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amber-laughs · 7 months

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something about the Wall separating wildlings from Westeros for 8000 years until Jon and the Starks ruling Winterfell for 8000 years until Robb…. yeah those are my girlfailures

#starks down a 1000 #oopsie sorry about that guys they were just having a rough year #the king who lost the north #robb stark #jon snow #valyrianscrolls #house stark #asoiaf #game of thrones #asoiaf crack #is this crack? it’s silly to me #the wall #winterfell #lord commander #nights watch #kitn #king in the north

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nocreativityfornames · 10 months

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Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go upstairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

#MC coming out with the FACTS #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me #silliness overload ⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+#☙ no creativity for names ✾

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the-travelling-witch · 2 months

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Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

#“but the demons in game sneeze too—”#okay and #when has canon ever stopped me #/silly #i just think it’s way funnier if the different species have these stupid differences #(see my ‘demons can’t eat salt’ hc)#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #om! shall we date #om! mc #om! mammon #om! leviathan

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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[Before going to RAD for the day]

MC: LINE UP!

[The brothers form a line & MC kisses their foreheads as they head outside]

MC: Okay lets go have a great day! :)

The brothers: ♡ :)

Bonus: The others heard about this and started sneaking into the line every morning

#I just wanted some silly wholesomeness idc this is CANON to me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me fluff #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me incorrect quotes #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer

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beelsbignaturals · 9 months

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Unhinged Dates with the Obey Me Cast.

AN: This was just a silly haha but I had way too much fun with it. It was supposed to be one line each...

Leviathan takes you to go see a whale fall in person. He uses magic so you don't die, obvi, but come on guys!!! Whale fall!!!

Barbatos will take you back in time to witness some of his favorite historical events. You can have a picnic while watching Pompeii from a safe distance.

Satan takes you to a real murder mystery party. Someone sold their soul to him and it's time to collect. Why not make a date of it and kill the poor fool at their own party?

Asmodeus takes you out for the Elizabeth Bathory spa treatment. Virgin blood does wonders for your complexion!

Belphegor will pull a Freddy Kruger and take you with him to haunt some poor shmuck's dreams.

Lucifer is a classy guy. You can sip demonus while watching a Shakespeare reenactment of your choice. When a character dies, so does the actor! Don't worry, love. It's just the souls of the damned. Part of their punishment, y'know?

Beelzebub takes you to a restaurant that used to be all the rage before it was shut down just prior to the exchange program. But the locals kicked up such a fuss it reopened. Just... ignore the fact the menu looks like something the Sawyer family would be offering.

Mammon had a phase where he was really into jumping off of buildings. If you find old Devilgram pics of him divebombing the ground before flying off at the last minute and give your best puppy dog eyes, I'm sure Mammon would be delighted to hold you close as he indulges in an old pass time!

Diavolo will let you join while he sentences souls to damnation. As his future co-monarch, it's your right to learn about the ins and outs of the kingdom. You can even wear a crown made of bones if you want!

#this was supposed to be silly and i took it a little too serious at the end #om! shall we date #obey me #obey me mc #obey me x reader #shrimp writes #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me levi x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me belphie x reader #obey me beel x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me diavolo x reader

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l3viat8an · 12 days

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MC: How much do you love me?

Beel: a lot.

MC: On a scale from 0 to burgers?

Beel:*leaning down to kiss MC* Burgers. With bacon!

MC:*smiling and kissing Beel back* You're the one ❤︎

#two silly post in a row!!#Beel is just so cute omsgjshs #surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me beelzebub #obey me beel x mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #om! beelzebub #om! crack #om!#om! shit post #om! mc #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

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bisexualfbiagents · 8 months

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THE X FILES | Sanguinarium (4.06)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #dana scully #fox mulder #4x06 #sanguinarium #his silly little face in the third gif im in love with him you don't understand #silly goofy mulder is so dear to me #they're both so funny i love when they crack stupid jokes like this #lil jokesters!!!#mine

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tweetsofyj · 24 days

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#she’s so silly #divorce #simone wake up and send those papers #first the dog thing and now this #being put into a coma would be the last straw for me personally #yellowjackets #yellowjackets text posts #incorrect yellowjackets #yellowjackets memes #yj memes #yj crack #van palmer #taivan #lauren ambrose

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whatsitzface · 4 months

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The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

#just posting some of my thoughts because I haven't seen anyone else going feral over annabeths portrayal yet #she was by far my favourite part holy shit idk what crack leah laced in her characterization but I am so addicted #HER SMUGNESS #HER APOLOGETIC LOOK BEFORE PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER #NO SOCIAL SKILLS - ALL BLUNT ANSWERS AND LAME ASS JOKES #shes just skipping under the invisibility cap #meandering after Percy as Clarrise beats him up #whistling out of tune while vaugely wondering how she'll get Percy to let her join his quest after this #im sorry but i am so crazy about her portrayal holy smoking Hephaestus someone help me #pjo+#percy jackon and the olympians #silly mispelled trending tag #percy jackson #annabeth chase

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fsherman · 3 months

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