TSC characters as inaccurate memes I stumbled upon
Simon while dating Clary:
Jace:
Clary and Julian:
Clary telling Simon about kissing her brothers:
Dru about that aunt from England:
Clary around Jocelyn:
Anyone about Sebastian:
Jace:
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*on Clace's wedding*
Kit: *seeing Ty in a suit again* bloodymotherfuckingshitimgonnalieonthisgroundandlethimsteponmegodgloriousimnotyourstrongestsoldier
Jem: Was that some new kind of demon language??
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Jace: No one calls Jonathan Christopher Wayland Morgenstern Herondale Lightwood a thief.
Alec: No one’s got the time.
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Jace: *did something stupid*
Tessa: Jem, could you help me?
Jem: your offspring, your problem
Tessa: we're married, James. So Jace is your problem too
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Will: I like girls, so I must be straight. But I also like boys, so I must be gay.
Magnus, a bisexual: What I’m about to say will blow your mind.
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Anush: Just watched my best friend literally flip a coin in an empty classroom, then pull up his phone to a number labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of y's.
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Kit: I'm having boy problems
Jace: "I like him" problems or "his dead body won't fit in the trunk of my car" problems?
Kit: "I like him" problems
Jace: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one
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Magnus: You're the most jealous guy I know
Alec *glaring at him*: You know other guys?
Magnus: ...
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Emma: Ty and Kit refused to eat dinner with us
Julian: What? Why?
Emma: Dunno, they said they have some "important things" to do *wiggling her eyebrows*
Julian: *running up the stairs, banging on Ty's door* OPEN UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!
Ty: *opening the door* What the hell are you doing?
Kit:*sitting on the floor, mouth full of cookies, doing puzzles* ....They are Star Wars limited edition, didn't know you were a fan
Emma: *running after Julian* I WAS KIDDING
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Kit: Dru, I ask your permission to go out with your brother.
Dru: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you asked, no, you can't. First, beat me in a duel.
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GhostJames: Mina, never break anyone's heart, they only have one
Mina: yes I know. Break their bones, they have many
GhostJames: Mina, NO!
GhostWill: *wipes away a tear* I'm so proud of you, fy nghariad bach
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