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Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

#claysen but he's the wizard

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victor frankenstein had post partum depression

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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series of bug gouache paintings as gifts!! have a few more that i’ll add in a rb when theyre done

#pretty #bugs

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The thing about people talking about how much they hate children is that I've never seen any correlation between "openly expressed loathing of children" and "support for policies that actively harm children."

In contrast, when people go out of their way to tell you how much they love children and want to protect children, it's at least a 50/50 chance that you are about to hear support for the most actively evil assault on children's rights and dignity that you can possibly imagine.

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

#fun fact galapagos finches actually are evolving from the presence of restaurants and fast food on at least one of the islands #there's 2 groups losing differences between them bc theyre both adapting to living and finding food in the human establishments there #birds

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Faculty expressing solidarity with students during this movement cannot go unnoticed.

Free Palestine

#palestine/israel

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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The United Kingdom has returned 32 gold and silver treasures stolen from the Asante Kingdom more than 150 years ago in what is today’s Ghana on a six-year loan, Ghanaian negotiators have said. The artefacts, comprising 15 items from the British Museum and 17 from the Victoria and Albert Museum (V&A), were looted from the court of the Asante king during the turbulent 19th-century clashes between the British and the Asante people. Ghanaian authorities have for years tried to reclaim gold treasures looted by British soldiers from the Asante kingdom, which is also known as Ashanti.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#go for 1

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

#i have invented fantasy prototaxites for one of the storyverse planets and i love them

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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

#nightmare blunt rotation #or the funniest blunt rotation possible #dungeon meshi