#incorrect elijah mikaelson

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Esther: Fuck you! My children are perfectly fine!

Elijah: [I will fix him even if it kills me disease]

Klaus: [Setting himself on fire just to feel something]

Rebekah: [Curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth]

Kol: [High on drugs and staring into the void]

Freya: [Singing to hide the pain]

Finn: [Crying Hysterically]

#none of these bitches are mentally or physically okay... #incorrect the originals quotes #tvd #the originals #the originals cw #incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #tvdu #tvd universe #esther mikaelson #kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #finn mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #freya mikaelson #incorrect kol mikaelson #incorrect klaus mikaelson #incorrect elijah mikaelson

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

#kol mikaeslon #cute kol mikaelson #kol and reader #kol and elijah #cute kol #elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson x wife reader #kol scared of y/n #klaus mikaelson #kol never listens to klaus #cute #fluff #thevampirediaries #theoriginals #tvd incorrect quotes #tvd incorrect qouts #the originals incorrect quotes #the originals incorrect quots

[ladymarvel27]

Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!

#elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson the originals #elijah mikaelson tvd #the vampire diaries incorrect quotes #the vampire diaries #incorrect quotes #elijah mikaelson x reader #elijah mikaelson x y/n #elijah mikaelson x female reader #elijah mikaelson incorrect quotes #klaus mikaelson

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

#Kol's last three braincells #trying it out #kol mikaelson #the originals #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson x reader #the vampire diaries #tvd #tvdu #the originals incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #tvd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the originals meme #tvd meme #klaus x reader #elijah mikaelson x reader #rebekah mikaelson x reader

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?

Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.

#the originals incorrect quotes #the originals #the originals edit #the originals x reader #the mikaelsons #the mikaelson siblings #the mikaelson family #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #freya mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson

[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

#incorrect tvd quotes #kol mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #the mikaelsons #mikaelson shenanigans

[morgane-art]

Y/n : crushes happen all the time !

Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.

Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.

Elijah : ...

Elijah : What-

#That's how we confess guys #the originals #klaus mikaelson #the originals incorrect quotes #elijah mikaelson #tvd incorrect quotes #elijah mikealson x reader #rebekah mikaelson #freya mikaelson #finn mikaelson #kol mikaelson #source : friends

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Elijah: Dammit, Klaus!

Klaus: What?! It wasn’t me!

Elijah: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kol!

Kol: Not me either.

Elijah: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Rebekah: *whistles*

#elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #the originals #tvd #tvdu #the originals incorrect quotes #mikaelson nonsense

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Kidnapper: I have one of your siblings Elijah: Which one, I have five Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, spoiled one Elijah: Which one, I have five

#tvd #klaus mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #finn mikaelson #tvd incorrect quotes #freya mikaelson

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Hayley: Why is it called syrup if it falls down?

Elijah: It's 2 in the mORNING—

#incorrect the originals quotes #the originals #the originals cw #incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #tvd #tvdu #tvd universe #hayley x elijah #elijah x hayley #elijah mikaelson #incorrect elijah mikaelson #hayley marshall #incorrect hayley marshall #haylijah #incorrect haylijah

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

#elijah mikealson x reader #elijah mikaelson x female reader #elijah mikaelson x wife reader #elijah mikaelson #parent elijah #kol mikaelson #cute kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #cute rebekah mikaelson #bedtime stories #elijah mikealson imagine #tvd incorrect quotes #cute #fluff #thevampirediaries #theoriginals #legacies

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

#elijah mikaelson tvd #elijah mikaelson #elijah mikaelson the originals #elijah mikaelson imagine #elijah x y/n #elijah mikaelson x reader #the originals incorrect quotes #tvd incorrect quotes #memes #incorrect quotes #elijah mikaelson incorrect quotes #to #tvdu #tvd fandom #tvdu fandom #tvd universe #tvd fanfiction #the vampire diaries #the originals x reader #the originals x y/n

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

#Kol's last three braincells #kol mikaelson #the originals #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson x reader #the vampire diaries #tvd incorrect quotes #the originals incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #the originals meme #tvd #tvdu #cas says stuff

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: We need to distract these guys Elijah: Leave it to me Elijah: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Klaus, Kol, and Rebekah: *Immediately begin arguing* Finn, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

#the originals #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #finn mikaelson #kol mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #freya mikaelson #the mikaelsons #the mikaelson siblings #the original family #the mikaelson family #the originals incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the mikaelsons incorrect quotes

[winter-berries]

Hope: *taking a buzzfeed quiz* which Disney princess are you?

Elijah: belle, because she likes to read

Rebekah: cinderella since i’m always having to clean up your messes

Klaus: ariel because i live in two different worlds

Kol: tinkerbell because if i don’t get attention i’ll die

Hope: tinkerbell’s not-

Freya: sleeping beauty

Everyone:

#incorrect tvd quotes #hope mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #kol mikaelson #freya mikaelson #the mikaelsons #mikaelson shenanigans

[morgane-art]

Elijah : Y/n, what is this ?

Y/n : It's my to-do list.

Elijah : Oh, That's great. I'm so glad you're starting to be-

Elijah : ...

Elijah : This just says 'Klaus'.

#tvd #tvd incorrect quotes #the vampire diaries #klaus mikaelson #klaus mikealson x reader #the originals incorrect quotes #the originals #source : tumblr #elijah mikaelson