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The girls are fightinggg

#I can't overstate how hysterical Daeran romance on Azata path is hsnk #sitcom ass situation #also noone tell aivu that im currently wearing dragon armor #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)

#felt

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''See? Im indispensable!' Remains my favorite check success line

#He's so annoying (affectionate) #as if that was ever in doubt bitch! aside from the romance (which makes it funnier but is optional) you are the main healer kklsdjfg #you have a much more compelling claim to indispensability fghndgh #and what makes it all better is that he really is just being bratty #compared to something like camellia's im helpful am i not #which is so overwhelmingly fake i feel like im being teleported into my highschool classroom every time i hear it #he's just Like That and i love it fdjhdfngjkdgh

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Sorry im being annoying about pwotr btw. It'll happen again

#moots you caused this #the consequences are on you fdnjh

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To put it into words it's like. Elluin voice: I don't understand why everyone seems to think i'm the picture of an Azata! I'm nothing close to that, i don't get it Bro's alignment:

Elluin you're so fucking stupid..

#smack dab middle of chaotic good #and im not even trying mind you #denial is a force stronger than a dozen demon armies kdlhgmldh #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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still can't believe they facking removed wyllzel flirt banter.

#are. are the larian devs okay #i have never once heard any of the romance banter that's supposed to be in the game #which sucks because your other companions gossiping about your relationship has always been my favorite part of playing w romance #because! after act 1 i barely get ANY banter #and they're taking some of the established stuff away?/ #And established WYLL stuff? #like oh yes truly the character with the most characterization to spare. #larian. larian i reside within your walls

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One gem after another with this guy

Greatly enjoying the vibes Ulbrig brings to the table so far, that being said i know Elluin is SWEATING

#ulbrig. ulbrig honey i hate to break it to you but. um #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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im not going to look up the spoiler im not going to look up the spoiler im not going to-

#WHY IS EARLY SUNSET SO SUS #is this some sort of test where he's trying to see if you're going to buckle and change alignment #Or. #well i know mephistopheles comes knocking at some point when you play azata #WHAT IS GOING ON. MY MAN #literal robin hood came knocking and you sounded like you wanted me to kick him out

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WOW OKAY LANN

#Ι. did not ask this question last time #'you're absolutely insane. admit it wendu you're just broken' #KING ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE YOUR COMMANDER DEPRESSION EVEN ON THE GOOD TIMELINE #i guarantee you that line hurt him more than it could ever hurt wendu #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#nope

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i love when characters don't get to die

#first part of this -> areelu in elluin's trickster path #just take out the attempt for redemption and leave only the emptyness #the second part of this-> Orion's whole story arc basically

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oh he's going to be shaking like a wet chihuahua for the foreseeable future huh

Greatly enjoying the vibes Ulbrig brings to the table so far, that being said i know Elluin is SWEATING

#is there anything worse than a sylvan trickster (canon) that's also secretly fey (homebrew) to bring along into a village of old sarkorians? #woljif is probably also nervous but this is a different level #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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Aweee

#I love Aivu already. Ellu is apprehensive but to be fair he's having an identity crisis. again #dont worry my boy at least you'll live through it this time #speaking of it was SO funny of daeran to complain about azata path kdgnkdg #babygirl i promise you you'll come to appreciate the fact that he didnt go trickster jgdkgg #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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the hightown chantry was probably sheltering orphans and refugees et cetera, and you can tell this because the moment your character arrives in kirkwall as a refugee, they get locked in the chantry prison on the orders of the chantry enforcers so that everyone poor can be forced out. this was subtle foreshadowing that the hightown chantry regularly shelters woebegone innocents. you can tell because the chantry is a place the player regularly goes to, where there are never any npcs who could be remotely described as that

#dragon age #something prompted this again? oh gooood #head in hands #y know i tend to excuse those da2 players too much (for my standards) #because there very much is bias in the narrative via the writers #but then on the other hand. do people like. have eyes. can they read

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Elluin you're so fucking stupid..

#jdfgk i love him so much #this was prompted my how may times he got hit with smite good in the past 5 minutes alone #and i shit you not. if you looked him in the eye he'd still deny being good dfnkjh #something something not feeling good enough but this is a funny post not a sad post im trying NOT to think about his mental health- #and the tragedy ending for a change #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous

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Somebody help him

Greatly enjoying the vibes Ulbrig brings to the table so far, that being said i know Elluin is SWEATING

#riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous #elluin voice:Ahaha yeah! those! terrible dastardly fey! mhm!

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Greatly enjoying the vibes Ulbrig brings to the table so far, that being said i know Elluin is SWEATING

#he mentions the fey way too much dfgdjfghjdfg #the sylvan trickster that is definitely not a fucked up scraggly sort of fey thing: #sjkgss #the trickster replay with him eventually is going to be. interesting #riv finds the path that sure is wrathfully righteous