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the-intp-kid · 1 year
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INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship
INTJ: proof?
INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close
INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs
INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it
INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time
INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???
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INTP: is this hell?
INTJ: in what sense?
INTP: the present moment is both eternal and painful
INTJ: in hell there is relief in utter helplessness. here our actions have consequences for both ourselves and others
INTP: truly it is worse
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player-17 · 1 year
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Intp: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Intj: Only if you don't ask why.
Intj: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Choose one.
Intp:
Intj:
Intp: This one will do.
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intpstyle · 1 year
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NPCs - INTJ & INTP
INTP: *is playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses*
INTJ: *is watching*
INTJ: ...
INTJ: ...so these NPCs always say the same thing, right?
INTP: Yeah, it's basically always "Wow, I love our pope Rhea so much" or "Don't you think Rhea is a little sus?"
INTJ: ...hmm.
INTJ: What would your NPC dialogue be, do you think?
INTP: If I were in the game?
INTJ: Yeah.
INTP: ...
INTP: *laughs*
INTP: I'd probably be the info-dump character. Every time the main character comes around, I'll tell them a new fact about the world, like, completely unprompted.
INTJ: *laughs*
INTJ: I could see that.
INTP: I'd be standing around in the library, always with a book in my hand -
INTJ: - and every time the player comes around, there are more and more books around your feet -
INTP: - and I look more and more tired -
INTJ: - and at some point, it's just a pile of books on the floor and you're completely buried and if you press "A" on the pile, your disembodied voice would still be like -
INTP: "Did you know that this one herb is really good for battle wounds? :D"
INTP & INTJ: *laugh*
INTP: What would yours be?
INTJ: ...hmmm.
INTJ: I think I'd be made to disappear.
INTP: What do you mean?
INTJ: You'd meet me in the hallway and, the first time, I'd just stealthily ask "So what do you think about Rhea?"
INTP: Ooooh, and then you get more and more obvious?
INTJ: Yeah, I think it'd escalate each time you talked to me. Like, from "I saw Rhea on the cemetery at midnight" to "Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me while I sleep" to "I can't say too much - she's always listening - but ... be careful" and then -
INTP: Poof. You disappear.
INTJ: Exactly.
INTP: Ooooh, yeah. I could see that.
INTJ: ...
INTJ: ...I mean she IS really sus.
INTP: *laughs* Definitely.
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konishirrr · 1 year
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Yes, we’re back :)
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The orders insane but we’re okay I swear
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Wait this one’s actually right :0 <- proud
and others that I absolutely adore <33
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Yea and there’s more than just enfp x intj bc im falling in love w an enfj <33
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shika000 · 2 years
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Entp x Infj
Entp’s love language = Debate XD💜💚
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antheiantics · 1 year
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On the subject of love and gifts
INTP: I don't want gifts.
ENTJ: Yes, you do.
INTP: No.
ENTJ: Yes.
INTP: No.
ENTJ: Yes.
INTP: NO.
ENTJ: YES.
INTP: NOOOO
ENTJ: YEESSSSSS
INTP: No. 😭Stop it, I hate saying no.
ENTJ: I will get you a nice little gift and you're gonna love it. Or at least, let me feed you whatever you want.
INTP: I don't need love or-
ENTJ *continues mockingly*: - or food or sleep. Yes, you do, now shut it and let's watch the next episode.
INTP: 😭 (not crying, whining)
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glossytreasures · 9 months
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mbti personality types according to the personality database
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sashaart · 2 years
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MBTI duos (◕‿◕✿)
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intjsimp · 9 months
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Oodles of doodles
There’s this AMAZING MBTI artist that goes by eko.oek on IG and Twitter who uses this same note/sketching app to draw their art. Pls do not confuse me for them or vice versa, I found this app through them and it’s GREAT OK!?
That out of the way, take some enfp and xNTx sketches!
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the-intp-kid · 1 year
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INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?
INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP
INFP: huh? why?
INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?
INTP: true, thank you so much
INTJ: yeah, very true
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atomicfilm · 5 months
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shout out to my infp: i love you, darling
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player-17 · 1 year
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honey-hannie · 2 years
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This INFP is looking for an ENFJ or ENFP friend.
Please contact me if you know one.
Thank you.
[It doesn’t mean you HAVE to be either of those. It’s fine if you’re any type, as far or as close to those types, feel free to contact me. It’d be fun to go through a mind of a certain type.] [Also, message me if you want to talk, don't wanna force anyone into this.]
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konishirrr · 1 year
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Mbti ships!!! esfp x istj is rlly cute. Stan
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shika000 · 1 year
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Entp x Infj 💜💚
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