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kaitcreates · 5 months

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Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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sky-neverending · 7 months

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Alec in that one scene: “Don’t flirt with me”

Magnus: so you have chosen death? *proceeds to flirt*

#sky’s stardust #shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #alec lightwood #magnus bane #malec

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justarandomgirly · 1 month

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#malec #magnus bane #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #alec lightwood

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pommegranatea · 2 years

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isabelle: i sleep with a knife under my pillow

jace: pf, weak. i sleep with a sword under mine

alec: you're both losing this game

jace: yeah? and what do you sleep with?

alec: the high warlock of brooklyn

i don't know if anyone has done that yet, but i had to anyway. the urge was too strong

#shadowhunters #malec #alec lightwood #magnus bane #isabelle lightwood #jace herondale #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #malec incorrect quotes

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alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane · 1 year

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Jace: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Alec: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

#basically their relationship #shadowhunters #incorrect quotes shadowhunters #incorrect quotes tmi #incorrect shadowhunters #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect tmi #incorrect tmi quotes #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #the mortal instruments #tmi #tmi incorrect quotes #alec lightwood #jace herondale

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thedeviltavern · 1 year

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Alastair: Pros and cons of dating me.

Alastair: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Alastair: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#thomastair #alastair carstairs #thomas x alastair #thomas lightwood #the merry thieves #the last hours #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #the last hours incorrect quotes

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aficionadoenthusiast · 1 year

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*jem and tessa talking* *jem phone buzzes* jem: oh, it's will jem: he's upset with benedict and tatiana jem: *buzz* and gabriel jem: *buzz* and gideon jem: *buzz* and the clave

#i didn't realize all of the people will was upset were the lightwood family but it fits ig #will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #wessa #jessa #heronstairs #herongraystairs #the infernal devices #tid #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #herongraystairs incorrect quotes #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #benedict lightwood #tatiana blackthorn #gideon lightwood #gabriel lightwood #source: big bang theory

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fandomidiot · 2 years

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Simon: jace is never beating the bi allegations

Jace: what allegations? we?? are??? dating????

#incorrect quotes #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #jimon #jace lightwood #jace herondale #simon lewis

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arosesstorm · 2 years

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untied spell | Alec Lightwood

words count: idk sorry

gender neutral reader! x Alec Lightwood

warning: angst, my fav

summary: the nigh of Max's party at Bane's, a truth was revealed, a painful one, yours

English is not my first language loves, trying my best, enjoy :)

"dear, so glad you came" Magnus welcomed you inside the house, his sharp eyes the first thing that reminded you you were in trap.

"how could I not come, after all, it is Max's party" a sigh escaping your lips as Magnus closed the door behind your back.

"here" he handed you a drink, his mouth close to your ear "I know you and Alexander aren't in the best of terms now but I beg of you let's enjoy the evening"

a light of amusement crossed your face "what the high warlock of Brooklyn says.." a gulp as the drink slide into your throat.

as Magnus looked at you make your way into the living room he couldn't help but sigh "this is going to be a disaster".

as soon as your eyes met Izzies a calming wave washed over your body "so glad I found you" you admitted as soon as the dark haired reached for your arm to interlock with hers.

"So glad you found the right member of the Lightwood family you mean"

you couldn't help but glare as she put her hands up in surrender "alright, got it, I'm sorry".

finding out you were not the only Herondale left was one thing, discovering your younger brother was Jace Wayland was a total different matter.

you would have be the happiest to hear the news if not only the closest friend you had didn't hide it from you.

"for your own good" Alec had said, but it just made you want to throw up.

"you don't have a clue on what's good for me" you had replied the night you had found out.

safe to say, you avoided the man since.

you and Izzy went for the bar, ordering the strongest they had with only a thought in mind, the time of your departure.

"why hasn't Max still arrived?"

"Alec was meant to take him but he's running late"

"as usual" you felt the need to add, as you sipped from your second drink, it was strong.

when you turned to the door again you saw him, his place steady, his eyes hard, all that gloomy act and Alec was still Alec, a ferocious dog without teeth.

"let's go great Max" Isabelle dragged you toward the small circle as you looked at everyone but him.

"my little hunter!" exclaimed the girl hugging the boy thigh as you smiled down at him "guess you'll be my next right arm huh?" you joked ruffling his hair.

"you bet since everyone seems to die when they get close to you" your head shot in Alec's direction, your eyes as thin as those of a fox "what did you just say?"

the man shook his head, looking around for support, "what do you mean?" he asked.

you were about to bark back when Magnus stood between you two, his voice louder "ah! it is a great party, let's leave the celebrated to it".

eyes glaring while you sighed hard, "need another drink".

the rest of the evening went down better than expected, Alec seemed to respect your boundaries, in fact, you were able to avoid him for most of the night.

it wasn't until you saw Clary shot for the bar on the left that something just switched.

"i have to go" you told a tipsy Isabelle as you left the couches, your steps taking you to the terrace when you noticed a door slightly open, someone laying on the floor.

your feet stopped as you regained consciousness, what was going on?

only when you made your way inside the room you spotted a terrified Jace on the right.

"Jace! what is going on?" you asked reaching for who you had recognized was Maryse Lightwood laying unconscious on the floor.

"she tried to kill me!" he spoke, his voice harsh yet panicked, "Maryse?" you asked, too unlikely to be true.

"yes!" he half screamed as he approached you, his eyes wet with tears and his jaw hard.

he was in pain and it pained you too.

your brother, was in pain, your brother, was in pain.

you didn't know how you arrived to that conclusion but suddenly, as bright as day, the culprit's name flashed before your eyes.

Alec.

Alec was the reason your brother was in pain, the reason you yourself were.

you marched out of the room, a surprised Isabelle crossing your path as she got in.

"y/n!" she called for you, but it was late now, you were already half way to the terrace when you spot him.

Lost gaze as he was stearing at the night sky, his back facing you.

he felt someone approaching and was quick to turn around: "y/n.." he had the time to say before you pushed him backwords, hands searching for the daggers behind your back.

"y/n!" he screamed now, his eyes blank as he was glaring at you.

"hiding my brother for me is a thing, but hurting him?" you half screamed, daggers now in view.

then, the unexpected happened, his lips lift into a dark smile as he chuckled "what am I? the bane of your existence?" he laughed.

you were taken aback, losing your steadiness as you stumbled back, his body swinging forward as he took the daggers out of your hands, hitting the ground hard.

"what is going on with you?" Alec asked but you couldn't help but hear "Just say it, we both know what your problem is".

your heart roared as you jumped on him, fist swinging, as he tried to block you as best as he could.

"you know nothing about me!" you screamed.

"I do, I always did" he spoke, as you fell on the concrete, his body steadying you as he positioned himself above you.

"you are not mad at me because I've hidden Jace is your brother, you are mad because you are a worthless piece of shit, the weak of the family and the soft hearted", your hands burning as you were trying to get free, "all this time and you were just trying to run away from your feeling, from your feelings for m-"

"no!" you screamed as your feet kicked him on the back, the boy crawling to the floor.

you looked like an animal, a beast as you jumped to Alec's lap, your fist white as you aimed for his face.

"you have to stay away from me!" you screamed, gatting the dagger from the ground as you pressed it to Alec's throat.

your eyes watery as ho looked at you sympathetically.

"y/n!" you heard a voice as you suddenly snapped out of it.

your hands trembling as you throw the dagger away, looking at Alec on the ground, his eyes soft, in pain.

"I'm sorry" you mumbled, quickly getting on your feet again.

Magnus rushed forward as he touched your shoulder softly, "I'm sorry he was-", "he was saying things I-", "I'm sorry".

you felt like throwing up.

"Alec!" Maryse rushed forward, kneeling on the ground, "what happened?"

"I'm fine" he breathed, his eyes glued to his opponent's face.

"y/n" the boy spoke, getting on his feet "are you alright?".

"have you all lost your minds?" Maryse barked, shooting for Jace who was now standing behind you and Magnus.

"you almost killed me!"

"do you all hear what she is saying to me?"

"Jace" Clary touched the man's shoulder as Simon entered the room.

"what is wrong?" he asked, "Maia is by the bar if you are wondering" Clary blunted stern.

"something's wrong" you heard Magnus whisper as he left your side, making his way inside the apartment.

"don't you ever spoke to me again" you stated with gritted teeth, eyes wet with tears as Alec looked at you with that same very eyes.

"don't be ridiculous" he answered.

you turned your back as you left the crowd, your brother trying to reach you but failing.

you had just touched the door's knob as Alec held your arm forcing you to turn around.

"reason with me" he pleaded "let's be logical".

"I can't!" you answered with a ferocity that broke the man's heart.

"you know why" a string seemed to unlace inside your head and your vision cleared again, but it didn't change the fact that it was obvious now, at least to you.

"y/n" he breathed.

"we know why" and you left the room praying for the night to end painlessly.

part 2?

masterlist

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the-shadow-master · 1 year

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Jace: Am I going too far?

Alec: No, no, no.

Alec: You went too far about seven hours ago.

Alec: Now you're going to prison.

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iwouldgivemysoultojace · 2 years

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Jace, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Clary, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Isabelle, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Alec, trembling: What are we playing

#the mortal instruments #alec lightwood #incorrect quotes #jace wayland #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #isabelle lightwood

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kaitcreates · 6 months

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Jace: Anyone else have a weird urge to lecture themselves.

Jace, as Alec: Jace, what are you doing?

Alec, appearing behind Jace: Jace, what are you doing?

Jace: I conjured him.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the mortal instruments #tmi #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the mortal instruments incorrect quotes #jace herondale #alec lightwood

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sky-neverending · 8 months

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Magnus: “Babe. Babe. Babe!”

Alec: “Huh?”

Magnus: “Were you listening to what I said?”

Alec: “Uh…. Yeah. Go with the blue one.”

Magnus: “I know you weren’t listening. Because there isn’t a blue one!”

Alec:

Alec: “Choose the blue one anyway.”

Magnus: “I’m not choosing the blue one- hey wait.”

Alec: “Waiting.”

Magnus: “The blue one would bring out my legs best, don’t you think?”

Alec: “I thought you said there wasn’t a blue one.”

Magnus: “There is now, darling. Keep up.”

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justarandomgirly · 2 months

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Magnus: You can stay.

Alec: Cool.

Magnus: But your clothes must go.

#malec #malec incorrect quotes #magnus #magnus bane #magnus bane incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes

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superfandomcorp · 1 year

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Simon: I don't know what to wear for Valentine's Day

Izzy: that is easy

Simon: it is? What do you have in mind?

Izzy: Let's not get out of bed, my sheets fit you well.

#shadowhunters #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #izzy lightwood #simon lewis #izzy x simon #simon x izzy #valentine's day #sizzy #sizzy ship #sizzy incorrect quotes

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alec-prettyboi-lightwoodbane · 1 year

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Simon: Alec is amazing at concentrating. Once he starts reading, the only way he’ll notice you is if you take his book away. Not even if you hit him or shove him!

Izzy: That was him ignoring you.

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