#incorrect kol mikaelson

[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Esther: Fuck you! My children are perfectly fine!

Elijah: [I will fix him even if it kills me disease]

Klaus: [Setting himself on fire just to feel something]

Rebekah: [Curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth]

Kol: [High on drugs and staring into the void]

Freya: [Singing to hide the pain]

Finn: [Crying Hysterically]

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[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

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[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

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[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?

Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.

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[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

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[morgane-art]

Y/n : crushes happen all the time !

Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.

Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.

Elijah : ...

Elijah : What-

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[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: I could kill you if I wanted.

Y/n: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

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[rosedforbes]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

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[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

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[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Kidnapper: I have one of your siblings Elijah: Which one, I have five Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, spoiled one Elijah: Which one, I have five

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[mikaelson-family-shenighans]

Rebekah: Don't try to use logic on Kol. He's immune.

Davina: Wait... Really?

Kol: Oh yeah. Bought a charm off a shamen bloke in Chile, lets me add two and two and get a pickle.

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[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

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[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

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[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: We need to distract these guys Elijah: Leave it to me Elijah: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Klaus, Kol, and Rebekah: *Immediately begin arguing* Finn, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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[winter-berries]

Hope: *taking a buzzfeed quiz* which Disney princess are you?

Elijah: belle, because she likes to read

Rebekah: cinderella since i’m always having to clean up your messes

Klaus: ariel because i live in two different worlds

Kol: tinkerbell because if i don’t get attention i’ll die

Hope: tinkerbell’s not-

Freya: sleeping beauty

Everyone:

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[witchcraftandgeekness]

Y/n: They are not hideous.

Kol, blinking at them: What?

Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.

Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.

Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?

Kol: Mauve.

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