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Hey guys. Almost all of them are checked off in the death note. By that I mean my favorite characters are almost all dead.
So will you guys make me feel better and help me make a one word story? I love those. When It's done I'll take all of the words and put them in a post.
Rules: One word only, please allow this to make sense but still be funny, Just write one word in the comments to continue the story.
I'll start: I
now continue from there ok?
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peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution.
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huge fan of rosemary but a little differently than canon portrayal like just a little more crazy disastrous awkward and maybe a little quadrant vacillation if i so wish even if all of that is probably ooc but i want rosemary to be cringefail sometimes
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hello i just wanted to send you an ask bc even though i freak out in ur tags daily i still feel like im not conveying the depth of my appreciation for ur work. i scroll through ur blog and go insane in my head frequently. in a positive sense. your art is delicious and your brain is huge. also is elmtwig a hc last name or is it canon?
AHHH THABK YOUUU.💖💖💖💖 and elmtwig is canon!!!
bestowing upon thee this one thing they posted on twitter sometime last year i think, in which they drop a bunch of in-universe book titles…
PEEP THE LAST NAMES!!!!! I’m extremely normal about their last name being elmtwig btw. I definitely have not overanalyzed the symbolism here to hell and back (lie) (im also extremely normal about aristotle and arthur writing a book together btw I HATE THEM SO BADDDDD i love them. goodbye)
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Releases pikmin creatures into your home
What will you do?
probably have sex with them i guess
oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!
anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf
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Oh god, @carpp art has- damn it-
Okoooo-kay, I thought of this- but au where- au where Sera and Lucifer switched places- so theres a different time line and stuff-
Woukd lilith leave in this au?? Probably but also I don't really want her to so- tech- technicalities it's fine I'll figure that all out later-
Uhhh nit really a side note but I do think Emily and sera aren't like, blood sisters, but they call eachother sisters because their both seraphms and sera raised her in canon right? So in this au Lucifer and Emily would be brother/sister because he raised her and is also a seraphim so-
I think he and Emily would be around the same height, Lucifer being taller by a inche or 2 though. Idk, it's like, 2 am and I should really go to sleep-
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obsessed with @that-rollingfrog 's ninja age swap au First's design. wanted to draw him in the hoodie and with that floofy hair, turned into lil fanart for the au itself
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Dash simulator
Blog 1: lol anyone else seeing a lot of strawberries in new recipes now? sometimes its fun but i really dont get the appeal of adding it to everything. why did you make strawberry garlic bread
Blog 2: u kno im not a fan of strawberries, i really like the rich sweet and sour notes from oranges, oranges and chocolate is such a good combo. i altered a recipe for a smoothie with oranges last week and it was soooo good ill give you my notes if you want
Reblogged by: Blog 1: ahaha yesss i love chocolate and oranges
Blog 3: I canNOT believe the hate im seeing to strawberries right now, like, you know guys know the rule don't like don't bake right?? you know you can hit the back button right?? honestly what's wrong with yall
Open draft- wait guys you know there's a difference between leaving a comment on a recipe saying you hate strawberries and the recipe writer should never use them, and going to your own blog to say you don't really like strawberries, without naming any specific people or recipes right? you know there's a difference right?? - Save - Post - Discard
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Blog 4: why is everyone jumping on the strawberry hate train right now. what is wrong with you.
Reblogged by: Blog 5: I knowwww like guys some people stop baking because of reading things like that, please stop it, if you don't like strawberries you can be quiet about it
Open draft- im so sorry if anyone's getting sent mean messages or comments about what they're writing and baking, but i'm literally not seeing any of that and if you are, please use the block button. but someone making a post on their own blog is not that, and if you can't see the irony in you being allowed to complain on personal blogs but not them i can't help you... - save- post- discard
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Blog 2: are strawberries even in season?
Blog 6: woo cherry pie!
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If I see one more porn bot using Fandom tags to show me boobs and ass I will tear my hair out
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I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FUELLED DELUSIONS !!! I HATE PARANOIA FU
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