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Lizzie: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Hope: WHY?!
Lizzie: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN"T GONNA BE ME SWEETHEART!
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morallygreyvigilante67 · 11 months
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Hope: That's ridiculous, Lizzie doesn't have a crush on me.
Josie: Yes she does.
Landon: Yes she does.
Lizzie: Yes I do.
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Y/n: Why don’t we just have a cuddle pile tonight?
Lizzie: I’d be down with that.
Hope: Of course you would, simp.
Josie: Hey, calm down!
*1 hour later when your in the cuddle pile with Hope, Josie, and Lizzie*
Y/n: Hope.. Your hand is on my tit.
Hope: I know.
Lizzie: No fair!
Hope: Shhh you’ll wake up Josie.
Y/n: Well maybe that’s a good thing, cause she’s kinda drooling on me..
Josie: *excessively snores and drools on you*
Y/n: It’s kinda cute..
Josie: *Smiles in her sleep*
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Hope: Can't you see things from my perspective just once?!
Lizzie: Fine *bends down*
Hope:
Hope: I will obliterate you
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incorrectmultis · 2 years
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lizzie: with all due respect, what the HELL is wrong with you?
penelope: that wasn't respectful, like, at all
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trash-for-choni · 2 years
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Hope: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Lizzie: You and me!!!
Hope, tearing up: Okay.
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notxjustxstories · 1 year
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Alaric: Landon needs to learn some morals and values! Di: Look at him and tell me there's a God! Landon: He made me in his own image. :)
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orqheuss · 9 months
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HL modern!AU
MC: I have decided I am a snack. People are just not hungry.
Sebastian, under his breath: I'm fucking starving
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sallow-gaunt · 10 months
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MC: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Sebastian: (touched) We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
MC: Yes.
Ominis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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aiden-bevelle · 1 year
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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.
Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.
Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.
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5sospenguinqueen · 1 month
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(Sebastian throws down numerous books, disturbing breakfast in the Great Hall)
MC: (gulping down coffee) I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you.
Sebastian: It’s too early in the morning for self-pity, MC.
(MC chokes on their coffee)
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Lizzie: *Gently taps table*
Hope: *Taps back*
Josie: What are they doing?
Penelope: Morse Code
Lizzie: *Aggressively taps table*
Hope: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Post-canon conversation that I choose to believe happened:
Josie: What happened to Lizzie?
Hope: She died.
Josie: She what?
Hope: She died, but she's okay.
Josie: ...Can you please clarify?
Lizzie: Clarification is for the weak.
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girl-named-matty · 19 days
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MC: *About Sebastian* I could fix him. Ominis: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them. MC: Wait what- Ominis: We're starting to look like a construction crew.
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incorrectmultis · 2 years
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lizzie: ok, if you're going to woo penelope, you need some good pick up line
josie: yeah
lizzie: let's practice. hit me with the best you've got
josie: uh... you're pretty?
lizzie: i know. now, come on, pick up lines
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trash-for-choni · 2 years
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Hope: You love me, right, Lizzie?
Lizzie: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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