Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.
Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.
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Annabeth: I heard you were dead.
Magnus: Only mostly dead.
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I want someone to talk to them gibberish and they still understands me
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Are you alive
No I've been dead for a couple years, but Hotel Valhalla is pretty nice I guess. I don't really post new stuff to this blog anymore unless something interesting happens tho and honestly my afterlife is pretty boring once the War Games started feeling repetitive
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actual conversation that happened between magnus and alex at one point
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I've been seeing people wanting a big fight between the riordenverse protags (Percy, Jason, Magnus, and Carter(and maybe Sadie)). Thing is though, if you threw a brick at Jason he would go down immediately. If there's water near Percy and the Kane's are going to be fighting for a while. And Magnus's only power is that he is a glow stick with a handkerchief boat and a disco sword. He's just going to say "Jack fight them!" throw him and then sit off to the side drinking a Caprisun.
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hello, half-blood tumblr 👋🏼
its samirah, aka sam the valkyrie from hotel valhalla ☽
nice to know you all :)
my floor 19 besties ,, ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ- ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶠᶜ⁾
@mallory-keen-to-kill , @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare , @magnus-falafelking , @thomas-jefferson-jr , @halfbornhalfdead
@will-solace-aaaaa is this how you do it
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Magnus: when I first met Alex, she really just took my breath away
Sam: a common response to being decapitated
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Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
Magnus, approaching: Hi
Alex, sweating: shit.
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Magnus: I made tea.
Samirah: I don’t want tea.
Magnus: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.
Samirah: Then why did you tell me?
Magnus: It’s a conversation starter.
Samirah: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Magnus: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Blitzen: I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other!
Alex: Oh yeah, we're closer than ever.
Alex & Sam: *hold up their hands to show they've been handcuffed to each other*
Hearth: [signing] You wanna tell me how this happened?
Sam: Well, Magnus thought-
Blitzen: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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In an ambulance,
Nurse: can you describe the snake that bit you?
Magnus: yeah, it was like an angry rope.
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Can we be friends?
I don't really do friends with people I don't know. Maggie tells me it's trust issues but at the end of the day, I just don't need more friends. I went from 0 to ~6-7 in a short period of time and I'm still adjusting to that.
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Incorrect Quotes With Riordanverse!
Alex: When you love someone, you have to go after them.
Nico: Is that how you got Magnus?
Alex: BITCH, I look like THIS. Homegirl don’t chase, homegirl GETS chased.
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