#incorrect strange magic quotes

[incorrectstrangemagic]

[right before crashing the elves’ festival]

Bog King: How do I look? Do I look bad?

Thang: Disgustingly horrifying, sir!

(source: Megamind)

#strange magic #incorrect quotes #source: megamind #incorrect strange magic quotes #bog king #thang

[be-prepared-for-disney]

Marianne, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME! Dawn: Wh- Marianne: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE! Dawn: Why are you screaming?! Marianne: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE! Dawn: Marianne: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!

#incorrect strange magic quotes #strange magic #strange magic marianne #strange magic dawn

[capndragn94]

Entrapta: Hordak and I had a fucking fight last night.

Perfuma: Oh my gosh! Was it bad?

Entrapta: Hell no! It was a fucking fight.

Perfuma: ...

Entrapta: ...

Perfuma: Oh, eww!!!

Entrapta: I won. 😏

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #entrapdak #entrapta #perfuma #hordak #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #not safe for frosta #stolen from magically-strange

[reine-de-la-lune]

Family "everyone deserves to be loved" Potter

And

Family "I am better that you" black

#harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #james potter #strange magic #euphemia potter #james fleamont potter #fleamont potter #potter family

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Every male OC I design is either an effeminate, petite catboy-vampire; an extremely gruff man made out of the straightest lines and sharpest angles imaginable; or a wizardly herbert. Sometimes he's even all three.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #mod terezi #so doctor strange after a weird magic drug trip

[kumamoto-division]

Kururi:master,you kill people for money?!

Kunio:i can explain!

Kururi:and all this time I've doing it for free like a chump?!

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic oc #hypnosis microphone #kumamoto division #strange magic #kunio chōten #kururi yamamura #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tony:...You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?

Stephen(lying so that Tony will live a good life and be happy): Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and... you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to have SHIELD and The Avengers on my ass all the time.

Tony: Yeah, well... you know, all relationships have problems.

#incorrect quotes #ironstrange #original: practical magic #stephen strange #tony stark #mcu

[popcorn-plots]

Hamir, watching Yao: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Yao, so demure…  Hamir: …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?  Yao: screaming

#Hamir #the ancient one #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #unity of magic #go read unity of magic by Invye #plz #Yao x Hamir #doctor strange 2016

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Hope: Bad news: Alaric accidentally locked me and Penelope out of the school.

Penelope: Good news: We didn't have to wait for a lock smith!

Hope: Bad news: Caroline finds it very concerning I know how to pick locks and tried to dig into my tragic back story. I was too embarrassed to tell her the reason was because, at ten, I figured it was the kind of skill to impress cute people. 

Penelope: Good news: a cute girl saw her do it!

Hope: Bad news: It was Lizzie. Since she’s already seen me trip countless times, cry because I saw a very small kitten, and knows I know the script for Strange Magic cover to cover from memory, she’ll never think I'm cool. It's too late. She knows.

#Penelope and Hope are siblings #I absolutely loved strange magic when I watched #penelope park #hope mikaelson #incorrect legacies #incorrect legacies quotes #legacies incorrect quotes #legacies #hizzie #incorrect hizzie

[roxyfoxgamer150]

*Observer, Scrap, & Hollow eating dinner made by Hollow*

Hollow Julieta: do you little ones know that blueberries are one of the only foods named after a colour?

Scrappy Mirabel: What about star fruit?

Hollow Julieta: That's— that is a shape little one. How—

Hollow Julieta, remembers the time a math answer was obviously 2 but Scrap said 11:

Observer Mirabel:

Hollow Julieta, finally cracking: *holds her by the neck and begins to crush her* Listen thy lump of idiocy—

Hollow!Agustin, who was invited just to hang out with his evil wife: JULI NO—

#observer mirabel au #encanto au #mirabel madrigal #mirabel au #random thought i had lmao #hollow julieta au #scrappy mirabel au #encanto #julieta madrigal #encanto incorrect quotes #Hollow Agustin absolutely loves his wife but also hates that he KNOWS she's used to killing her family in different ways #Both H!Agustín and Hollow are scared (concerned for Hollow) if she's going to accidentally kill her own children on reflex once she returns #Agustin: *Hugs Hollow* there there mi amor #Hollow: strangely I have instantly thought multiple ways on how to murder you in 29 ways in one second. #Agustin absolutely crying because HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS TRAUMATIZED NOW NOT JUST MIRABEL: Amor what the fu— #BONUS: #Scrap: *Aims her bow and arrow on a log and lets go* #Hollow: *Arrow magically lands on her even though SHE'S NOT NEAR THE TARGET* #Hollow: I may not have emotions. but I know I should be shocked by also WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? #Scrap: I DON'T KNOW??? #Observer: Dumbass you're holding an ENCHANTED arrow.

[incorrectstrangemagic]

Bog King: Listen, little fairy. Take a look at me. What am I? 

Dawn: Uh ... Really tall? 

Bog King: Yes- No! I’m a goblin! Doesn’t that bother you? 

Dawn: Nope. 

Bog King: ... Really? 

Dawn: Really-really. 

Bog King: ... Oh. 

(source: Shrek)

#strange magic #incorrect quotes #source: shrek #incorrect strange magic quotes #bog king #Dawn

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

Rachel: Guess what just dropped Rachel: Me! I’m dead

#will I ever stop making 'haha rachel dead' jokes? #magic 8 ball says: all signs point to no #incorrect quotes #life is strange #lis #rachel amber #queue

[reine-de-la-lune]

Sirius to remus: *singing* But I can't help falling with you

Remus: (giggle's) *singing* take my whole life too~

*background*

James and Peter: oh you're looking crazy in love

#harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #sirius black #wolfstar #strange magic #music #can't help falling in love #remus lupin #remus x sirius #james potter #peter pettigrew

[mrdocreativearts]

~Break a Leg~

Bob as Mitchel (red), Booloo as Becky (in the yellow beanie) and Aianna as Templeton (green)

Source: Strange Hill High

#magical robodoki #creative arts #booloo faebelle #aianna flowers sharp #bob sharp #incorrect doki quotes #strange hill high #Source: Strange Hill High #9:30 am #Youtube

[kumamoto-division]

Ryukyu:what all of you did yestarday?!

Aoba:i think is obvious,i walked at night and in road bombed and set on fire some buildings

Kunio:i killed an abusive arrogant rich marriage,their victims gaved me a generous amount of money

Natsume:i seduced and poisoned an abusive boyfriend

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic oc #hypnosis microphone #kumamoto division #strange magic #aoba yamamura #kunio chōten #natsume kurome #ryukyu shirone #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Peter(answers the door and sees Stephen): You came for breakfast! We're having pancakes!

Stephen: No, actually, I just came here to talk to your dad.

Peter: Great! He's having pancakes, too. Come in, come in!

#incorrect quotes #peter's a lil matchmaker :) #ironstrange #irondad and spider-son #original: practical magic #peter parker #stephen strange #tony stark #mcu