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keijidraws · 8 months
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Itachi and Orochimaru 2 of 2 for @valtiels-darkness
This was a fun challenge. I drew and started coloring a different version of this pic and scrapped it. It was just ok, and I’ve decided to not settle for ok. So I redid him and actually like the way this one turned out. Fun fact, I had a ball python and they are sweet little puppy snakes, but I gave this guy danger noodle eyes 🤣.
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Hi! Can I have a request please in which MC decides to have le Warlords try the "Period Cramp Simulator"? Just imagine them boasting that they'll be fine, only for them to kneel over in pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Again, Anon, I am sorry for taking so long. Hopefully my schedule should clear up soon…? But here is your request!
Oh, this is a fun request. But it involved some serious thinks… these warlords are pretty stoic. In my memory they’ve been shot (arrows and bullets) beaten up, fallen (or jumped) off cliffs, stabbed in battle, stabbed daily by Kenshin and defied a terminal illness without complaint….
So, really, are they going to be defeated by a period simulator? Are they? Let's see....
Upon hearing of such a device there is a great argument over who would be able to last the longest. And so a contest is proposed….
Contest Rules:
One: Mai is not allowed to watch as all agree that none of them will admit to pain in her presence. (She hides in the ceiling and watches anyway).
Two: Yelling, yelping, screaming are grounds for elimation.
Three: Sasuke runs the experiment and controls the simulator. He is the judge as to whether or not a warlord has been eliminated. Why Sasuke? First, because they all trust him enough to run the device equally and not cheating for your lord, Hideyoshi and Kanetsugu. Second, because he is a sensitive new age guy and freely admits that period cramps hurt (he secretly tested the stimulator on himself when he was alone and tapped out at level eight).
Let the games begin! Sasuke places the simulator patches on everyone, and from a master switch, turns the device on so that everyone hits level one simultaneously.
Level One:
All warlords are fine. Ranmaru earns the wrath of the room by noting that it “kind of tickles.”
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Two:
Such serious faces. Everyone is concentrating.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Three:
There are a few deep breaths happening now, but nothing that could be defined as yelling, yelping, or screaming.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Four:
Sasuke walks around the room for a long, slow time, looking at everyone’s faces, until Kenshin tells him to get on with things and start making it hurt. When is the pain going to start? Kanetsugu chimes in, telling Sasuke to move things along, so that Kenshin can have his pain. There are quiet whispers of, ‘yes, hurry, let’s move it along,” and a lot of internal, “let’s get this over with now, kthxbye” thoughts.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Five:
Kicho accuses Nobunaga of wincing. Motonari is quick to agree that Nobunaga winced. Hideyoshi defends Nobunaga, says that he would never wince, it was just a natural blink. After a short discussion, it is decided that Nobunaga did not wince, and further accusations of wincing, or yelling, or thereof will be cause for forfeit.
Nobunaga silently admits to himself that he quite possibly winced, but now that he knows what to expect, he is prepared for the next wave of … oh shit.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Six:
Ranmaru, Keiji and Yoshimoto incur a forfeit by accusing each other of wincing. They escape the room. The fourteen remaining warlords quickly look around, but no other accusations are made.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Seven:
There is a lot of visible sweat, careful breathing, and gritted teeth happening. Internally, there is a lot of very creative swearing, using words in combination rarely spoken out loud.
Kennyo puts himself into a meditative state. Masamune wonders if that would be considered cheating, but Kennyo points out that he’s not preventing anyone else from meditating, he’s just using the skills he has.  No one is willing to discuss the matter further, and Shingen notes that Kennyo is correct, and can they please keep going.
Privately, Shingen vows to give every one of his female spies three days off a month, and a pay raise.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Eight:
Sasuke looks at every face and pauses at Ieyasu’s for a long time. Ieyasu says that while he is not bothered by the cramp simulator, Sasuke is making him very uncomfortable. Sasuke replies that he’s impressed by Ieyasu’s stoicism and by the way when this is over, can he have Ieyasu’s autograph. Ieyasu rips the simulator off and stomps out, deciding that while he can endure the pain, he can’t deal with Sasuke.
Ieyasu goes home and hugs his emotional support sourdough starter for the rest of the day.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Nine:
Kanetsugu looks over at Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi…. “Are you two holding hands?!” Mitsuhide and Hideyoshi look down at their joined hands and instantly let go of each other. “No!” they both yelp.
Some time is lost while it is debated whether or not that counts as period simulator yelping, and after everyone votes (voting signified by slow careful hand raises), they are both allowed to continue in the competition.
Yukimura curls himself into a silent, fetal ball – but he does not yelp or yell, so Sasuke is inclined to let him continue.
Sasuke bumps the intensity to Level Ten:
The warlords sit in silent agony.
Time ticks onward.
Slowly.
No one taps out.
Everyone stares at each other’s faces.
“Perhaps we can consider this a tie,” Shingen suggests.
There is immediate universal assent from the rest of the room, and Sasuke agrees. “Take off your simulators.”
Twelve warlords quickly – but nonchalantly – remove their devices. Then Masamune notices… “Mitsunari, lad, you can take the device off now.”  Hideyoshi rushes over to his vassal, worried that perhaps the young man has passed out.
Mitsunari looks up from the book he has been reading. “I’m sorry, did you say something? He gazes around the room. “Oh, are we starting the contest now? Go ahead, Master Sasuke, I’m ready.”
Mitsunari declared the winner.
There will be a celebratory banquet for him…. next week… when everyone else has recovered.
@lorei-writes
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Hello! I'm back again.
This time I'd like to request for Akaashi from Haikyuu. I love Akaashi so much. Sometimes I just really want to compliment him and tell him how much I love him. So could you write about his reaction and his response to being praised for his matches, his appearance, and his personality by not someone he knows... But actually a random fan of his? I think that he doesn't get the attention he deserves. 😤
Help, my imagination is weird—
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Akaashi stretched his arm over his chest as he finished warming up.
Though he didn’t show it, he was nervous about the match. Not more than usual as he was always nervous before matches, because he wanted to win, but it was still an unsettling feeling. It just sucked because he wasn’t allowed to be nervous when Bokuto was carrying on & on.
Someone had to be the grounded one. Unfortunately it just always had to be him.
“Keji-kun!” Akaashi turned to see [Y/N] jogging up to him from just past the stands. A bright smile on their face as they came up to him. “Thank goodness! I thought I would miss you before you went out for your match.”
“I thought you weren’t going to make it today.”
“And miss a chance to see you play? No way!” Akaashi felt his chest tighten a little at the sight of their smile. “Is everything ok though? You seem a little…off?”
He stiffened slightly at their comment. Despite his usual, placid expression, they some how always seemed to know what he was feeling. “I’m just a little…nervous.”
“How come?” They asked him. “You’re gonna be great! You’re an awesome player, and the team is amazing. There’s no way those guys would stand a chance!”
Akaashi smiled, just at the corners of his mouth, at their enthusiasm. Suddenly not feeling nervous at all. “Hey, [Y/N], after the match do you want to—“Oy! It’s [Y/N]-chan!”
Akaashi grit his teeth at the sound of Bokuto’s voice, and the clandestine sound of his sneakers racing over to them. “What are you doing here??”
“I came to see the match.” They told him. Their demeanor changing only slightly. Akaashi feeling proud that that enthusiasm was only for him. “So don’t embarrass yourselves out there. I should probably take my seat. I’ll see you after the match Keji-kun!” He returned their little wave and watched them head up the bleachers.
“We have to win Akaashi!” Bokuto shouted at him with his fists clench. “We can’t lose in front of [Y/N]-chan!”
“We’re you planning to lose if they weren’t here? That seems irresponsible.”
He walked away before Bokuto could think of a rebuttal (aka: squawk about how he would never intentionally lose and to have more faith in him) but Akaashi was too pumped now to pay attention to him.
He couldn’t let [Y/N] down. Not when they were watching him. There was no way Akaashi was going to come short on their opinion of him, no matter what it took.
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dailykeiji · 5 months
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well.
is this what i'm gonna be known for on yttd twitter now. are they gonna think of me as the guy who would impregnate keiji shinogi. AM i the guy would impregnate keiji shinogi?? is this my legacy
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kazumimishimadaily · 4 months
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today's mishima is:
KEIJI Apparently, your jolly policeman got a little too jolly with some women... / I went parading around, who knows how many presents in tow... and left boss in the snow. MISHIMA I suppose you're a present-giving (eggnog) drunk then. KEIJI Guess that'd explain why I'm trying to coax gift ideas out of you right now, Mishima. MISHIMA Indeed. I'm happy to hear more about your gift ideas too, Keiji. KEIJI Well, shoot... Guess I am the one getting presents. MISHIMA I'm afraid the Christmas season is far from over. KEIJI ...Boy, this is tough. You're doing a lot more than just spreading holiday season cheer, Mishima. [You had a jolly time with Keiji. / Keiji's Christmas Spirit increased.]
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hohoho or whatever/j
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pickalilywrites · 2 months
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Lonely single guys (Gunther, Oluo, Keiji, Abel and Mitabi) having a pity Valentines party by stuffing their faces, drinking and karaoke. Gelgar used to be one of them, till he got a last minute date with Lynne.
ty i hope you like it :)
lonely hearts club
veterans. modern au. 1176 words.
“To the Lonely Hearts Club,” Gunther says for the tenth time that night. He raises his glass of beer and his friends clink theirs against his before they all take a large swig, easily swallowing down half their mugs. It seems the more they drink, the easier the alcohol goes down.  
“Lonely Hearts Club!” Keiji says belated and letting out a huge belch that makes his companions cackle. Keiji scowls at them and then downs the rest of his beer. He slumps against his seat and pushes his empty mug forward. “Hey, order another round, will you?”  
“Which one’s this one?” Oluo asks, squinting at the empty mug as if a number will appear to answer his question. His mouth is pulled into a deep frown as he tries to concentrate. Oluo holds up a hand and begins to count. “One ... two ... three ... five ... four ... three ...”  
“You needa count down from ten. Countdown,” Abel hiccups. He’s slumped on the couch of the karaoke room, one finger pointed up at nothing in particular. “Ten, nine, eight...”  
Oluo and Abel begin to count down together, their voices overlapping. When Oluo raises his voice to be heard over Abel, Abel begins to speak louder as well. Soon, they stop counting down and begin an impromptu contest of speaking over each other, shouting the number “three” at the top of their lungs until their faces are bright red.  
“I thought we drank more than three,” Keiji mumbles, swaying until he falls over on his side. He flops against the arm of the couch like a dead fish, a loud groan escaping his lips. His outburst only causes Abel and Oluo to shriek, “Three!’ even louder. 
Mitabi is swaying in front of the karaoke screen, tears streaming down his face as he sings James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful”. He had started the night as a decent singer, but his sense of pitch has deteriorated with each drink he downs. Now, he sounds like a dying racoon as he sings about a passing love on a subway for the tenth time this night.  
“Can we sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ yet?” Keiji asks, eyes closed but his head turned towards Mitabi. 
Mitabi holds a finger up to his lips and shakes his head. His lips are pressed against the microphone as he mumbles in reply, “No. Love songs only.” 
“It’s a love song,” Keiji protests, his voice muffled against the fabric of the couch. “I love the song. It’s a song that I love, so it’s a love song.”  
“Loveless flawless,” Auruo says, nodding in agreement even as he grows increasingly incoherent as the night passes. He throws an arm around Keiji’s neck and shouts, “Bohemian Rhapsody!” 
“Bohemian Rhapsody!” Abel echos. He jumps up and throws his hands up in the air but loses his balance and falls to the floor like a domino. His cheek pressed against the cold hardwood, Abel cries out weakly, “Bohemian Rhapsody...” 
Gunther is currently counting all the members of their group on his fingers. He keeps miscounting and has to recount four or five times before he realizes something is wrong. “Someone’s not here. Who’s not here?” Gunther asks, yelling so that he can be heard above Mitabi’s off-key singing.  
“Did you remember to count yourself?” Abel mumbles into the floor.  
“Ye-es?” Gunther says. He recounts everyone just in case he had gotten the number wrong but he comes up with the same number as he had before. “Who are we missing?” 
“Abel,” Oluo says. He yelps when Abel chucks his shoe at him. 
“I’m right here, idiot,” Abel grumbles before collapsing back on the floor.  
Gunther’s counting everyone up again to find the missing member while the rest of his friends bicker. It’s difficult for him to concentrate with the alcohol flowing in his veins and Mitabi’s awful singing in the background, but he finally realizes who has been missing this entire night.  
“Where’s Gelgar?” Gunther asks. Had they left Gelgar behind at the bar? He can’t believe they had forgotten him in the first place. Gelgar is such an essential member of their squad. Who else will harmonize poorly with Mitabi as he sings “You’re Beautiful” until the end of the night? Who else is going to throw up into the gutter as soon as they stumble out of the karaoke place at 2 AM? Who else is going to cry the entire time as the cab driver rolls their eyes?  
“Gelgar’s with Lynne. They’re going on a date tonight,” Abel replies. He rolls over on the floor but the 360 degree roll only results in him returning to his original position with his cheek pressed against the hardwood. “I wish I had a date.”  
“Do you wanna be a lonely heart and curse Valentine’s Day and all those stupid couples like us or do you wanna fall in love and be a traitor like Gelgar?” Auruo scowls. 
“Traitor,” Abel replies without missing a beat. His eyes begin to well up with tears and his bottom lip begins to wobble. “I want to be loved.”  
“Me, too,” Mitabi says into the microphone, his voice echoing across the room as James Blunt continues to croon sadly.  
The five of them listen to “You’re Beautiful” in silence.  
“Do you think he misses us?” Gunther asks.  
❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥ 
Lynne hadn’t expected to enjoy her date with Gelgar all this much, although she hadn’t expected his friends to drop in midway. They had stumbled into the restaurant Lynne and Gelgar were in, insisting to the waiter that they were friends and absolutely needed to be seated with Gelgar and Lynne, and squeezed into the booth beside the couple. They smelled of alcohol and fried chicken, but otherwise were very sweet albeit still drunk from whatever shenanigans they had gotten into earlier that night. Gelgar has had his head in his hands, absolutely mortified, ever since his friends had appeared unexpectedly.  
“Do you normally bring your friends on dates, Gelgar?” Lynne asks as she takes a sip of water. 
“Please kill me” is all Gelgar groans in response.  
Lynne is squeezed between Mitabi and Abel who are drunkenly telling her what a good guy Gelgar is and how she should treat him well.  
“Because of you, he doesn’t have to be part of the Lonely Hearts Club. He’s not part of the sad, lonely single guys’ club anymore,” Auruo hiccups as tears stream down his face. He wipes them away with the sleeve of his shirt. “Lynne, you should keep him that way.”  
“I’m so sorry,” Gelgar mumbles into his hands. He’s too embarrassed to even make eye contact with Lynne.  
Is it the ideal Valentine’s Date? Perhaps not, but Gunther did say he was going to pay the bill so Lynne doesn’t mind it as much as she would have otherwise. 
She lifts her glass of wine and the rest of the group save for Gelgar lift their glasses as well.  
“To the Lonely Hearts Club?” Lynne asks with a smile.  
“Lonely Hearts Club!” the men chorus and take a drink.  
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atlas-of-galaxies · 2 years
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did this with another yttd artist but keiji being GAY
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are you two even gay if you haven't tried to kill each other
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chimielie · 2 years
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Akaashi + asking you out
You and Akaashi always seem to be the last people left at the student council meetings. It’s already dusk outside, the sky melting into blue and purple hues obscured by a layer of grey smog.
It’s understandable for you; you’re president of the council, and determined to personally see each and every thing they do through. Akaashi, on the other hand, doesn’t hold any official position (it had been offered to him, but he had declined, citing too many other responsibilities already on his plate. A compulsive nosiness, however, keeps him tethered to the organization).
He really doesn’t know why he always stays so late.
“Is it okay if I turn out the lights now?” Your voice cuts through his reverie, and he jumps.
“Yes, of course. Sorry, my head was,” he doesn’t finish his sentence for continuity’s sake.
“Elsewhere,” you smile at him. “I know. It’s late; let’s head home, okay?”
At first, you’d protested his walking you home: I’ll be alright, you insisted. I don’t want to take you out of your way. But after every meeting, he was the last one left cleaning the club room with you, and he was pretty sure he’d never sleep again from guilt if he’d prioritized convenience over courtesy. Eventually, you’d stopped arguing and started asking, still offering up the opportunity to say no, and by now you’d learned that if Akaashi Keiji had at least one working leg and was the only escort available, he would see you safely home.
He wanted to say he didn’t know why he did it. He wanted to blame it on social mores and Japanese custom and the way he was raised. It had been a nice white lie, the kind he himself could believe and thus tell with no trouble.
An offhand comment earlier today, though, had blown it all apart.
Your vice president had made an offhand remark about your boyfriend, which Akaashi desperately wanted to interpret as a joke except that you’d turned your head so he couldn’t see your face and emitted the most embarrassed little laugh he’d ever heard you make. And he couldn’t stop hearing it.
It replayed in his head, over and over, and Akaashi’s brain was going to explode from overthinking.
Your name tumbled out of his mouth before he could stop it.
“Yes?” You looked at him, expression open and curious, and Akaashi had to stop walking and lock his knees just so he wouldn’t run back the way he’d come.
“Your boyfriend,” the words feel syrupy and ugly in his mouth, even while his expression remains as blank as he can get it. “Why doesn’t he walk you home?”
He waits, a lecture on his lips about how you deserve someone who will wait for you even if he’s not on the council, how important that kind of thing is in these early relationships, but you startle him—for the nth time—when you laugh that tiny laugh again.
“I don’t have a boyfriend,” you tell him. His computational processors temporarily overload. “Since you walk me home... you’re probably the closest thing I’ve got to one.”
“You mean that?” His words come out in a rush. He folds his hands over each other, pale, slim fingers fidgeting nervously.
“Yeah, ‘Kaashi.” He could die. “Do you...?”
“Do you like me?” You seem struck speechless. His breath catches until you nod, a minuscule jerk of the chin down. He exhales into the cool Tokyo night, dark eyelashes sweeping down in a fluttering motion. “Will you let it be me?”
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princesseevee06 · 6 months
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Keishin 100% dude, arguing and then realizing feelings then confessing mid argue? So keishin vibes
45 and 46 :p
HI AGAIN ANON SO it’s been a few days (so sorry about that btw.) And i have. Possibly the funniest news. i was thinking really hard about your ask and how to approach it because i tend to sort of…draft scenarios in my head before actually answering my asks? and i was like. hmmmmmm idk why im having such a tough time with this! i feel like no matter what i do it ends up feeling forced! and i genuinely DONT know how to tell you this but I THINK YOUR ASK MADE ME REALIZE YTR SHIN IS AROMANTIC????? LIKE I. I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THIS WASNT INTENTIONAL. I JUST REALIZED IT.
like ok i know im the creator of this au and i can do whatever with the characters. but sometimes i feel like the characters are actually doing whatever they want to and im like a haggard reporter chasing after them trying to figure out what’s going on.
that said i still really wanted to answer this ask because i think it’s interesting and also because ive already put you through the ringer with the light mode debacle (😭) so its still keiji and shin but a more…platonic take on these prompts?? I HOPE THATS OKAY AUUUAUAUAU;;;
anyways just to offer you a bit of background: keiji and shin are a super interesting duo in ytr to me! keiji takes hinako’s spot, meaning he’s a human who tries to blend in with the dummies. if shin lives, he actually gets paired up with him (i know that doesnt actually fit the role swap but i wanted to anyways because they are the parallel characters of all time to me). i definitely see their relationship starting off with mutual suspicion, with shin being suspicious of keiji’s behaviors (what with him secretly being a double-agent for asunaro n all here <.<) and keiji being suspicious of shin kind of splitting off from the rest of the group. yet, i also see this evolving into a sort of mutual intrigue— they’re both invested in trying to Detective each other out and figure out What This Guy’s Deal Is.
a moment for 45-46 would, to me, definitely take place after it’s revealed that the dummies’ goal is to kill their partners. if shin already didn’t trust keiji, he would certainly not after knowing this info (i mean, come on, mr. 0.0% over here…). and i can TOTALLY see them getting into an argument over that, since a conflict of interests would be born from keiji wanting to keep an eye on shin while shin just wants to be Left The Hell Alone.
i think keiji would make the argument that if shin was really so worried about being targeted, why doesn’t he just make the first move to take out keiji? to which shin would be like are you stupid? then ryoko and everyone else would want me dead. to which keiji would point out…buddy….they kind of already do. he can Sense the antagonism in the air just from how ryoko and shin interact.
he then takes it a step further to observe that shin cant trust anyone, but he doesnt have it in him to betray anyone either. shin would actually be caught off guard at this, but also be like “bitch you too” and say that keiji also hasn’t trusted anyone, hasn’t revealed practically anything about himself.
i think this is where the “realization” part kicks in. shin desperately DOES want to trust others, in this case he even *does* like keiji, but he’s so terrified of letting anyone in (ESPECIALLY after the 2nd main game) when it’s so much easier to push people away.
i think…they’d be able to be a bit candid here. realizing that they’re at a bit of an impasse, i think keiji would be the first to open up a little about Why he acts this way (more of the traumatic past stuff, less of the asunaro stuff for. obvious reasons 💀) and shin would mutually confess how he felt about the death game and that he wants to trust keiji but just feels like he can’t.
the real fun (tragic) part is that i think after having a conversation like this shin would feel hopeful!!!! that maybe even in this awful environment he could find someone he might be able to call a friend(????!!!!) but of course that’s cut short because keiji dies in the banquet 💥💥💥 hence why this is the Worst time for him to realize he actually doesn’t think this guy is half bad. sorry i love making shin suffer </3
ok yeah i. i know this isnt really keishin. sorry anon </3 but shin aro icon remains true and real in my heart forever
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When more characters are available to play as for YTTS, which fondness events are you looking forward to seeing?
greenblings!! i really want to see more interactions, especially in a setting that's not the death game
all of Kanna's. i want to learn more about Kugie from her
Nao and Reko, i just think they're neat <3
Alice and and Nao. they're both loud and dramatic and admire Reko. i think they'd be very funny together
Kanna and Gin!! i wish they had more interactions in the main game, they would've been such wholesome friends
Shin and Reko. Shin bullying hours
Shin and Nao. you know, to fuel my "they're besties" agenda
Keiji and Reko. i want to see Reko absolutely destroy Keiji with her girlbossery
Joe and Sara because they're besties and also they could talk about Ryoko
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keijidraws · 3 months
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For your art request: either a)Tobirama/Minato or b)MinaKushi doing either 1) cuddling in bed or 2)lying on a meadow at night and stargaze. Whatever strikes your inspo, if at all ^^
Hi friend!
Here’s a quick doodle for you. Thank you for the suggestion! ❤️
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the12thnightproject · 7 months
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Hi! I don’t know if you are taking requests, and I am sorry in advance if you aren’t. But in case you are… how would the warlords react to a femme fatale MC? Like the ones you would see in one of those spy movies?
Hi Selena!  So sorry it took so long to get to this! Thank you for the ask! Femme fatales often have nefarious motives, so the question is, is the femme fatale there to spy on or maybe assassinate the LI, or is she willing to work with him…?
Sooooo…. We’re going to start with the moment MC…
… slides open the door to the room and poses, waiting for him to notice her. To see the dark red painted lips, the black kimono (with just a hint of depth to it created by artful embroidery) just hanging at the edge of her shoulders. If she takes a deep breath, the silky garment might just slither off her entirely. When he finally looks up, and sees her hovering there, his eyes wide, pupils darken, as she glides seductively to his desk, and…
Nobunaga – When he asks her if she wants to rule the world by his side, she replies, “That was my question for you.” He determines to conquer her through a game of Go. They… are still playing.
Masamune – Really isn’t sure what to do with her. She’s beautiful, and of course he flirts, but when she mentions she could use a new coat, and eyes Shogetsu meaningfully, he throws her out.
Hideyoshi –  “I don’t trust you.” She shrugs, borrows his pipe, and lights it, as she wordlessly blows a smoke ring in his face. “I’ll be watching you closely,” he says.
She smiles. “I hope so.” She sits on the desk and scoots closer to him. “This close? Take a look. Take a very good look.”
Mitsuhide – When he sees her, he laughs. “Nice try. But a snake cannot outsmart a kitsune.”
Ieyasu –  As soon as she walks through the door, he runs and locks himself in his panic room with his emotional support sourdough starter.
Mitsunari – He’s reading. She’s still posing in the doorway. She places on sexy foot on top of his papers. Without a pause, he reads around her foot. She gives up in disgust.
Keiji – He can’t figure out why she’s picked him.  Nega-Keiji mode activates and he is instantly suspicious. She caresses his biceps as a response, but he just picks her up and tosses her out.
Ranmaru – He offers to share his peach. She takes him up on the offer. They are not seen for weeks.
Kennyo – She’s trying to seduce him, but he keeps putting her on pause to rescue injured wildlife.
Motonari – He doesn’t like to be touched, doesn’t drink, and won’t eat any cooking but his own. But once he realizes she could be a partner in crime, they go on a Bonnie & Clyde style spree across Japan. Watch the world burn, baby, burn.
Kicho – Who do you think sent her to Azuchi in the first place?
Kenshin – Hey, as long as she can keep him stocked with sake and pickled plums… wait… why is she eyeing his bunnies and talking about their soft, pretty, warm fur?
Kanetsugu –  Looks up. Sees her. “Nope.” Slides the door shut in her face.
Shingen – Knows exactly what she is, what she wants, and why she is there before she is halfway across the room. Of the course of one long, passionate night, he convinces her to work for him.
Yoshimoto – She glides into the room… realizes he’s prettier than she is. Glides out.
Yukimura – Doesn’t matter. If female, then wild boar.
Sasuke – Tells her that he once wrote a paper on the role of the femme fatale in post-world war II noir cinema. MC: “So I won’t be able to seduce you?”
He thinks a moment. “I didn’t say that.”
@lorei-writes
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osamusbigtits · 2 years
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akaashi would ask bokuto if he would still love him if he was a worm. without hesitation, bokuto said akaashi would be his favorite and most loved worm
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dailykeiji · 1 year
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today's keiji is: transphobia? wahaha, we don't do that around here...
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jaakunxkaze · 2 months
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{Megohime: Love is sweet but can not change a man's nature.
Keiji: It can't but love can change their perspective on things. You managed to change One-Eyed Dragon focus from Yukimura to you so that's a start right!?}
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misschidouin · 11 months
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heres a non bot ask lol (tho feel free to ignore)
Opinions on any of the following ships:
Kai x Q-taro
Nao x Reko
Keiji x mishima
Mai x maple
TYSM. I will cherish you forever anon.
I'll give my opinions AND a cute lil thing that would be cute about them as an extra cherry on top since im so nice.
Q-Kai: I used to ship this in my early days of YTTD (the good ol days of 2020) but not as much anymore. It's still supercute. I imagine Kai being stronger than Q-Taro (cus yk assasin training) and Q-Taro being like "what the fuck"
Naoreko: I got this notif while writing a naoreko fic. I'm not joking. I love naoreko <33 opposites attract ships have my whole heart. Nao paints Reko backstage during performances and Reko get super hyped over them. (which is actually the plot of the fic i was writing you should read it when i post it. yes you reading this im talking to you read my shitty self indulgent fanfiction)
Keishima: ah yes drinking with the homie on an abandoned island. absolutely no homosexual intent behind it. just two lads drinking some alcohol a cop found. anyways keishima is love keishima is life.
Maiple: THE SILLIES. The way Mai was so pissed at Midori for what he did to Maple was so ARGGHH thats when I started shipping it ngl. Imagine them baking together.. or what if Mai was sleepy and Maple woke her up to pancakes. or would that be cannibalism. woke her up to fucking uhhh bacon idk
in conclusion 10/10 taste in ships anon.
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