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Americans can't speak English.

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Sharon just got that drip

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

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Babes you got my foaming at the mouth every time you post or update! This new chapter was so precious!!

Modern AU where the only thing that’s different was instead of an illustration of Sherlock Holmes, it’s a picture of Banana Pumpkinpatch

GIRL THE WAY I GOOGLED "BANANA PUMPKINPATCH CHARACTER" BEFORE REALIZING YOU MEANT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH LMFAOOO 😭😭😭 but aww THANK YOU💖and this is amazing i had to draw it as soon as u sent it, i love that cloras love for sherlock holmes also works in a modern au setting. CLORAS LOVE FOR SHERLOCK IS ETERNAL

(and yes seb would read/watch it bc of her)

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@witchcraftandgeekness thanks bro

Better days are coming 💜

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this is comedy

#yes #yes it is

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my favorite characters together💚

#these two would be the duo of the century #unstoppable

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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They’ve come a long way together, he and Pascal. You don’t forget the serpent who coaxed out your first words. The one who’d keep watch at your cradle, woven between the bars. The one who curled up on your stomach after Ollie left for Hogwarts, when you were forcibly graduated to a grownup bed and got scared of the monsters beneath. I’ll crush them all, Pascal would say, until Father snuffed out the flame. You’ll grow up weak and dependent, Father would say, shooing Pascal back to his study. Every man must face his own demons. - the_invisibility_bloke @the-invisibility-bloke

#oh #my #bloody #freaking #goodness #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy #i cant #thats the cutest thing i ever did see

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🖤 his light 🤍

#quit giving me inspiration to draw my own ship #kay #i dont have the inspo right now

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Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown is Sebastian Sallow.

I am not wrong.

#sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #Hogwarts Legacy #hogwarts legacy sebastian

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"He could do anything he wanted to do, he could go anywhere he wanted to go! And... as a little kid... with nothing... I don't know. Just seemed like the better option."

sebastian sallow has the flynn rider effect

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

#get over here you funky people

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#fr fr

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For reference mine was I was so mad at the canon ending for my favourite character in an otome game that I wrote fanfic to fix it

#wanting to tell the story of one particular person I made but not having the creativity to make up a whole universe for them

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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

#i really do love harry Potter #but I hate this woman