unhingedkinfessions

[unhingedkinfessions]

i’ve been kinsidering aoi from you and me and her but according to canon in the end (spoiler warning ig) she somehow becomes every single heroine dating sim character which has some crazy fucking implications that i cannot begin to fathom. i did not ask for this . am i all of them. i need answers yet i do not wish for them

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#anonymous #kinfessions #fictionkin #mod dave

[unhingedkinfessions]

"dni if you ship (my kintype) with a man" my brother in christ I AM A MAN. more specifically i am a man but also a woman but also anything!! i fuck with gender and i fuck with anyone regardless of gender!! fuck it

man i understand but 1- is this a canon thing everyone else is aware of and would understand 2- when has a dni stopped u. who caare tee bee each

#but if they rbjust Dumb then live ur truth and be a hater smile #kinfessions #fictionkin #mod joker #tho idk if this counts. its more of a kin complaint

[unhingedkinfessions]

hard to be a silly cute babygirl when youre caesar clown from one piece

just looked this guy up. yeah that would be hard huh

#kinfessions #fictionkin #caesar clown kin #one piece #mod joker

[unhingedkinfessions]

human romance is nothing to me right now I just need a partner I can present a raw carcass to. to impress them with my hunting skills, and so they can eat it, and then my partner and i will curl up in a nest. i wish i had someone i could steal the neighbors chickens for.

so understandable. i hope u find this for urself

#kinfessions #otherkin #assuming. #mod joker

[unhingedkinfessions]

Please help I keep kinfirming British people

I'm on like. Brit #5 now with Michael Distortion. Help

sorry but this is it for you chump. youre going in the silly box (classic british word for jail)

#anonymous #kinfessions #fictionkin #mod dave

[unhingedkinfessions]

so scary seeing someone kin a character your in love with like. haii please please pleasr pleasw

literally. yeag

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[unhingedkinfessions]

I think my ex was a gender critical egg and I'm a little bitter that dating me didn't crack them but dying and being resurrected twice did. ok pal

kinda funny

#anonymous #kinfessions #mod dave #as the self proclaimed expert of dying and being resurrected #it gives you a hell of a lot to think about #mod pikmin edit wym gender critical egg

[unhingedkinfessions]

to be honest my memories are kind of weird because at some points i’ll be like in the government working with the president and congress and whatnot but at other points i’ll be like. just some guy on the street. the government loses track of me, the concept of america, and i just do stuff. at one point i ran a speakeasy for like two months. like huh.. what.. i also became a radio guy for a while. that was nice, the ladies loved it. this was WAY after my first wife, patty, died btw. i’m loyal, promise. miss u patty cake <3 — unc sam

the more i learn about your canon the more enamored i am

#kinfessions #Anonymous #mod bender #uncle sam

[unhingedkinfessions]

Romance repulsed aromantic Martin Blackwood here! Help. Help me. This fandom is so hard to exist in for me

oh christ. i can imagine. sending my strength to you

#kinfessions #Anonymous #mod bender #fictionkin #martin blackwood #the magnus archives

[unhingedkinfessions]

i thought new jersey was a city in lousiana well into my adulthood in one of my kin tls

thats hilarious

#kinfessions #Anonymous #mod bender #fictionkin

[unhingedkinfessions]

It’s my birthday soon ( March 30th ) and all I’m thinking about is the time Sasha nearly got her ass kicked for trying to steal food from the kitchen for us so we could have like a little party.

It did not go well. We were caught.

Not because of anything Sasha did but because Jean laughs like a horse and woke everyone up.

fuck we missed your birthday happy belated brother. thats pretty funny

#anonymous #kinfessions #mod dave

[unhingedkinfessions]

i kin things from two pieces of album art and one of them is a literal metal ball.

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#kinfessions #i got nothing 2 say about this one. um um um (metal pipe noise #mod joker

[unhingedkinfessions]

If any of you’ve seen The Menu, it’s really funny because I kin The Mess. Also the fact it’s a food and dining horror movie is funny bc my body sucks so bad I can only eat like ramen.

Julian would be so mad but. Sucks to suck I work minimum wage you can’t kill me. You only hate the rich.

The Mess 🍽️

not yet but ive heard its good. try putting an egg in your ramen ok

#anonymous #kinfessions #mod dave #fictionkin #the menu kin

[unhingedkinfessions]

I used to be kin of Prep from the boyfriends webtoon.

used to be...........

#kinfessions #Anonymous #mod bender #fictionkin #boyfriends webtoon

[unhingedkinfessions]

Sometimes I send my canonmate (we were best friends in canon) supportive messages on discord and ask how his day was. Sometimes he sends me pictures of his houseplants. But secretly... I think he's a really cool guy and deserves to be happy

:)

#this is a delightful ask #Anonymous #kinfessions #mod bender

[unhingedkinfessions]

The worst feeling is revealing a kintype you're REALLY embarrassed of to a close friend and they just say "ohh that makes sense" and don't explain further

yeouch. ice fucking cold

#anonymous #kinfessions #fictionkin #otherkin #mod pikmin

[unhingedkinfessions]

think i might be worm

you sure

#kinfessions #otherkin #worm kin #mod joker