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I mixed my two fav things! 😍
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the-intp-kid · 1 year
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INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship
INTJ: proof?
INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close
INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs
INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it
INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time
INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???
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str6ngled · 8 months
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I am nothing unless he is looking at me, I am only important when he touches me.
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thisismyanimus · 1 year
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hijacking the tags
i imagine that this post will show up if you search for a combination of any two words appearing here
if you like any of those topics or are brazilian, hit me up, follow me, message me, idk
se você gosta de algum desses tópicos ou é brasileiro, me segue ou manda mensagem
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sinnamonrollcat · 2 years
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Why I kin Noe from vnc :
*finds the most mentally ill person there is*
I like you I don't like you but I find you interesting. I find you intriguing.
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You know you’re having a good time when you (INFP) and your cousin (ISFP) both take a 100 question mbti test and are both told you’re INTJs (my results below, hers were similar)
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i sit in the school library. i work on my school work with a very serious face that means serious business because i am a grown up doing grown up stuff while also doing my best to mask the fact that i am listening to the charlie and lola theme song in my earbuds at this very moment
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nonbinarylocalcryptid · 8 months
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I was thinking about how my INFP ass would be a Avatar of the Extinction but then I remember, I've reading/devouring/drinking books like they were water all my life, I'm well known for knowing random stuff, I can't left a question without answer, I love learning things...the Eye grabbed me by the collar of my t-shirt a long time ago
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꩜welcome to my page꩜
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shhhh it’s a shitpost blog
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lybystoned · 1 year
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Cutely drops this
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hot-like-a-calzone · 2 years
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me: *wakes up in cold sweat at 3 AM* the dreamer in dostoevskij's book is an INFP
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sylvctica · 2 years
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      “Now I’m just hungry for gummies...”
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      “If ya brin’ out those dick gummies, ‘m leavin’.”
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       “... but they’re funny shaped ...”
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the-intp-kid · 1 year
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INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?
INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP
INFP: huh? why?
INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?
INTP: true, thank you so much
INTJ: yeah, very true
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ea-paperbits · 1 year
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Imagine writing a sophisticated poem called 'Beppo'
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antheiantics · 2 years
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MBTI Type - Reflection/ What am I?
A few years back I was INFP aka Mediator - that was the first time I ever did Myers Briggs test, and to be perfectly honest, I hated it. I never really connected with that type and felt like there was something more to me than just being the idealistic introverted healer that always sought to help, understand and support.  (no offense to all INFPs I like you, just not when I am you and you are I)
 I wanted to improve, be better, no, be the BEST at everything. I was secretly competitive and a sore loser. I constantly felt the need to call out people, but held back, because once I decided to speak, I always ended up being ruder than needed.  I wasn’t always on the same page as my friends so I stayed quiet, for the most part in hopes not to be asked anything that could bring out my argumentative side. 
I did relate to what the Mediator description said, but felt like it wasn’t actually who I was, but rather what I had grown to be, ignoring my real aspirations/motivations. I renounced myself from INFP&MBTI and honestly forgot about it. 
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Three years later, (after I ended numerous toxic relationships and started caring more about my well-being than the well-being of others) I did the test again (out of boredom from staying at home and between studying sessions) and got something very very interesting - ENTJ-T - The Turbulent Commander.
Now that was a surprise, to say the least. 
Extroverted (I was shocked, being an ambivert inclined to introversion, at the time)Natural-born leaders (I’ve always been more of a follower that wanted to speak up, but didn’t find the courage to), perfectionists, and careerists that are always ready to help and find solutions to problems without being overly sympathetic. 
You have a problem. I don’t weep with you or offer you a shoulder to cry on, I help you get through it, like the bad bitch you are. Crying is a waste of time. I still think that even when I do succumb to that action (mostly out of pent-up anger, rather than sadness)
To me, that was an eye-opening result. I loved every sentence in the description and felt like that was the person I deep down wanted to be, so I took ENTJ as my inner self - the sleeping beauty that had been lost while I was trying to find her way through the woods of other peoples’ dreams, expectations and needs. 
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I thought it was the end of the saga. That was before I decided to research the whole MBTI community. (last week)
Before I explored the other Analyst Types - INTP, ENTP & INTJ 
Damn it all. 
I related so much to their separate characteristics and the worst part of it was that they were the exact ones that contradicted ENTJ. 
I realized that I was an overly contradicting person - something that through research I found out was mostly an ENTP trait. Let me not even mention that I later discovered the same characteristics fit ENFP - the type of people I also ended up liking due to their dual nature. (I’m a Libra and I’d die if that’s the reason I’m so damn confused about everything) (obviously, I would not die, but I got to be dramatic first)
I am stubborn as hell - also INTJ, INTP.
I want to be the most successful person in numerous fields - can’t settle on one. It’s the world I desire to be efficient and good at. - ENTP
Intelligent people MOTIVATE me, but also ANGER me because they might be better at a certain thing which fuels my competitiveness and my perfectionism - ENTP
Knowledge. Is. Power. And you can’t be powerful if you’re stupid. - INTJ
If you want to earn my respect, show me how well-read you are. - all of them, I think 
Sarcasm is my love language. - INTJ, INTP (probably other Analysts too)
I am constantly fighting the urge to control/dominate people, which is a very toxic trait, but is a part of me that I can’t and don’t want to suppress anymore. 
I adore powerful women who, through perseverance and hard work, always come on TOP - ENTJ, Miranda Priestley simp
I either bust my ass or feel burnt out from thoughts of doing the work I am supposed to. - INTJ
Sometimes I’m insecure just about everything I do since I was a straight A student in lower grades and didn’t really have to study to be good at some subject. In upper grades I ended up feeling like school was just a system that broke brains and mindsets, pushing us to study something we would not need further in life. - ENTP, ENTJ 
After you’ve read all of that, can you tell me what I am?
Help me get rid of the confusion so I can resume functioning normally rather than hyper-focus on a subject, that would most likely distract me from having to improve myself in other fields.
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sinnamonrollcat · 2 years
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Lord the infp you put on earth to feel things and be silly is being forced to do math and science stuff :(
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