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incorrect-hizzies · 6 months
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Lizzie: you're amazing, and you've got this *points at Hope's chest*
Hope:
Hope: my tits???
Lizzie:
Lizzie: i meant your heart, but now that i think about it you do have amazing tits
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thedragonqueens · 8 months
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Josie: Is everyone fine?
Lizzie: I don't think anyone has been fine on months, Josie
Hope: At this point I dont even know what "fine" means
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Klaus: So, how was your childhood?
Hope: Oh, it was great, it was a laugh riot.
Hope: You should've been there.
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Lizzie: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Hope: WHY?!
Lizzie: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN"T GONNA BE ME SWEETHEART!
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Hope: Can't you see things from my perspective just once?!
Lizzie: Fine *bends down*
Hope:
Hope: I will obliterate you
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Lizzie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Hope: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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trash-for-choni · 2 years
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Hope: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Lizzie: You and me!!!
Hope, tearing up: Okay.
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lucysmacleans · 2 years
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mg: i’m not crazy! but think ethan is in limbo
lizzie: how?
mg: um signs of him writing a note saying he loves me and i love him too
lizzie: i knew it! about you two not limbo ethan!
mg: are you mad?
lizzie: yes i owe josie $15 bucks!
mg: 🤦🏾
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orqheuss · 9 months
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HL modern!AU
MC: I have decided I am a snack. People are just not hungry.
Sebastian, under his breath: I'm fucking starving
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sallow-gaunt · 10 months
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MC: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Sebastian: (touched) We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
MC: Yes.
Ominis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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aiden-bevelle · 1 year
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Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.
Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.
Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.
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incorrect-hizzies · 4 months
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Hope: *face inches away from Lizzie's while lying in bed* Elizabeth Jenna Saltzman, i love you with every inch of my being
Lizzie:
Lizzie: *starts uncontrollably gigling*
Hope: what's so funny???
Lizzie: well, that's not a lot of inches-
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thedragonqueens · 1 year
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*Hope and Josie at the same room*
Josie: Why are you cutting your nails? You had manicure yesterday.
Hope: Lizzie said was hurting her and I dont like hurt my baby.
Josie: How would be hurting her? That doesn't make sens- nvm
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Josie: You know, you and Hope have a lot in common.
Josie: I think that you could actually be friends.
Lizzie: I don't think so.
Lizzie: The fact that I despise her would always come between us.
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Lizzie: *Gently taps table*
Hope: *Taps back*
Josie: What are they doing?
Penelope: Morse Code
Lizzie: *Aggressively taps table*
Hope: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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5sospenguinqueen · 1 month
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(Sebastian throws down numerous books, disturbing breakfast in the Great Hall)
MC: (gulping down coffee) I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you.
Sebastian: It’s too early in the morning for self-pity, MC.
(MC chokes on their coffee)
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