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Hello! Happy New Year! Finding your writings on this blog has basically been a New Year's gift to me, I greatly appreciate your wh40k content! <33

But please, can you point in the direction where I could read MORE romance-centered fiction about The Emperor of Mankind? Any fanfics? Maybe even just humble ficlets? There's only so many times I can re-read your piquant postings, I think I can recite them verbatim at this point (or at least parts of them, for sure). I'm new to this fandom and it's wayyy too big for me to gulp down what is what and where to find it. Please help a wh40k Emperor-appreciator newbie out :(

Thanks, anon! Happy Belated New Year to you, too! ❤️

Now, I'mma be honest, I'm the last person to ask about but I do have some wonderful followers on here who are more knowledgeable about this, I think!

In fact, I'm right there with you, anon! Y'all got any recs for romantic Big Emps x reader fics?

#cutie 𝓠. #wh40crack.

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Adam Smasher but I smash his pelvis with my fat booty cheeks.

Who will win? Smasher's pelvis or the booty butt cheeks?

#adam smasher x reader #nsfw. #oh my lawd lmao

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Happy New Year 🎉 I saw on your other blog it was your birthday recently, so happy belated birthday as well!

Late as hell to this but thank you kindly, anon!

Hope the first 8 days have been treating you well! ❤️

#cutie 𝓠.

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a Merry/Happy Christmas to y'all!

#cutie 𝓠. #hope your holidays were fantastic!

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First thing to do as Elden Lord.

Impregnate Diallos

We support you 100% in this endeavor, anon.

#cutie 𝓠. #elden ring #elden crack. #diallos hoslow #diallos x reader #nsfw. #eldensoulsborne #I love how we've babygurl'd Diallos lmao.

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Bloodborne vs Monsterfucker

That Cleric Beast won't know what hit it.

#cutie 𝓠. #eldensoulsborne #bloodborne #I would say beat its ass but uh... lmao.

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Hey K.D., I really enjoy your Warhammer stuff! It's been my introduction to wh fics (since I'm new to the fandom) and I've yet to find anyone who does smut better, lol. Thanks for all your hard work~

#cutie 𝓠. #warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #there are much better smut writers out there because lord knows when I start a scene I draw a blank towards the climax lmao.

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hello! if you're open to writing more bloodborne, what do you think yandere eileen would be like?

Overly protective, even beyond the extent of the overly protective in Yharnam.

Will go to great lengths to ensure you don't participate in the hunts whatsoever.

May or may not have tried to dissuade you from becoming a hoonter altogether.

Would REALLY (read: absolutely) prefer that you work alongside her for a multitude of reasons; her biggest one is to keep an eye on you and keep an eye on you she will.

Even if you don't work alongside Eileen, she is watching you. You just know she is.

Will cross boundaries a lot, especially if she suspects the hunts are taking their toll on you.

But make no mistake. Her protectiveness of you does not make you exempt from her blade. In fact, should you succumb to the bloodlust, she'll make you her number one priority to dispatch.

#request fill. #cw: yandere #bloodborne #eldensoulsborne #bloodborne x reader #eileen the crow #eileen the crow x reader

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What is cuddling with the primarchs like. (And no just writing morty off with a stank joke plz)

Horus - Very affectionate, complete with quips and kisses. Loves to hold you in the crook of his arm. His tits are wonderful pillows.

Leman Russ - Leman is quite the cuddler, especially because he really likes skin-to-skin contact when you two cuddle. More than likely, you'll both be naked. To your surprise, horizontal loving doesn't happen as often as you thought it would.

Ferrus Manus - A bit stilted but he's got the spirit. His arms are of great interest to you so it's not out of the ordinary to marvel at them.

Fulgrim - Cuddling with Fulgrim has an 85% chance of leading to... other things so yeah. Cuddling also includes a very elaborate primping session.

Vulkan - About as vanilla and saccharine as it gets. Doesn't usually last long because the giant teddy bear is a walking furnace.

Rogal Dorn - Also a bit stilted with him, too. If anything, you'll be tucked under him and engaging in conversation over his latest project. His voice, though he doesn't believe it, is quite sonorous and lulls you into a peaceful doze.

Roboute Guilliman - You're the one sitting in his lap while he's busy doing paperwork or the like. You like to tease him and he'll chuckle and tell you to behave; this is said rather suggestively, too. 👀

Magnus - Funnily enough, you're cuddling and playing with his hair while nestled comfortably in one arm while he's busy reading a book or perhaps the latest treatise his brother Lorgar wrote.

Sanguinius - Just as saccharine as Vulkan's, complete with you being enveloped in his wings just as much are you are in his arms. Touching his feathers will make him rouse his wings, though.

Lion El'Jonson - LMAO.

Perturabo - You're begrudgingly (read: happily) nestled against him and he begrudgingly (read: ABSOLUTELY) accepts it.

Mortarion - The clingy koala of the group, even with the scowl on his face. If he had his way, he'd never let go. Don't you dare tell his brothers or sons, though.

Lorgar - The one who cocoons himself around you. He absolutely, positively adores your cuddle sessions. It's a wonderful retreat away from his obligations and foster father.

Jaghatai Khan - You're holding on to him for dear life while he goes fast so there goes your cuddle session. He's really the one who has no objections to cuddling but he doesn't actively seek them out, either.

Konrad Curze - Does looming over you smirking like a deranged gremlin count as cuddling? If so, then... nice!

Angron - One of the many reasons he has to hate the Nails. Wants your touch. Yearns for it, actually, and if he didn't have them, he'd have Mortarion beat as the clingiest koala to ever cling. Instead, he has to contend with thought and you have to contend with the crazed way he looks at you. Cheers, darling.

Corvus Corax - Cuddling him is like being enveloped by the comfortable darkness. Whenever you're surrounded by it, you're secure in his arms.

Alpharius - You cuddle one, you cuddle them all. Cuddle pile!

#request fill. #warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #primarch #primarch x reader #horus lupercal #leman russ #ferrus manus #fulgrim #vulkan #rogal dorn #roboute guilliman #magnus the red #sanguinius #lion el'jonson #perturabo #mortarion #lorgar aurelian #jaghatai khan #konrad curze #angron #corvus corax #alpharius omegon

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I am getting into cyberpunk and I saw one of your Adam Smasher fanfics and I was wondering do you have plans to write more about him?

I do have plans to continue. It's just a matter of where I'd like to take it, really, because I like gremlin ripperdoc!reader and Corpo!reader with Smasher, too.

#imagine there being a plan to raid Arasaka and part of it involves abducting the reader because of their association with Smasher eh?

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Here me out: I think Modern Rouboute has a praise kink.

Given the diaster he woke up to.. he needs someone to pet his hair and tell him he's the best and he's doing ok.

Okay, anon, but hear me out on this: Roboute has a praise and degradation kink.

That one decision he made that still makes him grimace? Punish him.

Him having a moment of anger that's unbecoming of one in his position? Reprimand him. How dare you, Roboute.

But there are those moments where his self-critical thoughts are more than he can handle, where he looks at the dimming light of his, his brothers', and his father's legacy and he just needs... he just needs your comfort.

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #nsfw. #primarch #primarch x reader #roboute guilliman #roboute guilliman x reader #ultramarines #imagine comforting Guilliman who is in subspace.

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Logars ideal pet is a giant brightly colored macaw (those really big parrots) that someone gave him (wanted to get rid of) that he initially waxed poetic for its pretty colors and taught to recite old emperor worship except now he can't get it to stop and demon Corvuses attacks gave him a fear of birds meaning he's fucking terrified of it as well. It flies around his tower screeching at him and shits on his scrolls. Owning these things has been described as a toddler with a car horn and powertools that live for 80 years. So go figure it recited some ritual and now lives for as long as a primarch.

Someone also taught it to swear (because of course). It hurls insults and corvus corax qoutes at him while he's trying to meditate.

LMAO.

Corvus is getting his revenge regardless, and Lorgar can't even kill the bird if he tried to so now it's the bane of his existence.

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #primarch #lorgar aurelian #corvus corax

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Resident mortarion simp here (it's not "recent anons" sending mortarion asks like that other blog thought it's just me lol, the ones you've answered since the sangy/moth sandwich one atleast).

I read one fucking fanfic portraying this man as a tsundere touch starved asshole and since then I've just been diving into that headcannon refused to acknowledge any lore proving me wrong lol. Full on confirmation bias lmfao but atleast it's the self aware kind and not the dysfunctional adult getting in overly heated arguments about shipping fictional characters kind.

I want to hug the moth.

I... can see Mortarion being this, especially when he's out of his armor and he lets his guard down enough for you to touch him.

Imagine just touching your tsundere bbygirl mothman primarch girlfriend's cheeks and he's... glaring at you while also leaning into your touch.

You dare to touch him? Disgusting. Do it again.

#warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #primarch #primarch x reader #mortarion #mortarion x reader #death guard

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RIP GC

Using submit since I don’t have an account but Elden ring request! If GC was killed instead of Godwyn night of the black knives (IIRC) how’d everyone react? I think Marika and Radagon might lose it.

Marika and Radagon, I think, would be even more at odds than they were before. I can see the timeline being pushed forward and Marika’s now more determined than ever to shatter the Elden Ring, and I think that Radagon’s motivations for attempting to repair it would be equal parts devotion to the Golden Older, to spite Marika, and (perhaps) a misguided belief to bring the Golden Consort back. Somehow.

I don’t think the motivations for the Demigods will change much but from a military perspective, I wonder if the battles would be more destructive due to the hasty mobilization. 

#submission #I'm so late and I deeply apologize. #elden ring #eldensoulsborne #elden crack. #radagon of the golden order #queen marika the eternal #golden consort. #request fill.

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Fem primarchs. Vulcan would the biggest mom friend

With some of the bestest boobies to ever boobie.

Vulkan's hugs are magical, more so because of Primarch titties.

#vulkan #warhammer 40k #wh40crack. #primarch x reader #salamanders 40k #vulkan x reader

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Completely random question, and I know its going to sound weird, but do you think Smasher has the ability to get someone pregnant? Like the traditional way, or via ivf treatments or something?

I could see the IVF route provided some of his sperm was saved before he went full cyborg.

But can you imagine having not one but TWO Adam Smashers running around? lmao

#cyberpunk 2077. #adam smasher

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Warhammer30/40K | part deux

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