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Stefan: I want a snack—
Klaus, showing up out of nowhere with a rose in his mouth: YOU CALLED?
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simsim54 · 6 days
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Klaus, to Stefan: hey bae- eeeitch! Hey bitch! Damon: Dude it's fine you can call each other pet names, it's not weird or uncomfortable. Klaus: thanks Damon. Klaus: anyway, hey daddy.
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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fandoms--fluff · 8 months
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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol yes
Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol maybe
Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no
Kol: Kol no
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ladymarvel27 · 9 months
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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 2 months
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours
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Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?
Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.
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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months
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Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous
Elena: Damon that's your daughter:
Damon: I know
Caroline: What makes her dangerous?
Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation
Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life
[Y/n laughing in the distance]
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winter-berries · 8 months
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Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?
Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back
Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?
Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?
Kol:
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Esther: Fuck you! My children are perfectly fine!
Elijah: [I will fix him even if it kills me disease]
Klaus: [Setting himself on fire just to feel something]
Rebekah: [Curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth]
Kol: [High on drugs and staring into the void]
Freya: [Singing to hide the pain]
Finn: [Crying Hysterically]
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Y/n: I need an adult.
Klaus: I’m an adult.
Y/n: I need a different adult.
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fandoms--fluff · 9 months
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Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you
Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year
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Klaus: Y/N, did it hurt? Y/N: What? Klaus: When you fell from heaven? Elijah, already furious in jealousy: NO, BECAUSE I CAUGHT HER BEFORE SHE FELL!
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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