#incorrect tsc quotes

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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[fantasticangelrebel]

Alec, walking into the room: Sorry I’m late. I was... doing things.

*Sounds of footsteps getting progressively louder*

Clary, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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[caterpillarinacave]

Tessa: What. The. Fuck. Will.

Will: Oh, come on releasing birds at weddings is romantic!

Tessa: You released ostriches.

Will:

Tessa: Ostriches, Will. Ostriches.

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[heronsdaisy]

james: can i have you?

cordelia: you already do.

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[jemsbitch]

Friendly fucking reminder that Jem loved Tessa so much all the silent brothers in the world are in love with her too.

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[pansexual-lilychen]

jessamine: didn’t you die?

jesse: that was weeks ago dude, people change.

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[julianblackthornspancakes]

Will: I know we’re in the right place. I can smell it. It’s like my fifth sense.

Jem: *a singular tear dripping down his face* By the Angel

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[astriefer]

Thomas: Why are you so negative?

Alastair: negative is the new positive

Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?

Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.

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[aruthlessblackthorn]

James: daisy, do you know how wrecked I’d be if something happened to you?

Cordelia, snacking on a bag of chips: Say it again I couldn’t hear u over the crunching of my chips

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-

Alec: a doll

Alec: a cinnamon roll

Alec: a sweetheart

Magnus:

Magnus: …stop it

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

Magnus: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Alec: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Izzy: Alec and Magnus sitting in a tree♪

Alec: Izzy get away from me ♪

Jace: first comes love, then comes marriage

Alec: and then a Herondale with spinal damage

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[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Will: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me better, I'd let them.

Jem: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me worse, I'd let them.

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[caterpillarinacave]

Zachary, over the phone: Hey Alastair, I need to borrow, like, £5000.

Alastair: £5000??? Why the hell do you need £5000???

Zachary: Escape room.

Alastair: What sort of escape room charges £5000???

Zachary: The… very complex kind?

Alastair:

Zachary:

Zachary: Jail. I’m in jail.

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