlast thing I could do.

I've been on an Outlast kick lately because I'm replaying the games. So I'm using the brainrot to get Outlast requests done >:)

Yandere! Jeremy Blaire with Defiant! Darling

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Abuse of power, Mentioned harassment, Possessive behavior, Poor working conditions, Forced touching/Flirting, Implied intimacy/Intimate actions, Triggering themes because... Outlast is like that, Brainwashing/Experimentation, Forced relationship, Violence, If you can handle OUTLAST and YANDERE you should be fine.

Honestly, working with Murkoff in general can be a pain.

Based on how Mount Massive is run and the fact PROJECT: WALRIDER exists says enough.

Jeremy is the head of the asylum and is in charge of what happens in it.

You are his personal assistant, which means you are subjected to the horrors of the Asylum.

Not only do you see how "patients" are treated, more like experiments, but Jeremy isn't necessarily all that easy on you either.

Jeremy picked you as his personal assistant for his own reasons.

Sure, you're good at following orders... but you're also to his own tastes.

Jeremy is a horrible person, that's easy to tell based on how he treats Waylon or... anyone in the series.

He's someone who looks out for himself and his own interests.

I wouldn't doubt it if Jeremy was the type to pick out an assistant based on looks or anyone that gets his attention.

You put up with Jeremy because the money is enough to keep you hooked.

That is the only reason you put up with his abuse of anyone.

It's not like you can report him, either.

He runs this asylum and wouldn't allow you to get an email or call out to Murkoff about any of this.

Jeremy will use his power over you to get you to do what he wants.

He'd use his power over you to coax you somewhere private and... have a look at you.

He does seem like the type to be a creep, which is just peak Outlast character based on what I've seen.

Everyone's a creep in the asylum, especially to, well, women (seriously, have you seen how all the variants act? HAVE YOU SEEN GLUSKIN?).

No one is safe, however.

Essentially, Jeremy would feel you up at times but that's as far as you let him get.

He'll try to flirt with you, trying to get you in the mood, and you'll turn him down.

You refuse to do such actions with your boss.

This disappoints him, yet part of him likes your defiance.

He'd be the type to see it as "hard to get".

See what I mean? He's persistent with his intentions.

You only let him degrade you so far before you tell him off.

You care for yourself better than to deal with this harassment.

Jeremy could put up with you fighting him for a while.

He'd probably try other methods, like pinning you to areas to see how you react.

It's actually intriguing to see you get physical with him.

He tries so hard to manipulate and force you into submission.

Yet you have a fire within you that won't extinguish.

You hate your boss, but the money is all you want.

Jeremy has a feeling you just want money, so he tries bribery.

Come on, doll... just a little favor for a couple hundred dollars?

Won't you just give him a taste?

Honestly, if you end up kicking, slapping, or ignoring him too much... Jeremy may lose his patience.

Look... he was hoping to willingly make you his.

He was giving offers.

Now you're wearing him and his patience thin....

So would you like to volunteer for experimentation?

That's right, if his previous attempts aren't working, he'll use threats.

He's tired of your defiance, as cute as it is.

You're fueling a monstrous hunger within him, dear...

You need to stop keeping him waiting....

If you don't submit to his advances he may ask that you be brainwashed just enough to listen to him.

You'll become the newest experiment, you'll be all his.

No need for money now, he'll provide you everything.

Just as long as you listen to his orders and give him what he wants...

It's what a personal assistant SHOULD do, right?

#yandere outlast #yandere outlast whistleblower #yandere jeremy blaire

[waveridden]

i would love for you to give deets on why you disliked those books. i love salt

yessss i love complaining. putting this under a cut because it's long, however i'll say up top that if you found this post because you tumblr searched a book you like... maybe skip this one! because i didn't like these books!

the ballad of songbirds and snakes, if you haven't heard of it, is the hunger games prequel about president snow when he was young and hot. i dislike it on principle but when we did our hunger games book club i decided i was going to give it my best and most open-minded shot that i could handle giving it.

my main problem is actually that i extremely dislike the politics and the worldbuilding implications for the rest of the series. the timeline becomes incredibly fucked. the thematic implications don't make sense. it is so bloated, and so long, with so many names and characters and so relatively few interesting things happening.

also: the hunger games capitol is in denver. the original hunger games were in an old sports arena that was also used for concerts and events sometimes. it is described as having a massive goalpost that is tall and two-pronged. that's right. it's the denver broncos stadium. (the american football team.) once you know that the hunger games were in the denver broncos stadium, it kind of takes a lot of the suspense out.

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the bromance book club is a highly-recommended romance novel. the basic premise is: a professional baseball player and his wife are on the brink of divorce after he discovers that she has never had an orgasm with him. in order to save his marriage (and learn to satisfy his wife) he joins a top secret book club of Alpha Men who secretly read romance novels to learn about what women like.

i actually thought the premise was cute but where it fell apart is that i HATED the main character. his wife was literally correct 100% of the time and should've left him. it was just unfunny and weird and bad.

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identitti is a contemporary drama (translated from german) about a german-indian graduate student who discovers that her beloved german-indian advisor is, in fact, a white woman who has been lying about being indian. the book categorically refuses to cast judgment on her - the protagonist feels betrayed, but the advisor just keeps saying over and over that it's actually fine and identity is fluid, but never actually makes a good argument.

aside from the very strong personal reaction i have to this book (i.e. that the advisor was Wrong and that it was weird for this (german-indian) author to present this case) the biggest problem i have is that it used a real life mass shooting to prove a point. there was a hate crime in hanau, germany, that becomes a plot point in the book, but it revolves around people connecting that shooting to the fictional advisor, and i just think that's shitty, actually!

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small game is the debut novel by blair braverman who is a survivalist and who raises sled dogs which rules. it is about a survivalist who goes onto a survivalist reality show, only for all the cameras to vanish halfway through, leaving the contestants to wonder: did something happen? have they been forgotten? is this all just a part of the show? or is something more sinister going on?

let me spoil the answer for you: the network lost funding, canceled the show, and something went wrong that meant that the contestants were never picked up. now you do not have to slog through ~150 pages of the contestants having that exact debate, weird gross survivalism, incredibly strange and upsetting animal and human deaths, and a really bizarre dubcon-y love story.

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singer distance has a premise that i really loved: earth begins getting messages from mars that people realize are actually mathematical communications. after a certain point the math becomes too advanced; enter crystal, a genius mathematician who figures out the solution... and then disappears.

this book is not about crystal. it is about her college boyfriend, who feels inadequate to her and feels bad about it. after she goes missing he spends years pining after for her. eventually it is revealed that the two of them had a kid together and the kid finds him and they search for her together. i was really hoping for a fun and interesting scifi alternate history type thing and instead it was just a book about a sad boring man

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cover is an indie comic miniseries about a comic book artist who is drafted into international espionage. the art was really nice but i haven't read bendis comics in years and i forgot how far up his own ass he gets, especially when it comes to how many words per page he writes. and this was especially navel-gazey, just talking constantly (constantly) (CONSTANTLY) about The Art Of Comics and how good it is. there also wasn't enough espionage.

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how to give up plastic & how to save the world for free are two different and unrelated books that fall into a category i'm trying to read more of, i.e. the practical environmentally-friendly guide. these books had the same problem: the advice was fucking stupid! how to give up plastic said that if companies send you unnecessary plastic packaging, you should ship it back to them to make a statement (what!!!!!!) and every idea in how to save the world for free cost money.

i think my biggest problem with books like these is that most of the advice is for 1) homeowners, because so much of the advice tends to be like "compost in your yard" or "install solar panels," and 2) people who have never considered buying reusable bags or water bottles. i am trying to find something with advice that is practical and cheap (the climate diet is the closest i've gotten, some of it is ridiculous but some of it is genuinely applicable) but these books just gave stupid fucking advice

#waveridden.ask #cedardivine #THANKS CEDAR HAHA this was fun #do ppl still put long posts under cuts

[hyyukas]

BLAIR'S GUIDELINES!

I write for txt, enha and riize

reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated and give me most of the motivation to write anything on here so if you could leave anything then that'd be great!

this is a nsfw 18+ blog, if you're under 18 or an ageless blog, i cannot stress this enough please do not interact or request or I'll block you

that being said, I cannot control what you do online, I am asking for you to not interact but I am not responsible for the media you decide to consume

this is just a general list, and depending on different contexts things might change. even if something is requested that is in the I will write about section, there is no saying 100% that i will do it. if it makes me uncomfortable for any reason, i will not do it. specify what you want, the kinks, the story if you want there to be some kind of plot

i will write about:

dominant & submissive reader. boypussy (so like male idols with pussies). i will write for the reader with a dick or pussy, whatever you want-please specify if needed (I write for male, female and gn but I do prefer m and gn). hybrid idols/reader. cnc I might, but this one very heavily depends on the context of the ask/request. drabbles, headcanons, reactions & mtl, poly relationships/threesomes.

i won't write about:

explicit suicide or suicide attempts, implying it can depend on the request but i won't outright write about it. ships (though as said before i will do poly or threesomes). yandere, I just cannot write it well. pedophilia. ageplay (mommy/daddy kinks r fine tho). beastiality, like with actual animals. incest. rape play/non-con, anything to do with shit, piss or vomit. anything to do with feet. anything with pregnancy or babies (breeding's fine sometimes but reader will be infertile/on contraceptives)

#© hyyukas #txt smut #enha smut #enhypen smut #riize smut

[pmatga]

Just found your blog and I really like it ❤️ so if it's not too much trouble more head cannons about your OC please

you didn't specify which oc you meant so fuck it. you get Multiple

blair spellman

idk if i've ever mentioned it before (i probably have and i just forgot lol) but she has fire powers like her dad! they aren't as strong as his are though bc she's still alive and fleshy and made up of water. she really doesn't use her powers for anything more than lighting a cigarette when she can't find her lighter, however; that's bc she can't control them all that well. like she's not accidentally setting shit on fire left and right (not since puberty at least), but if she has a great emotional outburst (especially an angry outburst), Bad Shit might happen. thankfully blair didn't really inherit their father's temper so Bad Shit doesn't really happen all that often. don't get me wrong, they Do have issues with anger but that's more due to trauma than anything related to bets (plus she deals with her anger issues in a different, yet still unhealthy way)

is the type to wear axe body spray in lieu of Actually showering because "it’s basically the same thing, right?"

prefers nightclubs to house parties.

another thing that i don't remember if i've ever mentioned before: they were on the track team back in high school. their coach once told them that if they worked hard enough, they could really go places (funny how that worked out). she's not nearly as good of a runner than she used to be, but she can still, say, outrun a swarm of ghosts if she tries hard enough (adrenaline is crazy man)

their last name, spellman, is a surname they decided for themself. and even after reconnecting with their mom's side of their bio family, they still keep their last name as spellman. it's Important to them.

has little to no social media presence. like they have accounts but they never post, they mostly just lurk

she accidentally burned down the last place she worked at (a 7/11). an argument between her and a coworker got heated (pun only slightly intended) and…well. i'm sure you can guess. thankfully no else aside from blair & her coworker were there and they got out more or less fine, so she didn't kill or seriously injure anyone (and she's lucky she didn't). and bc they could never really prove it was her---everything pointed to an electrical fire, even if they could never figure out how the fire got started so quickly nor why it didn't spread beyond the store---she never got in trouble for it nor did she have to pay for it. it scared the shit out of her though, and ever since she tends to stay away from the vicinity.

robert jadeite

if he were in the show, there'd be a running joke abt him having Just So Many shitty jobs. does he just quit/get fired a lot, or does he actually have 15+ jobs? we will never know. for example: waiter, late night gas station attendant, cashier at pacmart (walmart), working the drive-thru at pacdonalds (mcdonalds), pacbucks barista (or maybe starpacs? idk), the guy at a water park who tells you when you can go down the slide, etc. he has so many jobs and he hates every single one of them.

has a semi-popular youtube (pactube?) channel. all his videos are either "sitting in my car or on my kitchen/bathroom floor" style rant vids or 1-3 hour long vids on a hyperfixation-induced rabbit hole he'd gone down.

prefers house parties to nightclubs.

has pretty bad insomnia. he's lucky if he gets 4-5 hours of sleep a night.

he's a college dropout (mental health reasons + mid-semester identity crisis) and was majoring in marketing prior to that. he currently doesn't know what he wants to do with his life and doesn't like thinking abt it bc thinking abt the future scares him.

orbitalia spheros

she’s betrayus & stratos’ half-sister and her bio dad is japanese (or pac-japanese? since tokyo is called pac-tokyo). she didn't meet her bio dad until later in life, as rotunda never told him abt orbitalia's existence. things were shaky between the two of them at first (orbie & her dad i mean) but they're more or less alright now

sunny and orbitalia were best friends back in high school. they drifted apart some in college but they were still very close. orbie & zac were Also friends but weren't As close as she and sunny were.

she Does Not have a good relationship with either of her brothers; she's never really been close with either of them tbh. it's mostly why she almost never comes down to pacopolis except to pick up elliptica whenever she visits.

has made a few attempts to get back into the dating scene over the years, but each and every time these relationships end up dissolving bc her heart's just...not into it (and also bc well. never receiving closure on whatever happened to her husband kinda makes it hard for her to properly grieve which makes it hard to Actually move on). she's still friends with most of her exes though.

akahiro murasaki

was Not A Fan of his in-laws. this is mostly for two reasons: 1.) if there is one thing that both of the spheros brothers are equally good at, it’s at testing the patience of everyone forced by social convention to interact with them, and 2.) orbitalia told akahiro Some Really Concerning Shit abt growing up with rotunda as a mother and stratos & betrayus as brothers. y'know that thing where you're telling someone what you think is a funny story only for them to look at you in horror bc it was actually traumatic? yeah. so while he was willing to be civil for orbitalia's (and later elliptica's) sake, he didn't really go out of his way to be overly friendly to them.

is a transhet man (he/him), he & orbitalia were t4t

liked wearing boots with slight heels (much like his brother-in-laws ironically enough). not really so he'd seem taller (he was 5'9" and was perfectly content with that) but bc they looked good and that's it

was quietly self-confident. he looked good, he was good at what he did, he knew it, and he didn't necessarily feel the need to flaunt it (those kind of ppl annoyed the hell out of him tbh).

that being said he Did have some insecurities, mostly abt whether or not he was actually a good husband and (later on) a good father. as i've said before, he wasn't the most emotionally demonstrative person in the world and he worried abt whether or not orbitalia & elliptica knew that he loved them. orbitalia did (even if she did occasionally have her doubts bc anxiety be like that) and elliptica did too (at the time, at least. nowadays elli's not entirely sure)

gwendolyn hollow

her voiceclaim is sally from the nightmare before christmas

you know how i once mentioned that she uses secret tape recorders to record things? yeah. she does that so 1.) she doesn't have to just rely on her poor memory, 2.) she can decipher anything she doesn't understand later, and 3.) as a sort of audio diary.

is an appreciator of small things, like buttons and strings of ribbon, rocks, animal bones, and such. sometimes she will stare at little things that interest her for so long that griffin or even the good doctor pacenstein himself have to tell her to “move along, girl.”

slightly related to the above hc: pacenstein & griffin call her "girl" a lot. keep in mind she's at least 20 years old.

her middle name, elizabeth, is derived from pacenstein's ex-fiancée elizabeth from way back in the 1800s. and yes it's fucking weird that a.) griffin let his great+ uncle name his first and only child and b.) pacenstein named his grand niece after his ex. like sure it's just her middle name but still. weird shit.

isn't allowed to interact or even show her face to any visitors to pacenstein manor. this is bc the last time she interacted with a visitor (it was literally just to take their coat), they took one look at her, got freaked out, and made an excuse to leave. she was never really told Why but was led to believe it was bc she resembles her great-uncle. it's not.

genuinely doesn't know Jack Shit abt almost anything that's happened outside the castle and what little she Has learned has been history from like...200 years ago, so nothing recent. a whole fucking WAR happened within her lifetime and she's completely unaware of any of it.

griffin hollow

as the caretaker of pacenstein manor and the only one who can/is allowed to leave the castle, he’s usually the one who takes care of dr. pacenstein’s personal affairs---gathering supplies and equipment for them both (yes sometimes this includes Literal Graverobbing), arranging meetings with potential clients, and finding out any recent developments in pacworld (never hurts to keep informed!).

is really fucking cowardly and tends to bend towards dr. pacenstein's will, especially where gwen is concerned. he is Far Too Willing to throw her under the bus if it means getting his great+ uncle's approval.

much like his great-uncle (and much like most of his contemporaries tbh), he believes that his intelligence is far superior to most people’s and that others should be grateful to bask in his presence. unlike his great-uncle (and most of his contemporaries), however, he also knows that this isn’t a stance that endears him to others, so he usually shuts up abt it.

he doesn't express anger in the traditional sense. like he won’t yell (most of the time), get physically violent (again most of the time), or even directly tell someone he’s angry. instead, he chooses to express anger by doing this…passive-aggressive, just downright weird shit whenever he's mad abt something. like "accidentally" locking someone in a room/out of the house, hiding things (usually sentimental possessions or necessary items like keys), turning off the heating/air conditioner with no warning, etc..

#blair spellman #robert jadeite #orbitalia spheros #akahiro murasaki #gwendolyn hollow #griffin hollow #pmatga oc #pmatga #asks #anonymous #also i guess these aren't Really hcs bc i decide what is canon with them #but you get the idea

[birdsthatsingaftermidnight]

The Current UK Prime Minister is a Shitweasel and the Next One Could Well Be Worse OR I've Noticed A Trend About The Five Most Recent People Allegedly Running The Country

Every PM we've had since the turn of the millennium is in competition to be the Worst Prime Minister of the 21st Century.

Let's take a look.

Tony Blair (1997–2007) - Illegal war in Iraq.

Gordon Brown (2007–10) - There are genuinely only two things I can remember him doing. As Chancellor under Tony Blair, he announced that there was an end to the "boom and bust" economy and that things would remain gloriously boom in that department forever more. Then, as Prime Minister, the country went into the deepest recession it's experienced since the Second World War. The second thing was he lost the election in 2010.

David Cameron (2010–16 ) - But don't worry! Here's David! He gave the country a referendum on whether or not to leave the EU and didn't have any plan whatsoever as to what to do should the Leave vote win, and so quit instead of dealing with it.

Theresa May (2016–19) - decided to trigger the two year deadline to get everything sorted for leaving the EU without having anything whatsoever planned for how to do this and no agreement inside her own party on how to do it, never mind in the rest of the House. In order to get some sort of upper-hand over Boris, she held a snap election to prove she had the support of the country and destroyed her party's healthy majority instead! Basically, she's like me when I had to write an essay. I knew the deadline was approaching but I didn't actually do any work until the week it was due. Only instead of giving herself seven days to write a 2000 word essay based on book study, seminars and lecture notes, it was leaving the EU without any sort of agreement in place because the opposition wouldn't vote for anything she put forward and she no longer commanded a healthy majority so it really mattered if any Tories voted no.

Boris Johnson (2019– ) - I don't have enough to time to list everything. I have to sleep at some point. Basically, Boris thinks Boris is a charismatic, popular head of state who just needs everyone to stop harping on about how he literally broke the law and got caught and fined for it and literally lies to parliament whenever he gets into a sticky situation and assumes everyone will believe him. When they don't believe him because of all the evidence proving what he did is abundant, resoundingly clear, and pretty much watertight, he seems to think that because he's said sorry to the House we should just forgive him and let him get on with being the charismatic, popular head of state he could truly be if only people would stop saying things like "How could you give a government job to a person you'd been warned was a sexual predator" and "sorry, could you explain one more time how you thought it was a work meeting when there was cake, wine, and people singing happy birthday?" and even "So the guy was caught breaking the rules about How To Be An MP Without Taking Bribes and you literally tried to change those rules so you wouldn't have to fire him?"

The rats are deserting the sinking ship Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Secretary of State for Health both resigned today, but it's okay. He's gone and appointed a person who once claimed over £5,000 in expenses - paid for, as the say, by the British tax payers - in order to pay the electricity bill for his stables. Sure, it was in 2013, but if you can't tell that your stable block's electricity bill is on the same bill as your house's bill because you never thought "Ooh, that looks like quite a large number for the electricity needs of a second home that I need to use so I can attend parliament and thus can claim expenses on" which has its own damn stable block my god you can't buy a house in London without several wealthy relatives dying and leaving you all their wealth and his second home has a stable block and we're paying to subsidise this sort of thing then honestly, is he the sort of chap we want in charge of the treasury just as we're barrelling head long into a recession? I would argue not.

Boris Johnson has never, since being in the public eye, broken up with a partner. Even the wife undergoing cancer treatment that he was cheating on with his current wife had to deal with both that and actually being the one to point out that the relationship wasn't working. Apparently he also feels the same way about his job. He will never break up with being Prime Minister. Let's hope the Tory party actually gets rid of him as their leader, because it's either that or waiting for the next election and hoping like hell that the country has come to its senses and will vote them out. I'm not hopeful, because everyone on this list but Gordon Brown has actually won an election. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

I despair.

#UK politics #Boris Johnson #our prime minister is the worst #and that really is saying something #politics #despair

[fireflysprincess]

SAFESHIPTEMBER DAY 3: RELAXING

i forgot to do anything for yesterday but today is me and azuma's anniversary so i 100% HAD to write a little something!

once again it's just a small thing but i had fun with it!

happy anniversary to my buffalo i love him sm <3

There’s not many days where one actually gets to relax in this world. Between the DGP and everything else that happens with being a rider, it’s hard to find time for a break.

Sometimes though, it happens. A peaceful moment between everything where everyone gets to enjoy a few days to themselves. Where nothing is happening… it's nice. Perhaps boring to some, but not to Blair. Things have been so tiring lately, so exhausting. But it’s fine. He finally found a chance to rest. 

He had gone to Azuma’s place, because of course he did. That’s where he always goes, he practically lives there now. A place he feels safe, a place he feels loved. And there’s not a lot of places like that when you can be summoned back to play these damn games at any point, no matter where you are. But despite the knowledge that could happen at any time, he never quite feels like it’ll happen here, he never feels like anything bad will happen here.

He’s wrapped around Azuma like the snake he is, all of his limbs curled around the man, his head snuggled nicely into his chest. The noises of the movie Azuma let Blair pick out played in the background, but it wasn’t one they were quite paying attention to. Desperately, Blair just wanted the affection that day, to be with Azuma and not having to worry about the DGP whatsoever. 

Azuma, however, wasn’t the best with this. Relaxing, at least. He had a goal, one he was trying so hard to achieve, he never really thinks about doing things outside of the DGP much. He just simply goes about the motions in his life, one could hardly call that living, but he didn’t care as much as long as his wish was granted and his ideal world became true. Blair complicates this. Blair complicates a lot of things for him, but it’s not an unwelcome complication. He doesn’t remember the last time he’s felt affection from another human being, the last time he’s had someone just hugging him in any manner, the last time he’s done simple, mundane things like this without a care in the world. It was strange. It’s something he never thought he’d actually care about doing anymore, spending time with another person, but he’s oddly glad he is. He’s glad for this simple, boring day.

He has his hand on Blair’s head, messing with his hair absentmindedly as he has his other arm wrapped around him. The two were relaxing in each other’s arms, forgetting about the worries and troubles of the world and their lives. Things would likely change, tomorrow would be a new day, a new chance for another game to start. But for now, it was peaceful, and the comfort they found within each other radiated around them, a singular thought in their heads.

'Sometimes boring days are the best days.'

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[robotvampire]

Alsoo, one of the routes I'm playing the mc is like very chill and somewhat friendly but also "well if I end up having to kill this dude at least I'll be hell's vip" and I was thinking about which Ro's could love a mc who thinks like that, and I think Nora would be okay, Sameer like depends, and Blair definitely not because of their kids. But what if... Mc ends up forming a friendship w/ them without ever saying that's how they actually think and then the Ro's find out. So... Which ones would try to change mc's mind and how would they do it? And which ones would be like 'nah this person is toxic as fck get out of my life'? And how they would feel about it independently of their decision (letting mc stay in their life or being like bye) aaaaaa

You don't need to answer it cause I feel this might be borderline spoiler territory ksksksks just saying your game makes me like

Hahahahahahahaha. 😂

Because the friendship/romance choices are separate from plot choices and you can choose to lie/omit things, there will be a lot of possibility for this.

As such, I'll answer this loosely under a 'read more'. ⬇️

Sameer - There's never really a point where he wants to change MC's mind, per se. His goal with inviting MC to join him is to show them that there are others options besides what they may have been told - to give them more choice.

If MC has all those choices and still chooses to act against him at all (even if only in their mind), he'd have a very, "Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?" (Doctor Who reference, anyone?) vibe about it. He would be fine with still having MC in his life.

Blair - They would be furious and would feel like they didn't really know MC at all. They wouldn't try to convince them of anything because they wouldn't feel like they're worth it. They'd just want them out of their life as quickly as possible.

It's also important to note that, even if MC and Blair end up having a very close relationship, Blair is still first and foremost going to be loyal to Sameer, so they're going to do whatever they think they have to do to protect him.

Nora - She's a bit trickier to answer this for! If she doesn't know that MC is potentially fine with killing Sameer, this presumably means that she thinks that they want to go another route, which means that her opinion about the prophecy has likely at least somewhat been altered.

This is going to cause quite a bit of distress for her, especially if she has developed a friendship with Sameer at all. However futile it may be, she's going to try to convince MC to change their mind the same way she changed her mind.

She wouldn't want to end the friendship entirely, but she wouldn't trust or respect MC as much. So... things would get pretty awkward.

#asks #RO #ft spoilers

[secretobsessionstuff]

Hi!!! First time messaging, long time reader and huge fan of all your Blair fics.

I was looking at your currently being written list and wanted to request some additions to: *Sick Blair, first time sick with Dakota*

+++ She hasn’t had a bug since pre school and doesn’t remember much. She has no idea what symptoms and warning signs to look out for so Dakota actually notices her bloated belly and hears it gurgle before she does, and he has to break the news to her. She gets very anxious, admitting she doesn’t remember what a stomach bug is like and she doesn’t know what to do for herself. Dakota promises to stay with her the whole time, gently preparing her for what’s coming. He has her describe how she’s feeling every so often, knowing she might not know when it’s time to get to the bathroom.

This request lined up pretty nicely with what I already had planned! It's fun when things work out :) Thank you, 🙊 anon!

Like before with Madix's fic, this is Blair's first time sick with her respective partner, Dakota. Of course this takes place near the beginning of their relationship.

First Time Sick: Blair

Six months into the relationship and Dakota was not shameful about burping in front of his date. 

Blair not so much. 

She wished she had his easy-going nature, but sadly she was just a blushing mess when it came to vulnerability. That night she was more flushed than usual as her stomach let out wet gurgles. Every burp that bubbled up from her belly was quickly pushed down, creating a knot of discomfort and gas in her abdomen. She didn’t understand why she was feeling so gross. The food they ate for dinner had been good. Healthy. Chicken breast with steamed veggies. It was simple because they were acting as each other’s coaches, helping the other in the gym, and encouraging good eating habits. 

They had met in the gym and bonded over their shared goals. Dakota was her biggest cheerleader as he lifted her up by the waist so she could reach the pull-up bar. And Blair was always giving him tips to improve his form with each squat. 

Of course, this level of friendship came later. At first it had been awkward smiles and hesitant requests for a spot. Blair didn’t like doing bench presses, but she soon grew to love them because it’s what got them talking. She needed a spotter and her gym crush had been conveniently hanging around. She saw her shot and she took it. 

Dakota gave her a firm pat on the back after lifting the bar out of her trembling arms. “Damn that was good. You sure you don’t do this often?” 

“Not really,” Blair had said as she shook out her muscles. “It’s not my favourite exercise.” 

“Then why do it?”

“I guess I just wanted an excuse to talk to you.” She swung her leg over the bench and stood up, extending a hand towards the guy. “I’m Blair.” 

“Dakota.” He shook her hand.

Blair was suddenly hyper aware of the sweat between their palms. She wiped her hand on her leggings. “Sorry about the sweat.” 

“Don’t be. You train hard,” Dakota said. “I see you almost every day.” 

“So, you’ve been watching?” 

He shrugged and grabbed the back of his neck. He gave a nervous laugh. “I uh—it’s hard not to. I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable or—”

“It’s fine. I’ve been watching too.” She winked, making Dakota’s face turn red from something other than the workout. “Do you maybe want to get breakfast afterwards?” 

Dakota felt like her couldn’t speak fast enough. “Yes. Yes, absolutely. I’ll meet you outside the locker rooms.” 

Obviously, the date went well because they were still dating six months later. Blair still hadn’t warmed up to the point of burping in front of him—or anything else for that matter—and it was turning her stomach into a noisy mess. 

The food tasted fine, except she still had this feeling of heavy nausea settling into her gut. Her skin was prickly with warmth and her muscles were sore as if they’d done a workout that morning. This achy, sick feeling came on quickly and out of the blue. It made Blair anxious since it had been a while since she’d thrown up. Was this nausea enough to make her sick? 

She was one of those people who was proud of her no-vomiting-streak. Thank God for this streak because she hated vomiting. She hated the total loss of control that came with it. Shaky and at the mercy of her body. It was horrible. As a kid, she never managed to make it to the toilet on time. One moment she was feeling a little queasy and the next she was losing her lunch all over her desk at school. Or she was lying on the couch with vomit down her front, yelling for her mom to come quick. Yeah, she did not want to experience that again.

A belch died in her throat—she smothered it, not letting the pocket of air burst out of her mouth. It tasted bad, like rotten eggs, and she shivered. The two of them sat on the couch, watching a movie while their dinner digested in their bellies. Blair wasn’t sure that her stomach was doing much digesting. It felt like a tight ball of gum, with everything knotted up inside her. 

Dakota frowned at his girlfriend. He was still blown away by that word. His girlfriend. The girl he’d been so taken with at the gym was now nestled in the space between his arm and his torso. It felt right to him, but still something about his girlfriend was off. She seemed restless. He could hear the noises that her stomach made and wondered if she was okay. The rumbling didn’t sound like hunger. Her tense posture also told him that something else was going on. 

“Dinner sitting okay?” he asked, rubbing her shoulder with the hand that he had draped around the couch. 

“Um…yeah. Why?” 

“Your stomach is making a lot of noises.” His frown deepened as he saw her press a fist into her mouth. Her throat moved like she was swallowing something. All that came out was a hiccup. He took his hand away from the back on the couch and looked at her properly. “You know you can burp, right? I really don’t care.” 

“I know.” 

“Do you? Because it sounds like you’re suffering.” 

Blair’s stomach chose that moment to voice its agreement. It let out a long whine. She curled her arms around her torso and blushed. “Sorry.”

“Nothing to apologize for. Do you want tea or something to settle your stomach?” 

“No. I’ll just be right back.” And she left quickly in the direction of the bathroom. 

Blair closed the bathroom door behind her, then leaned against the sink. She was thankful that the room was clean, unlike the bathrooms of other boys that she used to date. This one was free of beard hair around the sink, and the ground was not littered with wet towels. She’d been in Dakota’s bathroom before but never to moan miserably over the sink. 

Her stomach was killing her. She pressed her palm against her abdomen, feeling air and food squirm around insider her. A burp escaped past her lips. It was deep and wet, and felt good to bring up.

The second belch did not feel as good. It coated her tongue with saliva, making her lean toward the sink. Nothing came up but empty burps. She definitely felt sick enough to throw up, but she didn’t know how high the nausea had to climb before she did. It was not something she wanted to discover in her boyfriend’s apartment.

She hadn’t realized how long she’d been in the bathroom until Dakota knocked on the door. It made her jump. 

“Blair, are you okay? Do you need anything?” 

She sighed. He was so sweet. But it wasn’t his responsibility to deal with her right now. And she didn’t want him to see her throw up—if that was really about to happen. Her body was shaky as if she chugged an entire cup of coffee. It was happening. She was losing her grip on her own body. It was this feeling of betrayal. And shame. 

She had to leave. 

Instead of answering Dakota, she opened the bathroom door. It startled him and he stepped back. His intense look of concern made her want to throw her hood over her head and pull the draw strings tight. God, his eyes were so soft and understanding. And he was holding a mug of tea! 

“I know you said you didn’t want anything, but I thought ginger tea would help.” 

“That’s nice, but my stomach is really upset.” 

“I know.” He looked almost sad. “That’s why I made you this.” He extended the cup towards her, and she could feel the warmth spread up her nose. The smell wasn’t bad, but her tummy couldn’t take any strong scents. 

Blair spoke with her hand over her mouth. “I think I’m going to leave. I don’t know why I feel so sick.” 

“Oh…” he set his mug on the kitchen counter. The two of them had wandered back out into the open space. With better lighting Dakota could see that she was flushed and shaky. He was sure that if she had taken the cup of tea, that she would have dropped it. “I don’t mind if you stay. You don’t look well enough to walk home.” 

Blair moaned. “Ugh I don’t know what’s wrong with me.” 

“You know,” he started, thinking about the fact that the food hadn’t upset his stomach, “you might have caught a stomach bug.” 

“God, I hope not. I don’t even remember what that’s supposed to feel like.” 

“Well…” He laughed nervously. There was one definite thing he knew to watch out for. “Do you feel like you’re going to throw up?” 

“I don’t know.” 

“How can you not know?” 

“I been a while okay.” That’s when Blair crossed her arms over her chest. She didn’t like this. Not one bit. Her tummy was swirling, her head was stuffy, and a really nice was guy was worried about her. Nope, didn’t like that. 

“Alright.” He put his hands in the air, not wanting to make her more anxious than she already was. He didn’t want her to do this blindly, without any sense of what to expect. “What does it feel like now?” 

Blair swayed on her feet. She felt all sorts of thing that she didn’t want Dakota to know. Hell, she couldn’t even burp in front of him, and now he was asking for a list of symptoms. 

“Blair please, I want to help.” He took a small step towards her. His voice got much softer. “It’ll be less unexpected if you tell me.” 

“It feels like…” she began. He did feel safe, like nothing could be that bad as long as he was there with her. “…like my throat is tight and I need to burp. And my stomach…just hurts so much.” Her voice cracked on the last part. She didn’t know how else to say it. “My roommate had a bug a few days ago.” 

“Oh, Bee” he said, pulling her into a hug. She hated being called bae, but she seemed to like Bee, so that’s what Dakota stuck with. She accepted the hug and buried her face in his chest. He was warm. His sweater soaked up her tears. He heard her sniffle. “Don’t cry. It’s gonna be fine.”  

From inside the hug, Blair hiccupped, and then let out a long burp. It was wet and left a rotten taste in her mouth. 

 Dakota’s firm pat on her back startled her, then she felt his chuckle come through his ribcage. “There you go,” he said with a smile. He grabbed her shoulders to break away from the hug. “Did that help?” She shook her head, and Dakota’s smile faded. “Do you feel worse?” 

She nodded just as another burp made her shoulders hitch. Something about her face must have worried him because he started to lead her back to the bathroom. 

“You just got really pale,” he said, gesturing for her to sit on the floor by the toilet. “What does it feel like now?” He sat down with her. 

“Like my stomach’s in my throat. And my mouth is flooded with saliva.” 

“Yep, yeah, that’s not a good sign.” 

Blair burped again, sending shivers over her entire her body. One second she was hot, and the next, icicles lined her bones. Goosebumps broke out across her skin. She knew that this was the right spot to be. The next belch splashed the back of her throat with something acidic. She gagged and slapped a hand over her mouth. 

Dakota put his hand flat against her back. “Come on, lean forward. That’s it.”

Blair’s shoulders rolled forward with another gag. She did not open her mouth, knowing that saliva would drip out. She felt like she was drowning in the choppiest of wasters. 

“Don’t fight it,” Dakota said. “It’s the only way you’ll feel better.” 

Blair knew that he was right. It was still overwhelming to lean into this feeling. But she did. With his gentle on her back, she opened her mouth just as a wet belch came out. It was immediately followed by a gush of vomit that splattered into the toilet. Her tummy spasmed painfully. It was a terribly weird sensation, not to mention unpleasant. 

“There you go. Good job,” Dakota said, giving her firm pats between her shoulder blades. “You sure you don’t do this often?” 

She wanted to smirk at the memory of their first meeting, but the next wave came surging up her throat. She let out a choked sob. The worst part was that every gush just kept coming, leaving her no time to breathe in between. Her belly kept tightening, her chest hitching, her eyes squeezing shut. And she could do nothing but wait it out. This was the feeling that she dreaded.

“Oh God,” she mumbled between burps. Her lips were slick with saliva and her nose was running. She sniffled, feeling the irritation in the back of her throat. 

She heaved, spewing more of her undigested dinner into the toilet. At least she had made it to the toilet, she thought, with big thanks to Dakota for actually knowing what to do. God this was embarrassing. She was an adult, and totally incapable of reading her body’s own signals. Well, she did know one thing—she liked the feeling of Dakota’s heavy hand on her back. She liked feeling secure and looked after. It gave her some semblance of stability. 

With each retch, she was surprised that he was still with her. “I’m sorry,” she coughed out. Her stomach was beginning to calm down. She wondered how long she had in between rounds. She had definitely lost this round and would probably lose the others as well. 

“Why do you keep saying that?” Dakota said but it wasn’t really a question. He had wet a cloth and handed it to her. “It’s really no trouble. I’m just sorry that you’re so sick.” 

“I just…I hate feeling like a burden. I didn’t want to impose this on you.” 

“Man, you must have had some terrible boyfriends in the past. Who told you that you’re a burden? Because that’s a load of crap.” 

Blair let out a shaky exhale. It was a mix between a laugh and sigh.  “I learned it all on my own.” 

“Nope. No,” he said matter-of-factly. “You’re never gonna feel like that with me so unlearn it.” 

“Wow, you’re very passionate about this, aren’t you?” 

“See, I know you’re joking,” he said, shaking his head, “but I need you to get it. You’re not, or ever will be, a burden. Do you understand?”

Blair didn’t know what to say. Here she was with the taste of vomit in her mouth, trying not to fall too hard for a guy who she hadn’t been dating for very long. In the end she ended up just nodding her head. Her eyes were teary from her fever and the vomiting, but a small part of her wondered if there were other reasons for her glassy eyes. 

Dakota wiped his thumb over her cheek. All he needed was that simple nod. “Good.” 

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[flightfoot]

Ok, this isn't gonna happen with my fic any time soon (and I'm not quite sure how and if it's gonna happen or not), but how does Luka respond to someone confronting him? Just... I was just thinking that of everyone in the main cast besides Lila, I figured Calico would be most unsettled by Luka. See, there's this whole can of worms of him knowing Ladybug and Chat Noir's secret identities... on the off chance Blair finds out, her anger will hit him full force cause he could've prevented Marinette from going through with her plan and Blair wouldn't be stuck there in the first place. And part of me is also kinda salty with him... while I can kinda understand him putting off telling Marinette, I couldn't for the life of me understand why he didn't come clean then to stop her from doing something even he thought was wrong (since he did made an attempt to talk her out of it). I can kinda see Marinette picking his side though, both are inclined to avoiding conflict and that's on top of her seeing Blair as the aggressor and having some bias against her. This could open up an opportunity for them to talk about how avoiding potential conflict with someone you care about doesn't always solve it. Marinette may even forgive him but I'm not sure if she would fully trust him again after this fiasco... and that's all I got. So yeah, any tips on how to handle a Luka confrontation scene? His character is just so hard to read.

Definitely agreed on Luka being a hard to read character, I've struggled with him a lot. @wackus-bonkus-maximus's take on Luka actually helped me a lot with figuring out how he might think.

Best explanation for why he didn't even tell Ladybug the truth when it was relevant in Ephemeral? He didn't want to rock the boat. He's fine with giving little nudges in the right direction, and he's good at standing up to people he perceives as enemies, but he crumples when faced with needing to say things that could cause conflict with people he cares about. Fessing up that he'd lied earlier about not knowing identities would definitely cause conflict, as would pushing harder about not going through with her plan to get Chat's identity to Su-Han. While Luka DID make an attempt to talk her out of the plan, it was more of a light prodding than anything, not something that was likely to actually upset Ladybug, or damage their relationship.

Okay, looking through what you wrote again, you already seem to have a pretty good handle on Luka, honestly. I do see Marinette picking Luka's side, at least initially. She knows that Luka is kind and she likes him, while Blair rubs her the wrong way. I love the concept of them having a conversation about needing to conflict with people you love sometimes, that's definitely a conversation Luka needs to hear.

I do think Marinette would forgive him pretty easily - she'd be upset by it in the moment, but she gets past that kind of thing pretty quickly once she's had a chance to think about it, and it hasn't had any truly terrible consequences here - but I do agree that it'd damage her trust in Luka for awhile, until she was reasonably sure that he wouldn't try to lie in order to spare her feelings again, and that he'd speak up when he had relevant important info, even if would cause conflict.

As for the details on how to handle the scene... yeah I've never written anything like that for Luka. @wackus-bonkus-maximus, maybe you could take a crack at giving some tips?

#ask #miraculous ladybug #luka couffaine