Out of every single relationship in the Whoniverse, whatever the Doctor and the Master have going on just hits different. Like a rock. I’m sure everyone feels this way about their fave Doctor ship, but my experience is that once you go Thoschei, you cannot go back. Given the narrative symmetry, character foiling, interwoven parallels, tragically dramatic irony, frustratingly unspeakable ambiguous romance that defies traditional ship canonization in the true chaotic spirit of Doctor Who, and a unique backstory setup that allows the characters to have history that other individuals cannot match, while fate (and the format of the show) pushes them together over and over again indefinitely, without hope of lasting reconnection lest the setup break, the Doctor and Master’s codependent anti-soulmate life or death partnership arguably cheapens every other pairing beyond comparison. Their tragedy never leaves you. (And keeps you up at night)
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So Here’s What We’re Gonna Do.
Now, if this were any other time of year, I probably would have chosen a different way to settle the Antigone vs Lloyd Garmadon controversy.
However,
The date is November 3rd, 2023. An international holiday is upon us.
I only realized this, this morning. And I feel, as the runner of yet another hydrogen bomb of a tournament on this coming fateful day, we must celebrate appropriately.
So no matter who the votes lay in favor for, come this evening, we’re treating this like we’ve treated ties.
For those new here, when a poll ends the week in a tie, it would be promptly followed by a 24-hour, no-propaganda tiebreaker poll.
On all sides, there is weight to every argument. Perhaps this final sweep was illegitimately executed and Antigone would not fairly win. Perhaps this sweep was the case of Friday being a significant meme in the fandom, coinciding with blogs of large followings reblogging it, making the win perfectly legitimate. Some may even think that despite if the votes are legitimate, the Antigone fandom OR the Ninjago fandom have been unruly and out of line with each other all week, and thus neither deserve it.
Now I, as the pollrunner, am as neutral as I can possibly be in this. But no matter which of these may be true or not true, it’s impossible to make a judgment over this current poll.
So considering the golden opportunity of a day ahead of us, let’s make this fun again, shall we?
No matter the results of current poll, starting at 12am and ending at 11:59pm Pacific Time on November 5th, 2023, we will have another poll to determine the true winner between Antigone and Lloyd Garmadon, to continue into Round 4. No matter the results of this one-day poll, the winner and loser will be final. No changes, no disqualifications, it will end here.
This poll will have no propaganda, attached or answered on the blog.
It will have no replies.
It will have no reblogs.
Only votes.
May the best blorbo win.
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no real cheese will ever live up to the phantom taste i imagined the cartoon cheese from tom and jerry cartoons i watched as a kid tasted like.
this is the pinnacle of the cheese-based foodgroups. i think it was less the visual appeal (almost none, it looks like a dried sponge half the time) and more the fervent desperation with which the mouse pursued it. the permeating lust for this cheese.
the fanatical daydreaming was so evocative that my brain and tongue made up a flavour that will never exist and i am doomed to spend my life unfulfilled
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Epic The Musical;
Tiresias: Your men are gonna die. No need to even try. You will be fucked up, oh and your wife will marry a mass murderer
Odysseus: Whoa thanks for the fucking nothing dude! Why did I even come down here?! I can throw infants off towers instead! That got me out of Troy!
Odyssey;
Tiresias: To make it out alive you must not eat the cattle belonging to Helios, if you do you are doomed. To appease Poseidon you must offer a very specific sacrifice and you must travel once more, good luck. Oh and you have news from home.
Odysseus: Oh shit we ain't done yet? Now I have to protect my men from yet another fiasco other than the sack from Aiolus?! Well...nevermind... Thanks prophet. It was massive help.
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