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thedragonqueens · 1 year
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Elijah: You're my life, Hayley
Hayley: Awnn *kiss him*
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Elijah: I hate my life
Hayley: YOU WHAT?! Im your life and you love me, so no, you don't hate your life!
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Hayley: Why is it called syrup if it falls down?
Elijah: It's 2 in the mORNING—
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ladymarvel27 · 11 months
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Hayley: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Elijah: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Hayley: But you’re always acting stupid?
Elijah: …
Elijah: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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i-smoke-chapstick · 3 years
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its the fact that klaus mikealson is cannonly into BDSM for me
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annoyingvoidzombie · 3 years
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The originals in short:
Klaus: dose a bad thing
Elijah, Rebekah, Hayley: think about Hope, you're a father now
Klaus: "shit .. okay I'll try to fix it"... *Ruin it more*
Kol: I wanna be part of your life and world! *Falls In love with a witch*
Freya: I'll pop some other season for a family reunion? K?
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xvoidcarex · 3 years
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Elijah: what does “thot” mean?
Rebekah: it means thoughtful.
*at the dinner table*
Hayley: here’s your soup
Elijah: thank you, you are such a thot!
Kol: *falls off the chair*
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unknown-salvatore · 4 years
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Hayley: What are those dead bodies doing there?
Klaus/Elijah: Honestly, not much.
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Elijah: Bite me!
Hayley: Where
Elijah: *tiny gasp*
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Elijah: We all have our demons
Elijah, dragging two very feral Kol and Klaus: These are mine
Hayley: *facepalms*
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Elijah: *takes food out of oven without gloves*
Hayley, forgetting he's an original vampire and not being able to decide whether to say "stop scaring me" or "are you ok?": STOP FUCKING BEING OK!
Elijah: I was never ok to begin with but...
Hayley, crying maniacally: I'm so sorry
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Hayley: Truth or Dare?
Elijah: Truth
Hayley: When was the last time you went to sleep?
Elijah: ...
Elijah: Dare
Hayley: Go to sleep.
Elijah: NEVER HAVE I EV—
Hayley: THAT'S NOT THE GAME!!!
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Elijah: Why do you always let me win the race when we run up the stairs?
Elijah: You're so much faster than me
Hayley: I like to see your smile
Elijah, to Klaus: She stares at my ass, doesn't she?
Klaus, looking at the ceiling: She stares at your ass
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Elijah: *is carrying all the grocies*
Hayley: *holds out hand to help*
Elijah: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold hayley's hand*
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Elijah: *eats a tic tac*
Elijah: I take my pills and I'm happy all the time-
Hayley: THAT IS A FUCKING TIC TAC YOU HEATHEN-
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Elijah: You have the right to remain silent
Hayley: I choose to violate that right
Hayley: *Extremely Loud Screaming*
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Elijah: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Hayley: You are my reward
Freya: You deserve a reward for putting up with me
Keelin: Damn right I do
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