#lady kent

[ivarthebadbitch]

vikings/vikings valhalla/the last kingdom + red

#vikings #vikings valhalla #the last kingdom #lagertha #freydis eriksdotter #judith #gisela #jarl haakon #aelflaed #ingrid #elsewith #torvi #lady kent #emma of normandy #aethelflaed #astrid #brida #katia #gifs

[yuwigqi]

Bruce is coparenting literally all this children.

He coparents Dick with Clark.

He coparents Jason and Damian with Talia

He coparents Tim with Lady Shiva

He coparents Steph with her literal mom

He coparents Barbara with her literal dad

He coparents Duke with Luke

Cass is like the only child that he is the sole custodian over lol.

From now on I absolutely headcanon that Bruce has shared custody with all of them but Cass and has to constantly remember pick up and drop off times for 7 different children across 6 coparents.

(Yes I choose to believe Bruce must pick up and drop off his adult children as well fight me)

#Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Clark Kent #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #Talia al Ghul #Tim Drake #Lady Shiva #Stephanie Brown #Barbara Gordon #Duke Thomas #Luke Fox #Cassandra Cain #Batman #Batfam #Robin #DC Robin #Batgirl

[arunneronthird]

and whether his eyes stay shut or he just stops caring enough

it feels the same

#lyrics from mover awayer by hobo johnson #anyway :) sorry #yes the hairstyles dont match with the ones in the actual scene i dont care #timkon #kon el #tim drake #conner kent #superboy #superman #batman #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[wondersinwaynemanor]

some Wayne gala shenanigans

Damian: Some people have no shame.

Jon, a plate of brûlée on his hand: What do you mean?

Damian: Tt. Those so called classy, but actually pretentious women are embarrassing themselves for not understanding the memo.

Jon: What memo?

Damian turns his eyes away from the sight of some women, trying their best to get his brothers' attention and to the said memo.

As said memo are two redheads, and a half kryptonian and half human eating by the food area.

more women approach his brothers.

Damian, frowns: We need to save Richard, Todd and Drake.

Jon: They do look uncomfortable.

Damian, sighs: I have to enter the battlefield.

Jon, pats Damian's shoulder: You will be remembered by your bravery, Dames.

Damian breathes and walks towards the inner circle.

before Damian can even say anything else, the women have started cooing at him.

Damian internally cringes and he hopes this would be worth it.

thankfully, Damian don't have to suffer long as Wally, Roy and Conner join the commotion.

Roy: Sorry, Jaybaby. *he has that crooked smile, that Jason personally adores, as he wraps an arm around his waist* I was caught up at the food buffet. Want something to eat?

Jason, internally thanks the heavens for Roy and leans close to him: Starved. Excuses, everyone.

Todd is saved. Check.

Wally: Come on, honey. *holds Dick's hand and leads him away* I deserve a dance.

Dick, smiles like an idiot and holds Wally's hand: I better go, ladies. He gets a temper. Have a good night.

Richard is saved. Check.

Conner, touches Tim's shoulder then his cheek: Want something to drink? You seem tired, babe.

Tim, finally feeling awake for the first time since this happened and touches Conner's hand that's on his face: Yes, please, babe. Ladies, will you excuse me?

Drake is saved. Check.

the ladies are left speechless. some are jealous. some are frustrated they can't get the Wayne fortune. but, some are in awe.

Damian, lightly smirks. It's never gonna happen, ladies. Now, enjoy your night. Excuse me.

he finds Jon by the sweets section.

Damian, nudges Jon's arm: Thank you for that, Jon.

Jon, smiles: It's nothing. I needed to save you too.

they give each other a high five then proceed to challenge the other on who can eat the most chocolate covered strawberries.

#yupp sorry ladies #thank God for the young brothers saving their older brothers really #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect dc #incorrect quotes #batfamily #batbros #batman #damian wayne #jonathan kent #dick grayson #wally west #jason todd #roy harper #tim drake #kon el kent #conner kent #jondami #birdflash #jayroy #timkon #dc universe

[dzasta15]

he just wanted them to match

#d-art #dc fanart #batman #bruce wayne #lord batman #clark kent #superman #lord superman #kal el #diana of themyscira #diana prince #lady wonder woman #justice lords #dcau #dcau fanart #dc meme #one day ill learn not to post at night but today is not today #im too impatient to care about algorithms if this is meant to be seen it will be seen

[charlotte-of-wales]

Buckingham Palace has announced the death of Thomas Kingston, the 45 year old husband of Lady Gabriella Kingston.

#lady gabriella windsor #kents #news

[mamawasatesttube]

superman: birthright is really good for a lot of reasons, but i have to say my favorite part of the entire thing is ma kent's ufo conspiracy board. or like that offhand mention pa drops that clark and ma did something in roswell. in my heart there's an annual kent family trip to the ufo festival in roswell every summer. kon, clark, kara, chris, and jon all need matching "i believe" t-shirts. ma takes so many photos. lois goes off on someone who still thinks the actual roswell alien thing hasn't been debunked. theres a group of aliens just standing there getting "i think aliens are real" merch. they are the funniest family on the planet

#rimi talks #every time i think about superman birthright's ma and her thing about aliens. its SO good #her screen name is area 52... its so important to me #i think when kon first moves in with them she gets him an ''i believe'' shirt to match clark's #and he just has this moment of realizing oh shit. this old lady is the funniest person ive ever met #superfam #ma kent

[stealingyourbones]

Danny Phantom meets Superman. More accurately I should say that Danny Fenton meets Clark Kent.

Let me make this clear cause people seem to forget this: superman is smart. Clark kent is a very intelligent guy. Hes an INVESTIGATIVE journalist. He works with Lois Lane whos a multiple Pultizer prize winner and you know damn well that Lois wouldn’t work with anyone that cant keep up with her in both wits and smarts. He’s good at his job and in some comics he gets Pulitzer Prizes from some of his articles as well. Dude is dumb but he’s smart if you get what I’m saying. High Int. Low Wis.

With that in mind, During an assignment by Perry White, Lois and Clark meet the Fentons in their Amnesty residence to get some quotes on an article that discusses “Everything we thought didn’t exist is now real. Superheroes, Aliens, even Vampires, so why do we not Believe in Ghosts?”

Clark Kent spots Danny and notices instantly that MANY things are wrong with this child. His shoulders are hunched in a way that is intentional and tensed. Like he doesn’t know if he should fight or flee. His eyes are darting around and constantly taking in their surroundings like he’s waiting for something to barge in. His heart is beating far slower than it should. The kid intentionally makes his chest rise and fall but he’s not breathing in any oxygen. All of those are concerning but they can happen in metas. The thing that isn’t normal is that Clark can’t hear any of Danny’s other organs working. Like the kid is a revitalized corpse and his body only thought to bring back half of its needed functions.

So Clark does some digging. He doesn’t want to tell any of the Justice League because this isn’t a Superman job, this is a job for Clark Kent. He gets some help from Oracle and with her word that she won’t say anything to batman, He agrees to update her regularly about the kids situation.

Oracle sends over some VERY concerning documents from an organization called “The Ghost Investigation Ward”. Oracle tells Clark that she’s working on tipping off the Bats and Birds so they can help dismantle the organization.

While sifting through the documents Clark comes across a profile of a “Danny Phantom”. As I said, Clark isn’t stupid. There is definitely a profile of Danny Fenton as well since he’s the son of two world renown ghost hunters. He puts the two and two together and uncovers just the horrible treatment that Phantom has been receiving from his parents, the government, and his peers. Clark is outraged and can’t just stand aside and let this kid suffer. So he makes another trip to the Fenton residence under the guise of needing another quote and sits Danny and Jazz down and tells him that he knows of the terrible lab safety, the immoral experiments his parents do on the regular, the neglect of the kids in pursuit of scientific discovery. He knows and he wants to help. Clark tells Danny and Jazz that there is an apartment available right nextdoor from his and that he can help them get to a safer location and apply for emancipation.

The Fenton kids are shocked at this guy and his immensely kind heart. Danny knows something is up though. Something is up with Clark Kent. He looks like all his life would be spent in the gym when he isn’t at work and yet Danny can’t find a thing on Clarks interest in working out. His baggy clothes somewhat cover up his muscles but his frame is far too wide to be hidden. Clarks heartbeat is slightly faster than the average persons. No human eyes could be that startlingly sky blue. And Danny knows that he has seen Clarks face somewhere but he cant put a pin on it.

The Fenton kids agree and they get brought to metropolis and the emancipation case is no problem with the evidence Clark managed to collect. The kids get the apartment next to Clarks and Clark helps them grow and get better mentally and situationally. Clark knows that in a way he’s trying to make up for his neglect on Connor but he still knows that helping these kids is the right decision.

After a month or so, Clark and the Fenton kids have a rhythm of meeting at each others apartments, getting doted over to make sure that the fentons are well fed and have everything they need and are getting settled into their new life.

Clark hasn’t told the league. Oracle keeps her promise to keep the Fentons out of Batman and the Justice League’s radar. Clark knows that he will have to tell them soon eventually. He knows that things like this wont last. He tries his best to keep these kids happy and support them how an actual caring parent should act.

A few months into the Fentons stay in Metropolis on a cool autumn afternoon, Danny is sitting on a beanbag chair reading a ratty old book that Clark lent him as Clark is typing away on his computer writing up an article for the Daily Planet when Danny looks over to Clark and says,

“I’m Phantom.”

Clark pauses typing and shoots a small smile towards danny, “I know.”

Danny nods in relieved acceptance as Clark straightens up from his hunced over position on his computer.

He pulls back his shirt collar slightly to show the blue suit and red cape. “I’m Superman.”

Danny looks at him and smiles, “I know.”

They both just sit and continue reading and writing with soft smiles on their faces. Comforted at the exchange and that it’s finally out there and eachother knew.

After a while Danny’s obsession gets to be too much. He tells Clark about it and that he has to find a way to sate his obsession of protecting and Clark accepts that it was only a matter of time and invites him to meet the League.

When Superman brings Danny to the Watchtower, saying that the rest of his fellow superheroes were shocked would be an understatement. The Man of Steel and this ghost kid are talking like a father and son.

To say that Batman was pissed that he wasn’t informed of this child is also an understatement. But there is also some amusement and respect under that frustration. Superman managed to keep this kid under wraps and didn’t even alert Batman. Superman smirking and saying under his breath to him “Looks like the World's Greatest Detective isn’t so great huh?” Makes Batman respect the man even more.

In the Watchtower, Danny meets up with Teen Titans/The Team/Whatever They’re Called Now, and meets Conner. Conner is understandably pissed and spiteful that Danny got to have Superman as a father figure.

Conner knows that Superman treating Danny this way is definitely a way of him trying to make up for the faults and breaks he had with his parental relationship with Conner. he agrees with himself that he shouldn’t hate Danny for having Superman as a Dad and the two get along like tinder and matches. Connor still has a grudge against Superman don’t get me wrong, just not as much as before.

Sometimes while the League is in battle, Superman likes to just look for Danny and watch him hold his own against world ending threats. Danny is now truly confident and it’s no longer a facade. He’s no longer hunching into himself to look smaller. He laughs more often now and seems to be genuinely happy. Superman fondly looks at his son as his kids eyes flicker with green fire as he says a shitty ice pun and freezes Metallo in his tracks with ghostly ice.

#dp x dc #prompt #writing prompt #who am I kidding this is basically an outline of a fic not a prompt #eh might as well put the tag there #Danny phantom #dc comics #Superman #Batman #I just want happy dad Clark Kent do you understand? #I want this static ass character of a man have the writers give him some character growth so I’ll do it my self the only way I know how #writing a concept for a fic crossover that would no way in hell happen in cannon #Lois Lane gets along super well with Jazz. they’re both super smart ladies and would make an unstoppable force against nature #I like to think Danny has similar unbreakable skin besides ghost weapons like Superman and Kryptonite #so imagine Clark Kent being really happy that he can finally hug someone with his full strength and not kill them #think on that one for a second

[anzathebananza]

Dark Rise is literally

“THAT TIME I WAS A REBORN DARK LORD AND ALL MY HOT BLONDE EXES TRIED TO KILL ME”

#implied dark rise/dark heir spoilers #dark heir #dark rise #books #will kempen #james st clair #dark rise spoilers #Kathrine Kent #the lady #sacrean #anime and manga #isekai

[devine-fem]

"dame" is such a pretty and pristine thing to call someone, that's some shit you'd call your girlfriend… jondami nation capitilize off the fact that not only are they raising a kid but JON CALLS DAMIAN something that means “pretty lady, woman of rank, or WIFE.” please (not in a feminizing way) but domestic way thats like jon’s version of “honey” or “sweetheart.” for him to call damian this only now while they are raising a kid is crazy, DO YOU SEE THE VISION?

explanation

#jondami #PLEAAAAASEEEE #i would die seeing this in like fanart or fanfiction #i know its short for damian but im crazy and its such a good idea #it can be short for damian while also meaning pretty lady or wife #damian wayne #jon kent #supersons #jonathan kent #super sons #damijon

[drnogender]

I'm thinking of a Batkids being biologically Bruce's kids (and no capes maybe) AU, so here are some of my thoughts:

Bruce and Selina have Dick when they're 20, together for a few years, but separate and share custody.

When Dick is 8, Bruce has Cass and Jason with Lady Shiva after a fling or something, Lady Shive signs all rights over to Bruce.

3 years later, Bruce and Selina are together again and have Tim, the two split again after a few years.

Tim's 5 when Bruce and Talia are married and have Damian. The two are together for about 4-5 years before getting divorced, Talia takes Damian and Jason (He had gotten close to Talia and is a huge mamas boy). She moves back to her home, the 3 are there until Damian is 10, when Talia and them move back to America. The boys move back in with Bruce while Talia lives in Metropolis, running the new branch of her families company.

Barbara and her dad are family friends, she's a few years older than Dick and is like a big sister to the others.

Steph is a year older than Tim. They meet at the park, and the first meeting can mirror that of the comics.

Duke can be fostered still or be a friend Damian makes by meeting him at some point.

Bruce and Oliver are friends from the boarding school they went to (may or may not have been each others first experience with a boy). This friendship can be how Bruce's kids know Oliver's kids.

Bruce met Clark at a Gala. They become friends cause Bruce finds Clark the least annoying reporter (along with Lois).

No capes AU can have Bruce's parents not be dead, Alfred is still the best and is like a second dad to Bruce and grandparent to the kids.

Other JLA, Titans, Outlaws, YJ, and TT members and their friendships with the Batfam can be decided with whatever y'all wanna do with this.

Can apply any ship you want! (No Batcest tho, for obvi reasons).

#batman #dc #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #clark kent #talia al ghul #selina kyle #lady shiva #sandra wu san #oliver queen #lois lane #duke thomas #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #alfred pennyworth #martha wayne #thomas wayne #justice league #dc titans #teen titans #young justice #batman au #batfamily #batfam #text

[ivarthebadbitch]

Your war is pointless. King Aethelred is already dead!

(requested by @faithfire)

#vikings valhalla #canute #lady kent #gifs

[missingnightwingsmullet]

CHOOSE YOUR VALENTINE:

1.) richard “dick” grayson // nightwing

2.) jason todd // red hood

3.) tim drake // red robin

4.) roy harper // speedy // red arrow // arsenal

5.) conner kent // superboy

6.) wally west // kid flash

#this is for those who love the dc MEN. #i will make one for the lovelies who love ladies. don’t worry #happy valentine's day #conner kent #superboy #kon el superboy #kid flash #wally west #roy harper #dc comics #red hood dc #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #detective comics #batfamily #speedy #arsenal #red arrow #tim drake #tim drake wayne #red robin

[arunneronthird]

okay let me share my vision

when u grab the nicest guy on the planet, give him a rude best friend, traumatize him, hurt him and finally make him snap, he fucking snaps

#i wait patiently for the day they will finally let jon just flat out lose it #LET JON SWEAR #jon kent #superboy #superman #damian wayne #robin #supersons #batman #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[oh-surprise-its-me]

The yoga ladies literally always knowing Roy is famous they just never brought it up.

They saw his name on a sign up sheet and like all normal people they looked him up on Facebook. Didn’t find him but found lots of fan accounts, took a vote and googled him.

They found him and were shocked but all decided if he wanted to be anonymous then goddamn it he would be.

They let him know they knew when he brings Jamie around and they get to freak about Lust Conquers All. Marie let’s it slip when she asks Jamie if being coached by Roy is a turn on (Jamie essentially goes blank load screen and then turns back on and quickly nods.)

Roy is like WTF how do you know this, and they just pat his arm and say something about it’s always worth facebooking people, never know what you could find.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #jamie x roy #fluff #royjamie #jamie tartt x roy kent #the fabulous yoga ladies #drunk? why would you think that *falls of bathroom countertop where i was writing this* #mac writes ted lasso

[dcsnextgaycharacter]

#dinah lance #black canary #sandra wu-san #lady shiva #tim drake #bernard dowd #conner kent #kon-el #bart allen #impulse #superboy #red robin #dinahwusan #timbern #timkon #timberbartkon #bartkon #batfam #batfamily #young justice #young just us #young justice 1998 #dc #dcu #dc comics #poll