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#incorrect disney princesses quotes
ouadisneyblog · 2 months
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Anna: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Namaari!
Raya: But I thought you told me to get it out of my system?
Anna: I had no idea how much you had it in your system.
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fandomnerd9602 · 13 days
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Elsa meets Y/N, a fire bender, and their dragon…
Elsa: is your steed friendly?
Y/N: Firestar? Yeah he loves belly rubs and being ridden
Elsa: I’d very like to ride you
Y/N: what?
Elsa: what?
Elsa blushes and Firestar just rolls his dragon eyes…
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pinksloosh · 2 years
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Anakin: Your friend Y/n is cute.
Obi-Wan: *Glares*
Anakin: It's a joke.
*Anakin’s wedding*
Obi-Wan, giving his best man speech: And then he told me it was a joke.
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thestarwarslesbian · 10 months
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Obi-wan: So you really believe me Cody? Cody: Obi-wan you are the last good person in the galaxy. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
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forthetaintedmemes · 11 months
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15!Dazai pouting: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.
Oda: Chuuya didn't notice you were flirting again I'm guessing?
15!Dazai: At this point I'm going to have to construct an entire save the princess in the tower from the evil dragon subplot...
Oda: I don't think even you can pull that off.
*Years later, Dead Apple Era*
*Dazai getting a message from Fyodor about meeting up at a tower*
Dazai: My time has come!
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harringroveera · 2 months
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Eleven: Did you know your favorite disney princess says a lot about you, Billy?
Billy: What is that bitch saying about me?
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bellsoftime · 10 months
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The Chain: *Wakes up in the morning*
Warriors: *wakes up with perfect hair and clear skin*
The rest of the chain: Messy hair, messed up sheets, mouth drool, etc*
Legend: Literally how are you doing that!?
Warriors: (smirks) I don’t know? The world just favors beauty I guess.
Twilight: We call him pretty boy for a reason.
Legend: You’re like a Disney princess, I swear.
Hyrule: You’re right, I think I can hear the birds tweeting behind him.
Legend: Oh, don’t give him too much credit. Now you’re just exaggerating—
A blue bird comes in and lands on Warrior’s head.
Legend: …
Legend: Oh for the love of Nayru! Give him a damn tiara already.
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snorlax891 · 4 months
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Namaari: *giving Raya the 69th excessively expensive gift of the week* Raya: ...Are you trying to buy my love by bribing me with expensive stuff? Namaari: NO!! ...Maybe...yes...*blushing and rubbing her arm* Is...Is it working? Raya: ...Maybe... *blushing*
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zenzerodomina · 3 months
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Ariel: having 6 older sisters is exhausting, you can only immagine what it's like
Hans: ahah yes... i can only immagine
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thatastrobae · 7 months
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Margo: *hands Miles a controller * You do game, do you not?
Miles: Oh, I game, pretty girl...
Miles: Pr..pretty good! Pretty good. Yes, I game pretty good.
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ouadisneyblog · 8 months
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Snow White: Please don't teach Vanellope to knife-fight.
Raya: It's a rubber dagger!
Cinderella: That's not the point!
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months
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Asha and Y/N confront King Magnifico…
Magnifico: what’s your grandfather’s wish?
Asha: to inspire people with song
Magnifico: t-that could inspire people to rise up and destroy my kingdom
Y/N: that’s kind of a stretch, sir
Magnifico: sorry?
Y/N: why not put a proviso of good inspiration?
Magnifico: oh…that’s good. Asha, I shall grant your grandfather’s wish!
Asha: thank you!
Magnifico: Y/N what was your wish?
Asha hugs Y/N…
Y/N: oh I already got mine
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pinksloosh · 2 years
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Training
Y/n: Nice job today at training! Maybe next time you can finally use your light saber and hit something!
Anakin: Don’t make me fight you, Y/n.
Y/n: Oh really? Why don’t you come here then, Anakin? Pin me down! Choke me with the force! I dare you! 
Anakin: Oh I will! I’ll come there and make you scream out my name, Y/n! 
Obi-Wan: HOW DO YOU NOT HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING?
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callsign-daydream · 7 months
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Bob: You believe me? Phoenix: Bob, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds buttoned your uniform this morning.
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padawansuggest · 1 year
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Boba: *after realizing Din and Bo-Katan are working together, grinning cause both his fave Mandos to call princess are here now* So. Which one of you is the pillow princess and which is the passenger princess?
Bo-Katan: :) Din is both.
Din: :/
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miabellaholtz · 2 months
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Don't know if this one's been done already but if it has I'm doing it again cause it's too good to pass up
Atitaya: How did Raya get away?
Namaari: I let her go.
Atitaya: *mouth drops*
Namaari: I. let. her. go. Because shit got weird
Atitaya: *At a loss for words*
Namaari: Okay, I had her cornered. We were fighting. it was a normal altercation. And then my hand ended up around her throat.
Atitaya: *raises eyebrows*
Namaari: She looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul and says 'harder'
Atitaya: *stunned silence*
Namaari: *Picking up water glass with shaking hand* And I'm looking at her like... 'excuse me'
Atitaya: I do not have the mental energy to help you unpack this right now
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