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[caylenqueen]

Cristina, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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[heronsdaisy]

kit: what do you guys say when you answer the phone?

cristina: what up

emma: who this be?

julian: no she’s dead, this is her son

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[jemsbitch]

He’s a 10 but he fled the country after he said “I love you” to his crush and his crush ignored him to raise his dead sister

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Kit: as a college student, my favourite words are "free" and "canceled"

Dru: free pizza is canceled

Kit: *tearing up* why would you-

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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[arcs-01]

Kit in end of TDA *

Kit : isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good?

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[wessasbitch]

Emma: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Mark: the cow??

Emma: what?

Julian: Mark, W H Y?

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[tyblackthornfrog]

dru: ash, this is my brother julian.

dru: julian, this is my ash- wait, no-

ash: hi, i'm her ash.

julian: ...

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[dayque]

Ty: *He was researching non-explicit language and read on the internet that if someone invites you to see a movie it could mean that they want to be alone with you*

Ty: Kit, do you want to watch a movie?

Kit: *He was learning about autism and read on the Internet that autistic people often use explicit language and say clearly what they want*

Kit: Sure!

During the movie Kit was very still and far away from Ty so as not to make him uncomfortable, Ty was wondering if he had done his research wrong. No one paid attention to the movie.

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[ahumanbeingtryingherbest]

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[caylenqueen]

Kit: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Ty: Oh, we've had worse.

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[lesbocrocker]

Inej: Tonight we’re watching The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Nina: What happened to Titanic night?

Inej: Do you remember what happened last time?

*flashback*

Matthias, sobbing: It’s just SO SAD.

Wylan, also sobbing: I know!

Matthias, singing: NEAR, FAR

Wylan, joining in: WHEREVER YOU ARE

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[bluemeetgrey]

Julian: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Emma: IT.

Drew: Annabelle.

Ty: Paranormal Activity.

Kit: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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[jemsbitch]

What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Kit: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Ty, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Kit:

Kit: fsh

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[kaitcreates]

Mark: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Julian: You were putting it in cold water?

Emma: Mark. Answer the question, Mark.

Mark: Yeah? I though for, like, five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water, what the fuck???

Kit: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Cristina: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Kit: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Cristina: It takes less than a minute.

Emma: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Cristina: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Emma: Like seven minutes.

Kieran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes.

Julian: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?

Dru: Every single person in this family is a fucking lunatic.

Ty: Do none of you own a kettle?

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