#it's on ao3

[that-one-raccoon]

Hell's Hounds Magic and Mystery Incorrect Quotes

because i said so and because Coil just updated

Dazai: What are you talking about Hermione? You love it here!  Hermione: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

George: Dazai's first detention, I'm so proud.  Fred: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?  Ron: Because they're an idiot.  Hermione, terrified: They can do that??

Dazai: *coughs blood*  Fred: Don't die, Dazai!  Dazai: Don't tell me what to do! Draco: I made tea.  Ron: I don't want tea.  Draco: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.  Ron: Then why did you tell me?  Draco: It's a conversation starter.  Ron: It's a horrible conversation starter.  Draco: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Ron: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-  Ron, to Blaise: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.  Dazai, to Hermione: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.  Fred: There are two types of people.

Lockhart: You wanna fight?! You got one!  Dazai: Okay! *raises fists*  *Fred runs in, scoops Dazai up in their arms, and runs away carrying him*  Lockhart:  Lockhart: What?

George: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.  Draco:  Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.  George: You have to teach Dazai how to do magic.  Draco: ...put the band-aid back on.

Dazai: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*  Dazai: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

Dazai: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Dazai: I’m telling you, my dogs are competent.  Blaise, rushing in: Dazai! Fred tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

George: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Fred: Dazai, wake up!  Dazai, half asleep: Five more minutes…  Fred: You’ve been in a coma for two years!  Dazai: …  Dazai: Okay, two more minutes…

Fred: I’ve only had Dazai for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

George: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?  Dazai: Why?  George: Fred fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.  Hermione: Ron doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Draco: What are you planning to do?  Fred: Hey, now.  "Planning"?!  Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

Draco: Stop failing.  Dazai: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!  Dazai: *Succeeds*  Dazai: Dang it!

Draco: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?  Dazai: With the fan on.

#the new chapter is just so freaking funny like #dazai: burning isn't on my list of painless suicides #and the twins are just like: your fucking WHAT- #pls go read #it's on ao3 #and an absolute masterpiece #it updates on wednesdays #also we finally got a name for the group!! #Hell's Hounds #magic and mystery #coil #fanfic aus #fanfic #ao3 #pm dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #harry potter franchise #incorrect quotes #m&m incorrect quotes

[smartylina]

Dear Readers!

I found such a shocking story!

You know Kuzco gets quite a few interesting fanfictions right?

Well

the one I saw was about him

Romancing a Spanish girl...

And to think he got super mad around Ramon 🤨

The audacity!!

#malina #Not feeling jealous whatsoever #the emperor's new school #fanfic #the fic is The Spanish Princess #It's on AO3 #It's worth reading tho #I'm not the writer. I'm just the reporter #kuzco

[carassiusvigorous]

not to be a nark but someone definitely made fic inspired by your vinbit septum piercing drawing... it was hot 🫣 i saw it and yelled YES. FINALLY. AT LAST!!!!

and no title no nothing? i had to search myself?? now in spirit of succession y'all have to go look for it too

(habit being shipped with anybody is bewildering to me but you do you)

#it's on ao3 #yeah def inspired but more uh... intense

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Just finished listening to "Liminal space" and no, I'm definitely not crying, you are! Ahhh a good podfic really brightens your day!

It's Tim centric and good god I loved every moment. He gets love and his friends back (kinda)!

That was so good. I feel enriched after having gotten through the whole thing in two days (T0T) it was so good I just kept wanting more.

#batman #tim drake #dimension travel #fanfiction recommendation #podfic #It's like 6 #hours #bad parent bruce wayne #good parent bruce wayne #i think this is my new favorite podfic #oh wow #liminal space #it's on ao3 #chefs kiss

[moonstonejackal]

The voices are telling me to like subscribe and hit that bell

#shitpost #all I do is shitpost #go read Don't Get your Blood on my Converse #it's on ao3 #fanart #fanfic #shit shit shit #people should use the shit shit shit tag for the band

[dragonflylady77]

*ficlet* We talked about this

It’s also on AO3

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“Oh my god, pretty boy, just fucking do it already.”

Max freezes in her tracks in front of Billy's door, the juice in her cup sloshing from the sudden stop.

“What if it hurts? I don't wanna hurt you.”

Max does NOT want to wonder what her not-brother and his not-so-secret boyfriend are doing in Billy's room, she is just grateful the door is closed.

She does wonder if they realised she was home.

She got tired of waiting for a ride that wasn't going to show up and left the party at the arcade, rolling her eyes at Dustin trying to ring Steve AGAIN, glad she'd taken her board.

“For fucks sake, Harrington, it's not that hard. Just do it already.”

“Oh so what, you want me to... to just... shove it in?”

 Oh god.

“I'M HOME!” Max bellows. “THANKS FOR THE RIDE, ASSHOLE!”

She hears some swearing and some scrambling then footsteps approaching before the door is cracked open and Steve stands in the doorway.

Max peers over his shoulder to see Billy sitting on the bed looking thunderous as usual. She ignores him and looks at Steve. His hair is a mess but at least he is fully clothed.

“Um, hi Max. Sorry, we, um, didn't realise it was this late.”

He glances back in the room then looks at her again.

“Hi Steve.” She gives him her biggest shit eating grin. “What are you guys doing?”

“No-nothing much.”

Something is dripping from Steve's hand onto the floor. Max narrows her eyes at Steve when she realises he’s holding an ice cube and he flinches.

 Good.

She slams her hand on the door, forcing it open and pushes past Steve, glaring at her brother as she walks over to him. He looks up at her, and has the decency to look vaguely sorry.

“Really, asshole. You asked him to do it? I can’t fucking believe you, right now.”

“Max—”

“No, we talked about this. I’m the only one who’s allowed to pierce your ears!”

#ficlet #harrigrove #billy and max get along #i wrote a thing #it's on ao3 #dragonflylady77

[mamaspidershit]

finally fucking updated my red room au 💪

#please check it out #it's on ao3 #i love comments #froggyspeaks

[tinkertoysdamn]

Reading a new smut fic and then recognizing the author as a frequent comment writer.

Getting further down and seeing my handle in a notes acknowledgement and I'm simultaneously

and

I don't link to smut from this blog but...it's Thorquill and very new.

#ao3 #writing motivation #it's a thorquill #it's on ao3

[taters-for-tots]

I'm rereading my wip so here's some fun lines I found:

#not to self promote here but uh #it's on ao3 #if you want to read it #it's called Uragiri #my username there is taters_for_tots #check it out if you want i guess #i wrote it for myself but if you like it that's cool too #random #writers on tumblr #writeblr #original writing

[iliveilove]

Help me find this fic

I read this fic before on Ao3. It was Snupin and Drarry but Snupin centered. Snape and Lupin had been in an off and on relationship since school and what happens is Snape is discovered as a spy and he was put into the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. I'm pretty sure he got r@p*d by Lucius Malfoy. He's in their for two months until Draco Malfoy apparts with him at like the Hogs Head and calls for Aberforth. Then he's taken to the Hospital Wing at Hogwarts and the Draco and Harry talk and then it becomes Drarry. And Snape had his hands and fingers destroyed and then healed again but improperly several times as part of his torture. Sirius still doesn't believe that Snapes at their side at all and then Dumbledore gives him a piece of mind and Sirius decides to like apologize and help Snape turn into an Animagus because then it would help heel his broken hands. Snape turns into a raven and his hands are healed again because a raven relies on its wings. McGonogall is a cat and she has good eyesight( I guess?) and Sirius has good hearing cause he's a dog. And while Snape is still in the Hospital Wing Dumbldore doesn't have it in his to visit him cause he thinks it's his fault Snape got hurt and Snape thinks Dumbledore is disappointed in him. Oh and Bellatrix ends up killing Dumbldore. And after some stuff happens they all get there happily ever after and they kill Voldermort. Ron and Hermione are only in like the last couple chapters. I know this sounds and I've written it kind of messy but the fic is really good but I can't find it on Ao3. Could anyone help me?

#Help me find this fic #It's on Ao3 #Snupin #Drarry #Harry Potter Fanfiction #Severus Snape gets discovered as a spy #Severus Snape is an Animagus #He's a Raven #Or maybe it was a crow

[keldae]

WIP Poll

Thanks for the tag, @starknstarwars! <3 Passing the tag along to... hmmm. I think all my usual suspects are tagged, so if you're reading this and you haven't been tagged yet... TAG!

Rules: Make a 24-hour poll with the names of your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner received.

#kel does memes #thanks for the tag! #starknstarwars #polls #WIP poll #cast your votes! #I know I can't exactly add a SENTENCE to Occy #but for every vote I'll do a bit of work on the costume! #I would put my planned second novel on the list too #but I can't start that until 1 November #(why yes that is my NaNo2023 project how did you guess?) #also if you want a link to Strangers From Distant Lands #it's on AO3 #I can give you the link if you like!

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

Happy Valentines Day ninjnerds!!

There’s a happy surprise waiting for you all on AO3 <3

Psst! Linky-link! Tap here lovelies <3

#obey me #shall we date obey me #one foot in front of the other #obey me fanfiction #obey me fic #obey me fics #my obey me fics #it's on ao3 #ao3 #obey me mammon #obey me raphael #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan

[ineedhjalp]

If it's good fanfiction:

Stay up all night to read it

Summary is either confusing as fuck or 'hi lol i did a thing'

You misread the word count. Thought it was 16k words? No, 1t's 168k and you're gonna be reading this bitch for HOURS

Not beta read

You zone out somewhere in the middle and have no idea what's going on

If it's bad fanfiction:

Stay up all night to read it

Summary is either confusing as fuck or 'hi lol i did a thing'

You misread the word count. Thought it was 16k words? No, 1t's 168k and you're gonna be reading this bitch for HOURS

Not beta read

You zone out somewhere in the middle and have no idea what's going on

#fanfic #is weird #it's complicated #i mean #i dont make the rules #latest read: #Strange Pilgrims: Being the Account of a lost Angel #the Journeys of a Demon #the meaning of Free Will #of the Unravelling of a Prophecy #and of Being Unravelled by it in Turn #And... wow #it's a long title #but check it out it's AMAZING #and falls into the Good Fanfic category #it's on ao3 #good omens #anyways #bye

[ainsleysays]

One of my favorite scenes from my fic...

This is from my fic "Rage Monster" over on AO3! It's my SDV Farmer Billie and Shane after a particularly emotional backstory moment for him, while they're still friends and haven't formally gotten together yet. But this is their first kiss and oomf if this isn't self indulgent fluff but I love it ;___;

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((This is from Chapter 7: Nicky and Molly

POV: Shane))

Billie pulled him close as he started to cry in earnest, all the grief and shame and loneliness ripping painfully out of him in strained gasps.  He held onto her, knowing at least a couple of times he was hanging on too tight but she didn’t move away.  She stroked his hair and let him get it all out, even as he shook with the intensity of it and soaked her shirt in tears.

After the worst of it faded, he was exhausted.  His whole body felt wrung out and weak from the effort.  Billie gently took his hands and pulled him to his feet.  He followed her like the undead as she guided him to her bedroom.  He froze as she pulled back the covers on her bed, terror building that she was expecting something from him he was in no position to give.

“Nothing funny,” she said softly, seeing his panic.  “Just easier to hold you here.”

Too numb to do anything else, he crawled under the blankets with her.  True to her word, she held him close, humming softly and running her fingers through his hair and over his cheeks.

He had his arms around her, afraid if he didn’t she might leave too.  She stayed firmly planted where she was, a rock in the storm he was clinging to like a drowning man.  Thankfully, she didn’t push him away, didn’t scoff at his distress.  Just held him and let him cling until his muscles relaxed.  He closed his eyes and let out a sigh of relief, calm slowly settling in.

“Thank you for talking to me,” she said as she placed a simple kiss on his forehead.

“Thanks for listenin’” he managed to say back, all his energy shot and his throat sore.

Billie kissed his forehead again, then lightly kissed the sore spots on his eyes from the tears.  Their noses brushed together and her forehead pressed to his.

He tilted his head up and then her lips were on his.  She kissed him so tenderly that his breath shuddered and he pulled her closer, if that was possible.  They continued to kiss, light and sweet.  No desperation, no pawing at each other.  He didn’t even feel particularly sexual just… cared for.

He’d never kissed someone like this before.  It had always been rushed and lust filled and fumbling for him.  Billie kissed him like she had all the time in the world.  He floated along with it, even in the moments where their lips were just barely touching and she traced the line from his brow, along his jaw, and back up again with careful touches.  Then her fingers would slowly run through his hair and she’d kiss him again.

If he thought about it, anyone he’d ever kissed before had been someone he was already sleeping with or the kissing had immediately led to sex or a blow job.  There was something… nice? comforting, maybe? about the way this was.  It wasn’t making out in the same way fucking wasn't making love.  No moaning or gasping.  He could just give in to it and enjoy it.  No demands placed on him, just this.

This was enough.  He was enough.

How long it went on for was hard to say.  He was so tired, emotionally and physically.  She put a balm on the pain and he fell asleep in her arms to the sound of the rain on the roof, pattering gently as everything drained out of him.

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#SHANE OOMF #Farmer Billie #Rage Monster #sdv shane #shane stardew valley #stardew valley shane #shane sdv #stardew shane #sdv farmer #sdv #stardew valley #it's on ao3 #sdv fanfic

[diamondswordupyourass]

OMG I JUST READ THE BEST BYLER FIC TO EVER EXIST JUST TO FIND OUT ITS NOT FINISHED

#FUCK #byler #its called Is This How It Ends? #it's on ao3 #and its made by just_a_byler_kid

[songofwizardry]

me? getting consumed with planning for a new longfic? again? couldn't be

#ok it's not technically new it's the same one i've had in my brain for years and have been rotating particularly hard for the last few month #yes it is critical role no i do not have a problem #i did finally post the first chapter on ao3 mostly to have it Out There but i also posted it at like 10pm last night while i was #100% not awake #i am well aware i have not finished a longfic in like. what. eight years. more? look. there's always a first time #i will try and remember to do a proper tumblr post at some point but not tonight #but if you would like my (incomplete but hopefully i Will update this and keep at it) offering to the genre of highly specific m9 aus #it's on ao3 #my writing #text post #my post