#let me eat this book

[indagonightmare]

If anyone is wondering what to get me for Christmas THIS PLEASE THIS SERIOUSLY I NEED THIS AGGHHHHHHHHHH

#i need lore on the evil triangle man #hes just a little guy #let me eat this book #oooouuugghhhhh #aggghhhhhhh #eeeeeeeeeeee

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

#writeblr #warm up #i can't write rn but i have SO much words in here bc im reading the chorus of dragons books #(just started book 4) #and this woman's writing is just LIVING in my brain. let me out!!! #(i read roughly like 2-4 books a week usually bc i go on long walks with my dog but when a book is REALLY good like. it eats my life. ) #anyway ...... so like here's a story that idk i've tried to explain to other people as being wild #but maybe im the only one who thinks it is wild??? #so i play pokemon go (i just started in jan) bc i love pokemon and as i have mentioned i walk goblin for like an hour in the morning #and i don't like a lot of fitness trackers due to the fact it makes me .sad. but i also wanted the little digital rewards. enter pokemon go #anyway so they make you make friends to complete quests. so i used a reddit thread. i do not usually use reddit. i don't have an acct #i lurked. i just googled like ''pokemon go reddit '' and randomly added a bunch of numbers #i was on that page for all of 15 minutes. there are THOUSANDS of responses on that page. #here's what's wild: in that group of people. even though i am not on reddit and it was one random event once #it turns out one of those people lives in the town i live in. or at least very close. i only know this because #when we send each other gifts. it's from the same freaking area. #i can't ask them to meet up bc pokemon go doesn't have a messaging app lol but like . what are the fucking chances that #a random person posts in a random reddit thread and HAPPENS to get added by someone ELSE from their SAME TOWN #who by pure fucking CHANCE is ALSO playing pokemon go and looking for friends #i googled it there's only 42000 people in my broad region. the .......... smallness ! of the world!!!

[twentysidednerd]

i have finally finished gideon the ninth

i am. in shambles.

i am just… i am so sad and so very happy i read this and so very excited to read the sequel

i will admit, i did not block any tags on here so i already knew how some of the book would go and i’m still so very sad

now onto harrow the ninth lmaooo

#gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #tamsyn muir #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt series #call me weird #but i kinda like books that answer one question #and then leave you with seven more #like genuinely #i am still so confused about a lot #but also i fucking love that #let me try to fill in the blanks #i’ll eat that shit up

[chryseiswriting-blog]

Fuck all y’all. I’ve been pronouncing it Jean like blue jeans and I ain’t about to stop just cause some French man on YouTube told me how it’s actually pronounced 😤

Jan?!? JJJAN? Like JAUN!????

YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME IT RHYMES WITH SEAN AND IS CLOSER TO SAN AND JAN THAN APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR?!?

No. Denied. Go home, you’re drunk.

#What the fuck French pronounciation #get outta here #tsc #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #books #Jean Moreau has an Apple bottom and no one can tell me otherwise #he would wear boots with the fur #aftg fandom #aftg #tsc spoilers #French pronounciation can eat my ass #not really #but come on #Just let me be a stupid westerner

[lollytea]

i bet hunter has blonde moments a lot. he is such a little ditz sometimes.

#AGSVDJBDK #i think he has a lot of ''ditz'' moments because hes got a lot of tabs open in his brain at the same time #whenever hes too busy overthinking the more convoluted stuff he somehow forgets small but crucial details #once he starts attending hexside he gets bullied by his own locker #it keeps trying to eat him #and hes like i wont let this stop me #so he makes a potion that puts his locker to sleep for the whole school day #gus: wow awesome plan. #hunter: [smug] yeah... #gus: but uh. you need your locker to be awake in order to get your books out. whats the plan there? #hunter: ....wait...shit....

[jade-len]

do you guys think tianlang-jun would've enjoyed reading colleen hoover books or would even that be too much for him

#i wanna say no but it's... tianlang jun out of all people #i feel like he'd eat that shit up purely BECAUSE it's colleen hoover #hey do you guys know that door romance book where the lady inserts a doorknob down there #now that was enjoyable #someone give this man heavens official blessing or grandmaster of demonic cultivation please #if tianlang jun were to ever transmigrate here and i had to watch him those would be the first books i'd give him #golden terrace.... the husky and his white cat shizun.. tianlang jun let me give you some actual good romance books please #hell i'd just fuckin give him fanfiction. tarnished gold my beloved <333 #svsss #mxtx svsss #tianlang jun #the scum villain's self saving system

[gentleman-aster]

Reasons why Count Dracula is babygirl:

Fictional

Old man

Homicidal

Kinda gay

Beyond redemption

Spooky and isolated

Tries to act formal and like his plans work but is actually pathetic and kinda silly

#i can fix him :3 #Oh let's forget *certain* allegories from the book ok? #this is just a silly post! so let's just take the book literally:333 #your honor my bbg needed to eat and go on with his malevolent plans #I would play some romantic vampire music and sing and dance and spin him around musical style #while he acts like the character who isn't aware he's in a musical #cause he's not in a musical I'm just silly like that #and that's how he falls in love with me :333 #and I tell him cool science facts and intermingle them with talking about ecology and peace and love on the planet earth #and THAT'S how I fix him :333 #still a bloodsucker tho #count dracula #dracula daily #dracula

[silver-the-hedgeblog]

Things Silver is known to eat

Apples (Sonic Channel, various official artworks)

Apple Flavored Calorie Bar (Sonic Pict Iblis Timeline Wallpaper)

Chili-Dogs (Sonic Generations, Archie Sonic)

Pumpkin Dumplings (Sonic Channel Sonic Comic)

Pizza (Sonic 30th Anniversary Emoji Set)

#Let me know if I missed anything #I haven't read the cook book yet #I've heard he makes a “Rivals Chili Dog” and a few other recipes in that #He's also been at two parties with cake but we don't see him eat any #silver the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #analysis #long post

[bubbledtee]

something in me thinks that if you were dating him, modern!80s!james would call you “honey” when you’re alone together.

#idk if this makes sense but he def loves acting like a little married couple at the end of the day #he calls you ‘honey’ and feed you little bites of whatever food he’s eating #he’ll let you snuggle up to him while you read a book and he watches tv #sometimes he’ll ask what you’re reading about #and he’ll be tucking your hair behind your ear all gentle #this is completely self indulgent #and incoherent #but someone understands me i’m sure #james hetfield #papa het #modern!80s!james #bub’s thoughts

[rivilu]

Vampire familiars are so fucking interesting by the way. Both in a Watsonian 'who are you, what brought you here, why do you STAY in this position, what keeps you' way and a Doylist ''how did we go from R. M. 'tried to take down Dracula with his bare hands when he realized he was getting scammed' Renfield to the current common interpretation of vampire familiars as complete pushovers' way

#vampire thoughts #classic lit #because lets be real im mostly thinking about renfield #noone tell me if there's a familiar in the vampyre or carmilla i havent gotten to read those yet im assuming he is the first one <3 #the answer to my rhetorical question is that most media following dracula 1931 tends to take more inspiration from that than the book #and then from eachother jsdf so you get things like the renfield 2023 movie where renfield is literally just jonathan harker #but he also eats bugs jksdfs

[sunshades]

shall wait maybe to the next update to write more bc this will be definitely get more content but deeply fascinating that cathy ends up with this association with the mirror -which in the context of the game, represents change and mutability- while we witness in the present a lot of the abuse heathcliff receives keeps bringing back a supposed unability to change and become "a man of quality"... those cycles, man

#bell.txt #canto vi spoilers #i'll write a good post when we get more shit i swear. but theres already so much even just from the stuff hindley said #hilariously enough hindley gave me book!heathcliff vibes in some stuff he said like #yes he is more impulsive than how book h is very calculating #but smth about those You'll Never Change made me flash back to 'lets see if the tree wont grow as crooked with the same wind to twist it' #its a v fun adaptation of the same story. its bending in to eat its tail. fascinating

[martianbugsbunny]

It's giving Kalluzeb in the jungle of Yavin

#let me continue to be insufferable about these lads through other people's poetry #I beg of you #kalluzeb #alexsandr kallus #garazeb orrelios #zeb #star wars #Star Wars rebels #yavin #poetry #princess academy #the forgotten sisters #shannon hale #honestly it could be either of them about the other #benefit of having two big beefy guys in love is that 'your voice is low' applies to both of them lol #also they both look like the type of dude to eat meat #I regret life as I look at that last sentence #ah well #they seem like they would ditch just about anything for a good hunk of caiman alright? #(which is btw most likely the meat that the poem is referring to bc the characters in that book live in a swamp) #martianbugsbunny ships

[emathevampire]

So I’ve been having fun with my first playthrough of Baldur’s Gate 3…

#bg3 #astarion ancunin #dark urge #hes so mad that i wont let him eat brain worms or read spooky books #and every time he gets pouty with me calling me faerûn’s wettest blanket i laugh for ten million years. sassy little shit

[jojotier]

Not me thinking about a retro sci-fi au based on that book I read once where after Dirk's disappearance on a distant planet aging director Dave Strider attempts to direct a dramatized version of the search for Dirk Strider to try and come to terms with the fact that Dirks never coming back. except he can never get it right because he keeps desperately trying to rewrite the story into a version where his kid won't be dead by the end

#homestuck #dave strider #alpha dave #dirk strider #like lord this is eating me now. oh no #theres a line in the book #thats like #let me go back #this time #this time ill raise him right

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

everytime i take a tiny triangle out of the cake i made my brother comes in and cuts off a trapezium, making the cut a single clean line. it would be vaguely funny but like i made the thing and like could he not eat it all without leaving some for me

#rant #i guess #it really fucking annoys me how i have to cut off my share in everything that comes in this house ever #like always stay on alert for your food and stash away your share or its gonna be gone by morning #i dont even know why its making me frustrated enough to cry #its just. nice good food has always been a treat and motivator for me and my brother has a habit of always grabbing my share too #it sounds so silly out of context but like. ive had a lifetime of going through a bad tiring day with nothing to look forward to but #a nap and something i like to eat. and always opening the fridge to an empty container #or worse the box is there but then i get in bed with a book and open the damn thing to find half a spoonful inside. #it would be annoying once or twice but its just. all the fucking time. #i hate this survivalistic shit #its not long before i move out thank god but still #he always did it when i was young and my mom hardly ever said anything #like now if i want i can get myself some treats but when i was younger i didnt have much choice. #i havent had the time to bake in two years and prep plus baking the layer cake took two days. i put so much work in it. #and he ate half of it by the time i came back from fucking peeing. i cant even say anything because he gets fucking angry and aggressive #at the drop of a hat so im. crying in my room about it. look my feelings are not as drownable and consuming now. i generally dont #let things like that affect me too much. but i feel so young again and like the entire world is so unfair. i don't know #writing my feelings out on a tumblr blog is so much better than journalling they should recommend this shit in therapy