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iwannabealice · 10 months

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miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

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saturncodedstarlette · 10 months

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Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.

Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.

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pixiexdusts-world · 6 months

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Incorrect quote

Miles: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Y/n: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Gwen: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.

Y/n: Good thinking.

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merowkittie · 10 months

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ATSV INCORRECT QOUTES ☆ !!

This includes x reader and character x character (not in a ship way)

Miguel: Do we have any orange juice left?

Hobie: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Hobie: Sorry, we’re all out.

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You: *sees someone doing something stupid*

You: What an idiot.

You: *realizes it's Miles*

You: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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You: Pavitr ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Pavitr: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

You: …

You: I wrote sanitize, Pav.

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You: My life is a mess.

Miguel: You relax, go get a beer.

You: I don’t want a beer.

Miguel: Who said it was for you?

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Peter B Parker: I've connected the two dots.

Miguel: You didn't connect shit.

Peter B Parker: I've connected them.

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy.*

Gwen: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Hobie: No, Gwendy. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Gwen: No, that’s not part of it—

Hobie: Where are they? You know what.. If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Miles: I would want to live with no legs.

Hobie: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Miles. You don’t do anything.

Gwen: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Hobie: *pumps frantically*

Gwen: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Hobie: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Pavitr: How’s that gonna help you?

Hobie: I will divide and then count to it.

Pavitr: Right.

Gwen: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Hobie: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Pavitr: I told Hobie to grab snacks for everyone.

Gwen , looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Pavitr, Hobie, and Miles raise their hands*

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*In a horror movie situation*

Hobie: I've got no service in my phone here.

Pavitr: Shoot, my battery just died.

Gwen : Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Miles: Guys, my phone is a book.

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You, to Gwen : We had a date!

You: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Hobie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

You: I wrote you a poem.

Hobie, already crying: You did?

Smth simple until I post an actual fic <3 im sorry for keeping you guys waiting sm I have terrible time management 😭

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l13 · 10 months

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you: my hands are cold

hobie: put 'em in my pants

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stardust948 · 10 months

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Gwen: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Miles: It really is.

*in another room*

Hobi, whispering: Should we tell them that's a tortilla I threw at the window?

Pavtir: Please don't.

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augustinapril · 6 months

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ATSV: TWEETS PT. 4

part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4

Sorry it took so long to get out a part 4!! Thank you for all of the love these have gotten 🫶🏻I hope to get more Noir and other characters from itsv like Peter Porker and Peni into these. :D

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ar0ac3 · 10 months

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Pavitr: I'm forgetting the word...

Miles: Word for what? Maybe we can help?

Pavitr: The word for being proud of your country? Or something like that? What is it, Nazism?

Miles:

Gwen:

Hobie:

Hobie: Nationalism. You mean Nationalism. Please tell me you mean Nationalism.

Pavitr: Yes that's the word! Thank you, Hobie.

Pavitr:

Pavitr: OH MY GOD I SAID NAZISM OH FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

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madame-fear · 10 months

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Y/N: Are you a cuddler? Miguel: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Y/N: Miguel: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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letsunity · 10 months

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Hobie: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution, you get me fam?

Pavitr: Aww, it’s a no? *slowly putting spiked ring down*

Hobie: Don’t talk daft, little Pav. We’re goin’ to steal shit from the Museum.

Pavitr: You do love me!

Hobie: Ten toes down, lil man!

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thebookofthefaeries · 9 months

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Hobie: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?

Pavitr [sitting in Hobie's lap] Beats me.

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iwannabealice · 10 months

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*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

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saturncodedstarlette · 9 months

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Y/N : Damn boy what that mouth do.

Hobie : Critique capitalism.

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punkfloweranarchy · 10 months

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Miguel: status report on Miles Morales?

Hobie: target has been taken out

Miguel: very goo-

Hobie: it was a lovely restaurant. candle lit dinner. he proposed at the end of it, my last name is morales now

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galadrail · 9 months

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*Miles discovered that hobie had cold hands*

Miles : *put hobie into a human sized microwave*

Hobie : don't you think I'm hot enough? You hurt my feelings luv.

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24-7fandombrain · 11 months

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Peter: And I would never say that, not even as a joke, that Miguel is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. Miguel is a bitch and I like him so much!

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