#incorrect jag

[incorrectjag]

Mac: *muttering angrily in Farsi*

Harm: I know. I know.

Bud: Wait, you speak Farsi too, Sir?

Harm: No Lieutenant. I just know the phrase ‘this is all your fault’ in every language she speaks.

#jag #correct quotes #incorrect jag #sarah mackenzie #harmon rabb jr #bud roberts jr #source: unk

[jaggedcliffs]

This is exactly 100% the very accurate dialogue the script-writers had in mind when they wrote this scene.

Image description under the cut.

Narration, as Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng come across Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen in the Unclean Realm in Episode 21: Just a normal encounter during the Sunshot Campaign...

Wei Wuxian, looking alarmed: oh no, my ex! who hates my new cultivation! who I also never began dating in the first place. can you break up with someone if you were never technically a couple?

Lan Xichen, looking at Lan Wangji with concern: I’m guessing you two are still on the outs...?

Lan Wangji, staring angrily ahead: No. There is nothing wrong. I am feeling nothing. This is my feeling nothing face.

Lan Xichen, now looking ahead with concern: ...alright, if you say so.

Jiang Cheng, looking at Wei Wuxian with concern: So, uh, you guys still going through a rough patch, huh?

Wei Wuxian, putting on a smile: Actually I am not bothered by this whatsoever. I am, in fact, very happy and normal and will say hello like a normal, untraumatized person whose crush isn’t rejecting him.

Narration, as the two parties come close and bow: *polite, normal bowing*

Wei Wuxian, looking at Lan Wangji: *YEARNS at Lan Zhan*

Lan Wangji, meeting Wei Wuxian’s eyes: *no yearning. no talking. still angry*

Wei Wuxian, looking to the side, somewhat hurt: oh. oh alright, cool cool cool 

Wei Wuxian, covering it up with a stiff smile as he nods at Lan Xichen: anyway, nice seeing ya Zewu-jun

Wei Wuxian, walking fast past Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji: completely unrelatedly, time to go.

Jiang Cheng, looking up after Wei Wuxian in alarm: Wait, what? Really?

Jiang Cheng, also walking fast past Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen: Shit, I’m out too, then

Lan Wangji, turning around to stare at an off-screen Wei Wuxian: *YEARNS where Wei Ying cannot see*

Lan Xichen, also turning around to stare at the off-screen Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Well...that sure was something.

#jagged watches the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #jiang cheng #the untamed #cql #fan edit #incorrect quotes #this is has sitting in my drafts for MONTHS #I decided to finally finish polishing up the borders on the text and post it #wwx

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Star Wars Legends + text posts part 2 (1)

#starkiller #Galen Marek #Mara Jade #Luke Skywalker #jaina solo #jacen solo #darth caedus #teneniel djo #Darth Bane #jagged fel #abeloth #The Force Unleashed #The Thrawn Trilogy #Legacy of the Force #new jedi order #fate of the jedi #not a quote #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes

[depressed-teacup-inc]

Luka: My dad may be a horrible demon, but I still want him to love me…

Adrien: I, too, wish for the fatherly love… Will… You be my father, Luka?

Luka, perking up: Yeah! Will you be mine, Adrien?

Adrien: YES!✨

#miraculous ladybug #Lukadrien #luka couffaine #adrien agreste #this is somehow a combination daddy issues and daddy joke #and somehow it fits those idiots perfectly #ml memes #it’s funny because their dads suck ass #fuck jagged stone and Gabriel Agreste #all me and my homies hate jagged stone and Gabriel Agreste #mlb fandom #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #source: teen titans go

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Comet: It's spooky season!

Jag: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.

#Jag you need professional help #Corporal Comet #clone trooper comet #captain jag #clone trooper jag #Jai'galaar #Captain Jai'galaar #104th battalion #The Vode #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #star wars: the expanded universe #tcw #incorrect star wars quotes #Souce: unknown

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Equius: D-> Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

Kanaya: Wrong. Ballroom Gloves Are The Thigh Highs Of Hands. Fingerless Gloves Are The Booty Shorts Of Hands.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #equius zahhak #kanaya maryam #mod terezi #it's about the grace the elegance the accentuation of the flow of the arms into the body #that's what makes them the thigh highs of hands #meanwhile fingerless gloves draw attention to the curves and creases with it's harsh and jagged edges

[magnetarbeam]

Voices of the Force: Incorrect Quotes 7

Vestara: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

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Jaina: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Jag: It’s my turn to cuddle Jaina.

Zekk: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Ahsoka: Something tells me Ben's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Ben holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, dad isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Ben: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Vestara: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Ahsoka: I feel like Zekk is looking down on me.

Jaina: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.

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Ahsoka: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Fala: What changed your mind?

Ahsoka: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

[A couple years earlier]

Ahsoka: I think we should kiss.

Fala: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Ahsoka: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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Ahsoka: The Force has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Jaina: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Vestara: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ben: 'Nicest Personality'

Ahsoka: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Fala: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Jaina: I like your new pants!

Jag: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Jaina: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Jag: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Jaina: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Jag: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jaina.

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Jaina: You three, explain right now!

Ben: It was Ahsoka.

Vestara: It was Ahsoka.

Fala: It was Ahsoka.

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: …fuck.

#star wars legends #voices of the force au #vestara khai #jaina solo #jagged fel #zekk #zekk solo fel #ben skywalker #fotj fala #fala syur #yes i landed on a last name for her #incorrect star wars quotes #ahsoka tano

[wildwood-faun]

Swedish word order is fairly predictable, as in there's a schema you can fit the various sentence elements into and some of them can go in several different places but there's a structure to it. Except if you're one of the trickster words like not, never or sometimes, then you can do whatever the fuck you want and we had to put special boxes in the schema to accommodate for them. Neat!

#was thinking about the sentence 'jag tror aldrig jag varit där' and how it's technically incorrect #because it means 'i never think i've been there' and not the intended 'i don't think i've been there' - or any number of variants #but in speech i think very few people would take issue with it or interpret it wrong #jag tror att jag aldrig har varit där feels like it ought to be more 'correct' but it feels soooo clunky #idk if there's a good way of phrasing this using aldrig (never). maybe it's more proper to use inte (not) #take ALL uses of 'correct' etc to be used with a heaping spoonful of salt ofc. but i am schooled in general linguistics s well as stylistics #so i think it's fun to compare what's de rigueur and what people actually say #linguistics #swedish stuff #also let's not get started on ju. ju lives by its own rules.

[gameguy20100]

(Winter blizzard.)

Anarka: Here’s your tea.

Juleka: Thanks mum.

Anarka: Your hot Chocolate.

Luka: Cheers mum.

Anarka: And here’s your disgusting hot beer drink.

Jagged Stone: Ooh, lovely.

#miraculous ladybug #ml incorrect quotes #anarka couffaine #luka couffaine #jagged stone #juleka couffaine

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Jaina: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere

Jag:

Jag: jaina— those are fucking wanted posters

#star wars #star wars legends #jaina solo #Jag Fel #incorrect quotes #source: unknown

[incorrectjag]

Harm and Mac: So, we have made the decision to trust you.

Webb: A horrible decision, really.

#jag #incorrect quotes #incorrect jag #harmon rabb jr #sarah mackenzie #clayton webb #source: tangled

[jaggedcliffs]

Incorrect lbfad quotes: 1/?

Xie Wanqing out here galaxy-braining her enemies-to-lovers speedrun while the rest of us chumps are stuck in our slow burns

#chidi nuzi #xie wanqing #dongfang qingcang #love between fairy and devil #jagged watches lbfad #lbfad incorrect quotes #it feels a bit disingenuous calling this incorrect when half of this is a direct quote/paraphrase of the scene #but the other half is very much not

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was 'woah... it's canon' and I think maybe thoughts like that is why Jaina made me get tested.

Jagged Fel

#jagged fel #jaina solo #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #submission #magnetarbeam #original: uknown

[ladymiraclewings]

Anarka: It seems we have a problem with breaking promises.

Jagged Stones: From now on, no one makes anymore promises.

Young Luka, with Juleka: But you promised you would always love us.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #anarka couffaine #jagged stone #luka #juleka #source: bluey

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Wolffe: I truly hate it here.

Boost: Now replace “it” with women. Not so funny now is it

Warthog: Now replace “it” with women. Not so funny now is women

Sinker: Now replace “funny” with it. Not so it now women?

Jag: I’m having a fucking stroke.

Comet: Replace “stroke” with baby. Congratulations!

#Commander Wolffe #clone trooper boost #clone trooper Warthog #sergeant sinker #clone trooper sinker #captain jag #Jai'galaar #Captain Jai'galaar #clone trooper jag #Corporal Comet #clone trooper comet #104th battalion #The Vode #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #source: twitter

[magnetarbeam]

Voices of the Force: Incorrect Quotes 5

Ahsoka: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Jaina: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Ahsoka: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Zekk, trying to impress Jag: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Jaina: He turned it off and back on again.

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*during a group project*

Vestara: *does 99% of the work*

Ben: *has no idea what’s going on*

Ahsoka: *says she’s gonna help but does not*

Fala: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Ahsoka, staring lovingly at Fala: I would die for you.

Fala, doing her own thing: Then perish.

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Vestara: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Space Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Ahsoka: We’re playing Space Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Jag: Space Scrabble? Space Scrabble’s great.

Ahsoka: Not when you’re playing with Vestara, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Jag: What’s your favorite color?

Vestara: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Jag: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Vestara: My favorite color is pink.

#star wars legends #voices of the force au #ahsoka tano #jaina solo #zekk solo fel #jagged fel #vestara khai #ben skywalker #fotj fala #incorrect star wars quotes