#incorrect snape quote

[severussnapemylove]

(Looking at a list of Order members names)

Y/N; “Wait, for real? (looks at Sirius) Sirius Orion Black? Your initials are S.O.B? So you’re a son of a bitch by name and by nature.”

Severus; (chokes on his drink)

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[iamnmbr3]

Snape returning to Voldemort's service post book 4: My Lord, ever since your disappearance I have been by Dumbledore's side working as a teacher at Hogwarts and gathering valuable information which I believe-

Voldemort: You've been a teacher at Hogwarts since 1981?

Snape: Yes, my Lord. And I have-

Voldemort: I see. So when YOU apply to a teaching post when you're barely out of school everyone's fine with it but Merlin forbid I do it. To say nothing of the 10 years of unique experience I brought the second time I applied. What did you say in your interview? What's your secret???

Snape: ?????????

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[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

This is canon

Severus Snape: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

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[wybiebat]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this

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[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.

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[alwaysthehbp]

Snape: I think you should play the role of my father.

Albus: I don’t want to be your father.

Snape: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

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[liv45no]

Lily: hey, what are you up to?

Sirius: oh, I'm just performing a sage burning ritual to clear the place of demons.

Snape, coughing: FUCK YOU I have ASTHMA you WHORE-

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[theprongspotter]

Severus, about Remus: He’s a monster!

Sirius: But he’s a hot monster!

-

c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

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[severussnapemylove]

Y/N; “I make out with Severus? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess."

Y/N; “I grab his ass? Doesn't care. But if I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable.”

Y/N; "Why does simple affection break him?"

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[iamnmbr3]

Dumbledore: so anyway in the end harry has to die

Snape: wtf

Dumbledore: don't act so shocked lol

Snape: this is super messed up!

Dumbledore: do you actually care about him tho?

Snape: no not really lol

Harry: One day I will name my child after these two people.

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[strangesthirdeye]

Severus: What would you like to do today, love?

Y/n: Let's go to the woods, sacrifice someone, and dance around a fire naked in the moonlight. I am a witch you know.

Severus: you're fucking creepy, Y/n.. i love you

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[394halfbloodprince]

Severus: [taps quill]

Lily: [taps quill back]

James: stop that!

Lily: stop what?

James: you’re talking about me in Morse code.

Severus: yes, that’s exactly what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, Me and Lily took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[later]

Severus to regulus: that’s exactly what we did.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

lily: I can belive you cursed snape!

james: you weren’t there lil! you didn’t hear what he said to me!

lily: what did he say to you?!?

james: he said and i quote, “what are you gonna do? curse me?”

lily:

james:

sirius, from out of nowhere: valid

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

In a universe, where Snape warns Lily himself and they all go on the run from Voldemort together

Lily, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- James, slapping Snape on the shoulder: With our favorite piece of shit! Sirius, grinning while looking at the speedometer: Going 105! Remus, holding on to baby Harry for dear life: We’re gonna fucking die!

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