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Some goblin way, way back in early Dark Forest history: It’s a ... giant ... mushroom. MAYBE IT’S FRIENDLY!

(source: Avatar: the Last Airbender)

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Sugar Plum Fairy: It’s never wise to use the word ‘spew’ in a love song.

(source: ‘Homer Scissorhands’, The Simpsons)

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If Imps Could Talk ...

The Imp: You must be that elf the goblins are hunting. Lovely to meet you! ... In the thirty seconds before you’re discovered and killed.

(source: Gnomeo and Juliet)

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Bog King: You consider me a friend? 

Dawn: Sure. What else would I consider you? 

Bog King: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless. 

(source: Robots, 2005 movie)

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Bog King: Listen, little fairy. Take a look at me. What am I? 

Dawn: Uh ... Really tall? 

Bog King: Yes- No! I’m a goblin! Doesn’t that bother you? 

Dawn: Nope. 

Bog King: ... Really? 

Dawn: Really-really. 

Bog King: ... Oh. 

(source: Shrek)

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When a cold wind blows, 

It chills you - 

Chills you to the bone, 

But there’s nothing in nature 

That freezes your heart 

Like years of being alone. 

It fills you up with bitterness 

Like a forest fills with fog ... 

And the worst of the worst - 

The most fearsome and cursed - 

Is the king that we call Bog! 

(source: ‘Mr Scrooge’, The Muppet Christmas Carol; lyrics adapted to fit the Dark Forest during the ban on love)

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[right before crashing the elves’ festival]

Bog King: How do I look? Do I look bad?

Thang: Disgustingly horrifying, sir!

(source: Megamind)

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Brutus: I’m completely and utterly nude! 

Mushroom: We’re all nude here. 

(source: Centaurworld)

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Sugar Plum: Sunny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT - a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe ... [smacks lips] They’re so perky. I love that. 

(source: The Princess Bride)

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Guard: Your Highness, this disappearing thing has got to stop. It is too dangerous. 

Dawn: I was perfectly safe. 

Guard: I am not worried about you, I am worried about me; I cannot keep lying to your sister! There are laws against that!

(source: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella, 1997 version)

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Griselda: Marianne, you shall be called ‘Fire Heart’. Smart girl whose name I don’t remember - 

Dawn: I’m Dawn. 

Griselda: No! You are ‘Sister Sunset’. 

(source: The Croods 2: A New Age)

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Marianne, about her past relationship with Roland: When you look at someone through rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. 

(source: Bojack Horseman)

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Thang: I was doing the Hokey-Pokey the other day, and I realized, everyone misunderstands that song. 

Stuff: The Hokey-Pokey? 

Thang: Yeah. There’s way too much emphasis on the ‘hokey-pokey’ part. 

Stuff: Well, that is what it’s all about. 

Thang: No, that’s exactly what I mean! That’s not what the song is saying! 

Stuff: Okay? 

Thang: It’s like the song says. "You do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself around." ‘You turn yourself around’. That’s what it’s all about. 

Stuff: ... Yeah, I don’t know if the songwriters put that much thought into the existential significance of the lyrics. They literally rhyme ‘about’ with ‘about’. 

(source: Bojack Horseman)

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Bog King: One time, Marianne punched me in the face. It was awesome. 

(source: Mean Girls)

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Bog King: I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly ... but never ugly-ugly. 

(source: ‘Pygmoelion’, The Simpsons)

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Dawn, after learning Sunny initially got the love potion intending to use it on her: Wow. Wow. This is such an eye-opener. I am blown away by how little this bothers me; I really love this guy! 

(source: ‘Once Upon A Time In Springfield’, The Simpsons)

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Marianne: It’s so beautiful out here. 

Bog King: Yeah; it’s just me, you, and the moon. 

Moon: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS! 

(source: Benjamin Schneider, this video)

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