#it was a bender for sure

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Happy happy birthday you talented bitch! Hope you're living it up tonight

gvskdhsksjkdsk nonnie i-

thank you so much!! i very much did live it up 🥹❤️❤️❤️

#for two days/nights in a row rip 🙈 #it was a bender for sure #feel like i'm just now getting over the hangover lmfao #thank you for the birthday wishes! 🥰🖤 #very nice people tag #asked and answered #nonnie

[emdeejaydraws]

more noir

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#futurama #philip j fry #turanga leela #bender rodriguez #freela #(implied anyway) #fanart #freela noir #sure i'll tag that #artists on tumblr #deejay draws

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

Friender-Bender! (Dreamy for the Summer Vacation already...~)

Let's be honest, we all wanna kiss that belly by now.

#metalocalypse #mtl #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #mtl fanart #dethklok #nickles #they can have their hotgirl anime summer episode too. when we're at the beach this will be brought up by me for sure #listening to Lana del Rey again this time to Paris. Texas #I know it's rather for spring. but I'm still yet to make one for spring #metalocalypse fanart #dethklok fanart #friender-bender #this should be safe. tumblr pls. it's summer. im sweating already don't make me put on more clothes

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet. #hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it. #i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though. #wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard. #and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

[leadendeath]

using squared, angular faces like ¬_¬ and :] to deliberately yet subtly allude to my computerness

this post is always popular so instead of turning off rbs for like the third time *posts my links* also i have a plan for my assessment which i need to add to my gfm page when i can find my phone to login- ask me about it! :]

you’ll reblog this version if you’re not a coward >:]

#this is always popular so instead of turning off rbs for like the third time *posts my links* #i have a plan for my assessment which i need to add to my gfm page- ask me about it! :] #you think my robot liking is a recent development? jokes on you ive kinned ash from alien and bender (more of a synpath) for Years #we're bringing back kin terminology in 2024! WHO'S WITH ME! #if you do need a definition- that's okay! :]- a synpath is a character who you go: #''that's just like me!'' #rather than: #''that IS me.'' #or you identify WITH rather than identify AS. #i checked the definition on the kin words which i have been using for many years just to make sure i was right and i was :] #(i knew i was right just. Checking Behaviours yknow) #i checked my spelling on ''allude''- i was about to use ''elude'' which is a synonym for escape that wouldve been the wrong word #i got a normal thing wrong and a weird thing right! that's so me LOL

[hairtusk]

still hold that this picture my boyfriend took of me during lockdown while i was at university is the best picture of me that i have

#three days into a decadent bender of going to bed at 9am after drinking heavily and smoking cigarettes indoors #i was at least 85% sure i was pregnant when this was taken (spoiler; i wasn't) #ah. simpler times.

[zuko-always-lies]

Unpopular Opinion

The people who become master benders without having to put in the hard work and without having to struggle aren't Azula or Toph or even Aang, they're Katara(becomes a master good enough to teach the Avatar within a month of finally getting formal instruction) and Zuko (get's a convenient dragon-shaped powerup rather than having to actually master the fundamentals).

#Azula #Toph #Aang #Katara #Zuko #Katara had trouble learning waterbending because literally all the other southernwater benders had been genocided #and that was her struggle #and didn't have it easy #But once she actually met a master waterbender she took so easily and instantly to it #Zuko refused put in the basic hard work #that's his introduction #and then we basically never see him practice #but got the dragons to teach him firebending #Azula had to practice hard to become as good as she did #Toph taught herself but I'm sure it took many years #Even Aang struggled learning new forms of bending despite literally being the Avatar

[aivoton-idiootti]

SOMETIMES! the way people talk about Harry or his body/appearance is very telling of how people see addicts and disabled people. The insistence on how "gross" and "offputting" he is gets a little tiring. Just saying.

#hot take but he just looks like A Guy #he is not some uniquely gross monster of a person #i promise you he can take a shower. the game takes place right after a suicidal bender of course during the game he looks rough #do i need to add a disclaimer that obviously he sucks bc hes a cop. or can yall understand that this is not about that #you can actually still be weirdly ableist even if ur target is a shitty person #disco elysium #harry du bois #sure ill put this in the tags

[pumpkinrootbeer]

i do think it is legitimately very funny whenever someone tries to make the claim that lavabending is inherently a very slow subbending and therefore not good in a fight. specifically when using that argument against Bolin's skill as a bender.

Sure, I feel like in very specific instances with Ghazan that could be a fair argument to make. It takes him a moment to destabilize the Ba Sing Se wall and for him to kick up enough lava to destroy the airbending temple. (to the point I would argue that if Bolin had been versed in lavabending like he was in s4 he would have swept the ground with Ghazan), but in moments where he's actually in a fight his lava is incredibly quick.

Just the lava frisbee on its own is an incredibly quick move

But making that argument with Bolin in particular is absolutely batshit when outside of lavabending he is an incredibly quick fighter. I would say it is one of, if not the, most defining things about his fighting style. He moves very, very quickly and uncharacteristically agile for a earthbender. This is a known thing. Like

I am not the first person to say this but no other earthbender does backflips like he does. And THEN with lavabending he is just as quick if not more so

Bolin since season 1 has had an uncanny knack for bending incredibly fast, and his lavabending is no exception to that rule. It's honestly something that haunts my brain all the time because how quick he is with it low-key breaks the balancing? a little?? Like earthbending was always shown to be very strong but in turn it was slower than other types of bending, but with Bolin that doesn't really seem to be a hangup he has.

#:v #bolin #legend of korra #NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM.... #the way people will sit down and try to convince me with their whole chest that mako is a better bender is wild. #Like mako has a lot of other strengths but I would not say he stands out as this uniquely strong firebender #honestly except for azula most of the firebenders we see are talented for sure but none of them like Otherworldly strong when in bending #Again not saying he is weak but if you want the Strong bender of the lok group it's Bolin hands down 🤷 #obvs Korra is strong but she's the avatar she's going to be strong #Bolin is just a guy he's a kid for the majority of it a child who has had zero formal training #and I would argue could beat the majority of the beifongs #with the exception of toph but even then it's not gonna be this easy toph sweep #sure toph can metal bend and is an incredibly skilled earthbender but also Bolin is also very skilled and has Hot Rocks #tho tbf I hate comparing those two can't they just both be good? #anyway Bolin solos su and the chief in a real fight I will die on that hill Specifically #s4 Bolin I mean it's the lava diff #god I sound like a powerscaler put me down now guys #anyway. Bolin 🔛🔝

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Avatar vs Antagonist switch up

Aang: Hey, what if we like, did a whole antagonist swap thing? Like instead of me fighting Ozai, I get someone else, and someone else gets Ozai? Korra: Oh god yes, let's do it. Roku: That's not really fair, Korra has a lot of enemies. Kuruk: Says the guy that what? Had Sozin? Kyoshi: I call Sozin! And Ozai! Wan: Wait are we really doing this?! Korra: Kyoshi are you sure? What if it's during the comet? Kyoshi: Comet-shmamet. The fight's mine regardless. Kuruk: Kyoshi you seem a little too gungho about this Kyoshi: I have beef with Fire Nation Royalty. Roku: Kyoshi I don't think that's the best mentality- Kyoshi: I don't care! I'm ending their bloodline! *_* Roku: They're still really strong! Kyoshi: I'm stronger! Easy-peasy lemon squeezy! I'll kick their ass over easy! Yangchen it's your turn! Yangchen: I will take Zaheer and P'Li. :) Korra: Are you sure? They're kinda- Yangchen: I'll take out the combustion woman first, giving myself a head in the fight. Kuruk: A....head. Wait, you don't mean you're gonna blo- Yangchen: After that, I'll marionette her corpse in front of that fraud airbender to show him what a real earthly teather is. Then, I'll show him how the pros rip air out of people's lungs. Aang: Jesus Christ what is the matter with those two. Kuruk: I'm taking Vaatu I guess. Both of them. Korra: Why do you want Vaatu? Kuruk: I don't think anyone else here is capable of taking them on, except you, me, and Wan. Korra: Oh fair. Wan: So like both of our Vaatus on at the same time or- Kuruk: Oh spirits no, I'm 1V1ing them. I'm not crazy like Kyoshi or Yangchen. Tho I suppose I'll have to deal with Unalaq too. Korra: Fine, I'll take all of Kuruk's fights then. Kuruk: You sure about that kid? Korra: Yeah I'll just spiritbend, it'll be fine. Aang! Wan! Roku! Have you figured out what you wanna do? Roku: I guess I can take Jianzhu? Wan: Um......the other two Red Lotus I guess? Don't worry Roku, I'll keep the lavabender away from you. ;) Roku: Thanks Wan. :/ Aang: I'm sorry, but are we seriously going to ignore what Kyoshi and Yangchen said?????!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #legend of korra #lok #rise of kyoshi #shadow of kyoshi #dawn of yangchen #legacy of yangchen #wan #korra #kuruk #aang #yangchen #roku #kyoshi #she's blowing that woman's head off #don't tell yangchen there's boom boom man from Aang's era that needs sweeping up #kyoshi is stepping in on the father glowworm fight tho #sorry korra she has business to take care of #Yangchen: Oh ANOTHER combustion bender? Splendid. I'll be sure to wipe them all out this time :) #KyoshI: THAT FUCKING WORM IS MIND DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM KORRA! *0* #Korra: Do WHATEVER you want just someone take Ty Lee I'm not dealing with a fucking chi blocker >:(

[lazyveran]

always thinking about the fact that azula was born the second child. that in royalty the second born, the daughter, was always the expendable one. that if azula hadnt been lucky enough to be born as prodigy, she'd most likely be married off, shipped away from her home and ultimately discarded for ozai's petty political gain

#she was born knowing she was expendable and crafted her entire life around making sure shes not #seeing ursa and her very overt misery in her marriage probably didnt help azula's perception of her future either #most likely why she basicallt dedicated herself to becoming the greatest fire bender she could #what else cld she do to ensure the one parent who seemed to love her KEPT loving her #azula... gah #azula #atla #veran speaks

[mihotose]

I Know kim and harry literally index the case using the date 08/03 suggesting this is the date of day 1 however ruby's diary entry says M's peone is coming to martinaise to investigate on the Ninth (and besides, it doesnt fit with the date of death being the fourth and that the corpse has been hanging for seven days as of day 1). might the index just use eg the date the corpse was reported to the rcm rather than the date assigned officers actually make it to the scene

#in which case day 1 is on the eleventh right... #lely was murdered (4th) -> cuno threw rocks at the corpse for a few days before klaasje decided to call it in (8th) -> #harry arrived in martinaise (a few hours later on the 8th?) -> harry has a three day long bender and wakes up the morning of the 11th #that being said ruby's diary entry about being holed up 'here' (taking this to mean the fisher shack) is from the 12th #so maybe klaasje called it in say 11pm on the 8th and the dispatched harry the morning of the 9th #plus the three day bender would have the kineema waking up harry and scaring away ruby to the feld building on the 12th #I Sure Feel like this is something that should be very simple that im just not understanding bc im tired #or maybe it was obvious to everyone else this whole time. not sure! #gemitus #disco elysium #maintagging yeah sowwy 👍 #i think the fact that he was killed at night probably adds some rounding to the mix here

[unhingedkinfessions]

the concept of being fictionkin is so funny to me sometimes (not in a derogatory way). like your evil blorbo who committed several atrocities and ran a vast criminal empire is now a blue-haired bepronouned butch clipping his toenails over the tub while listening to my chemical romance. and i can tell people this to either make them laugh their asses off or inflict psychic damage

REAL. SO REAL.

like. bender bending rodriguez, guy who has done every crime ever, is now some anxious freak that is too scared of being caught to break any rules and also hates lying. and doesnt even drink or smoke. he would be devastated.

joker here. i wanna be funny and say im the same person basically but like have i robbed a bank? can i? no? too scared to sneak my cat into school? devastating

#other mods i encourage you add on with ur own examples #kinfessions #Anonymous #also 'bepronouned' is an excellent word #mod bender #fictionkin #ways to make sure bender never kills himself: tell him who he reincarnates as

[steve-from-fanfiction-dot-net]

“Good news everyone! While watering my anti-matter garden, I discovered horrors beyond human comprehension. BEHOLD!”

*Orchestra sting*

“That’s… fascinating professor, but whatever it is… shouldn’t it be scary?”

“Obviously it would be, but then it wouldn’t be very incomprehensible to humans.”

#futurama #professor farnsworth #incorrect quote #wasn’t sure how this gag would resolve #option a is Bender enters the room and self-destructs #option b is Zoidburg saying something like So that’s where I put my toe-nail curlers

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

when i say im not offended by neopronouns i mean you can go out of your way to make or find the F U N K I E S T pronouns possible.

#i found wor/worm #it was on pronoun dressing room #which is how i read up on my opinions on pronouns #lol #and im pretty sure those ones are relatively surface level. #queer #gay #genderfluid #trans #gnc trans #gender bender #non binary #enby #gender nonconforming #genderqueer #neopronouns #pronouns #lgbtqia

[therandosfandos]

He's so proud of himself...awh...you did it baby! Yes you did! You bent that huge pipe! Everyone's so proud of you! We're all so very proud! 🥹

#futurama #bender #the mutants are revolting #he bent that pipe and he's damn sure proud #BEND IT! BEND IT! BEND IT!