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[caylenqueen]

Cristina, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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[bluemeetgrey]

Julian: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Emma: IT.

Drew: Annabelle.

Ty: Paranormal Activity.

Kit: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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[jemsbitch]

What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?

#idk I’ve heard of the theory that what if Ty inherited tessa s eyes so does that mean every time kit look at those eyes he thinks of ty? #every once in a blue moon some tsc thoughts appear and I’m like damn I’ll never be over it huh #twp WHEN #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect tsc quotes #the infernal devices #incorrect tid quotes #tid #tessa gray #james carstairs #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #tda #tda incorrect quotes #tda gang #kit herondale #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #ty blackthorn #ty x kit #kit x ty #the wicked powers #incorrect tda quotes #twp #christopher herondale #tiberius blackthorn

[lesbocrocker]

Mark: I failed the Shadowhunter Safety Test today.

Cristina: How?

Mark: Well, one of the questions was “what steps would you take in event of a fire?” And apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

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[booknookcorvid]

Raphael : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*Simon: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Clary: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Simon's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Kit: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Ty: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Kit: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Ty, not looking up from his book: Spear. Kit: BLOCKED

Kit: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Ty: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

Emma: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Julian: You’re a hazard to society. Mark: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

hehehe

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Cecily: STOP. STOP TALKING ABOUT TESSA Will: But you told me to get it out of my system Cecily: I didn't know how much you had in the system

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[lily-chen-supremacy]

cristina: as you can see, my boyfriends here have heterochromatic eyes

mark and kieran: or as we call them, “the only hetero thing about us”

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[t0t4l-dr4m4-b1r]

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𝙊𝘾 𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙏 ——->

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╰┈➤ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: ɪɴᴅʏ ᴡᴏᴏᴅꜱᴛᴏᴄᴋ

✎ ᴇᴛʜɴɪᴄɪᴛʏ: ᴍᴇxɪᴄᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴏᴛᴛɪꜱʜ

✎ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ: ᴄᴀɴᴀᴅɪᴀɴ

╰┈➤ ᴀɢᴇ: ᴇɪɢʜᴛᴇᴇɴ

✎ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ: ʙʀᴏᴡɴ

✎ ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ: ɢʀᴇᴇɴ

✎ ꜱᴋɪɴ ᴛᴏɴᴇ: ᴛᴀɴɴᴇᴅ

✎ ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: ꜰɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴛ ᴏɴᴇ

✎ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ

╰┈➤ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ: ᴄʜʀɪꜱ ᴍᴄʟᴇᴀɴ

✎ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ: ɴᴏɴᴇ

✎ ꜱᴘᴏᴜꜱᴇꜱ: ᴀʟᴇᴊᴀɴᴅʀᴏ ʙᴜʀʀᴏᴍᴜᴇʀᴛᴏ (ꜰᴏʀ���ᴇʀ)

╰┈➤ ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱᴛᴏʀʏ: ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇꜱᴛᴀɴᴛ. ꜱʜᴇ Qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴀɴ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ (ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ) ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜʀɪꜱ ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ Qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ.

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[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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[wessasbitch]

Emma: sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Mark: the cow??

Emma: what?

Julian: Mark, W H Y?

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[arcs-01]

Kit in end of TDA *

Kit : isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good?

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[caylenqueen]

Kit: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Ty: Oh, we've had worse.

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[bluemeetgrey]

Kit: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. 

Ty: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. 

Kit: ... 

Kit: You mean ring bearER, right? 

Ty: ... 

Kit: Tiberius Nero Blackthorn! Please tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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[jemsbitch]

(Yes that’s my Instagram)

#literally biggest fear is cassie dying before she finish writing all the books Istg #or me dying before I’d come back alive man #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #incorrect tmi quotes #will herondale #the mortal instruments #tmi #tmi incorrect quotes #the wicked powers #tid incorrect quotes #tda incorrect quotes #tlh incorrect quotes #the last hours #tales from the shadowhunter academy #the dark artifices #the infernal devices #incorrect tda quotes #incorrect tlh quotes #incorrect tid quotes #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #dru blackthorn #ash morgenstern #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #julian blackthorn

[lesbocrocker]

Kit, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water how it’s doing?

Ty: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Kit:

Kit: WATER you doing?

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[tyblackthornfrog]

dru: ash, this is my brother julian.

dru: julian, this is my ash- wait, no-

ash: hi, i'm her ash.

julian: ...

#this is how i want it to go #twp #the wicked powers #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #tda #dru blackthorn #julian blackthorn #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #incorrect shadowhunters quotes