Actually, yes | James potter x f!reader
Summary : after months of James asking you out, you grew feelings and said yes
Warning : fluff fluff fluff, nicknames like 'love', soft James, sirius's pov, kind
I'M BACK!!! I'M BACK SOONER THAN I SAID OMGOMGGOGIFK
"Oi, y/n! " You remembered it all too well. "What is it, jamie-- James" You turned to look at him. "Well" He jumped up and down not so subtly. "You know, Sundays, Hogsmeade trip.. I was wondering if you'd like to go with me" James smiled.
"James, this is your... Seventieth time asking me out.. " You said. You hated when he asks you out, not that you hate him, you sorta knew about his big crush on lily, and now he's suddenly asking you out?.
"Please, love" The nickname left you a pink tint on your cheeks. This is it, you were gonna say yes, but, no.
"James... " You gritted your teeth. "Okay, okay" James said, his big grin disappearing. After James walked away, you regretted not saying yes.
So, you searched for him, didn't found him. It was until you went to the library went you found him. He wasn't crying, but, his eyes and nose were sure red.
"James" You said, which made him jump abit. "Yeah? " He said, closing his book. "Remember when you asked me about the Hogsmeade trip, right? " You said, walking closer and eventually taking a seat next to him.
"Yeah, that was an hour ago" He sounded more... Moody?. "Right, uhm, actually, this is stupid, I mean, you're not stupid but I was just wondering if you were still interested!" You stuttered.
"Love, I'm always interested" James said. "Were you? We're you always interested? " You looked down. "Love, what are you saying? " He asked.
"Well, the last time I checked you smeared 'I like lily evans' on my face even though you knew so well that I had a big fat crush on you since year one" You rambled, ruffling with your sleeves. "It was just a small crush.. I realized.. You were my type, and, then I fell for you like never before, I've never fell for someone this hard, and I thought I fell for lily, but I didn't, it was just simply a small crush, because I had no other choice, but, then you came, you came and changed everything for me. When I asked lily ten times a day it didn't affect me that much, every time she declines I never felt sad, I just kept going on. But when you came and I frequently asked you out, and you decline, I feel drowned and sad and from that I could definitely tell that I fell for you, and y/n I would do anything for you, literally. And I want to ask you out one more and this is the last time, I don't want to make you uncomfortable,but,y/n, do you want to be my girlfriend and go to Hogsmeade trips together, uhm I've never asked you out that way but it is what it is" James said.
"James.. I was going to leave but, actually, yes, ill go with you, and yes I'll happily be your girlfriend" You smiled, even though you had a big smile, James had a bigger smile.
And, finally, Remus and I don't have to suffer any more at seeing you two absolutely falling for each other.
"Ten galleons, Remus" I laughed. "Shove off, padfoot" Remus gave me the money, just before you and James walked in the room.
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I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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