Barty tried to write anonymous love letters to Evan, (Dorcas suggested it) but the way he expresses himself is so angry that Evan thought he was getting hate mail and started complaining about it to Barty
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sure, we all love rough rosekiller, but i need them soft, too
i need forehead and nose kisses
i need barty calling evan pretty and evan blushing so adorably that barty starts kissing all over his face
evan holding barty while he complains about his dad
giving each other looks™️
holding hands whenever they can. in the halls, at meals, during walks around the lake
on that note, always needing some sort of physical contact. shoulders pressed together with barty’s hand on evan’s knee. evan’s arm around barty’s shoulders and barty’s arm around evan’s waist.
demisexual evan x hypersexual barty but they’re both virgins because they’ve only ever had eyes for each other
the two of them talking about plans for after graduation. talking about kids and marriage and maybe opening a restaurant together
holding each other after nightmares
once again just the softest little kisses. barty crying about his mom’s death while evan presses little pecks to his ears and forehead and the top of his head and his jaw and his cheeks and his eyes
barty is left handed evan is right handed and they hold hands while they study
barty is really smart and he never gets much appreciation for it at home so evan throws him an entire surprise party when he gets all 12 owls
just. soft rosekiller being so so in love
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Evan loves running his hands through Barty’s hair and he finds it calming
Barty loves when Evan runs his hands through his hair and it really cheers him up if he’s feeling upset
sometimes they’ll just like sit. and Barty will have his head on Evan’s lap and Evan will be running his hands through Barty’s hair and they’ll be there for hours either in silence and sometimes Barty will even fall asleep [which is like woahhh because he finds sleep really hard] or like telling each other all about their hyperfocuses AND ITS SO CUTE MAN.
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Evan and Barty going on a blind date and Evan weirdly feels like he’s seen Barty somewhere before. Is it his hands? Is it his tattoos? His voice? He feels so familiar…then Barty mentions what his job is and Evan remembers the onlyfans subscription he has and he’s bright red for the rest of the date
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au where evan rosier goes to a rodeo and meets texan barty crouch jr, a slightly (slightly) insane competitor in the event who does bareback bronc riding, a pretty fucking dangerous sport, and immediately falls into an absolute obsession with evans accent and slutty waist and big eyes and can barely stand to keep his hands off him when he's wearing low rise flares (he had no clue what to wear to a rodeo) WHEN??????
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Evan, focused on a book:
Barty: *leans onto the back of his chair and places his head on Evan's shoulder* Ever thought about if people had beaks?
Evan: im sorry?
Barty: like what if they had bird beaks?
Evan: when was the last time you slept?
Barty: ...... what bird would you be?
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