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marlenemckinnonslover · 3 months

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Barty: Evan, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Evan, naked in Barty's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Barty, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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daddiesdrarryy · 11 months

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Evan: Do I make you hard?

Barty: You make everything difficult

James: …

James: Reggie, do I make you—

Regulus: Yes

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hrlx23 · 5 months

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Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part 15.

Gray = Evan (or Lily)

Blue = Barty (or Marlene)

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where-is-vivian · 3 days

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Barty, like a cat bringing dead mice: I brought you a surprise!

Evan, knowing his bf killed someone again: *sigh* you did it again

also Evan: ... Fine! Let's bury this one in the garden with all the others...

(basically the plot of the best of you, honey, belongs to me)

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dear-evanrosier · 2 years

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evan: if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and-

barty: it's satire

evan: THATS NOT WHAT SATIRE IS

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nikolai-alexi · 1 year

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Incorrect Rosekiller Quotes as Gallavich Moments #4

Barty: *coming back from hiding out in Mexico* even learned me some spanish. dilo otra vez y te hago tragar tu verga

Evan: what the fuck does that mean?

Barty: say that again and i'll shove your dick down your throat

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not-rab · 8 months

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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

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loz-tearsofahomo · 4 months

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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

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vomits0cutely · 1 month

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Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6

Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow

Luna: wait me too

Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.

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moondustinfj · 2 months

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

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r4yra · 2 months

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Evan: I think I'm in love with Barty... Any thoughts?

Regulus: And prayers. Your going to need them.

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evermoreismychild · 1 month

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regulus: it’s like we finish each other’s—

james: …homework

regulus: ???

james, in tears, sliding his potions work over to reg: please

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Barty: So, do you ride your broomstick?

Evan: Don’t be silly, I can afford a dildo like everyone else

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hrlx23 · 5 months

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Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part 42.

Gray = Evan

Blue = Barty

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nixnight1 · 5 months

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The Marauders but with Friends' quotes (with a few changes)

Barty: 2024, the year of Barty!

Regulus: Ha ha we are very happy for you *standing next to James*

Barty: What's the matter? Why the long face?

James: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Barty: Alright. I'll take care of it

James: Wait!

Regulus: Barty!

Barty: Sh sh sh let me

*Goes straight to Sirius*

Sirius: Thirty three, thirty two...*while jumping*

Barty: Black, Black, Black, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Lupin or Evan?

Sirius: What?

Barty: Well, you gotta kiss someone. Can't kiss your brother.

Sirius: Well, who's gonna kiss my brother?

Barty: Potter

Sirius: Oh, man! Really? 🤢

Barty: Mate, mate, who would you rather kiss your brother? Me or Potter?

Sirius: That's a good point

Barty: Yeah

Sirius: Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rosier, I guess Moony

Barty: Okay, great!

Sirius: Allright

*Barty goes to Remus*

Barty: Hey, Lupin! Listen, Black wants to kiss you at midnight

Remus: Regulus? Why would he?

Barty: No, silly, your Black

Remus: My Black. It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?

*Barty goes to Evan*

Barty: Ev, Ev, Listen. I'll kiss you at midnight

Evan: Finally

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nikolai-alexi · 1 year

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Incorrect Rosekiller Quotes as Gallavich Moments #3

Evan: we gotta goooo, we can't be late to the zionist sex-trafficking cabal meeting at the fucking pizza hut

Barty: oh shit, we're getting pizza?? Yeah! I'm starving!

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