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[simpingforpjo]

Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Magnus, approaching: Hi

Alex, sweating: shit.

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[sapphicwithapen]

more !! more low-quality riordanverse memes !!

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[thesmallestpotatto]

Things I think Natalie Chase has said to/slash in front of baby Magnus

I'm so sorry, I've told him not to bite other kids. Don't worry, he's already had rabies so your kids probably fine.

In my opinion, dirt is a lot less tasty than mac and cheese, but you do you

Don't make me tie you to the fence post again.

Believe me, I want to pay for the dentist less than you want to go, but I would love to see you make it to 25 with all your teeth

No, of course! Don't wear your jacket. I'm sure hypothermia would go great with that shirt

Only people who learn how to read get to use the carving knife

That racoon is not your friend and when you come back with scratch marks I will laugh at you.

When I was his age, I'd only had chicken pox once, so this is new taretory

I know he's misbehaving. He's upset that I won't let hom sleep outside in November.

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[idkjustcallmewhateva]

Magnus: Imagine being like half asleep and someone gives you a kiss on the forehead, that would be so cute Alex: Unless your home alone Magnus:...

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[dysfunctional-cult-leader]

Magnus, in every book: imma defeat you with the power of friendship and this big sword I found

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[sakyira]

Magnus: Jack is completely fine fuck you!

Jack, flirting with every sword or weapon he sees:

Magnus:

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[arson-appreciation-society-pres]

more shit i found on that google doc XD

Alex: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

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[jeansyvesmoreau]

No one:

Alex: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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[chasegrangerkingdom]

Alex: You best start respecting trans people's pronouns, darling, or I'll have to make your pronouns was/were

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[overflowing-with-hyperfixations]

Magnus: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.

Magnus: Coconut oil is made from coconuts.

Alex: So BABY OIL-

Samirah: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE NICE DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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[simpingforpjo]

Alex, rollerblading into Magnus’ room with sunglasses and a piña colada: Magnus, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

Can you tell who my favs are from this post? Probably lol

Part 7 (as well as all the others)

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[riordanverse-craziness]

Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.

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[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Annabeth: I heard you were dead. Magnus: Only mostly dead.

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[that-hijabi-loki-spawn]

hello, half-blood tumblr 👋🏼

its samirah, aka sam the valkyrie from hotel valhalla ☽

nice to know you all :)

my floor 19 besties ,, ⁽ᵒᵒᶜ- ᵒⁿˡʸ ⁱᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵒᶠᶜ⁾

@mallory-keen-to-kill , @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare , @magnus-falafelking , @thomas-jefferson-jr , @halfbornhalfdead

@will-solace-aaaaa is this how you do it

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[dysfunctional-cult-leader]

Alex: if I was a flower, I would be a cactus. Its green, its beautiful and it stabs people.

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