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#incorrect niklaus mikaelson
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Stefan: I want a snack—
Klaus, showing up out of nowhere with a rose in his mouth: YOU CALLED?
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darth-nikeon · 4 months
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Klaus: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Cami: It's 2am, go back to sleep
Klaus:
Cami:
Klaus:
Cami: Yes, yes I would
Klaus: 🙂
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year
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Niklaus: There must be at least one thing you like about me? Y/N: Yeah. Niklaus: And what is that? Y/N: Your elder brother.
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miasmultifandomdump · 7 months
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Esther: I am so full of regret over turning you...
Klaus: 'kay, anything else you wanna apologize for?
Esther: ?
Klaus: *pulling out a PowerPoint* Get comfortable, we'll be here a while
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sunnymusicalien · 1 year
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You are going thru a dark street in New Orleans, when suddenly two men approach you.
Klaus: Good evening, time for a quick drink for us two?
Y/N: You mean, with you two? Don't you? But no, you're not that hot
Kol: Don't lie to yourself darling
Y/N: I'm not your darling, and now leave me alone.
You try to go, but Klaus grabs your wrist, so your pepperspray him.
Klaus, angrily: Do you know who I am?!
Y/N: No?
Klaus: I'm the Hybrid, the king of the vampires, the...
Y/N: Maybe you tell me your name first, before we talk about your role play fantasies, fuck off
Klaus: I hate those gen z kids
Kol: *laughs his ass of*
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Cami: I love murder mysteries.
Klaus, trying to impress her: I've been the lead suspect for dozens of murder cases.
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Rebekah: "Got any tips on committing larceny, Kol? Since you're so experienced."
Kol: "Don't ransack the place. Keep it classy - fart in his chair."
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winter-berries · 8 months
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Hayley: As your best friend-
Klaus: I don’t have friends
Hayley: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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Lizzie: Meet Flippy, Splashy, and Jumpy
Caroline: Where did you get dolphins?! And who installed the aquarium?
Klaus: You like it Caroline. Maybe I should have gone for the five stories, and added a reif, and kelp bed. Wait! I can fix it!
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multiverseeee · 1 year
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incorrect mikaelson quotes
Freya: Alright, you need to apologise to Finn.
Niklaus: okay.. fine, unfuck you or whatever
Elijah: I swear they are children. The fuck? 
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Rebekah: HE HIT ME!
Kol: NO I DID NOT? 
Niklaus: YOU DID KOL. I SAW
Kol: YOU WEREN’T IN THE ROOM?? 
Elijah: Children. HUSH
Rebekah: Fuck off Kol.
Kol: What? No, you fuck off.
Niklaus: OI. Kol stop being rude to rebekah.
Elijah: I’m giving up. Fuck my life.
*Freya walks in*
Freya: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH ALL OF YOU SLEEP *casts Ad Somnum* Finally. Peace and quiet.
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Hope(10): Erm Auntie Freya??
Freya: Yes Hope??
Hope (10): What’s sex?
Freya: *chokes on drink* HUH? What? Why do you want to know?? Who told you about it?
Hope(10): Uncle Kol..
Freya: Okay, give your Auntie Freya a moment yeah? *Freya storms away shouting* Kol you are DEAD!
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Freya: You had ONE job.
Finn: THEY ARE MONSTERES!! THEY GOT DRUNK AND CHASED ME FOR 3 HOURS!?
Elijah: *slurring his words* NoOoOo we didn’t..
Niklaus: *falling onto the floor* ExactlyYyY we didn’t *cough cough* he screams like a girllll *cough cough* 
Freya: NIK?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? 
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Rebekah: *walks in* Heyyyy Freya...
Freya: Oh god. What have you done bekah?? 
Rebekah: I..might of had hope shove a prank spell into Kols room.. and he’s going to be here in a minute... Can you hide both of us??
Freya: Are you kidding me?? You know what? Fine.. *casts a spell hiding both Rebekah and Hope*
Kol: *storms in* REBEKAH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!
Elijah: *walks in* OI FAKE WITCH BODIER!! DO NOT INSULT REBEKAH!! 
Niklaus: KOL. Leave Rebekah and Hope alone. 
Kol: FREYA! Did you have something to do with, Where those two went? Hmm? 
Freya: Kol. I have no idea what you are on about, so leave, go look for them.
Kol: *walking out* FINE! 
Freya: *lightly giggles letting the spell down* You guys might want to run.. 
Niklaus: *chuckles* Go!! run before Kol realises
Elijah: *smiles* Go to my office, hide there!
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tyler-is-hot · 1 year
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stefan, admiring a sleeping klaus: You’re so cute.
klaus, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
stefan, lovingly: I know.
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korribanarchive · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes From the Original Family
Freya: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Klaus: Only if you also don't ask why Klaus: Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls Take your pick. Freya: Klaus: Freya: This one is fine
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wasted-potential-wp · 2 years
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NAFFWY Incorrect Quote #1
Lillian: Nik, in your professional opinion, how would I die?
Klaus: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Lillian: That's a shame.
Kol: *silently raises finger in question*
Klaus: You slip in a tub.
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ladymarvel27 · 1 year
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Rebekah: Truth or Dare? Y/N: Dare. Rebekah: I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in the room. Y/N: Okay. Niklaus? Niklaus: *blushes* Yes? Y/N: Can you get out of way? I am trying to reach Freya.
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im-not-sorry · 2 years
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Elijah: We all have our demons
Elijah, dragging two very feral Kol and Klaus: These are mine
Hayley: *facepalms*
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