#it was so. LOUD. too!! lmaooooo

[dylanconrique]

no blooper of the rookie will ever be as funny as when eric's stomach growled when him and melissa were sitting inside the shop.

#*and this is icarly! #it was so. LOUD. too!! lmaooooo #melissa's reaction is so stinkin' cute and funny too she was like 😳😂😂😂 #i also love that melissa's laugh turns into wheezing anytime you make her laugh really hard it's so hilariously adorable #the rookie #eric winter #melissa o'neil #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford

[jacobseed]

"dep, what is all this?" wheaty can't contain his surprise or curiosity to the mountain of records she tossed on his table. theo grins as she sifts through a few of them. "music, my darling wheaty. in return for helping you, how about you play me some tunes on your radio?" she points out a few that are her favorite and a couple that are a must have. the temptation to listen to every single record crosses his mind - there's some good bands hiding in the stack and a few he hasn't heard before, but then a rotten thought takes over. "you aren't asking me for this just so you can throw parties again, are you?" "how could you possibly think that?" theo holds her hand against her chest as if she were wounded by his words. "but if i do, i will be sure to invite you. deal?"

DEPUTY DRIVING THROUGH HOPE COUNTY PLAYLIST with vast and beautiful sceneries, both day and night flying by. music to be played on the jukebox in the spread eagle while the whole town takes time off to feel alive for just one more night.

taglist: @imogenkol @statichvm @tommyarashikage @risingsh0t @strangefable

@ravensgard @firstaidspray @pitchmoss @pavus @florbelles

@carrionsflower @josephzeppeli @thedeadthree @leviiackrman @roberthouse69

@confidentandgood @carlosoliveiraa @g0dspeeed @rolangf @bigbywlf

[taglist opt in]

#wheaty asking how she got all those records #and her unable to tell him that she stole them from sawyer #oc: theo ward #fc5 oc #okay no more tags for yall for a couple of days i swear!!!!! #pls lmk if you like it. i didnt mean for it to get so long lmaooooo #but this is what i meant like someone these #she's speeding down the mountain #some of these she's partying at the lake or at the bar with everyone she loves #theo would throw wild parties literally like its the country #theres music too loud you can't talk to people even outside theres booze everywhere #everyones drunk and dancing and singing and someones got a real bull to try some bull riding #anyways my girl!!!!! thats my girl!!!!! theo is so so important to me i love my city turned country girl

[chronicowboy]

handyman came to fix the shower door, immediately shattered the shower door, had a breakdown, left early. how was your morning?

#sami rambles #LMAOOOOO #all before 12 too wtf #my rooms next to the bathroom and the moment of shattering was so fucking loud omg

[lithiumfae]

nsfw headcanons | weasley twins, harry, ron and draco.

warning: filth, don’t blame me.

❥ george weasley.

experienced. this man has slept his way through all the houses, he tends to go for hufflepuffs.

he is the type of guy that guides you through it, no teasing.

he seems like the type of guy that’s into oral sex (he prefers receiving). he is also into LOUD sex, he will try his hardest to make his partner scream just to shush her right after.

“keep it down, they’re gonna hear you” said with a straight face.

he likes to be in control without being a don.

i see him as more of an ass man…

he totally goes for tall girls, there’s just something about a woman close to his height that does it for him.

the type to ask “mmm?” with a fake sad face mocking his partner when she moans too loud.

favourite position: doggy.

❥ fred weasley.

also experienced. everyone is aware of this because he WONT shut up about it.

he likes to poke fun if his partner is not savvy enough, jokes, jokes and more jokes.

he’s into short people because that makes it easier to, you guessed it, make fun of them.

this man will ask the nastiest question the human brain could conjugate in front of everyone.

“have you ever done it prone bone?” next is the sound of everyone’s spoons hitting the floor as their mouths hang open.

if the phrase red flag was a person it would be him, but we are all blind i guess. will occasionally go for the girl george finds hot just to prove a point.

boob man 100%

he loves to give oral, he loves how shy girls get when he smiles up at them.

favourite position: standing.

❥ harry potter.

he was a virgin for the longest time and it shows.

he loves making out, sometimes you think he prefers it over sex.

he flushes all the way down to his chest, rosy patches on his pale skin.

he is on the submissive side, he loves being marked.

he asks for hickies. he likes the ones that can be seen.

he prefers taller people too, the type of dude to have a crush on Lady Dimitrescu.

eye contact. he looks at you with his eyes and mouth wide open, he pants and nods his head asking a silent question.

“yes?”

when he’s getting a blowjob he doesn’t know what to do with his hands, he’ll have them in the air clenching and unclenching a fist, trying so hard not to pull your hair.

the type of dude to say thank you lmaooooo

boob man too.

favorite position: cowgirl. DEFINITELY.

❥ ron weasley.

red flag personified part 2.

he’s such a jealous man but he won’t let you know until you’re having sex and you notice he refuses to kiss you.

he likes it rough and fast but he can somehow go for the next round not even 15 minutes after the first one.

stamina?????? hello?????

he likes to finger girls because it allows him to look at their faces and focus on the expressions they make.

he’s definitely shagged half the gryffindor tower but none of the girls brag about it??? he’s lowkey sad about it but also their loss yk what i mean.

sometimes he cries when he cums. it’s a little pathetic but it’s ron so it’s okay.

he gets off by having sex with slytherin girls, his ego loves it.

the type of dude to get into an enemies to lovers kind of deal.

“yeah? aren’t you embarrassed getting fucked by the bloke you hate?”

definitely into humiliation and degradation.

ass man.

favourite position: good old missionary.

❥ draco malfoy.

for all his mean bravado he is actually quite the gentleman.

if anyone out of these 5 men knows where the clit is it would definitely be him.

he likes it rough but not fast.

he is totally a dom but he is definitely not aware he is one, he doesn’t even know that those dynamics have names.

likes to pull girls’ hair to make them focus, he’ll even do it outside the bedroom. if you’re distracted while he’s telling you something at lunch he’ll pull your ponytail.

he is also into giving oral, opposite to fred he does it because HE likes it.

boobs boobs boobs boobs, oh how he loves boobs.

has a weak spot for girls with round faces.

“oh i’m so sorry love, such a pretty face stained with tears” all said with a very soft voice almost as if he was truly sorry.

he likes it wet, wet to the point where it sounds filthy.

favourite position: sideways or spooning.

#harry potter headcanon #harry potter x reader #george weasley x reader #fred weasley x reader #ron weasley x reader #draco malfoy x reader

[sunkissed-zegras]

☕️ quinny baby

MY FAV MUNCH LMAO!!

my first smut LMAOOOOO, enjoy yall

nsfw after the cut yall, read at your discretion!!!!

you laid comfortably on the bed as quinn straddled you.

his hands roamed your body as you two made out, slowly. usually, quinn would've been faster but he wanted to truly feel you right now, he missed you so much. you two hadn't been with each other for three weeks and that meant three weeks of sexual frustration for the both of you.

that was probably the worst part of travel for both of you, not seeing or touching each other for weeks at a time ─ you both slightly relied on one another to relieve frustrations.

his mouth moved from your mouth down to your neck slowly. you let out a soft whimper, trying not to move too much. staying still was a hard task as he sucked on your pulse point, making goosebumps form all over your body.

"quinn," you moaned breathlessly. he'd barely touched you and you were already hot and bothered, it frustrated you.

"hmm?" he mumbled in response as he continued to suck on your neck, making sure to leave purple marks everywhere.

"need you," you could barely form words as your mind spun, your whole body already overstimulated from the little touch you were receiving.

"baby, let me take my time with you." quinn responded to your whimpers softly as a smile engulfed his face, he was clearly enjoying this. "haven't seen in you so long... let me taste you, hm?"

you responded with a soft moan as you nodded. he let you lean back on the bed as he took off his shirt. he then spread your legs slowly and laid in between them, you swore the sight itself would make you cum.

he took off your small shorts and threw them to the side as he begun kissing all over your thighs slowly, all while watching you closely. you tried your best to stay still as he begun sucking closer to your heat but you couldn't help but let out soft needy whispers as you watched.

your whole body was on fire as he continued sucking everywhere but where you needed him most, your patience was beginning to run low. "quinny, please. need you,"

"i know baby, just relax for me. it's okay." quinn mumbled in between your thighs. he finally planted a soft kiss right at the center of clothed pussy, which made your entire body twitch.

"fuck," you whined out pathetically as he planted another kiss. your underwear had been drenched already which definitely stroked quinn's ego as he smirked. he finally began rubbing your clothed pussy slowly, making you arch your back instinctively.

"you like that, pretty girl?"

you couldn't reply, he knew that. he just liked teasing you. you whimpered in response and he took that as a 'yes', he continued rubbing slowly until your body twitched again.

"quinn!" you moaned in frustration. "don't tease anymore, please. i can't,"

"oh poor baby," he mumbled in faux care. "you need me?"

you nodded quickly, tears already brimming your eyes at his slow pace, "need your tongue, please."

"hm, since you asked so nicely... okay." he finally pulled off your embarrassingly soaking underwear, throwing it off to the side before his tongue entered your pussy, quickly.

you were surprised at his sudden change in pace and let out a loud moan, your back arching once again at his actions. his tongue was fast as he gripped your thighs, pulling them closer to his face.

this was his favorite thing in the world, if he could stay in between your thighs all day, every day, he would. watching you twitch and whimper above him made everything else in the world disappear, anything that was stressing him out would simply leave his mind as he licked and sucked your pussy.

his whole face was covered in your arousal, which made his pants feel impossibly tighter. he began to move against the mattress to get any type of friction as he eat your pussy feverishly, watching you tremble above him.

"quinny!" you moaned out in ecstasy as you gripped the sheets beneath you, leaning your head back. you were close, you both knew that ─ you didn't even have to vocalize it.

he moved on to his hands and put in over yours warmly, he kept his pace with his tongue as he felt your legs begin to shake. he moved his other hand, and started toying with your clit to bring you closer to your climax.

finally, the knot in your stomach snapped and you screamed out in pleasure, gripping onto his hand to ground yourself. he slowly lifted his face from your heat ─ his entire face was covered in wetness and somehow, that turned you on even more.

you brought your hand to his cheek and gave him a sloppy, sweet kiss.

MY 100 FOLLOWER CELLY!

#── ✦ 𝐞𝐯'𝐬 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲! #nhl fic #nhl imagine #nhl #nhl oneshot #hockey #nhl smut #hockey imagines #nhl fanfiction #nhl blurb #quinn hughes x reader #quinn hughes blurb #quinn hughes imagine #quinn hughes #quinn hughes x y/n #quinn hughes fic #quinn hughes smut #hughes brothers

[11queensupreme11]

Do you remember that platonic poseidon au where Percy is married to an Atlantic nobleman? well imagine this:

all the gods are eagerly awaiting the birth of the baby and when it is born they all collectively recreate that scene from "House of Dragons"

SPOILER ALERT !!!!!

that scene in which moments after giving birth to her first child, Rhaenyra is summoned to see the queen, Alicent asks if the baby has a name and then Leanor says the name (I forget what it is) Alicent comments that it is a strange name for a Valeryano (everyone knows that the baby does not have Valeryan blood, it is clear from the baby's appearance that he is not Leanor's biological son although he loves him very much), so Viserya just replies that the baby has the same nose as the father (HAHAHAHAHA)

just imagine Percy's first child is born with silver hair and small vine marks on his body, Percy's husband expects Poseidon to punish her as soon as he arrives in the delivery room and sees that his daughter was an adulteress but as soon as the Poseidon arrives, the husband is totally ignored since Poseidon is only interested in his daughter's health and in seeing his first grandchild, he picks him up and simply says that the Chrhonos genes are too strong to have skipped his daughter's generation and have reappeared in his grandson

In the second pregnancy, the baby born has black hair and red eyes, Poseidon just looks at the baby and says that he looks like his "father" even though the husband's hair is not even black and his eyes are far from red

In the third pregnancy, a child with pink-blond hair and slightly shiny skin is born, the justification is that this time the child took after Poseidon's own blonde, since this is the child who most resembles him.

the last child has green hair, all Poseidon says is that the child has the same face shape as his "father"

It's an open joke that the husband is not the father of any of Percy's children, it's an open secret and everyone knows the truth but if anyone even tries to suggest that Percy is an adulteress and deserves to be punished the person will be tortured by dozens of different gods

absolutely EVERYONE defends Percy's honor and is offended on his behalf if anyone casts a questioning glance at his children's appearance and powers

Does the first son spend a lot of time with Hades? well they are just a very caring great uncle and nephew pair, great uncle hades is just teaching his great nephew how to use death powers that "probably" skipped a generation

Is Beelzebub spending a lot of time with his second son? well the child showed interest in the art of research and as a good "friend" of percy he offered to teach the child about the best methods of torture research

Is Apollo always in the presence of the third son? well he is a really cool cousin who offered to babysit so that his LOVED niece has time to rest

Is Loki spending a lot of time with his fourth son? well this baby is the youngest and is very spoiled and mischievous, their personalities just "matched" and they are both just having fun together

Are the babies calling the children of Hades/Apollo brothers? children like them so much that they think they are related, oh how adorable childish "innocence" is

Are the babies playing with Odin's beard and calling Thor their uncle and grandfather? they are just affectionate nicknames

NO, THERE IS NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THIS, IT DOESN'T MATTER if the children have similar powers to yanderes this is just a coincidence, you DARE insinuate that precious Percy is an ADULTERA!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!!! you must pay with YOUR LIFE!! The Gods sentence you to DEATH AFTER A LOT OF TORTURE

what do you think?

what do i think??? WHAT DO I THINK??? I THINK I FUCKING LOVE THIS LMAOO 😭💖💖💖💖💖

THIS POOR NOBLEMAN THOOO LMAOOOOO. while poseidon 1000000% accepts his grandkids and would never say out loud that he's aware that none of the kids are from the husband, he's still FURIOUS that the nobleman failed to protect his precious daughter from hades, beelzebub, loki, and apollo

(which is ridiculous cuz they're a bunch of insane all-powerful gods, what do you want this man to DO??? 💀)

I LOVE HOW EVERYONE'S ON PERCY'S SIDE TOO LMAO!!!!! SHE REALLY IS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE 😂😂 everyone is part of the percy protection squad/fanclub they won't accept ANY slander about her 😍

I ALSO LOVE HOW THE YANDERE DADDIES ARE SPENDING TIME WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE KID OMG THATS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺

but the nobleman.... that poor guy.... he's literally just a 4x cuck now 💀💀

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

[multifandomslxt]

I’d love to know your take on the perks of dating a chubby!reader. Seventeen or NCT, it’s upto you!

I mean as a chubby girl I make a great heater, pillow, stress ball, gym weight, and taste tester 👅

I’m sure not everyone has a smutty outcome but I’m sure a few of the boys would love death by bosom. Jeonghans always cold and I’m pretty sure I could give jungwoo the softest squishiest cuddle he’s ever had haha

Nct 127 perks of dating a chubby! S/o

Taeil

Tits and tummy

He’s alllllll about the tits and tummy

Idgaf what anybody else says😭😭

Goes feral when you walk round the hose without a bra.

His hands always find a way to creep up under your shirt and play with your nipple

As for your tummy…

His personal pillow

Although if he were to choose between the two

It’s your tits😌

Doesn’t mean he shuns the tummy though

9 times outta 10 he gives you hickeys all over your tummy

Makes you wear crop tops every time he does it too.

“You’re so soft and comfortable”

Taeyong

Choke him with your thighs🧍🏿‍♀️

Loses it when you wear shorts

He gets to see your thighs double in size when you sit 😭

I’m sorry but he groans out loud at that some times😭😭

Pinches them when he thinks you’re being a tease

As we all know taeyong is a man (SHALALA)

As a result

In his eyes

Death by pussy is the best way to go

In other words…

SIT ON HIS FUCKING FACE!

He sucks the life outta you

Past

Present

And

Future

Also likes how rough and calloused his hands look next to your soft and plush thighs

Oooooo

He would loose it if you wore short tennis skirt but lemme stop😭😭✋🏿

Johnny

Okay okay hear me out

This is very specific

Yk when thick girlies wear body con dresses and they sit down

And you can see their tummy rolls?

Yup

That’s his calling

Your fucking tummy rolls AND your back rolls

I’ve said this before but when Mr.Suh is fucking you from the back

there are certain things that just make him want to fuck a baby into you😭

Another one of those being your back rolls

HE MAKES YOU ARCH MORE SO THAT THEY BECOME MORE PRONOUNCED 😭😭

I said what I said

And don’t let him catch sight of those stretch marks either 👀

Also we know this man has a size kink so if you just happen to be short and chubby….good luck with that😭😭

Yuta

Ma’am 😭

Chileeeeee

Yk exactly what this man will do to you😭

Anyways even though I believe Yuta would love EVERYTHING

I think is absolute favourite would be

Your love handles.

Why?

Not only because you skin is soft and supple there

But also because

When he’s fucking you and you’re trying to run away or escape

He knows that Holding on to your love handles tightly will keep you right here he needs you

Also likes how your tummy jiggles when the orgasm is too much😩

Doyoung

Unlike the previous ones his isn’t as horny💀

Baby like your cheeks

He just loves how plum they are🥹

He loves how he can squish them and how they puff up when you’re angry😭😭

So cute🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿😭

Also Loves your chubby hands

Loves how they can barely wrap around his hard dick

Loves how you have to use both hands to pump him

And also loves how your cheeks puff up when your trying to swallow all his cum🧍🏿‍♀️

Ik I said his wasn’t gonna be horny but I lied😂

Jaehyun

Okay

Lemme see if I can explain this well

lie down on your back

lift both your legs up

don't spread them just lift them up and pull them to your chest

THAT!

THAT IS WHAT HE LOVES

more specifically

he loves the way your pussy is being squeezed between your thighs

he would call it a sweet treat

because this man eats pussy like he's been starved.

Jungwoo

Anon you couldn't have been more on point.

Although I believe Jungwoo is horny 24/7 lmaooooo

His favorite thing about you would be the cuddles.

Especially when he's sad or tired he just likes to be spooned

imagine this big baby curling up next to you

OMG

OMG

He would definitely leave light kisses on your tummy

AJFJHWEIKJDSBVINJEKLHDGVESK,S;DFJP

I'm devastated

Mark

STRETCH MARKS

And if you think I'm wrong

argue with yo mama, not me.

Don't get me wrong Johnny would break your back in if he saw your stretch marks

But mark?

Mark?

Mark is gonna have you trying to push him off you.

Like you are literally going to try and run tf awayyyyyyy

Stretch marks are necessary for his survival.

Can and will fuck you just because you showed him how some of your stretch marks are darker than others

OML this is so dirty and specific but hear me out

He uses his cum to trace some of your stretch marks😭😭😭

Haechan

Loves how you look in his clothes

Especially his basketball shorts

One time he spilled something on your bottoms and he offered you his basketball shorts to change into

It's loose on him but when you put it on it looked skin tight

THE MAN WENT FERAL

because why is your ass so pronounced in a pair of basketball shorts???

long story short that pair of shorts now has a hole in the crotch

don't ask why

yk exactly why

HE FUCKED YOU

#nct scenarios #nct smut #nct 127 #nct dream #nct fanfic #nct imagines #nct yuta #nct taeyong #nct fluff #nct doyoung #nct donghyuck #nct jaehyun #nct haechan #nct johnny #nct mark #nct kpop #nct taeil #nct x reader #nct icons #nct imagine #nct #nctzen

[elliebarker]

what if lifeguard ellie! and reader are dating and r does a prank on her and makes her think shes drowning

HAHAHA LMAOOOOO this made me giggle out loud

lifeguard!gf!ellie just looooooves pushing you into the water. and you absolutely hate it. so, in order to get payback, you decided to put her to work.

the storage closet door slammed closed and ellie's keys fumbled in and out of the knob, locking it.

"babe," she said, noticing you standing right next to the edge of the pool, i swear she sets me up for these! she thought, "ready to go," she calmly said whilst smirking up at you. you nodded, smiled, as she walked over. "cm're" she said, grabbing you by the waist, and pulling you into a kiss.

"ellieee..." you said, slightly embarrassed, her action coming out of nowhere and throwing you off a bit. that was until you did exactly what you expected to do. "AH!" you let out a little scream as her hands went from your waist to your stomach, pushing you into the deep end of the pool. and unlike the last 4 times, you didn't rust to get back up to the surface. putting on quite the persuading act, so you thought, that you had drowned. ellie had just dusted off her hands, proud of her work, to see- rather to not see you gasping for air, when all hell broke loose. she couldn't lose you, she couldn't. not only could she not lose you, but she also could not lose you at her own hands. she dove in extremely fast and immediately went to grab your body and rush you back to the surface. by this time you were having too much fun, and you wanted to keep the bit going, like those girls who call their friends saying their dead just to get their reactions.

"wake up, love, please." you could hear the cracks in her voice, she was trying not to cry, trying to hold it together for you. she then went to do the one thing lifeguard training had made her learn. cpr. she went to tilt your head and pinch your nose so she could breathe into your-

"ouch!" you squealed, all high-pitched. "let go of my nose els!" trying to get out from under her grasp, simultaneously laughing at her look of epiphany.

"you- you fucking asshole!" she punched your arm as you started to laugh non-stop. "i-i thought i lost you." she stuttered over her words, yes she was mad, but she was just so goddamn relieved you were okay she could barely stay mad. "don't," she said, beginning to laugh herself, "do that, again, please."

"as long as you don't push me in again," you said, grabbing a towel to dry the both of you off, then grabbing your bag to finally head out, "no promises."

an: this was actually so adorable and fun to write tysm anonie!! i've teased you guys long enough, i'm done with my anxiety, i'm releasing my full lifeguard!ellie fic tomorrow. bring your popcorn. i worked really hard on it and even though you guys don't know it, all of your reblogs and likes and comments mean the world to me so make sure that if you liked my fic(s) to reblog, comment, etc to not only boost my page to other ellie enjoyers but to let me now whether or not you like it!! thank you guys sm! ily <3

#lifeguard ellie #ellie drabble #ellie williams x reader #ellie x reader #ellie tlou #ellie williams x female reader #maes asks #elliebarker #lifeguard ellie drabble

[astrochaosmind]

how each mercury sign might talk in a disagreement🧠💭 (this is fun and light hearted, if this isn’t true for you that’s okay scroll.

aries mercury/1H: might be defensive , trying too hard to stand for what they believe in, too loud , gets irritated but doesn’t give up easily. They also might talk with their hands plus makes justifications from time to time

taurus mercury/2H: Stubborn asf , can’t change their opinion what they think , might sound mad but sounds unbothered. Waits til in private too actually get angry and loud about it might even try too forget about it most likely says what they observed and noticed just like gemini but they don’t say too much though.

gemini mercury/3H: witty talks all that shit , will most likely laugh or not take it seriously which can make the other person more angry. overall nonchalant with what they say and voices their opinion based off what they observed/know I love them for that🤧

cancer mercury/4H: may talk based off of feelings or experiences they’ve had or similar to the person most likely will try too justify it or not make too much of a big deal out of it trying too be the empathetic person in the debate.

leo mercury/5H: will not hesitate too argue back or say what they think is wrong or right , what they think should happen. they will most likely talk in the debate based off of what they heard so basically rumors?? Lmaooooo

virgo mercury/6H: points out tiny mistakes or words you said wrong or “weird” while you we’re talking. Will most likely ask why you think like that or just criticize your opinion and what you think like a judgmental person in a way lmaoo and will go off of receipts haha.

libra mercury/7H: might take sides or again might say a lot of “well” “I mean if you look at it this way”, tries too act like they don’t like the drama but lowkey will put in their 2 cents and say some shit.

scorpio mercury/8H: they have a lot too say but don’t say much because they know they’ll hit a nerve and say some hurtful shit they know about that person.

sagittarius mercury/9H: blunt might read you to filth may get loud and use humor in the situation if it’s a philosophical or fun debate. Also might just go off of what they heard from other people and form their own opinions quick asf!!

capricorn mercury/10H: hmm let’s see will be mature and logical about it and try too understand why you think like that. They will sometimes base it off of empathy and old situations that occurred and think that’s still relevant when it’s old plus might take sides

aquarius mercury/11H: I legitimately don’t know to many aquarium mercuries but only 2 I knew and they seem like the people that will talk and be so stoic and not care about the debate , won’t bother too agrue or engage because they know they can’t say what they want without everyone getting hurt. The ones will base their opinions off of what they think or feel like is right or wrong the type too not talk much honestly👾

pisces mercury/12H: they’ll say their peace based off of eavesdropping or observation as well lol or might even agree with the people but deep down the think differently and is analyzing bs sometimes.

#astrology #astrology community #astrology observations #air signs #mercury signs #earth signs #gemini mercury #scorpio #pisces

[callme-darling]

pierre using his handcuffs on you but also… using it on him?!! he just seems very submissive and breedable sometimes-

OH MY GOD WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS ??? (bc i’m a sad lil sub-leaning-switch that’s why lmaooooo) BUT THIS IS SO GOOD ????? this is filthy omg

fuck, this would take less convincing than you’d think. he’d be hesitant, yes, but god, would he be so eager to see you in charge.

think about it: he’s the head of his team and so many people come to him with problems to fix, and his family had relied on him for so long, and he got so little in return. so when he finally has the opportunity to relinquish that control, and to let someone else take the lead? it’s an unspoken fantasy of his for sure.

he’d love the way you’d have his wrists cuffed down, your hips straddling his waist while you pepper warm kisses up his chest. god, he’d let you tease him for hours like that just to bask in your affection.

and when the teasing gets too much? when your hand won’t give his poor cock a break? he loves it so much. to be under the power of someone he trusts is exhilarating to him. to be made into putty by your touch alone.

his hips would be bucking into your palm while you edge him, his arms straining to break free from their confines. but you both know that’s the last thing he wants. and he’d sound so pathetic trying not to moan too loud when you finally let his cock slip into your pretty pussy.

you’d ride him til he was seeing stars. and the view he gets is second to none, he’d literally be drooling at the sight of your cunt bouncing on his cock while he could do nothing but moan and buck his hips up into you.

#ꕤ ₊˚✧ mailbox . #❀₊˚✧ thots . #♱₊˚✧ filth . #swann arlaud #pierre perdrix

[dumpsterlmao]

... Hey bestie!!! I saw your requests are open!!! So, I wanted to request something!!!

May I request: Lilia reacting to a motherly/fatherly reader? Reader simply likes to take care of the 1st year students!

(You knew I was going to request for Lilia lol!!! Take your time btw!)

DISNEY TWISTED WONDERLAND BULLETED SCENARIO ! - lilia vanrouge

how lilia would react to mc being a parent-figure to the first years ?

genre - pure fluff!

notes - LMAOOOOO BESTIEEEEE i knew your ass would request for lilia damn, what a simp 🤨🙄 jkjk, here's your dilf lilia request! i hope it fits to your liking. i HOPE.

THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING ! ✿･ﾟ｡

• lilia finds it cute. not even kidding, i have a feeling he would that goes the point where he gains a soft spot over you.  he was surprised to know that you act like a parent-figure with the first years. but you're only doing that cause you genuinely care for them. still, they would consider you as a parent just for laughs. 

• he is impressed by it. his reactions say it all. like for this one situation here with you and sebek: "don't run too fast sebek, you might get hurt." you picked up the papers he had drop while sebek helps you out. "it's for emergency purposes, human! i can't afford to bring over these copies at a late hour!"

• you sighed at his response since you already expected how he would react. you just only wanted to remind him to be careful next time. lilia was there nodding in impression as he witnessed all of that. silver looked at him and wondered if his father was okay hence the look on his face. "father, are you alright?"

• he won't hesitate to throw a compliment at you. like, on any every opportunity, he won't hesitate to take it down. he'd find a way to say it to you immediately. 

• "ah, now i'm darn hungry! magift practice made me drain my stomach out." epel groans while stretching his arms out. you were lucky to have brought a spare snack to give epel for his empty stomach.

• "here epel, you can have my spare sandwhich." epel was surprised as he looked at the sandwhich in your hands. "thank you mc! i've been starvin!" he says as he took a bite off the sandwhich after.

• "epel, you are really lucky to have the prefect act like a parent-figure towards you." the two of you stopped in your tracks as you both saw lilia who was standing in the middle of the corridors. "lilia?!" epel gasps.

• "parent-figure?" you questioned him as he nods. "you seem to care for the first year students and prevent them from doing harm. i must say, it's rather impressive of you to do so mc." you began to blush at his words.

• "oh, that's nothing at all! i only did it cause i truly care for them, y'know?" epel looks at you with an surprise. "is that why you're a bit too overprotective?" you nodded at his question. "well, you could say that." you told him. then you began to grap epel by the hand. "but, we'd best be going now lilia. see ya!" lilia waves back at you before you and epel finally left.

• "AAAH-" deuce lost a hold of his grip that resulted him into falling off the tree. "DEUCE!" jack ran off to catch him but you were in the way. he was about to land on the ground until you succesfully catched him. deuce departed from your arms after you managed to catch him from falling off the ground.

• "please don't do any of this next time, you guys. i would actually pass out on the ground if you guys were seriously injured." you let out a loud sigh with worry in your voice. "i'm impressed with how you are able to catch deuce from falling, mc." you heard lilia's voice so you turned to him. "MR. LILIA?!" jack, deuce, and ace gasped in surprise upon seeing him. "oh, lilia. so you saw all of that, huh?" lilia nods.

• "mhm, i heard a commotion nearby which turned out to be the three of you." he answers. "now, all of you ought to listen to the prefect here. they are always cautious of your safety." lilia says. "oh good, the boomers are talking." ace lets out a sigh. both deuce and jack smacked him by the shoulder because of his response. "hey, i was just kidding!" he curses out.

• "heck, even trey isn't on the same level as mc!" he randomly called him out as he saw him. trey heard his name being called by ace. "heh, what did you just say, ace?" he stopped picking up the apples that were dropped on the ground. someone was definitely not getting their slice of apple pie.

•his expression was priceless which lead to everyone laughing. "might this mean that i have a chance?" lilia hummed as he wonders. "what chance?" ace bluntly points it out as lilia shook his head. "whoops, you hear nothing trappola." 

• oh, and lilia would be glad to take you in as silver's other parent. just kidding. though he is still in favor for that, you're gonna have to sort that up with him; if you're interested. (ehem)

• "father, must you be serious about it?!" silver gasps in shock. you were on the same boat as him as well. lilia said something about wanting you to be silver's other parent.

• "the look on my face says it all, son. i am in fact serious." you didn't know how to react at all. but you knew lilia would be joking since that's how he usually is. the cheeky one.

• "i, i don't know how to respond to that." you sighed. lilia lets out a loud laugh. "HAHAHAHA, i was rather joking mc. no need to feel pressured now." he assures you.

• but before letting out another word his mouth, he looks at you with a smirk and leans over the wall with his arms crossed. "but, if you do happen to change your mind.... feel free to inform me right away-"

• "FATHER!"

#disney twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland x reader #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland fanfic #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland imagines #disney twisted wonderland reactions #disney twisted wonderland scenarios #lilia vanrouge imagines #lilia vanrouge #lilia vanrouge x reader #lilia x reader #lilia #diasomnia #diasomnia x reader #twst lilia

[tonberry-yoda]

Headcanons of a romantic brush between kakyoin and y/n who happens to be jotaro's cousin one year younger and clearly also joseph's granddaughter? I would like to know the reaction of all the crusaders to this situation, I feel that Polareff would be the most annoying, don't you think? XDD

omg this idea is so funny!! i hope i did well at writing it! it's kinda short and just goofy fanfic, so i hope you enjoy anon!!! <3

Secret - Noriaki Kakyoin

Pairing - Kakyoin x f!reader

Warnings - none!

Word Count - 540

Notes - thanks for the request and sorry this took so long anon, ive been trying to get through a lot of requests lmaooooo. hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy!!! <333

You smiled and ran up to Kakyoin, pressing a kiss on his cheek. You and Kakyoin had been secretly dating since you landed in Singapore and to hide it, you have both woken up early to take a walk around the hotel before everyone else gets up.

You had to admit it felt silly to be hiding something like this, but also a little fun. Plus, if your cousin, Jotaro, found out, he would be on your ass about staying on task and not worrying about stupid stuff like relationships. And your grandpa, Joseph, found out, you would never be able to have a moment alone with Kakyoin.

You didn't want to seem off task or like you didn't care about the actual mission at hand, so you and Kakyoin just spent your time together early in the morning and late at night before doing actual work throughout the day.

“Did you sleep well last night?” You asked Kakyoin, watching the warm sun rise.

“I did,” he smiled and placed a small kiss on your cheek. “How about you?”

“Pretty good. There was a loud train outside though, but other than that, it was pretty nice.”

“Well, at least you got some sleep.” Kakyoin sat down on a bench, patting the open spot next to him for you to sit down.

You gladly sat down and rested in his arms watching the sun on the ocean. Waking up now was actually a nice thing, not only because you got to see Kakyoin and spend some alone time with him, but you also got to see the sun rise in tons of different countries, which a lot of people can't say they’ve seen.

You snuggled into Kakyoin’s arms, feeling yourself drift off to sleep again, when you heard a very familiar laugh.

“Don't get me laughing like that, Polnareff, gonna make my knees go out!” Joseph wiped a tear from laughing so hard and you panicked. There wasn't enough time to get out of Kakyoin’s arms, and even before you thought of that, Jotaro made eye contact with you, following right behind his grandfather.

Your eyes went wide and you turned to Kakyoin, trying to figure out a cover up. But everyone saw you at this point and knew what you were up to. Joseph ran over and said, “How long have you two been snuggling?!?!”

You shrugged and went to say something when Jotaro grabbed the tip of his hat and shook his head with his iconic “yare yare daze”.

Kakyoin just giggled and made the situation worse and your face more red by placing a huge kiss on your cheek.

Polnareff ran up with tears nearly in his eyes. “Oh my goodness!! You two are so cute together!!!” He sniffled back some tears and grabbed Kakyoin’s hands. “You better treat her well, alright? You better take her on the most lovely dates! I know a great place in France.”

Everyone began bombarding the two of you and you couldn't help but giggle and apologize for hiding this from everyone.

Jotaro wasn't too amused though and just told everyone to pack their bags and go while Polnareff was crying in Avdol’s arms about how cute the two of you were.

~~~~~

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@tonberry-yoda

#hope you enjoy :) #this was such a goofy idea #jjba #writing #fanfic #my writing #fanfiction #<3 #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #jojos bizarre adventure x reader #kakyoin #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #sdc #sdc x reader #stardust crusaders #stardust crusaders x reader #jjba part 3

[tiger-willow]

I’ll be honest, The Christmas fireplace stream is very relaxing. It has a sort of comfy/comfort feeling just sitting with Cucurucho. Like for real I’m sipping tea and dunking my cookies in milk. I kinda wish I could have a day just chilling with Cucurucho weather it’s Christmas or not. I absolutely love this!!! (Also Richas just sneaking around like a little gremlin is very cute and funny as well as the appearance of the capybaras, Frirusflais and a random rat is nice too)

(edit: also BADBOYHALO?! WHAT IS GOING ON LMAO?!?

(Second edit: TUBBO TOO!?! AND NOW THEY ARE PLAYING MUSIC?!)

(Third edit: FOOLISHGA TOO LMAO!? And Tina <3)

(Fourth edit: this crazy haha, the stream went chaotic so quickly and I regret speaking so soon LMAOOO)

(Edit five: BRO CUCURUCHO JUST FUCKING DIPPED LMAOOOOO)

Edit six: OH SHIT NEVERMIND HES BACK! THEY’VE BEEN CAUGHT! CUCURUCHO PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS LOUD CHAOS LMAO /hj)

(Started writing this since 7:10 EDT and just started editing after BBH showed up lol)

~Anyways I’m going to sleep lmao, Merry Christmas and happy holidays! <3 :]

#qsmp #qsmp live blogging #Tiger_Willow posts

[silviakundera]

The Spirealm Ep 6 Reaction

fair warning: in these episode reactions I'm not gonna pretend I haven't read the novel. in fact, I purposely finished the novel before viewing, to get The Full Experience. thus novel spoilers, including twist end, included.

🙌 client sleeps on the floor time 🙌 (LQ: I can sleep on the floor. RN: NO.)

Creepy X agent listening at their door and setting up the newbie.

Spikes stabbed through the wall while they sleep! Not ok!!!!!

This is why in a survival game you sleep fully clothed!

"Are we really going to treat the kids this way?"

"There's no room for mercy."

I fucking love how creepy the whole forced holding an egg in your mouth thing is.

Lock picking skills and THE DOOR \o/

lmao after RN snarks at agent X, "so that's your new partner" and makes a face at her, he turns and flashes this little smile at LQ as he says, "let's go." The bias is so strong.

yaaaaaaaaassssss the newbie is losing it. Things are falling apart. RN looks as enthralled as me.

LB is supposed to be standing guard while RN sleeps (as they all take turns), but does he sit in the chair? no. He sits on the bed next to RN, and talks out loud to him so there's no way he'll sleep either lol.

Nevermind, they're just gonna go to sleep together and hope no monsters try to kill them overnight.

.... that lasts about 15 seconds 👍

ah, LQ discovers that RN tried switching their eggs so the monster will target only RN. He's so low key about it. I like how understated it is, though of course LQ understands the significance of every time RN protects him.

"Here's yours."

You just know those crossed hands were blocked that way on purpose.

The way that RN then just matter of factly drops his on the floor, completely crushed. "My hand slipped. I must have been delirious."

Look at that lying uwu face

LQ doesn't even bother to buy what those eyes are selling and he once again probes, tests, why are you taking such good care of me?

He suggests maybe it's about recruiting him to join Obsidian, but imo I don't think he actually believes it's mercenary. It's that... it all feels too good to be true. (His repeated questioning reminds me a little about how Cha Yeowoon in 'Love for Love's Sake' finally laments, in distress, that he doesn't understand why Tae Myungha is treating him this way. And he's told, why can't someone just decide to be good to you? In both dramas, Ruan Nanzhu & Tae Myungha are indeed hiding some critical context but that doesn't mean the care is false.)

In this case, RN tells him: "I think you're talented. I want to be friends with you."

"You came through this door just to help me, didn't you?" RN spins a story, but neither LQ or the audience buy his bluster. Plus, there's delicate piano music again ;)

"I believe in you. .. Because I see a light in you that others don't have."

(this is VERY INTERESTING in lieu of the fact that in the novel, 12th Door God!RN apparently saw something so special in Actual Leader of Obsidian!LQ such that he falls in love and creates this entire long game for them both to lose their memories & develop a relationship asdfghjk)

awwwwwwwwwwwww LQ gives a tiny smile with, 'ok' and agrees they'll escape the door and then he'll go PICK UP CHESTNUT THE CAT AND COME FIND HIM 💕💕💕

Clasped hands! Heart eyes! RN: "Agreed."

LMAOOOOO the way they're still romantically holding hands while our leading lady jolts up sleep-talking about accepting a Best Actress award. Nice bit of comedy to break the mood, so it doesn't cross over into cheesy.

lol next morning, RN: whose sleeping posture looks better, mine or Xu Xiaocheng?

LQ, a savvy husband-in-training, "Both look good." Nice save, sir! Couldn't have done it better myself.

Yaaaaaaasssss the bloody cake!

🕵🕵🕵 room 720 timelines 🕵🕵🕵

Next Episode

#the spirealm spoilers #the spirealm #silvia watches the spirealm #cdrama

[bluegekk0]

The twins are more evidence that Hornet and Grimm are related lol

Lmaooooo yeah literally. She is not beating those allegations now. She took one look at the baby and knew it was over. FPK seeing his new baby and being all like "Oh my gosh, he looks just like you when you were a baby" meanwhile Hornet feels dead inside.

Of course it's not really that big of a deal, she's excited to have more siblings, after Lewk was born she realized how much she enjoyed taking care of a little brother, and they're very close too. She just gets really irritated when people ask if Grimm is her dad, for her own reasons. She does see him as a father figure, but she keeps it to herself (it's connected to her fear of getting attached and then losing that someone), so whenever someone says it out loud her instinct tells her to deny it instantly. And now it's going to be even harder to do so with a little sibling that looks almost exactly like her.

Though at the same time, part of her is actually a little bit happy about it. Again, Grimm has been a father figure to her for a long time, even during her childhood, and as she sorts her thoughts and feelings over time, I think she'd find herself happy about actually having two parents. So perhaps with time it just becomes a little running joke between them, nothing that would actually make her upset. Would she start calling Grimm "dad", though? Nah, I don't think so. But she'd be a bit more comfortable with telling others that he's her adopted father, if they point out the resemblance.

#ask stuff #feral pk au #save #hornet #grimm

[lea-andres]

Okay, so I'm turning the girls group 10 heart event into a sleepover in my Stardew fic because I NEED IT.

It gets so bad, Lewis comes over like three times to tell them they're being too loud, my farmer oc Lillianna accepts 50 bucks to go flash Harvey at nearly midnight (which she would've done for free because it's Harvey, Haley just significantly underestimated how much of a freak Lillianna is for that man lmaooooo 🤦), probably get another round of Clothing Therapy because Emily loves dress up (Also she definitely brought copious amounts of liquor from the Saloon lmao), I need the girls to be friends.

Oh don't worry, the guys group 10 heart will be a thing that just happens too. None of them know how to play pool so it turns into a bizarre approximation of solids and stripes (I ACTUALLY KIND OF KNOW HOW TO PLAY POOL LMAO) with Gus giving silent shade from the bar. (He's not going to help, it's funnier to watch whatever THAT is.)

Plus I need a guys sleepover because IMAGINE HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WOULD BE!

"Lea none of these guys would want to host such a thing. Except maybe Sam but Jodi would never tolerate it in her house." Oh don't worry, my farmer OCs have that covered.

Lucas: *doing the dishes, unsuspecting*

Lillianna: *drags a duffel bag out from under her bed and runs for the door* I'M GOING TO MARU'S YOU'RE HOSTING A GUYS NIGHT HERE IN LIKE 10 MINUTES!

Lucas: WHAT-

Lillianna: THERE'S SNACKS AND BOOZE IN THE PANTRY AND I SET OUT SOME MOVIES BYE- *sprints out the door*

Sam: *bursts in immediately after* :D

Lucas: NO-

#lea's a dumbass #stardew valley #sdv #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #sdv farmer