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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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beardedmrbean · 3 months
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Le important day in meme history has arrived
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spiribia · 4 months
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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meowllorydesigns · 5 months
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THE ORIGIN OF THIS IMAGE:
So in my etsy I sell a pin of some isopods having at a bag of doritos based on this photo. Today I was contacted by the person who took it.
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I asked to share this info and he gave permission!
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Here’s the picture of him working with isopods and here’s a link to their published research!
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t00thpasteface · 1 month
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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
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some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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antdays · 5 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "four hour video essay about plagiarism" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw brian deer say that exact sentence before
my buddy hbomberguy, pacing: james somerton is lying to us
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They were so insane for this
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deadbeatescape · 7 months
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starting a collection of sped up star trek gifs
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midnightt-vice · 28 days
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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this
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I am losing my mind over this.
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moomingitz · 7 months
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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dontbuymeperfume · 3 months
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so like is this anything or
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homestuckreblogs · 19 days
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elizaisdunn · 6 months
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how I imagine Grian telling the gang it’s time for a new season
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silveme · 11 months
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Step #1 to unlimited power: limber up ✅
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pepsdraw · 1 month
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we've found a catastrophic failure on this dress
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