#i’ll eat that shit up

[twentysidednerd]

i have finally finished gideon the ninth

i am. in shambles.

i am just… i am so sad and so very happy i read this and so very excited to read the sequel

i will admit, i did not block any tags on here so i already knew how some of the book would go and i’m still so very sad

now onto harrow the ninth lmaooo

#gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #tamsyn muir #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt series #call me weird #but i kinda like books that answer one question #and then leave you with seven more #like genuinely #i am still so confused about a lot #but also i fucking love that #let me try to fill in the blanks #i’ll eat that shit up

[koravelliumavast]

I think if I was a Windrunner I would do exactly what Lopen does.

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #the lopen #magical abilities that make me float? oh hell yeah #I’ll eat that shit up #imagine all the April fools pranks you can do with it

[jihyoruri]

may i come over for dinner 🙏 i’ll bring some pozole or caldo de pollo if u want soup, or enchiladas, or empanadas. we can have a whole feast of different cultures

OFC YOU CAN BAE

#I’ll eat that shit up

[spideromantic]

Someone write Steddie body worship please

#I’ll eat that shit up #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #steveddie

[hanuh]

heyyy hi!! can i request a lct side story with lots of floofs? i dont wanna request anything specific cause im scared ill ruin the storyline, but could you make something with jealous!eren or jealous!y/n after seeing the other shooting a romantic scene?? maybe after that they'd go midnight drive or smth🌚🌚 thank you so muchhh hanuh!!

Thanks for the request, lovely!! Consider it added to the list!!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

#i LIVE for jealousy fics #i’ll eat that shit up #han mail #lct series

[stealingyourbones]

I bring you come Ethically Sourced Bones (antlers) and thing written at approximately 4 am. Apologies for typos or ramblings, as it is currently 4 am.

Timothy Drake is not a human. He may look it and act it, but he is not. With those he trusts he does not pretend he is human. He let's none of his features show but he will freely tell them, "I am not a human. I have never been a human. If I am ever seriously injured, allow me to tend to myself. Would be best for everyone if I did so."

None of his family believe that last part. Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Jason, Cass, Steph, Duke, and even Damian do not believe for a moment that Tim is better off locked in the Drake Manor by himself to heal on his own, no matter what he insists.

Tim does not tell them what he is. They all have asked at least once but Tim always tells them the exact same line. It is delivered with a smile and cheery tone that has undertones of something more sinister, "some secrets are best left as they are, for everyone's saftey."

Tim is not human. But this body he uses is, sort of. This body is actually a fake. It is something he constructs using psychic powers to walk and talk among People as People Do. He can only make one at a time and should this one be rendered inoperable well. It's a simple matter of concentration and a few days to remake the body from scratch. This is made easier by the fact that only one body sleeps at a time, his consciousness simply jumping between his Human Shape and his True Form.

Though sometimes, if Tim isn't paying attention and is feeling Very Relaxed, his forms will... blend some. Mostly just streaks of color appearing in his hair or on his skin, his body taking on a strange texture, or on a few extremely rare occasions long tentacles will peak out from under his shirt or jacket, wiggling and waving to show he content he is, like a dog wagging it's tail.

Far, far away, deep under the ocean his True Body rests, many colorful limbs wrapped tightly around the downed nuclear sub he dragged into his nest dozens of years ago. Tim's True Form is Large and Old. So large it hurts to imagine. He knows that in a hundred years he will miss this family dearly, but accepts this fate. He will always love them and cherish them and if they called for True Help.

Deep in the ocean, a smile spreads across the face of Titanus Na Kika as he thinks of his family so far away, yet so close as he brushes a shoulder against Jason.

Ok so according to a quick google search, this is Titanus Na Kika:

And my dude, I absolutely adore this.

Even if Tim DOES tell his family what he truly looks like, he knows that they’ll never see his true self. He’s far too deep underwater and far too dangerous to comprehend visually without any barrier to their vision.

The Batfamily knows that something is slightly off though. Superman has mentioned to Bruce that Tim’s vocal range seems to reach far higher and far far lower than a human should be able to speak. These strange guttural drones and clicks are combined with his speech like it’s simply apart of how he talks.

I’d like to think that eventually when he tells everyone, they grow used to Tim’s more relaxed form. Obviously he isn’t the true behemoth colossal creature from the deep, but he certainly no longer resembles a human in this state. They accept Tim’s strange hums and chitters and clicks as vocal inflections to his speech, they’ll high five a tentacle as they walk past Tim and hand another tentacle a hot coffee that said tentacle lifts towards a mouth that previously didn’t exist and pours the nearly boiling beverage into its open maw without flinching from the scalding heat.

Tim is a bit strange and weird, but he’s their Tim.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc comics #writing prompts #dp x dc prompt #Cryptid #Eldritch horror #Tim Drake #bones replies #dpxdc #seersnake #how did y’all figure out that the way to my heart is eldritch horror #like yall I’ll eat this shit up INSTANTLY #it makes me so happy #:)

[electric-plants]

slight hsr spoilers but—

they might as well have just impaled me on a stake

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail spoilers #hsr #hsr spoilers #hsr 2.2 #hsr 2.2 spoilers #penacony spoilers #hsr aventurine #im going to CRY #AGAIN #STOPP #im going to eat a BRICK #tfw one throw away message hits harder than the entire last part of the trailblazer mission combined💀💀 #i was going to complain that i was sad he was mostly absent for this part #but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #this message thread???? hello??? #im going to throw up #i love him sm its not even funny #going to be replaying this dumb short little message thread in my head all day smh #can’t believe i get to say im playing hsr for more than just the astral express fam now #im there for the astral express fam and him apparently #sorry you can’t give him a backstory like that #and then make him send us shit like THIS #and just expect me to be normal about it #also i do NOT want to talk about the ‘there aren’t many friends’ line #i’ll die if i think too hard about it #top ten hsr threads that emotionally RUIN me #his other thread is in the top ten too i hate this man (said while loving him dearly) #they really did not have to go that hard with his story and personality and play style and design and—

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Ridiculous obscure OJV headcanon:

Kyle (freshman year yeeting disorder recovery era) logging that he “vanquished a quesadilla” into the Recovery Record app and his therapist being all “… so you ate a quesadilla is what you’re saying, that’s great but can we use more direct terminology” lmfaoooo and he 100% phrased it like that bc he had FaceTimed Stan for meal support and when he held up the crumpled wrapper his fantasy dork best friend went “HELL YEAH DUDE YOU DEFEATED IT” bc Stan may not get it but he knows his sbf was seeing that shit as a foe to be battled, like it’s not just a tortilla with cheese. These two losers I adore them.

#them #south park #style #OrangeJuiceVerse #yes this is bc I just vanquished a quesadilla wow we love nutrients #yes I almost passed out at work earlier bc I’m fucking stupid and have a goddamn eating disorder #my partner has discovered that one thing I’ll eat is Taco Bell cheese quesadillas with a shit ton of Diablo sauce #so I’m not tempted to panic and throw it up in fear of something bad happening if I digest something lmfaoooo #he got out of the shower and went ‘hey honey did you eat while I was gone’ #and i triumphantly held up the wrapper and said ‘I vanquished this shit’ #god why am i like this #and why did I South Park all over it

[funkii4-blog]

I’ve seen several people guess that although the teaser reveal for PV’s first show seems all cutesy and innocent, it’ll have an unsettling fucked up analog horror style to it (as will the rest of PV’s shows). And you have no idea how happy that would make me

+this tweet from Shadow, one of the series’ editors:

He seems really excited for what’s next, Cube has stated his hype as well. I can’t wait!!

#I love analog horror I’ll eat that shit up #I can’t wait for tomorrow aaaaa #smg4 #smg4 tv adware #smg4 puzzlevision

[faggotstump]

I may be getting this wrong but with communion (bread and wine if I remember correctly) being the body and blood of Christ or whatever. Does that imply that after he died Jesus’s followers consumed his body out of grief. Is that a thing I don’t know I don’t remember the Bible

#Crazy shit #sorry I was eating bread today and this came to mind can you tell there’s something wrong with me #tw cannibalism #church tag #I personally think it’s cooler. Idk I’ll shut up now sorry to everyone who’s actually religious I am sadly a little freak #ask to tag

[cahootings]

tell me why I put on a bra for a phone interview

#anyway it went really well HR lady was eating it up #and I will hear about next interview next week #and until then. well I’ll just be shitting myself

[zeb-z]

green team winning by a whole 10% above the next team, all it took is them minding their damn business

#staying in their lane. living. thriving #cryinggnr blue team coming to fuck up red and just eating shit #I need to watch a green vod because I haven’t been paying as much attention to etoiles stream nfjgj but there hasn’t really been green names #In the chat when fights go down I’ll just say that #anyways extremely nervous for whatever’s gonna happen when the timer hits 0! #mcyt #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #z speaks #live blogging

[akkivee]

SS TIER KUUKOUS FROM THE EPILOGUE OF THE MANGA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#this is vee speaking #AS IN MY MANGA MADE IT IN \(TT o TT)/ #i haven’t listened to the drama track yet but i’ll get on that sometime soon lol #but i must reiterate i am sad to see it go and that the run was devastatingly short #like two volumes compared to bbmtc and fpmtr’s 5➕ is so criminal actually #like it’s frustrating to see just how little nagosaka got compared the other runs what about nagosaka’s extra stories??????????? #it’s whatever that by nature of the story nagosaka could not be included in the grasshopper arc #but whatever happened to making a new story 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 besides the grasshopper arc we got fun little original stories in the other runs 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #it’s such a curse that osaka and nagoya are so far out of the way from the tokyo area #it’s exhausting sometimes being a nagosaka fan lmao #BUT KUUKOUS SHIT EATING GRIN AT HITOYA OFFERING TO DRIVE IS THE BEST THING AND MAX CUTE WAS JYUSHI HAPPY TO RECEIVE PRAISE FOR HIS LYRICS #IT WAS FUN SEEING SASARA FLOP AROUND ON ROSHOS BED AND THEN TEAM UP WITH REI TO GET ROSHO TO STOP WORKING #IM GOING TO MISS THE MANGA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[maxgovroom]

that clip of max saying that when he’s done racing he’s gonna start eating whatever he wants because he won’t have any restrictions anymore and kelly telling him “no no no” but not in like a funny quirky way but more in a mom scolding her kid way oh no somebody hold me back

#i’ll be showing up on national news shortly #the way my jaw dropped #let my man eat #literally the only thing he complains about is that he can’t eat shit because of the weight he has to maintain bc of his height #i’m gonna go feral #max verstappen #f1 #red bull racing #rbr #formula 1

[measlyscrapofseafood]

fave clu hc forever and always is the idea because of how he was created, by program standards clu is weird guy, “knows too much about users/the real world” and “uses terms/references things that don’t exist here” type of weird

#tron #tronblr #clu 2 #clu 2.0 #cii speaks #will always be a believer of weird guy clu #i’ll try to find some fics w examples of what i mean #i love love love the hc that he has some of flynn’s memories #even if it’s vague/more of muscle memory i eat that shit up everytime it’s so interesting

[zootopiathingz]

Boop.

Judy blinked, instinctively reaching for her nose even after Nick had already poked it. "Nick," she turned to the grinning fox with pinched brows. "Did you just--"

"Boop you?" Nick replied, his voice completely serious. "Yes. Yes, I did."

"Why?" Judy asked cautiously, still covering her nose (and her cheeks just in case they flushed without her permission).

"Because you were thinking too hard," he answered easily, shrugging as if he booped her nose at the time. (He didn't, but that didn't mean he didn't want to.)

"Well," Judy scoffed, turning her head in the other direction. "That doesn't make it right. How would you like it if I booped you?" Hah! That would show him. You really shouldn't boop other mammals noses without permission. (Especially if the noses Nick was booping were attached to attractive mammals.)

But to her disappointment, Nick only bursted into laughter, making her cheeks flush in anger. "And just what is so funny? "

"Sorry, carrots," Nick said, actually wiping a tear from his eyes. "But can you even reach my face?"

"Course I can," Judy said confidently, her smiling falling when Nick started laughing again.

"Yeah," he snickered into his paw, pissing Judy off even more. "I'm sure if you hopped you could."

If anyone asked Judy later, she would simply say that she was pushed to her limit and had absolutely no recollection of her choice in the decision of yanking down Nick's tie (thus reaching his face) and kissing him.

But she would also say that she didn't regret it.

author's note: and thus concludes my first wildehopps fic <3 happy booping day babe!!!!

AAAAAAAAA OMG??!?!?? O M GGGG?????)

IM GOING INSANE THIS IS SO ADORABLE ITS SO FLUFFY WTFFF😭😭😭

I WASNT EXPECTING A KISS AT THE END BUT MY GOD IT WAS GLORIOUS🫶🏻🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

HAPPY BOOPING DAY MY LOVE THIS WAS AMAZING YOU’RE AMAZING💖💖💖💖💖

#this was your first wildehopps fic??? omg bby you gotta make more now #cuz I’ll be eating that shit up like a thanksgiving feast #this genuinely made my day you have no idea😭 #ily so much😘😘🩷🩷🩷🩷 #and I love my silly bunny fox duo🫶🏻 #hoping these idiots get together next year pls pls #zootopia #wildehopps #one shot #mutual fic #boop #asks #lady luxo asks