You are going thru a dark street in New Orleans, when suddenly two men approach you.
Klaus: Good evening, time for a quick drink for us two?
Y/N: You mean, with you two? Don't you? But no, you're not that hot
Kol: Don't lie to yourself darling
Y/N: I'm not your darling, and now leave me alone.
You try to go, but Klaus grabs your wrist, so your pepperspray him.
Klaus, angrily: Do you know who I am?!
Y/N: No?
Klaus: I'm the Hybrid, the king of the vampires, the...
Y/N: Maybe you tell me your name first, before we talk about your role play fantasies, fuck off
Klaus: I hate those gen z kids
Kol: *laughs his ass of*
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Freya: Alright, you need to apologise to Finn.
Niklaus: okay.. fine, unfuck you or whatever
Elijah: I swear they are children. The fuck?
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Rebekah: HE HIT ME!
Kol: NO I DID NOT?
Niklaus: YOU DID KOL. I SAW
Kol: YOU WEREN’T IN THE ROOM??
Elijah: Children. HUSH
Rebekah: Fuck off Kol.
Kol: What? No, you fuck off.
Niklaus: OI. Kol stop being rude to rebekah.
Elijah: I’m giving up. Fuck my life.
*Freya walks in*
Freya: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH ALL OF YOU SLEEP *casts Ad Somnum* Finally. Peace and quiet.
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Hope(10): Erm Auntie Freya??
Freya: Yes Hope??
Hope (10): What’s sex?
Freya: *chokes on drink* HUH? What? Why do you want to know?? Who told you about it?
Hope(10): Uncle Kol..
Freya: Okay, give your Auntie Freya a moment yeah? *Freya storms away shouting* Kol you are DEAD!
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Freya: You had ONE job.
Finn: THEY ARE MONSTERES!! THEY GOT DRUNK AND CHASED ME FOR 3 HOURS!?
Elijah: *slurring his words* NoOoOo we didn’t..
Niklaus: *falling onto the floor* ExactlyYyY we didn’t *cough cough* he screams like a girllll *cough cough*
Freya: NIK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
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Rebekah: *walks in* Heyyyy Freya...
Freya: Oh god. What have you done bekah??
Rebekah: I..might of had hope shove a prank spell into Kols room.. and he’s going to be here in a minute... Can you hide both of us??
Freya: Are you kidding me?? You know what? Fine.. *casts a spell hiding both Rebekah and Hope*
Kol: *storms in* REBEKAH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
Elijah: *walks in* OI FAKE WITCH BODIER!! DO NOT INSULT REBEKAH!!
Niklaus: KOL. Leave Rebekah and Hope alone.
Kol: FREYA! Did you have something to do with, Where those two went? Hmm?
Freya: Kol. I have no idea what you are on about, so leave, go look for them.
Kol: *walking out* FINE!
Freya: *lightly giggles letting the spell down* You guys might want to run..
Niklaus: *chuckles* Go!! run before Kol realises
Elijah: *smiles* Go to my office, hide there!
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