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ouadisneyblog 21 days
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Tarzan: Don't underestimate me, I'm from strong stock.
Tarzan: My sister once bounced back from an autopsy.
Milo:
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ouadisneyblog 23 days
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Anna: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Namaari!
Raya: But I thought you told me to get it out of my system?
Anna: I had no idea how much you had it in your system.
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ouadisneyblog 2 months
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Merida: If Tiana doesn't cook a separate turkey for me this year, I'm gonna explain he/him lesbians to Snow.
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ouadisneyblog 2 months
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Pocahontas: What are you doing?
Elsa, standing in the counter: I live here, you know? I can stand wherever I want. Thank you very much.
Pocahontas: Where's the spider?
Elsa: Under the table. Please, get it for me. Please, please-
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ouadisneyblog 3 months
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Nancy: Have you ever broken a bone?
Honeymaren: Yes, actually.
Nancy: Did it hurt too much?
Honeymaren: Honestly, not at all.
Nancy, confused: What bone did you break?
Honeymaren: Ryder's ribcage.
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ouadisneyblog 3 months
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Ariel: They're no match for us! We'll handle this the way we always do.
Raya: Brute strength?
Mulan: Almost dying?
Ariel: No, and no! Trough the power of music and friendship!
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ouadisneyblog 4 months
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Pocahontas: Is that my shirt?
Merida, wearing a shirt that goes down to her knees: ...No?
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ouadisneyblog 4 months
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Mulan: GUESS WHAT!
Elsa: With the way you live, I have no idea.
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ouadisneyblog 5 months
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[Flynn Rider] how the hell do u spell showfer
[Shang] chauffer
[Aurora] ooh fancy pants mcgee over here fuck u
[Flynn Rider] spelling bee ass
[Aurora] he's gonna give us the definition next
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ouadisneyblog 5 months
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Ariel: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?
Rapunzel: No...
Rapunzel: *imagining a cat with a tiny stethoscope*
Rapunzel: ...But I want to.
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ouadisneyblog 5 months
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Merida: Ella is gonna kill us when she finds out!
Jasmine: If she finds out.
Merida: If... I like that, that's good.
Pocahontas, appearing out of nowhere: What are you two up to?
Jasmine and Merida: *SCREAMING*
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ouadisneyblog 5 months
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*Boun gets a tatoo under Raya and Namaari's watch*
Namaari: Oh my Dragon! Raya, what are we gonna tell his parents??
Raya: Oh! I got It! Let's cut off his arm!
Namaari: OH, SURE! 'Cause that's easier to explain tHAN A TATOO!?
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ouadisneyblog 5 months
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Maui: How old are you again?
Quasimodo: I'm 17.
Jim Hawkins: And I'm 16.
Maui:
Maiu: People younger than Moana exist?
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ouadisneyblog 6 months
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Anna: Multi-player video games are bad for health, heart, and emotional well-being. Cut them out of your diet. Now.
Moana: Did you lose again?
Anna: >:(
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ouadisneyblog 6 months
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Moana: So, um, would you like to go out with me sometime?
Ariel: That sounds lovely! Let's do it!
(...)
Aurora: *turns megaphone on*
Belle: No, Rose- please- don't you d-
Aurora: *inhales*
Belle: *hides behind Pocahontas*
Aurora: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART~
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ouadisneyblog 6 months
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Anna: Alright, Giselle, I'm gonna pickup lunch.
Anna: If the Sims I trapped in the bedroom finally fall in love, call me IMMEDIATELY!
Giselle:
Anna: Yes, I know they look exactly like us.
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ouadisneyblog 6 months
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Disney Princes' Age/Zodiac Sign/Height
(HEAD CANNON)
John Rolfe
Age: 24
Zodiac Sign: 鈾戯笍 Capricorn
Height: 1,86
Phoebus
Age: 26
Zodiac Sign: 鈾愶笍 Sagittarius
Height: 1,88
Quasimodo
Age: 17
Zodiac Sign: 鈾嬶笍 Cancer
Height: 1,68
Hercules
Age: 19
Zodiac Sign: 鈾堬笍 Aries
Height: 1,96
Tarzan
Age: 19
Zodiac Sign: 鈾擄笍 Pisces
Height: 1,86
Milo
Age: 24
Zodiac Sign: 鈾婏笍 Gemini
Height: 1,75
David
Age: 23
Zodiac Sign: 鈾庯笍 Libra
Height: 1,74
Edward
Age: 25
Zodiac Sign: 鈾岋笍 Leo
Height: 1,77
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