#this is vee speaking

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whoever gave rosho a complex about his sense of humour needs to be put down i am so serious

#this is vee speaking #hypanispoilers #gentaro going actually that’s a great idea and running with the bit to continue with his joke #except running around naked sounds like something gentaro would actually do amongst those who only know him as a weirdo #there was no way gentaro could recover from that rosho gagged him fr LOL

[akkivee]

quite literally the hypnosis mic experience lmao

#this is vee speaking #two different sets of radios one of which has been nuked from its only streaming service #the hypster fc exclusives such as the magazines and drama tracks #discord servers with dedicated fans for each divisions coming together to share info with each other #arb a treasure trove of info that’s not canon on a technicality (real info fake series type thing lmao) #the bum ass wiki and a fun tv tropes page lol the list can go on

[akkivee]

SOLOS!!!!!! DRAMA TRACKS!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#this is vee speaking #ALEXA PLAY WE ARE SO BACK BY OFF THE HOOK #NEW SOLOS MEANS CHARACTER LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME #WHERE WE HEADING BOYS????? WHERE ARE WE GOING??????????? #WE START KNOWING IN JUNE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[akkivee]

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#this is vee speaking #WEEUGHH ACK *COUGH* EWEUHBEWUAHHH #AAAAWAAAAHH HUHGHHH HUGH *SNIFFFF* WAAAHGHHUHGGB #UWEREHHHGHHHWWAHHG *CHOKES* HGBHBBGBGUH WAAAAAAAHGGGHUBUGHH #*COUGHS* HCKGUWWARRHHG *COUGHS* MGYHUUGAAAAAAAWAWHHHHAAAAA #c: rapping boys

[akkivee]

saw an article of a fan ranking the hypmic characters based on who they’d like to marry as an older fan and they don’t have bad taste, rosho was number one lmao but what they had to say about doppo actually killed me LOL

‘i don’t see how he’d be able to make time for me working at that black company. and even if he were to get a job at a better company, I don’t think i can beat out his childhood friend’

#this is vee speaking #the lady’s spitting ngl LMAO #hitoya number 3????? opting 2️⃣3️⃣ out so she could marry ichiro and become their sister in law????? #thinking gencha juto and rosho are most attractive??????? not bad taste at all lol #the part where she ranks kuukou at 9 bc she doesn’t think she can live the life of a monk’s wife is so funny lol #it’s a concern for sure but i’d personally rate his delinquency habits as a higher disqualifier lol #(⬅️ person who wants kuukou to beat up more people LOL) #i’m so glad people recognise hitoya’s worth as a man fr #remember that one year hitoya was the only hypmic character that made on the top 100 yumes list lmao

[akkivee]

giving the swapped bodies an expression from the soul that inhabits them…….. like arb really cooked lmao

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #my heart quite literally fell out of my chest seeing that smug expression on dice like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #dice except he’s even more baby!!!!!! and it’s saburo baby!!!!!!! uwuwuwuwuwuwu!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the smile on rio➡️rei’s face????????????? made me cough up the remaining blood in my body ITS BABYGIRL RIO EXCEPT ON REIS FACE UWUWUWUWUWUWU #lmao but when doppo➡️rio started panicking i started screaming ‘GET THAT SOPPING SALARYMANS FACE OFF THAT SOLDIER NOOOOO’ #god these events evoke so much panic and confusion in my soul still lmao #tho for the most part i was feeling these actually lmao like rei➡️doppo?????? sir?????? the flyest doppo’s looked yet actually???? 😳😳😳 #hitoya➡️saburo is so funny bc they’re VERY similar people it’s just they be going thru different situations lmao #but it was so funny seeing ichiro and jiro going ‘omfg he’s so annoying’ when hitoya➡️saburo started doing his bit LOL

[akkivee]

base meme would have suited fine but i think this was a bit more accurate LOL

#this is vee speaking #POPULAR WITH MEN KUUKOU 🙌 #THE GIRLIES THINK HES A FUNKY LITTLE GUY (SAFE) 🙌 #that ask i got about what makes kuukou attractive in that universe was so interesting i’m so serious lol #like!!!!! based on what hypmic presents us i’d say the ones popular with women are the ones who get girls screaming their names like idols #like ramuda hifumi and jyushi!!!!! and samatoki and ichiro that one time in tdd iirc!!!!!! #tdd manga also had girls fawning over nmcd so there is that in the camp kuukou does have appeal to girls in that sense #but it’s funny to me in canon we’ve seen kuukou flocked by men old people and children LOL #that reminds me of this one comic i read where bat were out in the town but jyushi and hitoya wanted to stop somewhere else i think #so kuukou waited for them outside and as he waited he slipped into meditation reciting buddhist prayers #when jyushi and hitoya came back they found him still chanting still in that deep state of mind #but passerbys had given him offerings and an old lady was praying to KUUKOU offering her thanks LOL #c: kuukou👑

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stopped by to report that gencha’s purple yam cake was absolutely awful bro i’m so heartbroken 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#this is vee speaking #i hate nuts with every fibre of my being but got so excited by purple yam cake #that i completely overlooked the very obvious cashews in the pic LOL #but i don’t mind scooping them out and i did for the most part #*crying* but the icing tasted purple 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 like idk if that was supposed to have a flavour but all i tasted was dye #and it overpowered the actual cake idk what the cake actually tasted like bc the icing was too strong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i couldn’t finish it it was too gross gentaro i’m sorry they did you dirty like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[akkivee]

arb isn’t slick lmao

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #what is this event idk!!!!!! but it was the teased event in the hypster magazine so i’m excited to eventually check it out lol!!!! #but i’m on to you arb lmao don’t think i don’t know what ichijiku’s hell flames and otome’s hair look like lol #ALSO??????? DID JIRO GET TO PUNCH A SHARK???????? #IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME TO KNOW IF JIRO GOT TO PUNCH A SHARK (⬅️❓) #c: ramuda

[akkivee]

DREAM RAP BATTLE IS AN RPG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#this is vee speaking #I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS LEARNING TO CODE BC I WAS JUST GOING TO MAKE MY OWN HYPMIC BATTLER THAT TOOK ACCOUNT OF ABILITIES AND TEAM COMPS #BC I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR THAT FOR YEARS BRO AND AM I ACTUALLY GETTING IT?????? #IN THE SUMMER OMFG????????? #I NEED MORE INFO AND FAST IM SO EXCITED LOL

[akkivee]

IM TECHNICALLY LATE FOR WORK BUT IM LOSING MY SHIT

#this is vee speaking #WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[akkivee]

g………..goddamn…………

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #i mean his dℹ️ck b🅰️lls and a💲💲 were trending for a reason LOL #i hate to say it juto but you might have to retire how do you come back from this lmao #(he started wearing a vest instead it’s cool lol) #this is like……. one of the few times i feel like they’ve actually respected rio has a bigger build than most hypmic characters lol #all of them usually have a really thin body type despite other factors saying they shouldn’t lol i’m so happy for rio

[akkivee]

hayama-san looked checked out these few days for the live so i’m not surprised he messed up in the end lol but the venue actually didn’t have a/c running so i was a bit worried some of that was the heat frying his brain ☹️☹️☹️💜💜💜

#this is vee speaking #like i was forged in the fires of hell so i could deal lol but that first day i think some of the haziness stemmed from that heated venue #very thankful no one passed out but i could tell vibes were keeping a lot of us up #it was funny tho lmao when hayama-san just didn’t start singing we ALL started screaming at him LOL #sakakihara-san and takeuchi-san kicking at him for getting caught sleeping was cute lmao #BUT THEY WERE SUPPORTING IN THE END KII-KUNS AD LIB HAD ME CRYING I ALMOST FORGOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 #THEY ARE FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[akkivee]

he’sv r eadim g mannga,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, la t e niig ht mamga read in g uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,,,,,,,,,,,,

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #*crying* *choking* *sniffling* *hacking* *wheezing* *dying* #i i hop e hte man mg a is rly go o ood……………………………. #n ot hjng aaysv a goof nights res t lik latr noght manga………………………………………. #may hiscshounen jump volune b e fulm ofbang. er #uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………………………….

[akkivee]

my hypster magazine finally came in the mail lmao and man the special feature talking about how the world is coping without mics is very interesting??? like:

crime as a whole is at an all time high

within ikebukuro, the police are doing fck all about it so the bb have volunteered their services to making the civilians feel safe

ichiro’s been a mediator within more casual disputes, expressing his desire to talk things thru if possible, jiro’s got his whole high school as a neighbourhood watch and saburo’s set up a huge surveillance system to keep watch

in yokohama, the sea port has been particularly targeted and the report says the police and yakuza have teamed up to protect the flow of commerce. katengumi has stepped up to protect the territory and rio is keeping watch via satellite images and drones

in shibuya, dice complains of disruptions in gambling dens and the lack of real gambling has dulled his senses lol. he’s trying to compensate by making his own gambling game lol and he hasn’t been able to pay his phone bill due to lack of funds so he hasn’t been able to talk to ramuda or gentaro

curiously, neither of those two were mentioned in the article, save for dice using the section to try to reach out to them

in shinjuku, the day is desolate and the night scene is busier than ever. doppo’s company has been particularly hit by logistics nightmares as they’re haemorrhaging money due to lost medical equipment. (doppo’s boss has been accusing him of stealing funds and doppo claps back asking what exactly has he been managing currently lol)

shinjuku central hospital has been at full capacity with patients due to the inability to fend off armed criminals. fragrance has seen a significant uptick in patrons

in osaka, businesses have taken a sharp turn towards maliciousness, with scams at an all time high. sasara and rosho advise not to go out at night alone, and rosho, as a teacher, further explains that adults have a duty to protect minors, especially as a person who has been affected by scams in the past. neither sasara nor rosho have heard from rei in a long while, stating dh is on hiatus because of it

in nagoya, petty crimes are up because there seems to be a restlessness amongst them without the mics giving the populace the power to stand out. hitoya himself watched a dude climb up nagoya castle literally for the memes. the court of law has been barren as of late so nobody is being tried for crimes but he believes justice will prevail in due time

kuukou and jyushi have taken up patrolling nagoya in order to persuade others into not doing crimes and all three of them still practice rap battling together

#this is vee speaking #like i highly doubt they’ll put most of this in the drama tracks #so here’s some worldbuilding for y’all when the tracks come out next week(!!!!!!!!!!!!) lol #i love to see how proactive some of these divisions are lol shoutout to bb mtc and bat lol #dice is very funny but i am very concerned he’s out here in this new world without anyway to contact his support group lol?????????????? #like not only it’s scary if something happened to him but what if something’s wrong with ramuda and/or gentaro??????????????? #and he’s literally too broke to know lol???????????????? #the dh section just like………. murdered me because it ends with rosasa wondering if rei’s just somewhere out there drinking without them #aka drinking by himself AND THEYRE………….. THEYRE AIKATAS GODDAMMIT A WHOLE SET DO NOT SEPARATE #i also think it’s neat both bb and bat are focused on trying to resolve with the power of words ::::) #ichiro’s the only one with rap on the entire album and bat’s the only section talking about their rap practices ::::) #lol and somewhat offhandedly hitoya is talking about justice prevailing in front of nagoya castle #and that’s actually nagoya castle’s catchphrase lol i wonder if that’s a very subtle sign for something lol

[akkivee]

i’m so stoked to see they’re still in their new outfits!!!!!!!

#this is vee speaking #i was a liiiiiittle worried they’d be a one off thing #and it would have been a shame like just look at all of them lol!!!!!!!!! they look so good!!!!!! #new outfits for the next era of their lives and in h era itself (hopefully lol please enter into a new year i’m still begging kr) #IM ALSO STOKED HYPNOSIS FLAVA THE OG HYPMIC BLOCK PARTY IS BACK LOL #it was such a fun concept as basically a sponsored hypmic con but now!!!!!!! #it’s supposed to have the vibe of an official hypmic theme park!!!!!!! which sounds crazy just by concept lol!!!!! #what if they implement rides lmao???? buster bumper cars???? mtc yokohama bay water slides????? #fling posse ferris wheel???? mtr skyscraper drop?????? #dh knock ‘em out hq shooter ride?????? bad ass sachihoko thriller coaster???????? #no that sounds like a logistical nightmare but it’s still fun to imagine lmao #c: rapping boys