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zenzerodomina · 2 months

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When you want to know more about a character but at the same time you don't want them to be elaborate further by the creator because it would ruin your fanon

#i want to know about hans brothers #but i already have names and ages for everyone #also im scared for what they will do to Scar in the new movie #they try so hard to give him a backstory #it never worked #relatable

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zenzerodomina · 2 months

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Im so inbetween "a Frozen Heart" Hans and "he's the most spoiled brat ever" Hans

#i love both of them #like: i want him to be a spoiled brat #with a loving family #just for once #he deserve a break dear god #he need to be the spoiled baby brother #but i like a frozen heart tho #hans frozen #disney frozen #hans westergaard #prince hans of the southern isles #frozen heart

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zenzerodomina · 3 months

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Shere khan *staring lovingly at Scar*: You are the most delusional person i've ever met

Scar: I'm the most delusional person that I'VE ever met

Scar: And it has never disappointed me

#disney #disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney villanis #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #incorrect disney quotes #scar #scar tlk #disney scar #shere khan #scar x shere khan #shere khan x scar #sherescar #jungle book

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zenzerodomina · 3 months

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Peter, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Jamie: Oh? Lemme see!

Peter, opening his hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Jamie: …where’s the spider.

Peter: *stares at his hands*

Peter: Oh no.

Jamie: PETER, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

#lost boy #incorrect quotes peter pan #peter pan incorrect quotes #peter pan #james hook #Jamie lost boy

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zenzerodomina · 3 months

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Ariel: having 6 older sisters is exhausting, you can only immagine what it's like

Hans: ahah yes... i can only immagine

#disney #disney incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #princess ariel #ariel #hans frozen #hans of the southern isles #hans westergaard #prince hans #prince hans of the southern isles

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zenzerodomina · 3 months

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Scar: "Mufasa, my dear brother, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time we turn this kingdom into a more... fabulous place."

Mufasa: "Fabulous? Scar, this is the Pride Lands, not a fashion show. What are you scheming?"

Scar: "Oh, nothing much. Just considering a new dress code for the hyenas, maybe a touch of leopard print for the rocks. Spice things up a bit!"

Mufasa: "Scar, we can't have a kingdom ruled by fashion whims. We have responsibilities."

Scar: "Responsibilities, responsibilities. Why not mix a little drama into our royal affairs? Think of it as a kingdom makeover!"

Mufasa: "I'd rather focus on keeping the Circle of Life intact, not turning it into a theatrical production. Leave the fashion to the vultures, Scar."

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Scar: "Mufasa, my esteemed brother, I've been contemplating a change in leadership. How about a more democratic approach to ruling the Pride Lands?"

Mufasa: "Democratic? Scar, this is a monarchy. It's been that way for generations. Why change now?"

Scar: "Well, Mufasa, everyone deserves a voice, don't they? A lion for the people, that's what I'm thinking."

Mufasa: "Scar, the Circle of Life has served us well. We can't just replace it with a Circle of Voting."

Scar: "Ah, but think of the possibilities! No more hierarchy, just a pride where every lion has an equal say. It's the roar of the majority!

Mufasa: "We'll stick to the traditional roar, Scar. Democracy might work elsewhere, but the Pride Lands thrive on the wisdom of the monarchy."

Scar: ok ok *whispering* bitch

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Scar: "Mufasa, my illustrious brother, have you ever considered the benefits of a monarchy rebranding? A Scar-tastic makeover, if you will."

Mufasa: "A rebranding? Scar, we have a legacy, a tradition. We can't just toss it aside for your... eccentric ideas."

Scar: "Eccentric? Mufasa, picture this: instead of the Circle of Life, we could have the Triangle of Fabulosity. Hyenas in high heels, lions in bowties—think of the spectacle!"

Mufasa: "The Circle of Life has worked for generations. Why fix what isn't broken? Besides, I don't see how high heels would benefit the hyenas in their hunting endeavors."

Scar: "Ah, but Mufasa, it's all about making a statement! We'll be the most stylish ruling duo the Pride Lands have ever seen!"

Mufasa: "I think I'll stick to the timeless elegance of the Circle of Life, Scar. No offense, but your fashion-forward kingdom might be a bit much for the savanna."

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Scar: "Mufasa, my naive brother, I've been considering a change in leadership. How about I take over the Pride Lands for a more progressive approach?"

Mufasa: "Progressive? Scar, this is a delicate ecosystem. We need balance and tradition, not your schemes."

Scar: "Tradition, Mufasa, tradition. It's holding us back! I propose a constitutional monarchy with a council of hyenas. Equal opportunity rule!"

Mufasa: "Hyenas? Scar, they're scavengers, not fit to govern. The Circle of Life should remain unchanged."

Scar: "Ah, but imagine the Pride Lands with a modern twist. A Pride Rock democracy where even the smallest insect has a say in our kingdom's affairs!"

Mufasa: "We've been entrusted with the balance of nature. Let's not turn the Pride Lands into a political experiment. Stick to the Circle of Life, Scar."

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Scar: "Mufasa, my noble brother, have you ever considered the benefits of a constitutional monarchy? Less roar, more votes!"

Mufasa: "Constitutional monarchy? Scar, the Circle of Life has worked for generations. Why fix something that isn't broken?"

Scar: "Ah, but imagine the hyenas having a say in our royal decisions. Equal opportunities for all, even the ones with a penchant for laughter!"

Mufasa: "Hyenas making decisions? That's a disaster waiting to happen. Our traditions and leadership have kept the Pride Lands thriving."

Scar: "Traditions, Mufasa, are so last century. Embrace change! Besides, think of the catchy campaign slogans we could come up with."

Mufasa: "Scar, this is not a political campaign. It's about maintaining balance and preserving our heritage. No hyena parliaments, thank you."

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zenzerodomina · 4 months

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*Scar to shenzi at the end of the movie*: I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

#disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney villanis #disney #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #scar #scar tlk #scar disney #shenzi #shenzi hyena

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zenzerodomina · 5 months

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Scar *watching Shere Khan*: i could take him

Zazu: no you couldn't. You can't take down anything. Look at you!

Scar: never said in a fight

Zazu:...

#disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney villanis #disney #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #zazu #scar #scar tlk #shere khan #scar x shere khan #shere khan x scar #sherescar

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zenzerodomina · 6 months

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Scar: im not worried about silly things like labels

Mufasa:

Scar: people can call me whatever they like!

Scar: they can even call me Taka

Mufasa:...

*Scar shouting from distance*: NEVER CALL ME TAKA

#disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney villanis #disney #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #mufasa tlk #mufasa disney #scar disney #scar tlk

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zenzerodomina · 6 months

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Simba: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Scar: And you came to me?

#disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney villanis #disney #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #scar tlk #scar disney #the lion king scar #simba lion king

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zenzerodomina · 7 months

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I have to be honest: for most of the film I really liked him as a character, but from the villain's monologue I really started to doubt the writing of the film. I mean: that speech makes no sense and creates a lot of holes in the plot, it's look like as if at a certain point in the film all the ideas on how to continue the story were lost and someone said "yes, we should definitely make Hans the bad guy "I don't like him as a villain simply because he doesn't objectively make sense and I also find it very useless in the story in general, it could have easily ended without a villain and it would still have been a good movie, but despite this I really like the theories about it

Who is your Hans?

#hans #prince hans #hans frozen #frozen #disney frozen

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zenzerodomina · 8 months

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Scar: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.

#disney incorrect quotes #disney villains incorrect quote #disney #disney villanis #incorrect disney villains quotes #incorrect disney villain #the lion king #scar tlk #scar disney

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zenzerodomina · 9 months

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Scar in the afterlife: Come on, Mufasa! How many times do I have to apologize?

Mufasa: Once!