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epoxxalypz · 3 months
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Im just ken
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anywhere else id b a 10
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ar0ac3 · 10 months
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Pavitr: I'm forgetting the word...
Miles: Word for what? Maybe we can help?
Pavitr: The word for being proud of your country? Or something like that? What is it, Nazism?
Miles:
Gwen:
Hobie:
Hobie: Nationalism. You mean Nationalism. Please tell me you mean Nationalism.
Pavitr: Yes that's the word! Thank you, Hobie.
Pavitr:
Pavitr: OH MY GOD I SAID NAZISM OH FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO-
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darkeyebrowsss · 3 months
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I forgot i have tumblr haii
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z4-rk · 2 months
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Im going insane
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i-am-dulaman · 2 years
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When people phrase posts deliberately for the haiku bot to find
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kairithemang0 · 24 days
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Yall idk I was bored and remembered CapCut existed
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midnightfire830 · 5 months
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POV idk what to draw so I got some people to give me prompt ideas and requests. Plus a bonus sketch (if you get the ref its from then ur awesome 👍)
The prompts were as follows:
- Cupbros doing cheers as children (The idea behind that drawing was mugs fell down or Hat went to hard on the training and Cup is cheering him up)
- Pretty much if Cuphead had ink illness and was suffering slowly and painfully. (I headcanon if Cuphead had ink illness his hair and the liquid in his head would be the first to melt. It goes all droopy and deflated and starts to turn dark as it drips down his face and out of his straw.)
- Bendy being abandoned in the meadow.
- And Bendy with an insanely sane smile. (Rlly became him contemplating life.)
WEEEEEEEEEEE
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blackoutbruh · 3 days
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just rose in 30 minutes in two versions that are almost the same but okay
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angellovesyouzsq · 7 months
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I need them so fucking bad
Smash 100%
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foolnamedjoey · 6 months
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Shadow the Bat and Rouge the Hedgehog because I haven't drawn in a bit
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spikyink · 8 months
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ohno-----o7 · 1 month
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Kallamar : You should have realised, Leshy , if Lamb didn't kill you, we would.
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Lamb, throwing their head into Narinder 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Narinder , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Lamb: We have a problem.
Shamura : Let me guess, you caused it?
Kallamar : Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Heket : And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Leshy: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Narinder : If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
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Kallamar : Did you bring Shamura ?
Lamb, gesturing to Leshy: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Kallamar : Leshy? The next best thing would be Heket .
Leshy: I would be offended, but Heket is freakishly strong.
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Heket: Are we really going to let Shamura keep Lamb ?
Kallamar : We kept Leshy.
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Shamura : Hey, what have you two been up to?
Kallamar: We were helping Narinder write their vows, but they kicked us out because Leshy was making inappropriate suggestions.
Leshy : How is “Lamb, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
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Kallamar : Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Lamb: Why?
Kallamar : Leshy fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Shamura : Narinder doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Shamura : You three, explain right now!
Narinder: It was Leshy.
Kallamar : It was Leshy.
Heket : It was Leshy.
Leshy:
Leshy: …fuck.
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Narinder : What’s something you guys are better than Shamura at?
Heket : Mario Kart.
Kallamar : Yeah, video games.
Leshy: Emotional vulnerability.
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Heket : I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Leshy: I sleep with a knife.
Narinder : Both of you are pathetic.
Heket : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Narinder : Lamb.
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Narinder , spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Heket : I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Shamura , visibly confused: Okay, so she decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Narinder , spraying Heket : You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Heket : Dude, I forgot-
Narinder : OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Kallamar: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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Heket , gesturing to Shamura : Leshy, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Kallamar : Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Leshy: I’m sorry Mom... :(
Shamura , near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
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Heket : Do you love Narinder ?
Lamb: Yeah, I do.
Heket : Shamura ! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Shamura : We all love Narinder . You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Lamb: I thought that was implied.
Shamura : ...
Heket : ...
Lamb, looking straight at Shamura : Congrats Heket , you just won 100 bucks.
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Shamura , in a room with Leshy, Heket , and Narinder : It’s calm in here.
Shamura : It scares me…
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Leshy: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Shamura , exasperated: WHY?!?
Shamura points at Narinder : YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Shamura points at Heket : YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Shamura points at Leshy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Shamura : AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
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Leshy: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Kallamar : I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Lamb: I got distracted halfway through.
Heket : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Shamura : Why are you smiling?
Kallamar : What? I can’t just be happy?
Narinder : Leshy tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Shamura : *about Narinder and Lamb* They make a cute couple, huh?
Kallamar : They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Narinder , watching Shamura & Kallamar panic : What's going on?
Leshy: Shamura is having a midlife crisis and Kallamar is just having a crisis.
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Narinder : Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Leshy. They're mad at you.
Leshy: No, it's Shamura . They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Shamura : And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Lamb: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Shamura : I stand by my choice.
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Lamb: You have to apologize to them Narinder .
Narinder : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Lamb: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Narinder : No, that's not how you make cookies.
Aym: FLOOR IT!!
Lamb: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Narinder : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Lamb: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Baal: DO IT!
Narinder : NO-
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mrsfitzgerald · 7 days
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rammstein - keine lust
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adiktalchicle · 1 year
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mr-puzzles · 19 days
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I cant be the only one who thought of this, like there's no fucking way
Alastor:Did it hurt?
Lucifer:Uh, what?
Alastor:When you fell from heaven
Lucifer:Excuse me?
Alastor:You haven't answered
Lucifer: ... Shut the fuck up
Like I know for a fact someone has definitely done this before, like there's no way someone hasnt, it fits them
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2ndbestalex · 9 months
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Soc as cats
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